FUCK YEAH!!!!11!!!11!

Poasting in an epic thread!

>I saw a cover of the Newtype USA magazine
Great minds think alike (ﾟー｀)
http://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/heyuri/src/612.zip

Yours is fantastic btw, I r8 it 10/10 wahas ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>147302
teh heyuri newspaper club is back...

naizuri lactation is some godlike combo. subbed

そだね。

>Dvach isn't government owned, and wasn't sold to mail.ru
You're right, it wasn't sold - it was taken, just like VK was. Now both are controlled by a state affiliated company. The company is in tight cooperation with the government institutions like the Federal Security Service and Russian police. They use 2ch.hk to study and control public opinion.

That's the only reason why it exists while little-known safe-for-work boards like iichan.hk are blocked in Russia by Roskomnadzor. IIchan admins were trying hard to respect every absurd Russian law for the past 13 years, but it didn't help. They were trying hard to stay away from politics, pr0n, hentai (or even any light erotics), lolis, and just about everything "edgy". Pathetic.

So much irony in that you're trying to put me to shame on a board that is blocked in Russia, just like about 80% of the global web. Of course I'm proud to be a Russian, and I fully support Vladimir Putin. I'm very pleased to be isolated from the rest of the world. I also truly believe that no fun should be allowed during the S.V.O., so we'll annoy everyone with our propaganda as long as we can. Are you satisfied now, comrade? Now go fuck yourself, you fucking KGB scum.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Heyuri is full of Z-патриоты and your whining wont change that! за пыпа, за абу, и за Россия!

Не позорьтесь перед пиндосами

Well boys it looks like this is it... nucyulear combat toe to toe with the rooskies... President Kaguya has just authorized dropping weapons of mass destructions on the commies, it seems he's had enough of this nonsense.

LOL VAGINA

>>147270
So CD’s don’t have corruption issues?

long-term archival is hard and you will probably need to move your shit to other media over time
you will also want checksums and redundant copies on the media - if you do end up in the unfortunate case of dealing with actual bit-rot, it likely won't affect every single file

one big thing too is for shit you've downloaded - you want a big list of filenames, original post IDs, etc (and this is very easy to back up to way more places than your main data pile), so if you did end up losing them, you can maybe attempt to get from another source (maybe even the original source if you're lucky)

even ordinary optical media can last decades while reading fine (in particular, I have burned games from like 18 years ago that verify 1:1, at least for anything where I still had the original files to verify against)
but cheap media like what I burned isn't really rated for more than like 10 years, so I could have issues at any time and I'd have to suck that up

it's all just kinda difficult for your collection of media to definitively last over a normal human lifetime
and if you want some information to be preserved for the ages, etch it into stainless steel or something and bury it lmao

>>147274
THey do yes. Archvial discs like M-disc and Pioneer are differetn from CDs, they use a ceramic layer for data to etched on to instead of an ink layer

Stone or metal engraving is the way to go. That shit endures for so long, the cultural context necessary for decoding the meaning of the engravings will probably disappear before your data does.

You could engrave the binary in a typical Macworld shareware CD on 2 tonnes of granite tablets in about a week.

I think we should commit Heyuri archives to about 5k optically-readable Titanium grade 5 plates coated with vacuum-fused sapphire ASAP. It should last for at least a few millennia as long as a large enough asteroid doesn't hit the Earth or there's a pole-flip.

Does anyone here have access to the hardware we need?

>>147306
i got a few kidney stones and a lazer pointer ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

People who have near death experiences after attempting suicide often say they see demons tormenting and mocking them on the other side. That it feels like they were the ones putting dark thoughts in them even when they couldn't see them.

Just imagine what those people who die of self asphyxia must feel like. Not only the shame of having died in such a way, but what kind of a dark space they lived in to begin with?

Scary summer should include a little girl like Sadako, with long black hair, in a long white dress or nightgown, just standing there, remaining silent. You suddenly come across her. And run away from her.

summer can't be scary. the only scary thing in summer is the dreadful heat.

teh illustration for >>14429...
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4512.png https://up.heyuri.net/src/4513.png https://up.heyuri.net/src/4514.png

A friend from overseas told us he used to fool around with ouijas a lot in his teens. One day, a friend of his killed himself after a period of intense depression. Inevitably, someone suggested they should try contacting him on the ouija.

They contacted what they thought was their friend. At first, the communication was fairly normal teenage shit. They thought they were talking to their friend. But it slowly became weirder and weirder. The spirit behind the board began asking them to "come over" by committing suicide themselves, and told them that they would die soon. They freaked out, and stopped using the ouija. However, four of them started seeing some creepy looking dude out of the corner of their eye, even in broad daylight. When they asked each other, they confirmed they were seeing the same person, even though they had not described it to each other previously.

Over time, the friend of mine who told me the story moved countries and lost touch with most of his teenage years friends except for one, who even visited from time to time. My friend continued to see this apparition, until one day he saw it gaze away from himself, and instead focus on his visiting friend, whom he hugged before disappearing.

My friend stopped seeing the spirit for good. And his visiting friend got himself killed in an accident.

Good job.

omg waha is so cute! and adorable! and uh...
*fap fap fap*

You can get more than one Waha per day if you just refresh the page. I've cheated the system!

very nice and cool site

>I've cheated the system!
You have only cheated yourself, anon.
You will never experience the excitement of visiting the site each day without knowing which you'll be fapping to today.

>>147292
SHIT eat. what about her FUCKING HEALTH man. THAT BURGER ISNT HEALTHY!!!

Eat each ingredient separately for Maximum Health.

blend each ingredient for maximum bioavailability.

ohm nom ohm nom nom

Tasty!

YUKI DA!

SNOW

наису :3 но это лето

>>147283
LETO! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

please don't do that

POW!!

>>147255
Mononobe no Futo? More like Mononobe NO THANKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO RESURECT MY ASS!!

>>147256
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!!!

But seriously, imagine if she farted.

>>147141
Bubbles of fun!

>>147109
Lewd...

>>147109
Imagine sliding certain things in her armpit :O

eroi

Cute, wanna sex0r.

Better than Twilight!

>>146895
D is everything i expected out of Alucard when i started watching Hellsing

my dad brought me to see it at the movie theater the day my hamster died and that's the only time i've seen it

>>146907
vampire hamster :D

I recall that alucard being referred to as the no life king in the original anime. pretty cool nickname if you ask me

>>147049
....

>>147049
do you eat the fetus?

>>147184
yes after boiling
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gW38SQoHcrc

i only eat loaves of bread and boiled radishes

hard boiled in a sandwich and next over easy