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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i drink paint to get high :dance2:
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🚬:nyaoo2:

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wtf :dizzy:
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BEEEEEP
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>>150627
from her voice and appearance triggers flags in my head to identify her has invasive. ┐(゚~゚)┌ idunnorly.
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>>150628
Thanks anon. Lolitubers are always nice, even if they aren't lewd.

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>>150632
Fine, if you don't want her I'll take her. I wonder how much her wedding dowry is? :kuma6:
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i am in the same situation, i can only afford a picture of an air conditioner ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>150634
>if you don't want her I'll take her.
all yours shes ugly anyways. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ZOMG PENIS PEPPERS
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@cock, is this true? :huh:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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HEYURIZENS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I am a 23 year old man. I don't have a regular job, my mom and dad are my only RL friends and I don't belong to any social groups on-line or have SNS accounts. THAT BEING SAID, I have a new goal in life:
My stature is decidedly masculine, so I cannot be called "cute" by any definition of the word. But I want to use my features to become THE HOTTEST SHUT-IN THERE IS!

I come to you to strategize and to ask important information such as:
- What is considered hawt nowadays? Is Zac Effron still the standard?
- What muscles make you the hawtest? How do I get abs?
- HOW DO I INTO BEING HAWT?
And teh like.

I await your advice with b8d breath. :-)
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You have to shout “Nigger” 20 thrembillion times from your roof. :glare1:
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Sorry OP, but this is what's considered hot for males now.
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brush your PENIS with a toothbrush and toothpaste everyday like it's a big silly tooth and post videos of that online somewhere (not here)

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By the way I am not Cwitchy, made this for fun. Apologize for bringing /v/tards over here
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Ladies and men pretending to be ladies, we need to DESTROY! And what i mean by that is; Become moar active than any other board! What do you girls think? And if it sounds good what ideas should make girls talk moar popular?ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>193
kyaaaa!!!!! ヽ(`Д´ )ノ get out!!
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>>193
GO AWAY! LET US TALK ABOUT SEWING MACHINES IN PEACE! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>191
girltalk has -1trillion posts.... /j/ has fallen
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>>269
stop being a hater
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>>270
im not hating!!!! im just telling the truth

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エロい
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うん、この子なら普通に使える
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きもいだ
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あんたの日本語がな
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セクハラしたらどうなるんだろう

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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wat are heyurizens favorite songs
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>I probably shouldn't have though because now I can't stomach a second of it anymore.
so depressing when that happens (;´Д`)
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Classic
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This is my fav song and will be until the end of time.
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I spammed https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php with songs I like

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HAHA NO LOL just my enemy IS from Quebec
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>>2834
Stop being a lolipedo
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>>2842
>HAHA NO LOL
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>lolipedo
Im not! >:^
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>Im not! >:^
I am! :kuma6:
>Stop being a lolipedo
<HAHA NO LOL

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A toast... to Heyuri!
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I loev HEYURI!! :iyahoo:
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>>150610
UNSTOPPABLE :onigiri:
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>>150638
but does heyuri love you? :unsure:
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>>150682
I don’t know anymoar :cry:
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>which the new admin secretly encouraged
I see this now, but for the record I wouldn't say that - all other things he has done aside, the old admin explicitly banned raiding Heyuri on his other site and gave me permission there to enforce that

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Use the Tegaki button in the post form and draw something ITT. it can be anything, even squiggles. ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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>>150640
i love this one, epic win :kuma6:
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>>150652
How do you tagaki so good? :cry:
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>>150677
the simple truth is that Balsamic Sauce-sama is a God who currently resides in the fluffy cloud heaven, surrounded by angels and a constant chorus that sings of His deeds and sometimes He descends upon us to bless our eyes with one of His works

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Wassup? ( ´ω`)
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>>275
hey :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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In Japan pictures of flowers are censored because they are reproductive organs ( ´,_ゝ`)
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same with mushrooms
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in japan gurls' reproductive organs are not censored because they don't have reproductive organs ( ´,_ゝ`)
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it leaves a lot to teh imagination :nosebleed:
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TOO OLD :kuma6:

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I came back to my 16 tb drive and the terminal started puking out lots of write errors, dead sectors but I don't want it to die, smart says it got cancer

I dropped my unscrewed thinkpad and broke off some inductive part a month ago and I can't solder it back in so I got a new one until I figure out how to do it without frying all the silicon, such a sad loss

And now my beloved drive is leaving me for our Father!? No no no :cry:
I will investigate! But first I must back up lolis if it suddenly b0rkz

If it breaks completely I will feed it firecracker pills for good health and amusement of heyurizens
I hope it doesn't though, do you have dead sector drives that lived long after getting diagnosed with HDD AIDS?
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>>150661
>any other suggestions for humiliating the chiyo penguin stash?
Coat it in batter and deep fry it! =D
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If any european wants to travel across the continent to get an unregistered gunpowder gun and powder just ask me and I will get the gun in advance for you and you just grab it
I would only expect for you to cover the cost of the gun, I don't need to make money off of it, guns are fun :biggrin:
If i buy excess powder i could hand you powder as well
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>>150664
I feel bad wasting food :cry:
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>>150666
awww fair enough :x3:

>>150665
>unregistered gunpowder gun and powder
Wait, is it like one of those flintlocks from the 1800s? I'm assuming you're not handloading brass cartridges, so that's the only use for gunpowder I can think of :smile:.

The only other thing I can suggest is to microwave itz but that will probably blow up the microwave as well :rolleyes:.
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Install Gentoo. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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