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Lounge@Heyuri
I dropped my fork on some water on the ground at the restaurant. Instead of asking for a new one, I scrubbed the rancid stuff off and switched it with one of the forks on the table next to me. The person that sat there ate with the dirty fork I dropped. I'm not sorry.
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i do things like these myself sometimes thats kinda nasty, but hey, im still alive.
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I once posted gore and cheese pizza on /b/
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I fantasize about Haruhi Suzumiya giving me the chocolate
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>>4505
Like the good ol' days after 9/11! saitama
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>>4525
You brought this on yourself America

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どこに?unsure

Lounge@Heyuri
Two men are knocking back beers in a bar on the ninetieth floor of the Empire State building.
“You know, there’s a slipstream around the seventieth floor,” says one, opening a window, “and if you jump out here, it’ll suck you back in at the fiftieth floor.”

“Ah, c’mon,” says the second, more than a little drunk.
“No, really” says the first. “I’ll show you.” So he jumps out the window, comes in through a fiftieth-floor window, takes the elevator up, and appears triumphantly back in the bar.
“Hey, I’m going to try that,” says the second guy. He jumps out the window, falls ninety floors, and is killed instantly.
“Hey,” says the bartender, looking hard at the first man, “you can be a real bastard when you’re drunk, Superman.
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WTF Superman monapc
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Superdickery onigiri

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なんで「外人」より「外国人」があるの?ポリコレのか・・・。unsure
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板の機能で俗語を使うのはちょっと・・・

このままでいい。

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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こんにちは
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ハロー
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biggrin
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もう歌ってよ!!!angry

Lounge@Heyuri
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        /    ▼  \
         \、    ワ  /  Copper
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         ▲    ▲
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        |ノ      ヽ,
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         |彡   ○  ミミ  Powder
         彡、    ワ   ノ
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        f- -∩
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      彡(_●__) ミ   Coal
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The Quarry Funk Girls nida
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>>4415
..  ___      _____         _____
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                      /)          ↑ ↑ ↑
      ∧ ___△  //
      |       ヽ / つ^^ヽ
      |  ┃  ┃ |/ テノノノ
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Coal's soulless eyes make me uncomfortable monapc
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>>4437

      ∩- -∩
      /(● ●)ヽ 彡 …?
      彡 .(_●_) ミ
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waaaaaaaaah~ Copper is so cute!!! saitama

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スカートめくり!!!
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わはー
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いやんlove

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Change /b/'s title to Random.
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I did think about changing it to 2D/Random before, but that could draw unwanted 4/qa/ attention
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I liek it as it is - although I've long wished we could go back to referring to Heyuri boards by their titles (as we did for much of "teh golden age") instead of 4chan-like directories sweat2

Lounge@Heyuri
From an article I read:
"That "secure" peer-to-peer (“P2P”) network isn't really secure at all. It's complicated, but the folks managing your ISP aren't dumb. Unless you’re an IT guru who knows how to "hide" on the web, your ISP will eventually figure out what you’re doing. They will know you are stealing copyrighted media (songs, TV shows, movies, software, etc.) and move to halt your actions. Then the folks from whom you stole will come to collect.

"First, you'll get a cease and desist notice with a strongly worded legal warning. The letter will have documentation of your IP address and its illegal activity. It will then state the offense, namely, copyright infringement. It will warn you that you are in danger of committing an offense that can result in hefty fines or jail time or both.

"Then, with your IP address flagged, they will turn your name over to entertainment industry lawyers to pursue legal action against you. If you haven’t done enough to fix the situation, they will either sue you directly for compensation and damages, or turn your name over to the federal authorities (they don't play at the state level), or both."

^ Lolwut? I've never encountered this, or even heard of anyone getting caught like this. Is it just scare-mongering? Is it just cause I don't live in America? Maybe. The cops here couldn't tell a tripcode from a tree. And our copyright law isn't so iron-fisted. Lol.iyahoo
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I'm in Europe. After 15 years of trouble-free pirating on my bare IP, about 5 years ago I got sent a letter from my ISP after torrenting a certain popular kids movie that a family member requested

The letter just contained suggestions of legal alternatives, so now I simply maek sure to keep my VPN on while torrenting ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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it's all fear-mongering. lawyers will never come at you for pirating digital stuff for your own use, though if you are some kinda big distributor they might. even if the ISP sends you a letter, it's just because they're legally required to after being bugged by the company whose stuff you're downloading. it's in your ISP's interest to NOT actually do anything about it, because they want to keep collecting your money as a customer
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American perspective here:
It's a thing here, but only if you pirate from popular public sites like TPB without a VPN. They also will never immediately take legal action, they'll give you a few warnings first.
So basically, as long as you aren't an idiot you should never have to worry about it.
Tangentially: I've heard piracy is taken a lot more seriously in Japan than the US. Is this true?

Lounge@Heyuri
Or do I just need to use the internet less? I feel like there's way too many people who know about chris-chan these days...
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Chris-chan is the one who got weirder. he just achieved some true mainstream infamy for fucking his elderly dementia-ridden mom, that's why everyone knows his name now. even so, they just have surface-level knowledge of him and haven't delved deep into the Christory
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>>4465
your really late
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>>4466
no such thing in the lounge
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yes, call me gay, i didnt tell them to do any of this, but my friends (i know half of them through church of highschool btw, they're not even online friends) keep trace soyjaks of me in pictures where i make weird faces, and keep printing them out, and half the time its someone who you'd think never be into that kind of humor
its pretty bad, but i love them too much to get mad or hate it
most of them still find me to be the weird one, so maybe not much has really changed over the years.
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keep tracing*

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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It's been a good minute since I last shared something. Sharing one of my favorite classic loli h-manga today.
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I'll try to post a new one every week.
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This was awesome, thanks for the dump!

Lounge@Heyuri
Hi, roeddwn i eisiau gwybod eich pris.
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Lol, I thought this was German at first.
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did this bot just open up with "aloha"?
thats fucking amazing. im stealing that.
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>>4463
russian ESLs think its a hip and cool way to greet someone
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>>4467
They're correct
(σ・∀・)σ<aloha!
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>>4467
i think you're thinking of how russians say "allo" purin

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Considering we have both /b/ and /sw/ I think that having lounge is just redundant. Many threads that are made on /lounge/ get swept under the rug because not as many people go on there and the random ASCII threads can just go on /sw/
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Until the recent December/January user influx, Strange World was consistently the 2nd most active board since it arrived here in July 2021 - even outpacing Off-Topic at times astonish

The same cannot be said for Lounge... but since one of Lounge's primary purposes these days is to house longer-lasting, longer-format discussions, that's to be expected nyaoo-closedeyes

Both have their purposes since they offer different cultures, different formats, different paces, different forms of AA, etc.

It's things like having multiple generic 4chan-clone imageboards that is redundant, but we already got rid of all of those biggrin
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/lounge/ is for wise old men
/b/ is for lulzy otakus that make OC's
Ayashii is for short chatroom-like posts and discussions
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>>63320
Which is the second most active board now? Are you looking at mod stats, or do I just need to start paying attention? sweat2
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>>63372
I was just speaking from experience and previous calculations, but it's not hard to calculate smile

Here's the rankings for the past month (roughly), except for /jp/ which has only been here for 2 weeks:

1. /b/ - 137 PPD (posts per day)
2. /jp/ - 15 PPD
3. /lounge/ - 12 PPD
4. /q/ - 10 PPD
5. /sw/ - 9 PPD
6. /o/ - 2 PPD

For context, here's roughly the same period last year (mid March to mid April 2022):

1. /b/ - 23 PPD
2. /sw/ - 12 PPD
3. /lounge/ - 4 PPD
4. /q/ - 1 PPD
5. /o/ - 0.4 PPD

And here's 1 particular week of May 2022, featuring the "Kaguya Is Now Heyuri Admin" effect:

1. /b/ - 45 PPD
2. /sw/ - 25 PPD
3. /q/ - 10 PPD
4. /lounge/ - 6 PPD
5. /o/ - 1 PPD
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>Are you looking at mod stats, or do I just need to start paying attention?
Other than the audit log, I mostly used searched within discord webhook to calculate last year's stats (on kokonotsuba boards) for last year's report on the front page. It's the easiest way and available to anyone.

On /sw/ there are Message logs, and /o/ is slow enough to easily calculate with post numbers (although it's a bit easier to calculate with the mod panel).

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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why can I post from Tor, but I can't post from my VPN? unsure

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Mine works fine, ur VPN server must have gotten B& somewhere along the line unsure
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but what's the point of b&s at all if you can always just use Tor? sweat2

I can post whatever I want here, and noone can stop me!!! biggrin

I just have to inconvenience myself a tiny bit to do it...
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>but what's the point of b&s at all if you can always just use Tor?
You have discovered the secret of imageboards: b&hammer is purely for pwning n00bs, hindering bots, and producing LOLs biggrin
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What is your IP on the VPN? If it's on SpamDB I can probably open it
If there is any reason you don't want to post it here, you can e-mail it or just PM it to me on /b/.

>but what's the point of b&s at all
I think most of our srs bans are reminding users about the rules

Lounge@Heyuri
At least the latter half.

So, In the '90s, there was a brief period where companies invested massive amounts of cash into artists that were seen as artistic or unusual. This had to do with the unexpected success off Grunge Music, Electronic Music and Hip Hop.

So because of this, companies thought that other adventurous, experimental artists could also make them money. It became a trend.

Many of these artists were decidedly anti-corporate so selling out to corporate interests made them conflicted. For example, famous actors didn't do commercials cause they considered it 'beneath them'. (Of course, they still wanted to make a living, so many of them did them in foreign countries.). Entertainers seriously thought that endorsing products was beneath them some thirty years ago.

What happened to that attitude? Well, in America (cultural headquarters of the World Empire), there used to be legislation on the books that prevented media corporations from forming monopolies. That legislation was gutted with the Telecommunications Act of 1996.

Everything in pop culture got massively stupid after that point quite demonstratably. Think about the rise of boy bands, girl groups, Britney Spears, braindead hip hop, reality shows, crap like Sex and The City. It led to the TRL era of shitty pop music. Social media and algorithms picked up from there.

So even before algorithms, corporate greed sort of killed the idea of large companies investing in raw, adventurous (actually good), artists.

There used to be like 75 major media companies, fairly quickly that went down to something like 3. I think this has more to do with popular culture stagnating than anyone realizes or acknowledges, to this day...
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>>4451
How'd they afford the alcohol if they were broke?nagato
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they are broke cause they buy alcohol.
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The earlier 90s already had shitty fake pop stars with the likes of Milli Vanilli and such. But I guess this probably did go a long way to making things even worse.
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There were manufactured/fake pop groups since at least the 1960s (The Monkees, The Archies, etc.)

Meaningless "pop culture" crap aside, the 1990s overall were a pretty good time to be alive if you lived in North America or Western Europe... although not so much in Eastern Europe (^^;

There were plenty of prior decades - even in the 20th century alone - that were much shittier and tougher to live through for large portions of the Western world than the 1990s!
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>>4455

Obviously when people talk about and compare 'decades' they are referring chiefly to that fast-moving cultural period that started in the 1960s. For earlier times than that a 'decade' culture is tenuous or inapplicable. Mainly because few people a live can be said to remember those eras. So when people talk about 'when things got bad' they are talking about a point somewhere in those sixty years. I think it goes without saying that the 1930s was an awful time to live, but how often do you actually hear people talk about the 1930s as a 'decade', aside from vague gesturing at The Great Depression?

Even your own example shows off this post 1960s bias. Why do you say that manufactured pop groups have been around since 'at least the '60s'? Why not earlier, like 'The Teenagers' or 'The Coasters' in the 1950s?

Lounge@Heyuri
Ultimately a force for good, or for evil?
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Gossiping about a gossip site! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:unko:
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ultimately a neutral force honestly
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Gossip is sexy. Gossip is good. Not everyone does it, but everyone should.
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I'm glad they have brought many LOLcows into the light to be observed
occasionally one may stumble upon a LOLcow in the wild (anyone remember Johnny Neptune?) but most of the time you hear about them from someone else, who ultimately heard about them from kiwifarms.

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この可愛さこそ正義!
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WHAT IN HELL is the meaning of this?
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Probably because Cloudflare can't identify your browser agent or something like that. Heyuri was getting DDOS'd so this should go away soon
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I WILL NOT UPDATE
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DEATH TO CIA-FLARE

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やりますねぇ!
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東アジア共通語きたな…
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>きたな…
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500先輩
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500おめでと!
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私は、彼を愛しています

Lounge@Heyuri
Something really hammered the point home. When my aunt told me my
grandmother is so isolated because all her friends are dead. She used
to have a vibrant social life and a LOT of friends. Out square dancing
several times a week, card games at her home or out etc. Damn, if I am
pretty much that isolated now, even with friends, what's it going to
be like when I am old?(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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>>4421
Well thirty is the new twenty at this point. Unless you go bald rather quickly I doubt people would think you're 'old'. Either in looks or bearing.
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it's true in a sense that age shift, but it's always the older generation that says that 40 is the new 30, or 30 is the new 20. Most of my interest has stayed the same, but so much around me has bloomed too. Turning 30 is so far the hardest hitting number for me. ranta
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>>4423
I don't really have anything to say to that. In regards to things 'blooming'. I'm 19 and fairly sheltered. I remember just a few years ago I had these lame fantasies every time my birthday came around. "Yeah, I'm seventeen now, I'll totally get laid this year!"iyahoo
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>>4425
with age i learned to stand up for myself and not taking any shit from others, i also learned how to suck it up and not take things to personal as it really doesn't matter that much. people forget or don't care long enought.

about getting laid... act on it. I myself never cared enought to let it be a bother and that itself is a dangerous thing. in may i do get wizard powers, zooowwwmpp baaawaam! i just let time slip by my fingers, but after all, im a hermit.
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anon you already don't have friends, you do not need to worry, death is coming slowly to hug you

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