Take a seat

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Yo, yo, yo,
Gather ‘round, I got a TED Talk in rap form,
Alfie Kohn in my earbuds, facts in swarm.
You like competition? Man, that’s so last year,
Let me break it down in a way immature and clear.

Yo, competition is gay — and not in a slur,
I mean literally dudes sweatin’ on each other in a blur.
Like, “Bro let’s wrestle,” half-naked on the mat,
“Winner gets a trophy,” loser gets… trauma and a back-pat.

You call that “healthy”? I call it repressed,
Chasin' ego points while you're all gettin' stressed.
"Teamwork makes the dream work" — nah, they lied,
It's “beat your own friends, crush ‘em with pride.”

No contest, bro, this game is whack,
Y’all playin’ dodgeball with a panic attack.
Boss says hustle, coach says fight —
Y’all just flexin’ trauma in a jockstrap, right?

No contest, man, take a seat,
What’s fun ‘bout losin’ and feelin’ defeat?
I read Kohn and my brain went “whoa,”
Now I laugh at games like tic-tac-no.

Office vibes? It’s a Hunger Game,
Karen snitchin’ on Linda just to get acclaim.
Promotions ain’t earned, it’s a death-match maze,
Just capitalism cosplay in business slays.

And don’t get me started on those alpha dudes,
Bench pressin’ their worth while ignoring their moods.
They say “be a winner,” I say “why tho?”
Life ain’t a ladder, it’s more like… a low blow.

You ever seen a dolphin play Monopoly? Nah,
Cuz nature ain’t toxic, it just chill with the spa.
But humans be like: “I must win chess!”
Bruh, it’s just cardboard, sit down and rest.

No contest, bro, this mess is deep,
Y’all grind till burnout, then cry in your sleep.
Game on? Nah man, game’s outdated,
Whole culture’s built like it’s insecure and gated.

No contest, man, flip the script,
Tell your coach he can keep that leadership tip.
I’ll play for fun, you play to slay,
But deep down inside, y’all just gaaaaaayyy.

Yeah, I said it — satirical spit,
Don’t twist my words, I’m clownin’ the pit.
Competition’s broken, rigged, and insane,
Let’s all take a nap and share the same brain.

Peace to Kohn, and peace to play,
Life ain’t a war, it’s just another day.
So next time someone says “win or die,”
Just laugh and say “Bro… why?”

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Check out this song I made.
I used a Roland MC-303 Groovebox synthesizer/drum machine to produce it. This piece of shit was made in 1996 so it has that authentic 90's sound.

We will watch Popotan (2003) the next Saturday (26th), starting 18:00 UTC

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I actually read the original eroge a while ago. It's about a freeter going from town to town searching a place to sleep finding a mansion where 3 sisters and a pet robot (who gets her energy by loli pee), who were also conveniently seeking a lodger for sum extra bux. You come to realize there are some mysteries with the world here, but from the MAL synopsis I think they heavily changed the plot for anime adaption. Traveling through time? Seeking a person? Operating X-mas shop!? I didn't hear about all these

In the VN, Mii-tan was being voiced by Toromi, in the anime she is voiced by UNDER17's Momoi Haruko (who also sung some theme songs of VN, which she got popular with the Caramelldansen gif originating from the VN's opening). She is lucky to be voiced by two prominent denpa singers!
BTW for Toromi fans, here is a not-well known Toromi song (or rather, cover, as the original was from UNDER17) from the VN: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm5949381

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Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His.

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