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Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?
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depends on the occassion i think
ask gpt-san, he is much more efficient than me right now nyaoo
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being open to loving yuor bros is following the path of christ.
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something about butt secks ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Say what happens if you don't love one another
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First sit alone in a calm environment with your Bible, pray something akin to this: "Father in heaven, though I am a sinner unworthy to know your mysteries, I ask that you please guide my reading of your word. May the Holy Spirit rest upon me, and may my holy guardian angel keep watch and guard me against the guile of the devil. I pray that you endow me with wisdom that I might glorify your name. I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Then, search for parallel verses and read them carefully. There are several in 1 John and 1 Corinthians 13 that come to mind, but don't neglect to check the gospels and the other letters. Try to avoid "figuring" the verses out, at least at first, and do not ask ChatGPT or Google. Read them several times and meditate on them, letting the mind of Christ guide you first before you try to discern anything. It is not by our own exertion that we can understand the scriptures, but only through the guidance of the Spirit. And indeed, if your congregation is impressed by what you had to say, and if they praise you call you wise, humble yourself and give all credit to the Lord.

>For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0

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loli luv 2 kill!
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LOLI HAET SANTA
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i'd like to see this loli without the dead guy

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What are some of the hawtest comments you find? RP or simple commentary on the pic, or whatever. Making this thread with boorus in mind, though excerpts from other sites are most welcome. Found this in the comments section of a page with attached pic:

Judging by their reaction, I can only imagine how pungent the ripe fumes flowing out of her gaped fartpipe must be


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Lounge@Heyuri
I've been feeling pretty impotent lately, like I have no free will, like it doesn't matter how much I struggle, I am powerless to change anything. I went to sleep and dreamed I was Lucifer, who came to earth to wreak havoc. I was invincible, I didn't feel pain, I could fly and spit fire. I went to a resort (I always dream I'm on some kind of resort, what does Freud has to say about this?) where a couple of girls and their mother were swimming in a shallow pool, the ones made for children. I grabbed one of the girls, pushed her against the ground, restrained both her arms and raped her, right in front of her mother. In the lobby of the resort hotel there was a marble statue of Jesus, which I smashed into pieces. After that I flew to the bar, drank a beer, then set the whole place on fire.
I woke up, decided it was too early for me to go about my day on a saturday morning and went back to sleep. Then I dreamed I was a child again. I was in the beach, the waves were beating hard against my body. There was a big fair nearby. I was staying with a female childhood friend I never had. She had
various sisters, brothers, cousins and we all played together on the beach and on the seaside fair.
We were collecting scorpions on the beach. The scorpions could camouflage themselves as mushrooms and they were flying through the air like dandelions. We caught them in glass jars.
After spending the whole day on the beach, we went home and bathed together. We were relaxing drinking tea when her cousins showed up, and they were pissed. We had a fight, but even this was fun. Just the kind of childhood drama that doesn't mean anything, but makes you feel like a character in a soap opera.
I am 19 years old, I grew up in the social media society, I never had a proper childhood.
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Doing open monitoring meditation helps with dream recall, as well as keeping a dream diary.
Here are simple instructions for open monitoring meditation:
FIST! - while keeping an open, curious and accepting state of mind, avoid engaging with any stimuli (whether mental or sensory) and disenage if engaging happens
SECOND! - keep mentally monitoring for more external or internal stimuli throughout the practice
THIRD! -as such, you train your mind to stay in the present, letting sensory perception and mental events come and go, and see them as the ephemereal things they are

Now to make sure the post is on topic, here's a dream I had recently. It's short though.

I saw the Azumanga Dayoh girls while a happy yet somewhat melancholic song played. They were happy and hopping on a little boat, and the sea was calm. I was watching from some place and started to cry and shriek uncontrollably out of pure nostalgia and desire to be young and back to school again, and this time spend more time having fun with my friends. It was a bitter envy and a yearning. I woke up breathing heavy, hoping to be crying and for someone to hear it and ask me why I was crying so that I could say all I wrote here. I guess these feelings are in my heart and with you guys now.
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>and started to cry and shriek uncontrollably out of pure nostalgia and desire to be young and back to school again
Did the teachers at your school let kids have sex during class or something? Almost every teacher at the american public school I went to was a cruel old fat bitch and all the other kids were into sports and other dumb normalfag shit and they treated me like garbage for being a fat weird nerd so I never had any friends. School was hell, I dropped out of middle school and I'd rather die than ever go back to a place like that.

As for dreams, I often dream that I'm in WoW or other video game worlds. Usually very different from the actual games in many ways, as if I'm playing non-existent full conversion mods/romhacks of those games.
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thank you anon!
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I'm not an american, but I do feel you. My parents were to me what school was to you. My classmates and teachers were nice and treated me well, and then when I came home my family bullied me and sometimes did things to me that I dont wanna say and that I haven't told anyone in my life and that I'll likely die with.
At the time I sometimes wished I could just stay at school forever and never have to go home. I had fantasies in which some apocalyptic event happened and me and other kids started to live in school and I never had to see my family again ever. Different people have different lives.
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Me and Alexander Volkanovski are walking together in the australian outback. He looks sad, and sometimes we look at each other without saying anything. I tell him something about communication sometimes being more real when there’s no language.
We find a group of African merchants and I buy weed and two potatoes.

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i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]
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10000000000000x poly version
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onehole not included.
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Not that bad, there's still two left waha
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those are premium subscriptions locked by a monthly paywall. sweat3

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So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?
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Nintendo has finally caught on to what the fans REALLY want iyahoo
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I love the mainline Nintendo games, but they aren't such a necessity to the point where i can't wait for an emulator to be made... and i'm not retarded enough to waste that much fucking money on Nintendo ┐(゚~゚)┌

+ emulators end up having lots of big advantages over teh original console, not only in power but for example, i played Super Mario Bros Wonder and TOTK like a whole week b4 release ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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nope
shit, I barely emulate the switch 1, only bothered for Pokemon
I just don't care about first party Nintendo

everything else I'd play is on PC, and I don't have a major need for a portable system
I won't pretend I haven't been tempted to get a steam deck, but it'd basically fill the role of "very cheap gaming laptop" to use when with IRL friends rather than an actual handheld lol
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What switch 2 game is that? Looks really hawt.. love
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i'll buy a switch 2 when there are games i actually want to play on it like splatoon 4 but i won't pay $450 for one

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Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius
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ALL versions of windows are SHIT!!! angry angry
Linux is also SHIT!!! angry angry angry
You thought Mac must then be the good one but it's also SHIT!!! angry
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True, that's why I'm browsing heyuri from MSDOS. I just have to infer what the images posted are based on context.
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I RUN SHIT OS ON MY SHITTOP!!! angry
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I RUN MY SHITWARE ON MY SHITOS ON MY SHITTOP angry
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>>144289
I fucking run win 10 on my pc angryangry

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desktop rating thread
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I think it was fluxbox
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Gentoo with icewm. Desktop icons are provided by spacefm. It's nothing particularly special.
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awesome . not sure how you got it to look so crispy but ... awesome .
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure
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Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...
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I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo. nyaoo-closedeyes
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yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?
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>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

sex with children is ILLEGAL!!! 😡💢
YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1! 👮
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I'm like a mix between all of these

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WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2
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We only server feetburgers here angry
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Welcome to Foot Burger, home of the foot burger! Can I take your order?
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Does it happened by accident? Or... nyaoo2
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or... raep? astonish
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Did you run over after she was done to sniff and lick up the piss? kuma6

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\(`・ω・´)/ --!!
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かわいいもの
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\(`●・ω・●´❀)/ --!!
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heil mirin
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/(`・ω・´)7 --sieg heil`!!

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I recently started using Kdenlive after Da Vinci Resolve kept causing my video's audio to stutter and I'm surprised at how nice Kdenlive is on Windows. The only time I've ever heard Kdenlive used is on Linux based systems so I was worried the Windows version would be shitty.
What video editor do you use?
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i've used kdenlive to make all my funny videos
i wish there was a way to make template effects if that makes sense, for example i sometimes want a shaking effect on some items in the timeline and the only way i know to do it is animate a transform by slightly moving the item every other frame or so which can be a long process if the clip is long
who knows, maybe there is a way to make such templates but i dont know it (´~`)
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im on linux and i tried kdenlive and didnt like it... i then switched to shotcut... and it crashed so many times... and then i switched to flowblade.
its a little primitive but, honestly, alright. ive been considering going back to try kdenlive again but i dunno (´人`)
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vegas pro 17. only crashes sometimes biggrin
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This image triggers my social anxiety / androphobia. 😨
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Time for some exposure therapy! nigra

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Classic game by the creator of papers please.
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didn't know about this, fun biggrin

Lounge@Heyuri
I've been a longish term hikikomori, about 4 years if you take out a couple brief gaps, but recently under some very lucky rolls in life, I seem to have somewhat escaped it. I'm still a NEET and a bit of a shut in, but I'm living with some others, supported by them, occasionally go out and do things, talk to them a lot, and so on. But I'm having issues adjusting to a less hikikomori life, and have an overwhelming urge and pain to go back to it.

Can anyone else relate? Should I destroy what I've been given to return to the comforting struggle of hikikomori living? Or how does somebody adjust to this? depression
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I like coming to sites like this as a 21 year old in university and a job (maybe two soon) and am happier than I have ever been. I reflect on the fact that I was very close to being a typical NEET, and am thankful I pulled myself out of it.
Oh and you are a loser by the way (´ー`)
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Not really, some conservative Christians in the U.S. have been campaigning to lower the age of marriage. After all, Mary could not have been older than 16 when she gave birth to Jesus, on this secular scholars and church tradition are in agreement.

Also uhhh what rock have you been living under? You've never heard of the many scandals about pedos within churches of various denominations where the church sweeps it under the rug? It's feminists and atheists that are constantly whining about pedos.

If there's grass on the field, play ball. It's the way God made us. (*゚∀゚)
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>You've never heard of the many scandals about pedos within churches of various denominations where the church sweeps it under the rug?
Yeah with wealthy, powerful or at least popular religious leaders and it's usually little boys getting molested because they're a bunch of homosexual faggots. They're not going to give some dirt poor NEET like me access to a hymen just because I attended church for a while.
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If you have a bike or vehicle, and a smartphone, you could always try out gig economy stuff. It's not always pleasant and fun, and does require you to interact with other people, but it'll help you make money.
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you will always be a hikikomori its something that will be a part of you forever.

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why did you make two threads anyways?

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As I am currently playing fate/stay Heyuri - I wonder if it would be a spoiler to watch Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya? I haev seen teh first Season without really knowing what i watched... But i want to see teh 2nd season as i play Fate. It would sux0r 2 get mayor spoiled.
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I watched 2 eps and I enjoyed it way more than i honestly thought i would. Teh comedy was spot on, teh animation was nice and smooth and it had some good action in between! That said, it really s very lolicious and is target for otakus in every aspect - but also for any fate fans, as there are a lot of reference to original source, with some minors spoilers. But i doubt it will be deal breaks. It does give me a hint for what ill happend in fate/stay night but i dont mind.
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I would say there wouldnt be an issue - but you might to understand all aspects of teh story and element plot. I thought Illyda was damn cute in FATE VN and wanted more of her, so decided tto watch S2 of Prisma☆Illya even before finishing Fate. Go for it! She's cute! love
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