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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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heyuri what is some hot imouto anime?
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Watch Onegai☆Twins and tell your impression, if it's hawt maybe I'll actually get around to watch it too
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>Watch Onegai☆Twins and tell your impression
sure, looks promising
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i got a bonar so far

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i haet when this happens angry
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those were for dinner!!!
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>>116781
just eat your soxx dood
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>just eat your soxx dood
they taste... sour glare
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>>116785
Put a little soy sauce on 'em. GG EZ.
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>Put a little soy sauce on 'em. GG EZ.
taste improved!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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should i still hot glue konata?
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>>1977
yes ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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UMARU is the queen of /a/
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>UMARU is the queen of /a/
if she sucked my pen0r i would recognize her as such
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>>1982
omg there are umarubros on heyuri!!! nice!!!
(spy x family anons definitely rigged it!!! justice for umaru!!)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
The new 5ch layout is disgusting.
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>>116827
...so you pretty much just have yourself as the only poster lol?
that is a lot of work on an internet with a lot of other sites to browse even for someone who might be interested

also hilariously enough, terrorists and druglords just use facebook and shit

>>116826
I'm still mad at how after YEARS of changing absolutely nothing, Pixiv keeps fucking with their site and making it shittier.
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>>116829
the lowest elements of free market chains
nothing of value is lost when they produce evidence on themselves

and i had a regex filter on all imaginable new-internet and moron words banning for an entire range of the offender but also his entire village/town/city permanently, some 220 words
to avoid evasions bans would also hand out an autoban cookie and reban on attempted posting from new range / place on the offenders device besides posting their new ip and fingerprint

it was hilarious but i loved that abomination of an imageboard, a chamber with just me inside biggrin
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Most 5ch users use dedicated mobile apps or desktop browser software to access the site anyway - they have done for a long time sweat2
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Heyuri should be more interested in the nsfw version of 5ch called https://bbspink.com/
Are heyurians all banned from posting on pink?unsure
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>>116832
I've managed to access it a few times. Completely locked out to foreigners. Didn't find much on there, although something on there might peak some interests.

>>116826 (Yes, me)
I'm still curious what the fuck the iPhone did to us? Because modern web design philosophy is heaps and heaps of irony when you think about it. The mobile excuse is punched in the face flat when you point out all of the mobile-unfriendly shit generated by this modern web design philosophy. It's maximalism disguised as mobile-friendly minimalism, which is quite odd. We should go back to the days when you were forced to be minimal; everybody wins. And i'd argue the mobile websites back then worked better.

>>116831
I forget that a lot. It's certainly unique

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I declare this the Heyuri national anthem.
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>>116707
possibly but 10/11 is already the established ロリの日!
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There's Alice Day on April 25th, which celebrates the day Lewis Carroll supposedly met Alice Liddell.
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I forgot posting, this one is also awesum
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1054546
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>>116698

This i agree.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Nice nod to OG heyuri
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usar boards???
what is that WHERE IS THAT
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>>68002
https://up.heyuri.net/user/ smile
Reminder that this thread is autosage'd it would of been better to make a new thread sweat2

2D Ero@Heyuri
I didn't know PENIS could go there glare
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banana Something seems off....

2D Cute@Heyuri
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cute little sisters
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2D Cute@Heyuri
older sister + younger sister ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Being good at drawing with a pen must be really cool, anytime you see a pen you can use it to make a monocolored painting
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>>116759

What if you had multiple PENIS with multiple colors?
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>>116809
your cocks would get sore from cumming so much and eventually they'd all just emit red

because you'd be cumming blood! dance
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>>116810

Oh... that's horrible :(
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>>116810
what if you had diab3t3s and your blood is just corn syrup? :o?
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>>116819
you'd be dead!

and if you aren't dead, you're a terrifying hyper-mutant for whom diabetes is not really a concern
your unholy body utilizes some kind of high-fructose-corn-syrup based oxygen transport

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Suck my finger biggrin
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after your nipple!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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classmate said this makes them bigger!
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>classmate said this makes them bigger!
does it werk?
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them getting bigger is probably just their natural development, but let's continue the lie so ojisan can have an excuse to keep massaging loli breasts biggrin

2D Cute@Heyuri
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No need to be so shy!
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WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME FOR?! (;゚Д゚)
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shy loli is invading heyuri astonish
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>>4207
WIN!

2D Cute@Heyuri
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
don't bathe alone! assuming that you bathe at all!
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Bate with your sister! mona2
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>>116771
I meant to say "bathe" of course but bate works too I guess. drool
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>Bate with your sister!
she doesn't want to taek a bath with me cry
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>>116778
just enter to the shower while she is inside like it's natural nyaoo-closedeyes

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what is she writing?
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How does God know he's the Father? Let me tell you the real story of Creation.

The Father is an autist - deluded from birth into believing he made everything. His true name is Azathoth the Blind Idiot God.

When he begets Creation - which is the realm of Falsity - the Great One forgets the horror of Zero - the reality of Utter Nothingness which is the true God.

Let me tell you the real story of Easter.

How can this not be a case of child abuse? How can we worship a Father Who tortures and kills his own child? Do not be fooled: resurrection does not expiate the Father's crime.

When Christ arises again - as zombie God - It is to be absorbed into his Father's shining body. Christ is the difference between the Father and Himself cancelled to make All Things Equal.

This is what we celebrate with our Christian calendar. The murder of Zero - killed with all the Innocents which die that the Great One may triumph. The Fathers always sacrifice the children by murder, mutilation or slow poisoning.
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>>116490
Something stupid, I'm sure. biggrin
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>>116492

You should really take a look at Lithuanian paganism

I'm gonna give you a taste: Dievas, the main god is an idiot that created the world by accident
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I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD! I AM GOD!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
filming them, taking pics, etc
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Nectar from the gods.

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