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[The IVU] Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)17:11:03 No.157300

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Another month, another look at the vomit cup :drool:

Hello /b/, and welcome, to another edition of the IVU! Now, last time I had expressed interest in adding another one of my sister's bodily fluids to the brew. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that. We'll have to wait and see if that pan's out some other time. But, the vomit on its own is mutating. There are tons of fragmented chunks that look like they're getting... bigger.
As some of you may have guessed, before I snap a picture of the cup, I always place it over my nose and masturbate. Today I lasted about a minute, but immediately after I set the cup down, I got pretty woozy, and my throat got extremely sore. It's been about 30 minutes since I put the cup back, and I'm still feeling the soreness.
Maybe it's just fall allergies :nosebleed:

Until next time, /b/. バハハイ～

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)19:05:02 No.157309

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you have about 3 months left to live, good luck :xd:

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)20:30:34 No.157313

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imouto virus congratz!! :biggrin:

>But, the vomit on its own is mutating. There are tons of fragmented chunks that look like they're getting... bigger.
Is there any change in the smell or taste?
I'm looking forward to the further evolution of the mysterious chunks! Maybe think sum name for them in case they earn their own sentience

>バハハイ～
bahahai~!

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)21:27:40 No.157314

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OP, if you get bored, tell us the pH of the blarf. i think there's ways to do it with cabbage. look it up

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)21:34:08 No.157315

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>>157314
Or buy a pH indicator strip for very little. They give the exact pH value, and you'll get enough strips for many monthly updates ^-^

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13 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/02(Thu)00:42:04 No.157321

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god save osaka... :cry:

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(Debate) Will humans go extinct before 2100? へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/01(Wed)15:09:51 No.15033

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(to be continued)

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1 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/01(Wed)16:18:53 No.15034

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I think not, its more likely that the world will be run by one government that uses AI to make sure everyone is living in slums, like animals while they live in some isolated country of their own.

The entire world will be like africa, but governed by robots, and the rulers in power will sit around all day in their tiny protected county sacrificing slaves and raping people or whatever.

If the proles riot they will just remotely genocide them and level their tent cities in an instant （ ´_ゝ`）

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2 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/01(Wed)18:31:41 No.15035

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I think hackers will take control of one of the world's most powerful supercomputers for an hour or two and use its AI to help them overthrow the government run by incompetent old fags and take over the world, but they'll keep almost everyone enslaved in the same miserable conditions because those hackers were treated like shit for their whole lives for being ugly nerds by the same proles that are now begging to be freed.

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3 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/10/01(Wed)22:24:28 No.15039

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I will become president of the United States and will get rid of every jew and nigger and everyone will have a loli wife or shota husband depending on their gender because I am homophobic

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Windows® ∞ 2025/09/27(Sat)06:17:19 No.156826

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I can't find the stream :cry:

https://yutura.net/news/archives/136846

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3 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)15:31:11 No.157195

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>>156826
>>156826
nothing ever happens

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4 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)22:16:41 No.157226

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>>157195
You think those police would've shown up that quick if it was a greasy fat lolicon?

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)01:44:44 No.157238

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>>157226
>if it was a greasy fat lolicon?
they would wait until you finally decide to stop being a pussy and become an hero, then immediately show up to laugh at your humongous pancake'd corpse.

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)01:53:31 No.157239

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>>157226
if it was a fat greasy lolicon, angels would save him before he hit the ground, and they would take him to paradise.

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)22:18:01 No.157318

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>>157195
Attention seeking whore!!!

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)15:19:46 No.1127

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)15:20:28 No.1128

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)18:20:12 No.1129

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o hai there

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Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)16:09:00 No.157199

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AHHHHHH NOT THE HEAD!!!!!
:sad:

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1 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)17:40:38 No.157208

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The forehead? :glare:

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/09/30(Tue)22:16:05 No.157225

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i want her to take my head (;´Д`)

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)04:27:54 No.157255

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I could've fixed her and protected her..

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)04:56:27 No.157256

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Nice head

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)16:36:29 No.157299

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>>157255
My wife Kotonoha-chan has nothing to "fix" and she can already protect herself!

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)12:55:00 No.157273

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GLORY, GLORY MAN. UNITED!

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)12:57:34 No.157274

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love me tetris

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)14:52:48 No.157293

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My old man said be a City fan,
And I said bollocks to the cunt, oi oi!
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for JUST ONE MINUTE!

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)14:46:49 No.4311

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hmmm

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Anonymous 2025/09/26(Fri)07:50:15 No.156683

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64 BIT

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4 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)17:47:41 No.157209

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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5 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)18:57:38 No.157211

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>>157209
her eyes are too big and too far up
she looks like an alien

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6 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)19:19:41 No.157216

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>>157211
That's just because she is really really high right now

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7 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)20:06:15 No.157217

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>>157216
duuuuuuude

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)14:12:59 No.157279

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>>157217

Off-Topic@Heyuri

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I have a confession to make... Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)02:53:15 No.157156

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Fellas... I...

I...
I-i... :blush:

I LOVE RETARDS!

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5 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)08:44:10 No.157173

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mental retardation is moe! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)03:39:19 No.157250

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stupid ass teacher d/dx of sin(x) is not sin(x) why did he mark it right

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)05:12:47 No.157259

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>>157250
retard-san.. the Yes mark means incorrect answer in Nihon...

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)05:31:09 No.157260

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I love my dumb ass, drooling wife!

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)11:12:16 No.157271

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>>157156
Like this, right? :biggrin:

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halloween Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)05:12:17 No.3353

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Bishopu◆h4HfV64Q2c 2025/10/01(Wed)08:32:24 No.3356

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Morose is cool word :cool:

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)08:04:29 No.157263

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)05:57:38 No.3355

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/09/29(Mon)22:53:02 No.157140

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What f*cking freak at Ubuntu thought it was a good idea to make middle mouse button an paste shortcut?

I dont like that at all... i use middle mouse button all the time for auto scroll! :dark:

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20 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)14:38:29 No.157191

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Amateurs.

AMATEURS.

Distributions dont fucking exist.

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21 Anonymous 2025/09/30(Tue)14:52:54 No.157193

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>>157181
I raise you a Konqi, dear brother/sister in K Desktop Environment.

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22 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)01:05:09 No.157234

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Okay so on both wayland and X11 middle mouse pastes the last selected text, but this isnt extended to things that are in the clipboard (such as files, filepaths, etc), these are two separate things. From what im understanding. :astonish:

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23 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)01:54:16 No.157240

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>>157234
That's correct, so it's like having two clipbaords.

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24 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)05:52:51 No.157262

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>>157234
Changing the image server wouldn't have had an effect eitherway

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)05:14:22 No.3354

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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We're no strangers to FEAR Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)04:49:33 No.3352

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)04:46:50 No.3351

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/09/25(Thu)21:41:41 No.156623

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I got stood up by a girl... again :hokke:

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44 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/10/01(Wed)03:37:34 No.157248

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Do they habe teh sex??????

I do NOT liek that!! :angry:

I SAGE I SAGE I SAGE

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45 Anonymous 2025/10/01(Wed)03:54:04 No.157251

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i counter these sages.

THIS THREAD IS NOW FOR SEX HAVERS ONLY
VIRGINS GTFO ヽ(`Д´)ノ

my first time was in highschool. i brought a girl over who i didnt even like and by the end of the night she called my PENIS "meh" and sucked me off :iyahoo: