>>69096
i'm 38 but i come off as underage because i'm a retard!

>>69095
I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
Won't really say who, since I think it's a dumb rule anyway.

>I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
If you're referring to anyone on the CGI site (and I can only think of one), Rule 0 doesn't currently apply there. If you mean the main site, I don't know who you're referring to

>>69093
>>69095
i am on a quest for that
it seems to be only on that site, i have since gotten the full image preview
was a webp despite site telling me it was a jpg

>>69093
>>69095
>>69145
it seems the whole video is just him jacking off there. boring. you can enumarate the file name on this. 1.jpg 2.jpg and see for your self.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10638000/10638881/240x180/1.jpg

BUT THIS IS ONLY PART 3 IN THE SERIES
you get a whole 10 mins in this one. and he steams up the whole wind sheild here
https://thisvid.com/videos/tonka-series-pt-1/


part 2 is where you get the real action at. this is the one we need.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10573000/10573969/240x180/1.jpg

coz blue-berries are so yummy

If millions, pontentially even billions of people watch this scene, and even 0.001% of those have NEW FETISH UNLOCKED flash into their brains ..

my 8 year old nephew told his dad that his wiener feels like it has bones in it when he thinks about this scene

i remember reading a hippy book about puberty once and it suggested masturbating to pleasant thoughts like memories of good food, among other things, i guess they were attempting to explain the concept of fantasizing while masturbating, but in a non sexual way.
And I just found it odd to suggest people masturbate to thoughts of food.

>>152241
i once masturbated with a slice of bologna

sa~ta~andagi~

might not be so distant

Teh distant future: Closer than ever!

>>69079
Do not discount the iceberg reality of websites. 90% of users have never made a post. Consult the pie chart.

>>69081
It might be a noob solution but what if heyuri additionally exported static html to the separate tor hosting directory? So the tor directory would be gutted of php. Regular web heyuri and tor heyuri would be effectively separate. If there is no php in the tor one (as it is copied static files) then posts can't be made as there is no mechanism to possibly be able to post. Which would make it effectively read only.

I tried to contribute.

>>69139
I think tor would have a separate iptables rules. It might work.

>>151965
pro PSP tip: copy all your PSP games onto your Vita so you don't have to deal with the crappy PSP d-pad (or analog stick, or screen) (＾Д^)

admittedly, you only really need to do stuff like the coin trick on a 1000 series PSP
2000 models have a way better d-pad, even if nowhere as nice as the Vita one.

>>151953
I have been through multiple PSPs... ( ´ω`)
at least they were cheap (´人｀) - this was early 2010s

in the meantime, my Vita has survived and thrived in the same amount of time (and longer) - I wouldn't consider the Vita to be particularly durable, but I will say that the screen and analog stick are not well attached internally in the PSP's design, 1000 or 2000 (haven't ever had a 3000 unit)
haven't had to care about a damaged UMD drive in a while thankfully because of the microSD to memory stick card adapters
so even if my UMD drive ended up busted, it didn't matter in the slightest when I had a 32GB card packed with games ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>151936
The fact that you didn't mentions Patapon games awfully vexes me

>>151936
i enjoy the psp a lot it has my favorite games that can fit inside my pocket making it the best portable handheld console. you should play ape escape on the loose, disgaea afternoon of darkness and la pucelle ragnarok.

>>152206
patapon 1 and 2 were fun games patapon 3 not so much but the 2 prinny titles were some tough games for the hardcore gamer!

>>152206
to this day I've never played patapon ( ´ω`)

GAH~ We knew it, but that it would happen so soon! Poor Kaguya-sama! He died so young!

>>152220
RIP KAGUNYAAAA

>>152220
OH NOES ;_;

>>152220
rip kagunya! (;_;)7

>>152220
Rest in power, turkish man

*eats teh keychain*

>*eats teh keychain*
NO NO NO!!!

>>5086
*pewps out keychain* (´￢`)

>pewps
NOOO

PhilipPENIS

epic jet

many md11 freighters still in the air..

you are spot on, OP. Last time this site was remotely good was in the kuz era

>Last time this site was remotely good was in the kuz era
You mean the time when the site's activity cratered - often having 0 non-spam posts per day, was nearly absorbed into a conglomerate BBS, frequently devolved into meta arguments, and rarely had anyone making OC - and didn't start picking up again until after he left?

>>69150
kaguya wasn't fully independent until the dissolution of kolyma which happened in july 2024, ans prior to then he still administrated under kuz's direction, kuz simply retreated from public eye to help heyuri move from drama.

Also, including the akima era and downtime as "kuz" is.....

>kaguya wasn't fully independent until the dissolution of kolyma which happened in july 2024, ans prior to then he still administrated under kuz's direction
No he didn't - kuz was still involved with the hosting side of things for a long time after stepping down, but he had nothing to do with the direction or moderation of the site (minus a brief period around Feb/March 2023 where he tried to re-insert himself - causing a lot of drama in the process - and then stepped away again)

>kuz simply retreated from public eye to help heyuri move from drama
That "drama" was all kuz-related and caused by himself. And the real reason he stepped down was because he was at odds with the userbase, had been neglecting Heyuri's moderation and development since mid-2021, and had become more interested in various other projects/sites he was involved with

>Also, including the akima era and downtime as "kuz" is.....
There was no "Akima era" - the hack lasted less than a day, and lolico swiftly closed the site indefinitely. Kuz (along with lolico and Akima) was a significant part of why everything imploded in the first place, and kuz was working on several non-lolico Heyuri reboot attempts immediately after lolico's closure. After those attempts failed, kuz was in support of letting Heyuri die and replacing it with SH until he was finally persuaded by users to bring Heyuri back again

Even if you take that period out, the "kuz era" still begins in December 2020 and ends in April 2022 - the most inactive and depressing time in Heyuri's history

>prior to then he still administrated under kuz's direction
I did have total independence from kuz. As I said back then: That said, he is my close friend whom I regularly talk with, so I can still consult for his views when I want. You can say I value his opinions
>he had nothing to do with the direction or moderation of the site
Not directly... I suppose there was just some ToS of KolymaNET, but he was more easy-going because of me and didn't want to cause troubles/possible dorama
>a brief period around Feb/March 2023 where he tried to re-insert himself
Are u talking about the textboard template? What happened there caused more dorama than I'd liek, but it was all under my supervision. He proposed switching to a more developed version (since noone else was developing koko at the time) made by him for his another project (apiru). I didn't support the idea through, but decided to see what users had to say anyways. They didn't like it so I made him convert back. From thereon I don't think he ever tried to step in with KolymaNET.
>And the real reason he stepped down was because he was at odds with the userbase
It's not false that userbase had a distaste at that point due to his involvement with R8 sites, but many others were sad to see him leaving Heyuri (including you - see your own post while he was stepping down: >>61213 )
>kuz was working on several non-lolico Heyuri reboot attempts immediately after lolico's closure
at the first, he was trying to convince lolico to work together but that didn't work
>After those attempts failed, kuz was in support of letting Heyuri die and replacing it with SH until he was finally persuaded by users to bring Heyuri back again
This is just incorrect. By late September (I'll declassify this much), Kuz, me, Skyzzerz and another individual were working under 9CG to bring back Heyuri by any means in a daily basis. I don't want to detail what made lolico to give up but it wouldn't be without kuz really wanting to bring Heyuri back. At the end lolico regretted his actions, we all made up and became friends so it's OK
>December 2020 and ends in April 2022 - the most inactive and depressing time in Heyuri's history
Personally, I perceived December 4 boot of Heyuri to be a miracle and was very optimistic thereon
There were ups and downs at that time too, but I'd give that title to the time between Heyuri going down and kuz making his mind to revive Heyuri.

He has said to me that he'd like to make up with u somehow, but was also perplexed by what he called sourness

>here's all of mine, but I only have the burzum and moomin pins on my sidebag usually (and I don't usually wear my sidebag)
>a few of these I've posed in an earlier thread last year
THEY ARE SO COOL!!

>>152030
>ukraine lose the war
They are fighting and not much is happening bored wise. Only reason they survived is that alll the weapons proved by rest of teh world. As today - NATO proved around 50% of all weapons - teh rest they make themself. Peace talk between them both nations have lead to nothing. Good thing about this - is my War stocks keep rising!

I am a huge faggot, please rape my face!

>>152026
no its serious and its a brony one not a furfag one

>>151904
are you a fan of domo there was an old cartoon shown on the tv a long time ago but as nhk's mascot it still gets a lot of attention.

>>4979
I haven't had low enough testosterone to empathize with someone who is as much of a bitch as shinji since I hit puberty

>>4980
Dopamine and serotonin friend, dopamine and serotonin

it's nice if you're more of a tourist and just want to put something on and "nerd out", caucasians love milk toast crap like that for sure. that's why i love the dub and it pairs well with cowboy bebop!

>caucasians love milk toast crap like that for sure

ძალიან მართალია. რეი ჩემი ცოლია და ძილის წინ მასთან ათჯერ მასტურბირებ. ძალიან კარგია. ძალიან სექსუალური.

>>151834
if you live close to or work somewhere with lots of toxic waste then you can cut your tumors off and use them as pet food instead of going to the hospital

>>151729
it looks like teh neko is trying to eat an ona hole lol

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>>151691
At least they didn't doxx your IShit adress

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Haha you gay as hell now nigga!
you kissed yo cuzin! incest gay nigguh!

LOL fat orange cat!! ☚(*´∀｀☚)

>>152162
thats his daughter!!

>>152167
Owner is a bastard for overfeeding him.

>>152167
LOL @ Fatty (´∇`)σ

I'm asleep

Ocean man

Ocean man

>>152190
clearly asking for it

>>152196
hyuk hyuk hyuk!

>>152043
underrated console, great games but too few to choose from unfortunately, luckily most are on switch now

>>152050
nowadays u can just get a 3ds for pretty cheap and mod the hell out of it!

my favorite console is pc master race and that hasn't changed over the years

>>152067
no you cant! them damn Rule 0ers bought up all the used stock and now they're.... like.... 120 a console!!! it was cheaper to buy it 8 years ago!!!

This has got me thinking, has anyone tried any of those bootleg emulator consoles? I saw this one called the R36S that can emulate a lot of consoles and is cheap.

your IQ is too low to make a video game, just enjoy playing video games instead

Consult thy skrying mirror.

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>152156
>iq
what about you, blabbertard
>>152159
dogs can say mean words too
>>152156
same goes to you