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I’m trying to figure out ways to make my day at work move along quicker instead of feeling painfully slow—what are some things I can do to help the time pass more smoothly?
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become nocturnal, and then during the day take a nap every other second
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become a NEET and browse heyuri.net all day and night :cool:
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Day trade the S&P 500. :wink:
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dislocate all your joints and then put them back in place :hokke:
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>>164060
get hired at heyuri.net enterprise and chronically post online. :biggrin:

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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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oishii pocky desu~ you must deepthroat it desu~

Off-Topic@Heyuri
See of you all next GORG time (´ー`)
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It's GORGin time
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GORG

Off-Topic@Heyuri
just learned that squirt is just a pee :dark:
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>>163505
I have a fetish for male pee where they do it on girls or even guys if I feel like it
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>>163507
Imagine how many liters of pee girls can hold in their stomach, intestines, and womb and then wonder why so many resources are wasted putting urinals in men's restrooms and how billions of gallons of water are wasted every year flushing male pee, when God gave girls THREE nice warm holes made to be filled with our pee daily.
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>>163526
This is true!
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i juts learn penus makes white pee :emo:
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It's not pee. From what I remember, nobody really knows what it is or exactly how it happens. Girls sure love it though because it's like an orgasm dialed up to 9001. Sucks we can't have that as a guy, but it's just as good to have a girl squirt all over you.

I guess there's always the prostate orgasm if you feel like fingering inside your ass.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
g-guys... I... my... my uncle was showing me something cool on his desk... a-and he put me on his lap... i was... just playing on his desk but he kept making weird movements with his hands... a-and... and then.. some.. white pee came out of his no-no place... i-i got scared and left.... s-should i go tell my parents?
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😨
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he just wants to play..
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If he can see your nipples he can't stop the white pee from coming out, it's not his fault it's just how nature works. Try covering them like this then sit on his lap again for a while. 💓
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you should always dress liek this (´¬`)
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No! Don't tell your parents. Tell your uncle you're glad he's your new boyfriend. :love:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ITS SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1(;´Д`)
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good :biggrin:
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It is but I love the cold. Winter is the best. The days are short so it's darker out, when it snows the outdoors sounds a lot calmer and it looks pretty. I am just waiting for new winter boots to arrive and then I will start walking around more.

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testing in a test thread! :hokke:
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testicles

Flash@Heyuri
how far can j00 get :smile:
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>>3834
notorious!
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>>3834
i got stage 4 151m, but i am nowhere near prepared to go up against satan himself!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What are YOU thankful for, Heyuri?
I'm thankful for some Russian guy who had this image as his profile pic :xd:
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I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net
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thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face
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You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.
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im thankful for mr hands so i have something to fap to

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Yo, what's up? :hokke:
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It would appear to be teh file name :nyaoo2:
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reading vn rn :nagato:
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>>163607
which?:happy:
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my peanits :nyaoo:

Flash@Heyuri
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WINRAR! :waha:
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:dance: APPROVED
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👍:biggrin:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Can heyurian chan-girl nudes also be allowed on /s/?
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teh rulez do say japanese women only, why dont you want to post it on /b/? :nyaoo2:
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The idea behind 3D Girls is that it's for Japanese-made material, similar to how Anime/Manga is for Japanese works only

OC n00dz are best posted to Off-Topic (assuming the subject is 18+)
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u have to post them 4 age verification:biggrin::nagato:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I think we should rate 👙 in anime. this one is my favourite :drool:
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can't decide which of these is my favorite, just going to fap to all three
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sukumizu is fine too
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日本語@へゆり
カー○ィのお○んこ
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Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
DA ULTIMATE BUTTSECKS MACHINE !!11!111!!
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Shoving this up my sister's ass ( ´ω`)
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drilldo hurt my ANUS :angry:
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Hey. Buddy. Read the sign. :sweat3:
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TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL
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my brother shoved this up my ass (;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
DECEMBEER ! ! !
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>>163982
dehcemBEER!
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