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How do you think your family would feel if they found out you were a lolicon? Would some members of your family react stronger than others?
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>>151793
>Now I am alone with dad and no family besides him
family is equal much trouble as from teh value you get back. It's sometimes good, but more often - it's people vomiting out all teh bad stuffs. Being alone, teh only problem you haev - are your own.
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>>151794
he could be anyone of us!
he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
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>>151789
oni~chan, is that you?
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>>151793
ur mom is a whore lol! ur a son of a bitch! :xd:
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my mom surly still will love me like nothing but sadly she ded :cry:

i think my dad just gonna b more disappointed aboute me (he is since i droped school and i got hard time finding job) but not gonna care after some week

i think my sister kinda know ,one day i let her play on my pc and she see some porn on my downlod folder i'm not sure cause i have like ~70% flate so i can't be sure, btw it was some year ago and we cool

my friend maybe know it for some reason one day we talk aboute gf and whene somone ask me aboute it my friend say i juste fap one loli every day as a joke ... he was relly right , i folowed the joke by saying "ofc even on unborne baby somtime"
so i think they will be ok too

for he rest of my familly i think that gonna be harder cause we are big familly and lot are religious, for moste parte they berrly know my name so that not gonna change that much:unsure:think my cousin know it for some twitch issue but idk and i never gonna ask

soo i think mostly nothing gonna change, depend on how muche they know :glare2:

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A few years ago I moved far far away from my parent's house, I had a beloved pet cat there. I remember kissing him on the forehead goodbye, wondering if I'd ever see him again. As it would turn out, I wouldn't. I miss my cat
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neko-san... ;_;
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cheer up, emo cat!
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I've lived through three different generations of cats, starting from when I was a kid. You get used to it. :closed-eyes:

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Welcome to Asperger King. What extremely, comically specific order do you want?
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>>151844
baby im sorry, please come back! 😢
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>>151846
I'll come back if loli footburgers are on the menu. If you put tomatoes on them I'll fucking kill myself.
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I'll have two loli shit patties, no bun and no condiments please. And a large hot lemonade.
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h-hot? *goes to bathroom*
HERE you go sir.
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a burger with meat from a cow fed to another cow, who was killed then fed to another cow whom was facing east the moment of death of the previous cow - then he was killed and fed to the health inspector who was going through a messy divorce at the time and liked figs who in-turn was fed live to savage pigs whom were all covered in mud with a low PH. Then grinded up into a patty

Site Discussion@Heyuri
May I respectfully ask for elaboration on what "overdoing it" is in the context of politics threads on the rules page?
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Upsetting a Heyuri staff member to the point where either his face turns red, or any bodily fluid including but not limited to tears, sweat, urine, snot, diarrhea, semen or precum leaks out of him as a direct or indirect result of looking at the post in question. Whether one of these conditions are met immediately upon looking at the post or at a later time while reflecting upon what was observed in that post is irrelevant.
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"Overdoing it" includes:
- flamewars, shitflinging, trolling
- being an obnoxious /pol/ack or SJW
- "culture wars"
- propaganda
- radicalization attempts
- astroturfing
- needlessly inserting politics into everything
- any form of trans-related discourse; positive, negative, or indifferent (tranny pr0n & hawtness are still allowed though, see: >>68376 )
etc.

Mature, non-heated discussions about various political topics are allowed, but I'd generally recommend using Lounge instead of Off-Topic. Political humor/satire/parody is allowed too, but not if it's going too far into "overdoing it" territory or is otherwise rule-breaking

>>69087
You sound liek the upset one here, but I'm not sure why :unsure:
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I couldn't think of a better wording then

It's applied case by case, but apart from mature discussions, you could express dislike for an X nation/group/class, but you can't write paragraphs about how u want them dead.
It may be enforced more strictly if it's all we found that one is posting about on Heyuri too.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Aw shit you just cummed inside ur hand...

will you take responsibility?
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Sure
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In 9 months ur hand will become Midori-chan

Flash@Heyuri
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there is nothing wrong with wanting a VAGINA
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omanko ga hoshii

Flash@Heyuri
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LOL! Ralsei looks so fat! :nida:
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3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Shmexy :nosebleed:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I am watching Kaiji
When does it get good?
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I love the music for both Kaiji and Akagi (・∀・)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
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it is an introductory arc but it setup evrything perfectly, and is the reason i fell in love with kaiji (the carachter).
is probably the weakest arc but for me it was already great.
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>>4572
it is episode 10 of the first season tho
>>4574
i finished it. I am on episode 17 now but it's too intense
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I marathoned it while sick and that really added to the show's ambiance and misery. I highly recommend watching it during your next illness.
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>>5016
Too late. I finished it. I am watching Akagi now

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Guilty pleasures. Guess you can't fully give up your roots ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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2/3
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These are the kinds of songs our moms listened on the radio while cleaning the house

3/3
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:dance2::onigiri::onigiri::dance2:

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
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press /f/ to pay respects
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
:nagato:
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Check the PENIS inspection thread Ms. Nigato!
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SENDING COCKS
8===D ---> :nagato:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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*minds you*
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>35 pages
I've always wondered if it is actually more beneficial to have more than 1 page
>50MBs size limit
that filesize sure is good but the flashes I checked that are above 10MBs are all videorips anyway
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>>35 pages
mind rule 8.e plz
It's not much different than 4plebs' archive when 4/f/ was alive, fun to browse and occasionally useful. They'd probably be removed if ants decides to archive threads here
You can just look at the first page if it bothers you.
Or hide the pager by putting this to [Settings] (Top right) -> Style:
#pager {display:none;}


>the flashes I checked that are above 10MBs are all videorips
I suppose it's the majority of existing ones, but there are some otherwise bigger flashes too - and it doesn't rly hurt to have some videorips anyways.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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This game is fucking evil. 10x harder than Celeste, if you ask me
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I just got to the part where you lose tumours when you die.
I'm not sure what happens when it reaches zero, but since it seems to reset when you find a new warp point I'm assuming it will just send you to the beginning of the stage.
If that's the case, considering I found all of the tumours I don't really expect it to make the game any more difficult.
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>>151633
You have to retry the area from the start when it reaches zero. Honestly, i only got like 175 tumors total when i reached The Future and i only noticed the counter going down in the last area ┐(゚~゚)┌
I was thinking about 100% the game, but i just learned all the shit necessary for all the carts and i really don't have the patience necessary
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Ending achieved.
I'm missing one extra cartridge. I assume it's in the same place as the previous one but you need to go there while the explosion is happening.
I also have two extra keys, and I'm not sure what they're for (although I think one of them is just a back up key that's there in case you did the entire middle path before unlocking the locks in the previous areas).
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>>151772
The cartridge was there.
I also found a secret are where you only have 20 tumours, so I guess that mechanic will actually come into play now.
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Okay, I've gotten the second ending.
I think the only thing left are the cartridges.

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w*rld2ch.net/uploader/warota.php" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://w*rld2ch.net/uploader/warota.php

Does this look like code theft to anyone else?
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that's just part of some html
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wordfilter b0rk the link it seems
anyways, Heyuri's Uploader is open source and anyone can use it with credits due :nyaoo-closedeyes:

that's some westerner site ran by anti-Heyuri Rule 8 haters, they removed the credit but eh, they're the ones losing credibility

that wiki article and https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=68857 already has everything you'd be curious to know, so locking the thread as we have more fun things to talk about :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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does anybody have an archive of this thread? :unsure:
the title was "Heyuri des..."
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heyuri destination
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Heyuri deserves cake 🍰
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Heyuri deserves rape
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archive. where. :rolleyes:
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I might have it saved somewhere, but it would be easier if you told me when it was posted (year and month)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I am a wizard, ask of me a question and, by the wisdom of the ancients, I shall divine an answer using my magic cards. Or post ye a picture of your palm, and I shall tell your future thereby. ( ´ω`)

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>>151469
i think you should consult the cards about this
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:tacgnol:HEYURI /X/ BOARD WHEN????????:angry::longcat:
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>>151565
Please, no more board bloat. I beg.
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>>151708
I knew it lmao
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>>151708
I'm glad these pictures work here.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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zOMG desu

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