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YOU ARE CHILD WILL BE HAPPY, FUUKA.
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Thank you.
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Fuuka's slip-and-slide birth canal VAGINA ..
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they grow up so fast

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internet.
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Me too!
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Zomg internet man!

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I hate being brown, don't get me wrong I'm not racist, there's a bunch of beautiful black and brown woman and men out there, but I'm not in their league,I have the worst combination ever: brown and ugly,I'm only racist to myself because I truly deserve it, Also I live in a darn country with the most brightest sun ever, there's no winter and rainy cloudy days barely last a few minutes before the annoying sun again to ruin my skin,every time I go out I look more brown, there's nothing I can do to stop it,I swear I would look better if I was white,I want to be white AHHHGHSHWHEHD
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It is a phase for every nation that is going forward who was not a conqueror last century. It was a phase for Poland too not that long ago. Self hatred is what prevents people from achieving big things. They assume they are worse from the beginning and give up at the very start instead of attempting anything.

If your nation has no account of being strong and prosperous. No pride of past and present - then why would it mean that someone is inherently unable to change it, like in future? Liking your appearance and appearance of your kind is strongly correlated to belonging to a powerful nation. That is the reason why pale people from the north despite being an anomaly are the universal default and beauty (for now). For the same reason many Heyurizens like traits of Jap women - because that nation was powerful and association with powerful nations that accomplished big things in contrast to your kind which did not do anything notable. It makes you feel like you (of shameful ancestry) are worth more around them (of proud ancestry) like diffusion. Especially if most preferable to you is to have been born one of suggests you wish you were inherently of proud ancestry instead of having to hang out with them to make up for it an feel better by them accepting you as if you belonged to their proud nation - but that is an illusion.

Association with a nation that is known for great things is preferable, rather than association with those nations that are known to have been under somebody's boot. But times change and it becomes less and less relevant.

At this pace by the end of the century Europe will be completely irrelevant and oversaturated with people who come to Europe to associate with European nations for wealth and fame; and that ease of association will dilute the subconscious image people around the world about this place and these nations; people will imagine a Moroccan face when saying "Dutch", or they will recall images from the BBC when ramadan begins and how streets of London are preparing in millions. China at this moment got higher GDP than the EU and EU will never catch up. "German cars" are a fading memory. The Chinese bought out entirety of Volvo recently! I do not remember the last time Italy or Spain did anything notable.

An average face in USA will change and future generations that will be born in 2050, 2080 and later will associate only the times that they were born after as the image of USA and Europe since they would not be able to look into the

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>>159829
tried and it worked ty anon
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>>159866

shiieet i aint gon read dat
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>>159868
you're welcome sir
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>beautiful black guy
LOL.

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With the modern internet and OSINT, being a stalker is trivial. Aside from good old "not putting your address on the interwebs", what could you do to prevent stalking, or people getting your hands on your location?
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Imagine being a vet and just doign unnecessary shit like this so you can charge crazy cat/dog ladies more money
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>>159818
dream job (´人`)
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remember to never make rabbitfield a mod or he'll do that with heyurizen IPs
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>>159789
who took a bite of the cat?
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>>159817
I add mistake or weird quirk to my post very often.
there might be some pattern that make me recognizable, which I failed to account, but no one never ever noticed my samefagging so I feel pretty safe.
ps
for awhile I was consistently misspelling a particulare word but luckily I wasn't doing anything particularly obnoxious

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Welcome to the future of age verification

Lets just make sure you are fully developed
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>>159646
Dont insult mikus VAGINA like that. thats rude
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>Having ruined your wizard perception with a 3D manko
The foolish unvirgins deserve to have their perception of 2d ruined since they succumbed to 3DPD.
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>>159653
Why does she have a mini- PENIS coming out of her manko (;゚Д゚)
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>>159591
You know I'm quite surprised nobody has said that on the /j/ board yet.
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>>159634
Miku's got two peeholes!

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I failed to uplaod to the Heyuri★CGI so I must create a new thread in order to post progress of my shitty game. I added win and lose conditions, as well as score. I'm still conflicted as to where to host this. I'm also worried that I only work on this game when I'm drunk.
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Will there be Wahaヽ(´ー`)ノ
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the final bos is a ENORMOUS COCK?
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>>159826
Kaguya final boss
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My plan is:
Add better effects and "juice".
Add power ups with diagonal and homing shots.
Add life drops.
Add a boss at the end of the stage (right now you just win when you reach the end).

If I can't make it to bunkasai, I will release as is, and then finish it later.
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>>159757
You'll put ZUN out of business...
Awesome work anon, you've inspired me to get off my fat ass and actually get back to working on my project too

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i am 2 lazy 2 maek a topic 4 a thread, so maek this thread yours.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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kemonomimi thread
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always was!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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hey hys so i hjave a confession im a real; girl and im actualy a disab;ledgirl as wll.im drink as hell

please like me and bemates with me as wel beause m a girl in reallife and im havn somuch fun and yeah gys.,. hAVED FUN. you gyusgtoo

im also racist
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>Let's make boring centrist babies.

Goo Goo or Ga Ga, its really too complicated to say for sure.
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>>159738
Not OP, but lynchings in my country (Latin-America) don't really have a racial connotation. Like if someone gets caught trying to break into homes at night or whatever, he's probably getting fucked up, with the worst (best?) case scenario resulting in his death, thus, a lynching
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>>159782
Lynching viewed in racial terms is modern misconception, that method of killing occurred before blacks were even imported, it was called "frontier justice" in early america because it was the community acting where they perceived law could/would not. It was never "racial" until it was racialized post-60s.
Your south american conception of the word is most accurate for most of american history.
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Interesting troll sir
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girlcock or GTFO

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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wut, the source text shows if embedded in the thread, but not if embedded from the main /f/ page
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It's not your fault, probably the recent update b0rk it
I'll look at it (;´Д`)
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fixed, thanks for reporting ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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<odd taxi
noice
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Niceu!~

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I wasnt prepared for how scary that was going to be, even after I saw the guy dip from the and "had a feeling". closed out , sorry.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I only have two panties I can wear,yes only 2,I have another one but it's too tight for my fat ass,yes my father has money for everything except giving me money to buy clothes, honestly I don't know when he will gives me money to buy anything,I can't live with two underwear, sometimes when all my clothes are stinky and dirty I have to wear no panties,i have to wear two shorts,yes two shorts.Im doomed hehe
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NOPAN!
GO COMMANDO!
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>fat ass
post photo evidence or all your threads will become autosage
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^ What he said.
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nopan + skirt

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How did you all lose your virginity?
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>>159463
can't find this webm on my drive, can you post it?
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high school sweetheart
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I will lose my virginity when I get sent to prison and receive a well deserved ass-raping.
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I had recurring nightmares of the same ghost girl every week from age 5-12. Usually the setting was my house at night, none of the lights worked, and I'd start getting progressively more uneasy before she appeared somewhere. Once I saw her I would go in an uncontrollable panick, and either frantically run away or start crying while frozen in place before waking up in a cold sweat. She mainly stayed still just looking at me, sometimes floating closer like a noclipping 3D reference pose. Her face looked like normal girl too, not ugly hag or monster.
Anyway one night when I was 12, I dreamt I was in bed at night, feeling the presence, I blinked, then saw her standing at the foot of my bed, looking at me.
Something was different though, and I felt no fear, no unease, but one very clear and determined impetus. I quickly hopped out of the sheets, crawling toward her. I embraced her, kissed her, then eventually put it in while she didn't make a sound. It lasted for about a minute and I felt myself finish inside her while she hugged me.
Woke up that morning with a weird feeling of peace, along with sticky undies, and I never saw the spooky girl again.

About 6 years later I lost my virginity with a real (corporeal) girl in the same room, on the same bed. Was a neighbor girl about a year younger I had started dating, and we were jokingly texting back and forth that night about her coming to visit and 'play monopoly.'
I was shaking from nervousness the whole time, but was at ease the next time we had sex.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hey so I'm gonna get a computer in Christmas but idk what Thing I should do with it besides watching YouTube or playing games, what else you can do in a computer??
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yuo can post on Heyuri!
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how are you posting on Heyuri without a computer?
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Install Gentoo.
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>besides watching YouTube or playing games
Well, that's pretty much all i use mine for, so...
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- Model anything you dream of! You can create 3D models of engines, bombs, guns, or normal nerdy shit. It's up to you! You can use FreeCAD for free!
- You can make PCBs or electrical boards in KiCad. So you can make a Tohotendo switch or something if you want, when you combine the two.
- Simulate stuff. Like exploding bombs. I think BRL-CAD has simulation software, or whatever the us military was using...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>dear God, what kind of Photoshop setup has you in the desktop with only the overlays active?
The Mac version - I think it used to be the default. I kinda liek it...

Keep in mind that on CS2 and earlier, you couldn't attach the smaller windows to the main window anyway, so the main window's only function was housing the menu bar and minimize/maximize/close buttons
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>>159606
is that a bad thing? the paint tool ive been coding is like that.
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its mai waifu!
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>>159606
that's how things were back then
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>>159611
It's no wonder they had to copy GIMP's UI back in 2015 because jesus

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ATTENTION ALL FEMALE USERS, YES ALL 3 OF YOU

Today's your lucky day!
I'm looking for a lady to be my wife, and instead of finding one in real life, I naturally decided my chances are better here.
I don't mean any fake internet love, I'm serious, I plan to get married and stay committed to whoever the lucky gal is. Let's face it, if you're posting here then
you probably have the same chances I have of finding a soulmate in the real world, so give me a shot, what have you go to lose?

So let's talk and see what we have in common on our first date, I'll pay:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/
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>>159504
you got another thing coming buster, prepare to fight
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i'm waiting in the srs room, OP. Where the fuck are you??
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I'm in there now, bring it
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There isn't anyone there...
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I'm in random room 1 but this guy isn't talking

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Robot Warz ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I find hawking videos funny for some reason like a little kid
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I fukken LOL'd hard at the Hawkins ones

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In front of all Heyuri, suddenly, the famous 10-year old girl from Tomoeda Elementary School, Kinomoto Sakura appears! (・∀・)
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What a slut.

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H-hey everyone.. I guess i'll get started by introducing myself here. Here's my card(13 YEAR OLD WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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hi razor blade welcome to heyuri
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Great... banned... as if my life couldn't get any more depressing... whatever
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pretty fucking lulzy

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This is "Anime" according to western companies
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>>159297
I thought your screencap was on steven universe there for a second. then i realized its some duolingo thing lmao. gross.
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>>159620
Has literally anything not gotten worse over the past 5 years?
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Art style may or may not be similar to Japanese animeeshon. If their staff appreciate anime and have fun creating something inspired by it, it's good on them
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>>159625
I thought that was steven universe too

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