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Off-Topic@Heyuri
think i will get ladys with this cool, awzum bike? :biggrin:
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or this one? Wiki-tan! :biggrin:
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manko magnet

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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during one of my lectures today, this gif randomly came to mind, so I figured I’d share it
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I love Twistedgrim's stuff :drool: He's such a great 2D hentai animator
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thanks m8
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Is this what happens when you get banned from Heyuri?
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>>174756
Yeah, you get spanked by big k
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this gif is so good
i dont know why this one stands above the trillions i've seen (´~`)

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Not only a 🎀4yo can take a bath faster, using less clean water, she also don't even need to do anything herself, her servants will do everything, meanwhile you're a pathetic lonely creature forced to be self-sufficient.

For the next 7 years she can masturbate without having to worry about cleaning after she's done, without anyone noticing she's aroused (no boner noticeable through clothes), and also enjoying shorter cooldown period.

It's not her fault if someone's aroused by looking at her, it's always your fault if you get aroused by something.

There's already a line of ojisans around the world who want her NOW and will flight on a plane to see her, meanwhile the only person interested in a standard ant humanoid and probably a kissless virgin like you is some old gay man from Germany, who will send you his dick pic.

Everyone care about her well-being, mood, and feels, no one gives a shit about you, you have to pay to a special person to seriously listen for that.

Her birthdays are special.

She play all day long while you're working hard.

She's a goddess at the only age of 4, so what about you? You think being a man means something? Think again.
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>>24793
4yo wet the bed... hote ^_^
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true, I'm disgusting, and noone will ever love or care about me :emo: but you know what? kids are dumb and you can trick them into playing all sorts of secret "games" with you! :waha: and they won't have any idea of how fucked up it all was until they're all grown up! :smile:
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>>24833
im not sure which is worse, this or OPs bizarre humiliation fetish
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Gayest post ever lol
at least wait until 12 fagit
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>>24840
but if she hits puberty at 9 she'll be so horny and lonely in bed for 3 years, and 3 years is a third of a 9 year old's life so it feels more like a decade

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Epstein shrine found in cambodia
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I think of it liek a decomposing human face
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Offering cans of pepsi with swastikas on them to Epstein and it's not even meant to be edgy or a joke. We love the third world
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Are you retarted that's clearly the vietnamese alphabet and the priest is wearing chinese buddhist robes too:angry::angry:
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>>174775
chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these! 👲
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>>174775
ur on heyuri, everyones retarted

Off-Topic@Heyuri
photos from inside healthy and sick noses ^_^
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What the fuck is wrong with you? :sweat: (literally)
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shota PENIS, chinese PENIS and korean PENIS is so lucky
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fascinating
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I feel like my nose probably looks sick even when I'm not.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
whats your favorite american konbini? me personally i have no skin in this game for i live in the west coast.
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7/11 BITCH! :biggrin:
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7/11
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Shieetz :xd:
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if you have a 711 in you're country consider you'reself lucky
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>>174741
i enjoy wawa occasionally but at night it is occupied by a bunch of niggers.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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It makes me feel bad that older women get so "jealous" of young girls.
When I was a loli, some adults(all of whom were women) were just rude to me for no reason, and it was so confusing, it wasnt until i got older myself that i realized many women have an anger toward young girls that i dont see with men and boys.

I heard many explanations, mostly from men online, so, thats unreliable.
I heard birth control can make you insensitive to children, I dont know if that has anything to do with it. I'm personally not on the pill.

I love kids, i dont see them as 'competition', or feel any irrational hate. Maybe its because i'm just comfortable with being old, im not delusional about it.

It makes me sad to think so many girls (including me) go through their youth with the older women in their lives being b*tches for no reason. Life is just cruel like that i guess.
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>>1572
on the bright side, you'd be a great mother/aunt/older woman figure :happy:
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>>1573
Thank you. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Most 30+ year old women were bitches to me when I was a boy too, especially the fat ones. Attractive women in their teens and 20s were usually really nice though. I think ugly women are just miserable walking bags of trash that hate everyone. I hope someday it'll be illegal for ugly women to show themselves in public or communicate with anyone who didn't initiate the communication first, including online.
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>>1577
:sweat: you think its just an ugly woman thing?
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>>1577
>>1578
Wasn't there some gossip dating site where women can inform each other and share stories about "problematic" and "red flags" dates to blacklist men? (Tea, i think it was called?) From what I heard, the posts there were like 4/r9k/ :xd:

I only found out about it when it got hacked and leaked all their user data. Apparently you needed to upload a photo to verify that you were a real woman to get an account there, and apparently all the user photos were "fucking butt ugly landwhales" :xd: (haven't seen them myself, just repeating what someone else said, unless anyone has a link to a repository of those photos so I can see for myself? :unsure:)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
This cat is a fat poster
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( ・ω・ )

Off-Topic@Heyuri
gema was Jeffery Epstein all along!
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No he wasn't. You're lying, stop lying to me. :angry:
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poor puchiko, constantly getting raepd by jeff (´~`)
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>No he wasn't. You're lying, stop lying to me.
You're right... he was not Jeff... or rather, he wasn't that Jeff... (゚ー`)
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
eat up, oniichan!
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Itadakimaasu~ :love::tongue:

Lounge@Heyuri
People are freaking out over the EU's chat control laws because it will "break" encryption and allow the EU backdoor access to peoples messages. They have a right to be worried, but unless the EU has invented quantum computers, they arent breaking encryption, just convincing companies to backdoor their programs so they can snoop.

And quite personally, if people are afraid of the EU "breaking" the encryption of, for example, whatsapp, they are being naive. governments dont need to pass a law to backdoor and illegally monitor people

So I'm not really worried.
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Sometimes i feel like im in north korea, like i cant talk about anything i want to talk about even in supposed private communication. Even a friend of mine stopped talk to me about hentai because of that win11 automatic screenshotting ( ´_ゝ`)
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>>15242
lol does he live in texas or britain?
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let's be real, chat control is just a distraction for the masses.
i remember predicting the fact that it got rejected for the first time because it's a literal joke. you should worry about entities storing your encrypted data to later decrypt it with quantum computers instead
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>>15275
ed25519 says no
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FOSS FTW!!!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
For that much of klout how should your content quality or quantity be, esp these days?
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>>178018
See? Fuck you moron.
>>178019
Says the moron who struggle to say anything intelligent other than" that swing that pan",fucking twat. Go back to highschool but I guess you never gone to one!
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>>178019
Yea enjoy your stay neomugichas, dude is even under your protection of pictures just so you can conveniently count yourself double so go fucking ahead apparently you are quite a display of abuse anyway, stick to religion maybe so you get yourself home early but I guess you enjoyed this anyway fuckface
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This fucking thread.
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>>178018
WTF TID
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>>178022
this post is absolutely ebin :biggrin::blush::blush::blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
from here on out, porkchop© is copy righted, so hachikuji cant use it anymore ( ´ω`)
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Why is the image so small...

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Good ending :shii:
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>>4514
Doesn't FIYA HIS LAZAHH!?!?! BOOOOO! >A<

Your fortune: Average luck

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:nigra:
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i feel baited when i actuly see lolicat girls
:cry::cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i wish i was her
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>>174631
let's call them "gulls" :biggrin:
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>>174631
:dizzy::nosebleed::drool: ..w.wc...i...id,,,,
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>>174589
STOP TEH NIGGERPOSTIING :angry:
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>>174589
is that kaguya??
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>>174724
das lottie

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what are you scared of?
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He knows he's next .. :dark:
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>>174716
that boy has such cute hands :blush: I wish I were that hampster :love:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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FUCK :angry:
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i lost
🐛🏃‍♂️

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hi Here!
I'm Anon!
:cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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WTF, I thought he was talking about ME :angry:
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>>174627
BACK OFF FAG
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>>174629
hachi youre a tripfag silly! you'll neva b a tru anon.. but das okay, yu jus need 2 learn 2 embrace our tripfag culture ! :xd:
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um i actually was talking about you anon :biggrin:
sorry i had a hard time responding but my internetz was very bad
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>>174705
And here I had my hopes up...

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