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Whats going on in those chinese comics? I gotta know

>>162427
She said "CHING CHONG NIP NONG FLIED LICE VERY NAISU".

gurrrl, ninjas gotta poopoo too!

AAAAAAAAAAAA ZOMFG PONY

CLOP IN TEH HELL!!!!!11111!one

Post diet self-help books. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>162419
if only they were fat posters
who you're talking to, or rather, WHAT you are talking to are blobs of flesh whose only purpose is to consume and assimilate
run while you can

delicious fat (´￢`)

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if anyone in this thread is looking to get boots, get a pair of gel insoles as well. they make them much softer and more pleasant to walk with.

>>688
insoles do make a world of difference, worth not cheaping out on too especially if youre on your feet a lot

>>689
i hate insoles theyre woman haters

Dolly Mary Janes, combat boots, boomer running shoes, mocassins, these japanese P.E shoes idk the name of!

>>691
uwabaki

Maek lounge thread

>>69603
Lounge

loung

LOUNGE!!!

Damn, got his everything blown off. War is brutal...

>>162246
commander fuck face

>>162248
luckily not his VAGINA

why do you want to join the army, son? ( ´ω`)

>>162264
to rape cute hebes

Drive that tank straight up my ass!

Cool braahzilian tank!

>>162405
It planted a seed in me.. that grew into a blossoming tree

My sister was also a little cruel and sometimes beat me up.. I need not explain what that did to me

ぐうぐうぐうぐう

Reading that reminded me of a similar story I experienced myself

Unlike my current self, when I was little kid, I wasn't any pervert but usual well-behaved shota-kun. In some elementary school summer, I was sent to a summer "camp" school where we had swimming lessons. Before and after swimming lessons, USUALLY first girls changed and later the boys. Changing involved seeing each other fully naked, and as I was still extremely socially awkward (thus scared of being seeing naked too), I would either get in early and use the single cabinet or wait until everyone left and use the cabinet (since kind of everyone wanted to use it to some degree). There was a sympathetic teacher who would turn a blind eye to my general avoidance of such group events.

One of the lessons, the "older" grade's girls (but must be still liek middle school at most) entered the changing room while I was changing in the cabinet! I was too scared to warn them at first, but they eventually noticed the single changing cabinet was occupied. I was too scared at the time to talk beyond telling them I was changing (they asked if I was in their grade, I didn't know what to respond). They didn't initially make a big fuss, just asked the teacher to change their clothes after the weird guy who refuses to share his identity get out or sumthing... but teacher-san probably guessed I didn't want to be seen so he ordered the girls to change while I was in the cabinet... They freaked out but obliged

So I was too young to understand the situation then but there was a point in my life where I was alone, naked, with few tens of nee-chan aged schoolgirls, who were also changing naked from (or to) their mizugi sugata. After maybe an hour or two of waiting in the cabinet, after making sure noone was around anymore, I sneaked out of the changing room

Thank you sensei. I sometimes reminisce about that time while fapping to mizugi ero.

>>162411
> After maybe an hour or two of waiting in the cabinet, after making sure noone was around anymore, I sneaked out of the changing room
It took them an HOUR OR TWO to change?...

and you didnt peek once?

also, what do you mean you didnt know what to say when they asked if they were in your grade? The answer was no! And if you had said that, they would realize that its not some pervert boy, but just a little kid.. and since teenage girls love little boys, they would have dragged you out of your stall and fucked you !

rite? isnt that what happens irl?

>It took them an HOUR OR TWO to change?...
No... I was alone in the changing room for a while, as I was too afraid to leave be seen even when they were done
>and you didnt peek once?
I don't remembrar how exactly the door looked like, but they would probably notice... and I would probably accidentally break the world speedrun record of getting into a sex offender list...

>rite? isnt that what happens irl?
At least, I missed my only chance to test it

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>>162399
I LOL'd

WHEN I'M SAD
SHE COMES TO MEEEEE
WITH A THOUSAND SMILES
SHE GIVES TO ME FREEE

Dummy Hendrix!

>>162301
lmao weed dude

>>162304
Detachment, imaginary worlds, empty and full universes, Amitabha showing heavens and hells, watching past and future of all mysterious realms that nobody understands. Portal hopping from first to second to third to fourth illusion all in one jump endlessly.

Chasing sparks of light at subluminal speeds to catch them in my hands like fireflies. Tip toeing at the boundary of reality. Waltz with the absolute. Going up and down, swinging on the pendulum of the primordial clock. Dashing through the abyss like a torpedo in cold and dead Mariana trench where I rammed a colorful unicorn head to head resulting in rainbow spilling from my eyes instead of blood. Breaking 7-colored glass beanth the ceiling of the cosmos, and bright star glass fragments and sparking stardust rained. Inhaling heat and dread directly from mouth of death, kissing lunacy.

Silken rainbow clothes of all existence sewn together by sparky threads that keep reality unified and comprehensible got overstretched snapped as a rabbit knocked me off the moon with its mochi hammer. I fell directly into the cold night ocean filled with a reflection of stars and still falling stardust and star glass fragments, with drowning silk of reality everywhere.

Left alone, secluded in a cold dark ocean with only a needle, a yarn and broken fabric of reality. I had to stitch together the world anew while voices and spirits were racing around me, passing through me and trying to possess me. Threatening and trying to lead me into psychosis. They put out all all colors, they blew out last starlight from the sky. Speaking to me in deepening voices, splitting into many voices, full of blood in their throats. Screaming, screeching, moaning. Making echos, cutting off my hearing and sight, making every sound into self amplifying metallic screeching and magnetic noise. Only getting louder and louder into infinity to drive me crazy. Breathing terror into me, sucking out all brightness from the soul, making me feel ice cold and stationary. Until I won out the battle of sanity and jumped the last portal back into the true reality as soon as I stitched together enough of it to fit.

In the end I think I would want to become a tailor of worlds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7RngNKSAnY

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>>162370
Qué idiota, se me olvidó del link

https://ecuachan.yzz.me/ :)

puto boludo de mierda

I don't think anybody laughed at this unfunny photo

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>>3694
I too miss endless captchas and gachimuchi spam that killed original threads prematurely

>>3699
I think 4/f/'s spirit was unrivalled personally. I just can't get the same kick here. Still hoping the admins will reinstate it and all the oldfags will check back one day and return home.

Maladaptive coping.

>>3680
I miss these little flash loop gems
I found many good songs and artists through them

>>3699
Not a fan of Thurs [G] [A] [Y] are you?

>>3704
The final hoorah was that fateful New Year's eve. Everyone came back and posted their favorites, and tons of original flashes too.
From that point on it was basically just a few regulars, who could all come here but choose not to because heyuri isn't run by some money grubbing jap who doesn't even post, just siphons money and personal data from his users.
As it is now, I can't even post on 4chan; the 120 second counters keep restarting right before they hit 1 second.

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SUPER MOE

im sorry i stepped on your wiener i was on my way to the bathroom

>>162242
pls no

The true Heyurizen loves loli PENIS abuse.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you sleep on the bed, loli's won't be able to step on you. Their too short. (・∀・)