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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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NIGGERS. ASS DICK. COCK. BOOBIES. PEEPEE.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>172247
>TY
TYTTY
>PO
POOPIE
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FAGGIT
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you think youre tough dont you?
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FUCK SHIT FAGGOT :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
POST SOME GOOD SHIT:xd:
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about to post this
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I REMEMBER ONE DAY
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https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m469.mp3

Your fortune: Godly luck

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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GERMAN SUPLEX DAT HO! :angry:
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why she so fat

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Would you be put into cold sleep, for an unknown period of time, if it meant finding your true love eventually?

you might be frozen for 100 years, or 2000 years...
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yes
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and I will get to time travel!? :biggrin:
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>you might be frozen for 100 years, or 2000 years...
kowai...:ph34r:
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Can I go back in the freezer if I wake up and everyone's ugly or is it a one shot deal?
I'd probably still say yes
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>>1393
you might wake up and the planet is full of ugly apes and youre the best looking girl in the world. :dizzy:
which would be scary because the hoard of subhuman money people would probably just rape u to death and u'd die.

there was a type of brown beetle that when exposed to brown glass, would mate with the brown glass until it died, to the beetle the glass was a hyper attractive beetle and it wanted nothing more in its life that to have sex with what the unnaturally beautiful object.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
men only want one thing and it's fucking adorable :love:
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>>1399
i think its fun and feels good :biggrin:
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>>1399
i guess the upside to big boobs is you can be a milk cow and everyone wants to suck on them. it must be like if youre a guy with a big attractive PENIS, everybody wants to put it in their mouth, its got to be good for the confidence

come to think of it, i dont know why someone wanting to eat a part of you would make you feel valued.
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man here
stay away from my PENIS

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Adobe Flash is kill ;_;
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How many times does it have to die? :cry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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@slap>adobe
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Again!?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Where can I get a silicone doll that's actually made in Japan?
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Japan
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on teh innerbutts :hokke:
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in the back alley at the dingy part of town, look for a rundown chinese food place and ask for bob

Off-Topic@Heyuri
YUI IS DEAD
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rest in piss :cry:
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How many times does it have to die? :cry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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日本語@へゆり
節分楽しんでね〜♪

日本語@へゆり
ちなみに俺の部屋が臭いのもゴミ箱に入れっぱなしにするアレのせい
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ティッシュで拭く前に使い捨てビニル手袋を装着して拭き終わったら手袋を裏返しながらティッシュを手袋の内側に入れてコンドームみたいに縛って捨てる
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普段はトイレで流すけど、面倒な時は部屋にある満杯のビニールゴミ袋を一時的に開いて使い済みのティッシュを無理やり押し込んでもう一度封を閉める
少なくとも次オナるまではね

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i got a new keyboard, typing feels so good tjrabhgeiujfghi uAGFILJBHdhfbopAUB FIuhqaw eiouhoIUHiuAWHoufhoaIKW HOUdbh wao; uG Dpw bhadough wuagIUd gho jhawd ij bnIP UWghua ghwd u ahwJhiwdadb IAYBGWDipughawiudあjフェドJHAIdfhくぃうh度ハウhぢ王hwウイあHD王位hUWAHうわh道hOIAWhd尾んL:KWD HN; AJB dkjb kcjb iuwuhwddouh uwdhうwhdhワウhづhd言うhwうhづあhw所hジャHWdjhjkww
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ddkngdgmxcbfxcklgnfnblcxnbvcnglkfdnbknfoiejgiorjgiojdfiobjklbnfdgjiofdnbiodfnoi
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>>172201
FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT I HATE YOU I CAN TYPE WHATEVER I WANT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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ah the joke is the artist can't draw fingers!
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i hate my keybo
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ITS TIEM, WHO WILL BE TEH FASTEST? :cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I modified Anonymous san's yeah highlighter script to make it more gradual

It's my first time programming in javascript, so please tell me if there's anything st00pid ヽ(´ー`)ノ


// ==UserScript==


// @name Heyuri Yeah Highlighter (better)


// @namespace heyuri-yeah-highlight-better


// @version 1.0


// @description Highlights reply posts based on Yeah count (like a Futaba★Channel userscript)


// @author Heyuri Applicable Research & Development


// @match https://img.heyuri.net/*


Comment too long, view post No.172225 to see the full comment.
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looks good, nice job ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
the IVU is late this month.... do you think anon was discovered? did osaka mutate and come to life and escape? did anon fuck his imouto? we need updates IVU sama where are you????
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i think the last time he posted in December, he implied that he'd mostly running out but that there'd be more stuff in store for 2026
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>>172236
i really do think he was drinking it .....
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>>172237
i also think he did... IIRC he said the reason why some of it was lost was because he used teh vomit to fap (´π`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
so is heyuri really the place to be? because to me it seems like it's the place to be BAD!
it's always the same, i bring up Iruyeh-tan and her tragic past, some people post some replies and then complete and utter radio silence
do you even know how many times i've opened heyuri.net only to find Iruyeh-tan alone at home on the verge of tears while everyone else has fun?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
have you ever invited Iruyeh to have fun with you all without needing me to bring it up?!

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I thought you were better than this heyuri... (╥﹏╥)
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iruyeh-tan i only have twenty dollars but maybe you can buy a snack or something cool with it (´ー`)
it's all i have, pls understand (;´Д`)
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>>172220
what the hell! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
you're making this sound like she's robbing you! she's actually very nice deep down if you only stop treating her like a criminal ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>172221
i meant that i can't afford much more or else i would give her more (ρ_;)
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>>172223
that is nice of you but please, I've been trying to tell heyuri this all this time (;´Д`)
Iruyeh is actually very sweet deep inside, what she needs isn't a "cheer up emo kid" or money, what she needs is for someone to accept her and not treat her badly or as fuck meat (;´Д`)
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>>172224
Bah, I don't have enough time to dote on her all day! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Here, there's a seat beside the fireplace and a stack of books for her. A warm meal is waiting on the stovetop, it's a bowl of oatmeal mixed berries and two pancakes. She may make herself at home. Now good day sir, I must be off for another day in the mines! (;`Д´)ノ7>

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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As a kid I didn't pay attention to the lyrics of that song because I didn't speak English
They are actually kind of nice

Off-Topic@Heyuri
whaddup homos my name is yung farty and i'm a real G representin tha AlAzMa (albanian azumanga mafia) crew. my set's gonna be runnin this bytheqir ass board from now on so all u fags better post a loli in this thread as protection or FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
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ok heres my manko
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take my bisuke and let me go
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how do you say osaka in albanian

Off-Topic@Heyuri
yeah
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YEAH YEAAAH YEAH
YEAH YEAAAH YEAH
YEAH YEAAAAAAAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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haey
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Why is there an updoot system on my Heyuri nao??? :worry2:
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>>172213
theyre そうだね from futaba channel
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>>172213
i knew someone would call it that

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