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hey i upgraded ur maid, she now has guns.
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What about my butler?? Can he also have gunz?
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fuck yeah! cool
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fuck yeah pt2
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i had other plans for butlers

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How does Heyuri regard NTR? Would you fuck another man's wife? Would you let another man fuck your wife? Maybe you'd like to be teh wife being fucked by another man while your husband watches, that's cool, I won't judge you ( ´ω`)
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NTR is disgusting unless im the one doing the cucking to someone else. Then it's perfectly reasonable biggrin
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NTR r00lz!
Sex is very tiring, I'll just watch someone else do it for me! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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can't stand NTR
immediate turnoff (´~`)
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it's also hawt if u don't get to watch it nyaoo
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>Would you fuck another man's wife? Would you let another man fuck your wife? Maybe you'd like to be teh wife being fucked by another man while your husband watches, that's cool, I won't judge you ( ´ω`)
I'm aroused by all of the above and even by the fourth option: Fucking some girl's husband. I think it was Oscar Wilde who said: "Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.
Although honestly, i don't know if i would go for any of them in real life nagato

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Do you or have you played Mahjong, specifically Riichi mahjong, but other mahjongs are acceptable.happy
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if mahjong soul counts nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>113104
Why wouldn't it? closed-eyes I've played IRL (3 times) it's the same, but you have to do all the obvious shit. lolico
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I would learn but I have no friends to play with ;_;
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only on yakuza games to get specific items, it's chess but more complicated and i suck at chess so i always lost dark
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>>113170
You can learn by yourself and it isn't hard to find people who'd be okay with playing with a n00b.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What would you do if loli Tomoko appeared in front of you?glare
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>What would you do if loli Tomoko appeared in front of you?
eat her for dinner smile
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(;´Д`)
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>>113184
watch Precure with her so she doesn't grow up to be a turbonerd (^Д^)
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go shopping for cute loli clothes
without her so teh police wont take her away!!
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i would also liek to buy all sorts of cute clothes and cosplays, take lots of pictures.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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why do people enter rori raep doujins just to complain about rori raep
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they brainwash themselves into believing they are moral the cheap method
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rori raep is rorlicious lolicious g00d love

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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so many fujoshi! nyaoo2
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fujoshi are scary if u ask me
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imagine teh smell....
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>>113136
>Enough fujoshi to abduct and force us all to have a yaoi orgy
ah i'm gonna get an AIDs cry
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>>113133
No yaoi paddles? It's fake. closed-eyes
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The dark Comiket realms... any man unfortunate enough to wander into its midst is struck by the stench of the psycho fujo and her unwashed pantsu. He will be lucky to escape with his life dare he impede them on their quest for boizu rabu. You might as well find your way out of a snake pit, for they are vipers on the inside!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i followed a spam link earlier and it led to christmas-themed pizza! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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merry lolimas!
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>>113129
>merry lolimas!
ur right! Lolimas came early biggrin
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it sometimes actually delivers! biggrin
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you sure whoever posted the spam link didnt include some sort of malware?

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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It seems one of the janitors has gone rogue with a zero-tolerance policy crusade against PENIS
days ago I posted this image, which, as you can see, is quite a high quality work of OC, however it was repeatedly deleted with no explanation and I later received a multi-day ban for similarly good spirited PENIS antics
Now that my ban is up I made a thread calling out the one responsible while also serving as a dedicated PENIS thread, in case derailing other threads was the issue, however it was swiftly deleted and I received another temporary ban with no explanation
plz deal with this issue so I can return to PENISposting as usual without worry of my hard work shrinking away into the abyss

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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yes, you should go somewhere else to spam PENISes and greentexting... closed-eyes2
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https://jisho.org/search/KY
They don't want to learn any lessons. From outside this may seem like a rash decision, but I know there are few users who formed a clique and apparently organize from a chat and have spammed wiki, boards, attacked /nominate/ that we lost some data (because of a bug that's now fixed), derailed threads for months, proudly admitted creating Rule 8 threads (such as the "MrBeast AMV" threads, also spammed the Uploader with them - >>67204 did these ones. Who is also B& now), in short the time and energy we waste on a few rule breakers is insane. Otherwise, I usually don't think bans are meant to be punitive, and often unban users earlier than their expiration if they contact me to say they won't do it again.
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>>67207
I thought he was just targeting loli threads on /b/ because he felt there were too many of them all the time, not because he was trying to start some kind of race war between homos and pedos.
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my brethern... it seems the time has come for a penile revolution...
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Tachi.... why

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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SHE'S REAL!!
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>>113137
cute!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>113138
why must you see to violate that which is good? ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>113143
>violate
To me raep seems like an improvement!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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>but does loli liek raep?
hypothetically if someone brutally raped a woman without getting any verbal consent from her but after the rapist gets caught and goes to court, the woman testifies and she says something like "i actually thought it felt pretty good, it was a pleasant week off work! he really knew what he was doing, i wouldve told him if i could"

its 100% that she is entirely serious about this and this isnt "coping with hard trauma" or whatever other retarded psychobabble bullshit, she absolutely means she loved it. what even happens then? if the whole thing morally is not causing harm sexually to another person, the rapist did not do that, so theres no immorality. do people start shaming the 'victim?' how would the world react to that? whats the ethics behind it?

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>>113151
The problem is that the rapist didn't not know for sure that would happen. It's like if you try to murder someone with a gun but miss and your bullet happens to hit a serial killer about to skin someone alive, you will still go to jail, since you did not know that would happen.
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>>113151
well they wouldnt be in court if the woman liked it, no?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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If you think about it, boobs are everywhere. Half of the humanity walks around with them attached to their chests. If you go outside, the chances of coming within a meter of a pair of boobs are almost certain. Despite this, men live dreaming of touching them, and for some, it's an impossible dream.
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From an objective point of view, touching boobs is a very simple act. Women don't lose anything from anyone touching their boobs, just as men doesn't lose anyone from touching their PENIS. However, though some men would let any stranger touch their cocks, a woman is way less likely to let a random stranger touch their boobs

Lounge@Heyuri
Brother in arms World2ch has revamped the whole website. Now there is one board(besides meta), and the software has changed to this one, but that may change. Hear the word, lounges of the world unite!
https://world2ch.net
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Because I'm evil
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This Shit is boring it's just a smaller Heyuri now is there even a point to using it
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You can post all the cheese pizza you want
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perfect, I see posts shittalking of us already depression
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I remember when World2ch was met with excitement on Heyuri back when the domain was first bought... (;´Д`)
But that was also before it became flooded with spam and crap, and I think most users assumed it was gonna follow Heyuri's rules as a matter of course. Now it has Rule 86 and all the crap is gone, so that's two big steps in the right direction. The only thing that's missing is the activity. I suppose the best way to achieve moar users to offer something other 2ch-style BBSes don't, but I've no clue what that would be.

Also just noticed the (temporary) use of Kokonotsuba

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Listen you damn worthless slaves! The website is slower than usual... it's pissing me off!
This better be fixed by tomorrow morning or I'll put you in the chastity cage~♥
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other users haev been having issues loading teh main site at regular speeds recently. maybe CF related.
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we actually did a speed update just yesterday glare
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actually, the problem might just be my fault... sorry 'bout that

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which kondratief cycle stage are we in?
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>>113120
Recessed harder than my dick in winter while standing outside naked. biggrin
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every time I hear "the economy is doing well" I am reminded that I am being lied to sweat3

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Do you guys like alternative history?
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I like one specific map where USA is twice as big and there are new states among the real states with random names but I can't find it.
I also like these flat Earth with an ice wall maps where there are lands beyond the ice wall. I think it would be a cool concept for a fantasy book or anime or something.
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>>113094
So that's where ISIS went...
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>>113094
i like imagining that the other earthlings have parallels to us
for exampls the people living between the ice wall and mountain ring believe earth is a cylinder while their conspiracy theorists try to convince everyone that its actually flat
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I liek reading scenarios posted on alternatehistory.com from time to time. There's a few interesting ones that get reposted: America devolving into political violence à la The Troubles or Years of Lead, Japan joining CP(heh) in WW1, the Soviet Union surviving in Central Asia and so on...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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foruda
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I NEED THAT TO BREATH!
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i'mma firin mah P000000000000PEEEER!!!!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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This one is burned into my memory so clearly that I don't even need to come back to the image.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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lolim@ster has teh best p0rn! nyaoo-closedeyes

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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no one said we can't post guro here ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I did
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didn't know the demonophobia guy made more than just that and the weird alien shit
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>>18584
>didn't know the demonophobia guy made more than just that and the weird alien shit
i'm not sure if NayoRiyo was also made by him, but he has made newer stuff though it's all 3d
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>>18585
saw people saying it was made by him, and it has the same style as they do

2D Ero@Heyuri
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It's a very vulnerable position!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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assisted
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the other theme of this image is intelligence. miki gets good grades without trying, and takane studies history in her free time.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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falling asleep first at teh party is a bad idea... nyaoo2
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How else will you get surprise buttsecks!?
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fake get

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