>>159510
worms are not insects!

>>159512
Im not finna watch this vid, but the "worms" in op pic are clearly insect larvae.

>>159558
finna an sheeit

>>159558
"if it looks like a worm and it speaks like a worm it probably is a worm"

Somehow, this is someones fetish

yaoi is too violent. ( ;´Д` )

the yuri ive read is more lovey dovey, i think thats better

Yuri :3 I am very very gay

nobody stay yuri forever...

futanari yuri, you get the best of both worlds....

loli yuri

LOL

>Alright, now explain what Putata even means
Name of this bro<3

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>159597
I fucking LOL'd

>>159597
Lel, i'm always one to appreciate a good caption

>>159506
Not into scat, but i did A2M once. It was during my last years of HS, when a girl told me to fuck myself, and i actually did later than night, suckage and all
Unrelated, but during that time i also missed the birthday party of one of my females friends 'cause i decide to cum into my own face and mouth at home

In case anyone wants to chat:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/

Name: Whatever

Semens? her parents were too dumb to know semen is already plural

>she's old
not heyuri waifu material

If she's so old then why dose she liek DC/DC instead of AC/DC? Boom *mic drop*

She was released in 2010, so she's old in PLC terms

Holy shit I fucking hated programming these
Allen Bradly rapes siemens

Hey isn't the IVU thread done for this month?

>>159554
mold colonies spreading and being visible 2 the human eye in under 24 hours might legitimately be a fungus world record

that means IVU anon lives near you and opened his window to air out the unfathomable stench and some of the imouto spores got in your coffee and lungs

>>159570
lol'd

>>159570
who is IVU anon? is it the cumjar barf guy?

The hardest part is remembering all the damn water types

not great not terrible

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>159527
The important thing is having fun

47/151. I remembered a few of their names in Japanese but not in English.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: You have cancer

LOOKS FUKKEN DELICIOUS

Trash creature.

NIGRA STOLE MY CAT FOOD ヽ(`Д´)ノ

the creature

Digirape DLC!

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

>>159520
What can I say I'm simply the best.

they should try appealing to the seinen demographic by replacing all the digimons and boys with cute little girls

Acquired taste GET!

>>3540
>fully gassed
jewcy!

What did John Kricfalusi mean with this?

>>159501
wat haz heyuri doen...

>>159501
no...

>>159501
What did they think was gonna happen

>>159501
VICTORY!!!!!!11

Lo siento, hace días me encontré con el sitio web, vi el codigo fuente y me encontré con las credenciales, no perdoné ese fallo y borré todo y publiqué algunas imágenes porno que tenia en mi pc, a la hora el dueño borró las imágenes y publicó que sufrió un ataque al sitio, creo que en menos de 24 horas después cerró el sitio.

>>618
goddammit, mistyped lol
music should be musi there

What's the point of learning an artificial language when actually used by real people languages exist.

Get into meal planning or cooking for yourself, thats a nice task oriented busywork thing

I task you to promote /j/ to all of your friends (they must be female, no boys) so that our beautiful board can grow! ヽ(´∇` )ノ

So DO IT ヽ(`Д´ )ノ DO IT NAO

>>620
There are reasons, but it depends on which one you're learning. The biggest one is that artificial languages are almost universally easier than natural ones, unless deliberately designed to not be.

Esperanto failed (admittedly, if you look at the historical record, there was a lot of deliberate effort to kill it), but has a large userbase and is relatively easy to pick up. You'll end up talking with other language nerds if you're into Esperanto, too.
Interlingua is useful if you want to pick up a generic Romance language (and thus you'll also actually be able to use it in real life because it is explicitly designed to be intelligible by speakers of a lot of languages). It is also supposed to be quite easy, and you could branch off into learning a specific real Romance language from it. Unfortunately, the number of outright Interlingua speakers is fairly low, so you might not be able to to easily understand any responses you get when speaking it to say, a Spaniard or an Italian. Same shit applies to Interslavic, which is a constructed generic Slavic language and has similar design goals for people traveling in that area of the world.
Toki Pona is tiny (maybe like 140 words right now) and you can pick it up in like 2 months if you're rushing. It is definitely deeply flawed for general communication (some of the flaws are by design, annoyingly enough and could easily be fixed), but not totally without merit. It has a high userbase by conlang standards (not many people), but most users are terrible at it because they "know" it rather than actually know it and when you try to understand them, you realize they never actually did learn the grammar (which is admittedly a bit too simple and completely lacks any kind of guide rails). It is a great first step in a language learning journey though, because it exposes the user to a lot of concepts about how another language could work while also not needing significant effort to learn.

tl;dr:
shit's easier lol

>>159442
gtfo nigger ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>159450
you first, necrofag

necrofag is a fukken n00b that doesn't even fuck dead fags - unlike the superior necrorat, which actually fucks dead rats.

:نيجرا::نيجرا:

*ppai loli is the most god forsaken thing an "artist" could envision
why must human beings torment each other (i.e me) so horribly?

doesn't seem so bad ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>is it using a hosting service
>or at a hosting service with their own hardware?
I don't think I could give a proper answer to this question even if I wanted to
>no i dont want to hack it
I dunno, you sound too l33t

Yotsumotes are quite old and I don't know the original source or where did Heyuri itself obtained them from
Emoji are those of SoftBank 2004 https://www.heyuri.net/#news57

We use the latest Atlantean technology, which is a few centuries ahead of land-people technology. Unfortunately, we're also under strict orders from the Atlantean government to never reveal their industry secrets

>>69507
>>69506

ty peeps, i just remembered recently about the hosting of the old lolicore.org website, wanted to know if there was a similar situation here before, ty!!!

>>69505
>no i dont want to hack it or do dumb shit im legit a dumbass puppygirl with no knowledge in my retard brain
this is something a 1337 h4x0r would say

>>159447

And to prevent any confusion or impersonation, I’ll be using a tripcode .

>I’m planning to create a website inspired by Japanese imageboards like Futaba Channel.
a lot of sites exist like this already, and most of them are deserted. heyuri's community is a rare exception, and it only exists because of the hard work of users and staff trying to keep it alive.
before you spend all that time making the site, you ought to ask yourself, "what will make my community thrive where a hundred others have died of inactivity?"
that will save you some frustration later on.

im honestly just curious of how you're going to plan on host it

>>159451

Yer right!!! sustaining a community is the real challenge. I’ve been thinking about ways to encourage engagement and keep it active, not just launch a site. I wanna focus on creating something that ppl will genuinely want to participate in, rather than letting it fade like so many others.

>>159458

I’m still finalizing the details, but I plan to use a reliable hosting setup that can handle the traffic and features I want for the site.

There are two albums and an EP, though i never listened to the EP

Song About Fucking Lolis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXAkzqBTvCs&t=595s

Don't Stop the Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5A8JqmCyos&t=4416s

>Why didn't this become a yearly thing?
The guy who organized the previous ones disappeared (or something), and nobody has stepped up to organize the project since

>>159386
waaaat!! so no more heyuri records? maybe i will revive it someday...

>>159305
>>159310
NO WAYYYYYYYYY ur so cool... congratulations !!!!!!! i will remember this....

>>159378
damn, i hope the guy is okay now atleast!