Have you tried appetite stimulants? Talk to your doctor about it.

shotgun 10 beers a night, you'll gain weight quickly

just get some taco bell... a bag is like 4400 calories.

you eat some blueberries and crackers like a squirrel and are like "ugh, i just cant gain weigh, its impossible"

just copy obese people, slam taco bell and mac donald, get two cokes instead of one.

do what disgusting pigs do and youll become one easily!

Carbs+fat=easy weight gain but if you don't also want to gain diabetes you should keep the sugar low. Italian food is great for that, just look how fat italians are. Eat lots of pasta with extra cheese, no veggies and no tomatoes. Potatoes+cheese and/or sour cream is great too.

eat a big ol' PENIS

I like shoujo

i love shoujo, it reignited my love for manga. most of what i read us shoujo and josei

I'm a hueg fan of romcoms in general, and many of my all-time favorite anime/manga are shoujo & josei works

Chibi Vampire was actually published in a shounen magazine, not shoujo... but teh anime is freaking hilarious so I recommend it anyway

loev shojo

>>657
>Chibi Vampire was actually published in a shounen magazine, not shoujo
Seriously? That's surprising, it feels very shoujo to me. Should've looked it up first lol, I just bought the first few volumes randomly and didn't look into it past that

teh terrifying

did someone say SHINKANSEN?

>>161060
stai dicendo che non sai se ti identifichi con il post? e ti senti obbligato a rispondere?
Amico, senti qua: o sei un lolicon o non lo sei

>>161035
Si mon tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu
Tu t’entêtes à tout tenter, tu t’uses et tu te tues à tant t’entêter

>>161090
I love traps

mi sego!

unga bunga

>>3647
sven classic

now draw her pregnant

>>631
Thats a job for u !

Lemme do one!!

>>647
awesome!

>>161214
That's only until you learn to use your delusions to surround yourself with an harem of 2D girls

>>161214
I will save Heyurizens from that awful fate

You should try reading some manga.

>>161234
Ah yes. I still need to read chu chu
>>161235
And what's this??

>>161274
I haven't watched it myself but think it's
Kimi ga Aruji de Shitsuji ga Ore de , seems to be both a VN and anime

The only good bsd

I prefer BSDM

>>161137
It's your own personal Puchiko! Look after her well and remember to water her

Happy festivesties on the day of your birth!

>>161209
ive always wanted my very own puchippy, thank you

>>161223
I've always loved this photo of miku. She looks so happy and content

Happy (late) birthday, konata-chan!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>160911
>Arch is just god damn unbeatable with the amount of stuff backing their repos
You know, the concept of the AUR is fucking terrible, it's terminally unsafe for both system & security to be downloading software packaged by developers who are not the maintainers of said software - but the AUR is so goddamn fast and has so much software vs. literally anything else on the market right now that I can't be assed to consider using anything else

I really hope KDE Linux leaves alpha soon, I've been looking for a good immutable Linux distro for ages, I much prefer doing it that way and with Flatpaks so every piece of software is it's own containerised OS with no contact with the rest of the system, this way you can ensure nothing stupid happens and the system is always 100% reliable

I do think Void Linux is a genuinely good distribution though, I wish they had official support for better WMs/DEs, I don't really see a use for Xfce if I can use KDE or Niri instead

>>160914
It does make a lot of good changes to the timings with Linux, especially CPU ones, Linux in general is very high-latency, almost unbearably so, for example the audio stack, your average PulseAudio (if you still use that for whatever reason) server has 1.5-2x the latency of a clean Windows install, and Windows is considered high-latency to begin with, so stuff like Zen helps a lot, and you'll notice the difference mostly in mouse inputs in things like videogames and apps like DaVinci Resolve

afaik macOS/BSD is as good as it gets

>>160925
Though it has to be said if you're using Linux as a general computer, for common tasks like web browsing, music listening, drawing, some office work, you should always be using the hardened kernel, preferably in a distro like Secureblue Linux or Fedora Atomic Sway

Oh what a coincidence, I installed ArchLinux recently as well. It's on an old computer because I don't want to do it on my main one just yet. I need to make sure there won't be any issues. Also I need to figure what profile I want to use.

KDE Plasma is popular but I find it's got too much rich features (which is what its known for) so I need to find out what the other ones look like.

I can't seem to get any good results, when searching "Archlinux profiles" only the Ai prompt ever seems to know what I want. (It's quite a pattern with all my internet searches.)

>>161031
>KDE Plasma is popular but I find it's got too much rich features (which is what its known for) so I need to find out what the other ones look like

GNOME. GNOME has less features, and to be honest I don't think anyone should bother using any desktop environment outside of KDE/GNOME, window managers are cool but for your "efficiency gains" you have to edit a text file everytime you want to customize something, there are desktop shells like Noctalia or DMS but they don't do more than 1/3 or what a traditional DE does

>>161257
And you need to download the source code, know how to write code, have a decent understanding of how it works and then compile the DE every time you want to customize GNOME.

obviously, hit me up baby, you know where

Sorry lil bro, she's with me now.

>Should i just give up
NO - RAPE!

i'm homosexual for my wife(boy)
what do i do if he leaves me

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

kitttyyyyy

(´￢`)

dear kami-sama,
after you reincarnate me as a nipponjin, I want to be this neko.
thx

Can i have one? You seem to have plenty.

>>161119
How are they gonna keep an eye on it without a webcam permanently taped to your ass streaming 24/7?

>>161119
SIR! WE HAVE A REPORT THAT A MAN WAS TYPING IN ARABIC! AND WE PULLED IT UP BUT IT WAS A PICTURE OF HIS ass

ITS TIME TO JOIN TEH NSA OR WHATEVER

>>23699
hehehehe What a cutie pie!

Would be more than pleased to take these cuties to change their diapers. I'm keeping the dirty ones for later

Mmmm 2d toddler so hot

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

TEH ANIMATIONS

KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>3636
this sure was an adventure

I WON!

>>3642
ME TOO
Do we get a prize too?

>>160987
Honestly I just posted to YouTube because it's what I'm familiar with. I'll post the original file onto the Heyuri file uploader in a bit

good but konata's too tall and it would've been better if they actually peed the bed then played around in the soaked sheets for a while

This was very funny, made me lol

make the video public, it will go wiral

>is moe
wouldn't that be "has a moe"?