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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Are they the same?
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no, but to say there was no inspiration taken would probably also be a lie

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i'm quite disabled so i'd like to imagine if i was an anime girl i'd be very very moe :biggrin:
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>>159216
did someone turn off javascript in your brain?
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>>159211
exactly! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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disabled lolis are moe and hot! :blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
>>1のブログにも書いてあったが、youtubeからジェニー動画全て消されたようで。

エキサイト翻訳+α↓
昨日、MLaaTRと他のヴァイアコム/ニコロデオンカートゥーンは何日も前に
youtube.com から取り外されました。
両方の会社が合意に達しませんでした。
したがって、ヴァイアコムはyoutubeのサイトからすべての内容を取り除くと決めました。
これはウェブのMLaaTRのためのグレーの、そして、暗い日です。
:emo::emo::emo:
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ja PENIS-san...

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Do you cum chinese style ?
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Is Garry's Mod a sexuality now? :glare:

Your fortune: Good luck

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LOL'd @ the eastern orgasm face :hokke:
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>>159220
this is disturbing

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hello Heyuri!

I was a player of League of Legends for some time (jokes aside) and I had a girlish playstyle because that is how people who introduced me to it would first teach me and I enjoyed it. Picking characters that were popular among girls, popular positions among girls, in-game skins that girls liked. So half a year ago I went and changed my name to something a girl would call herself.

Soon enough people were mistaking me for an actual girl without me even typing anything that would hint at it. I thought of it as hilarious but played along. It led to some interesting interactions. I typically get male attention once every three or four games. If you respond to them positively once they often lock onto you.

I first used to decline their affection because I don't want them to waste time seeking a wife online. I will present chat logs for the specific purpose of sharing how girls are treated in 2025. This thread is more of a documentary/resources than mocking or catfishing.

I only decided to truly catfish today but I have not prepared anything deep in terms of pure catfishing. Therefore I will post chat logs of how they react to girls and translations where applicable. I will expand on this thread if I get more material ready.
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I remember there was a guy i used to play online games with, i think it was one of the splintercell games on the ps2

He was nice and funny, but there was a moment where he told me he didnt want to play with me anymore because its weird for an adult to be talking to a kid and it made me feel kind of sad. :emo:
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>>159203
"I had problems with court as a kid"
Trauma? Oh no, that is literally the #1 leading cause of schizoidism

"Having no filters when I observe normal people who mostly are themselves without much autoreflection feels blunt and raw and it weirds me out" it's a problem mainly when you start thinking with that mask on mentally when you're around normies, instead of just acting with it

"heyuri is the only place where I am open to be read like a book" probs not a good idea, niche altchans like this that have an established community are likely to end up on some YouTuber's shitty video after one of us does something stupid and major, and you'll probably have your unfiltered psyche on the Wayback Machine for all to see
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>>159184
>escapism
And that's just it. It feels liberating to pretend to be someone else. And for me that someone else is a LOLi, because LOLis have the most fun and no worries in life. :biggrin: I've had people call me an egg because of these fantasies, but they don't get it. To try to actualize this fantasy in real life would be sacrilege. Then I would no longer be someone else. I would be myself, only wearing some frilly panties. And I have tried wearing panties, it doesn't do anything for me. Putting on panties doesn't change the fact that I still have to pay my bills and buy groceries and all that bullshit that a LOLi doesn't have to worry about. I don't want to be an ojisan that wears little girl panties, I want to be a little girl.
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>>159214
You are wise and compassionate. I will kill off Rabbitfield when the time comes and start anew with no connection to it. I will not be able to reveal anything that I revealed here ever, back into cold samsara.

Most probably Rabbitfield is my last identity that I would ever show to the internet before I go pure indentity-less anonymous flowing across sites instead of attaching. May it be fun while it lasts. :smile:
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>>159269
The only down side to this is that its harder to make online friends when you're completely anon everywhere

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
We will watch Mahoutsukai Tai! (1996~97) and Idol Bouei-tai Hummingbird (1993~95) on the next Saturday (18th), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream
Since the last stream went ahead without problems, we are planning to use our new (own) cytube instance from now on, old one being the backup one :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Mahoutsukai-tai is about a school's magic club, it has a perverted president, cute girls, and a homo vice-prez... It hasn't been too long since I watched this one, but I don't really remember the plot, I think they were saving the world somehow? It has some promotional videos too, here is the first one: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=I-VKL-gMoxk (I think others are just songs or untranslated).
As for the other show known as just "Hummingbirds" in the West, it's apparently about Japanese government employing aidoru singers in control of their air force planes. Sasuga Nippon! It's good if they don't need to attempt kamikaze attacks...

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!

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By the way, pictured is the aforementioned homo guy.
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>>5442
yes?
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It's still teh pre-show party until 18:00 UTC (12 minutes)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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The next show starting in 5 minutes!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Moderating heyuri is a very serious job, it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes, that's why I believe Heyuri moderators should be well educated and intelligent and I will put them to the test right now with picrel
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>it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes
>>159234
immediately notices the CP... make this fag a mod! (・∀・)
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Is this evean a question at all?
It says right there that its equal to -є3.
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>>159248
soooooooooooo.... less than 3 euros old?
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>>159256
less than 3 years old? OP!?!? :kuma6::kuma6::kuma6:
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i passed calculus class so i would never have to do this shit again in my life, delete this

Off-Topic@Heyuri
1-800 contacts? They dont have my brand; I have special eyes...
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Googly eyes? :dizzy:

Your fortune: Average luck


Off-Topic@Heyuri
so we still using this site or is it dead to Heyuri :glare1:
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Without lolwut-sensei, vidlii is worthless...
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>>158588
here's kagu uploading 2 days ago
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>>158577
Heyuri should have its own WDMA invite-only porno site where we share rare u15 scat videos and doujinshi :saitama:
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I like it and still use it from time to time
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when I signed up I immediately started receiving spam at my email address and then I deleted my account

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Uh! My body trembles in pain. This is my reward for all the services I have rendered to this cruel two-legged friend. Today is my last day, this is my last consolation! After a life full of hardship, pain and hardship, after enduring heavy burdens, falling blows with sticks, chains and curses from passers-by, I say goodbye to this terrible life.

This is Shemiran Street. Due to my owner's carelessness, my legs were crushed in a car accident today. That's why I'm in this state. After hitting me with a car and saying stupid things, they dragged my injured body to the side of the road and left me there alone. I guess they forgot they could still use my horseshoes. I guess they've given up hope on me.

Will they bring me food on time? No... I have to die in great pain and hunger because I'm no longer of any use to them.

Uh! The pain is getting worse and blood is still streaming from my wounds. What a monster this human race is, dominating us, filling our lives with disgrace, shame, pain and sorrow, violating our natural, sincere and kind feelings, constantly injuring our bodies and making our lives unpleasant and miserable! From the outside it looks like us; In the end he too dies, like us. In this respect there is no difference between us; but he whips us as if we were made of wood and stone because we have no feelings. If He could feel pain, He would be merciful to us.

These torture devices that people use are not natural. They made them themselves. Since so-called “animal protection associations” were founded in Europe and the United States to defend the rights of animals, special laws have occasionally been passed to protect the rights of animals and to put an end to the cruel and unjust treatment of animals by humans . Could these monsters be the same ones linked to these associations? Impossible! If they were the same, their hearts wouldn't be made of stone.

Naturalists do not see much difference between them and us and consider themselves the head of mammals. But Descartes, one of the most famous philosophers, believed he had proven that animals were nothing more than moving machines. In other words, with the advantage of technology, it is possible to produce animals mechanically. Other philosophers who did not follow this stupid idea opposed it. Among them, Schopenhauer defended us. He argued that the basic principle of morality is to have compassion not only for one's own species but also for other animals; In his Book of Morals he also partially explained o

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necrofag are you now a book writer :huh:
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tl;dr

Your fortune: Dark times are to come


Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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FAG CAR. :biggrin:
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>yaoi car
I'LL BUY ONE
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when will they make a yuri car?
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>>159205

Your fortune: Bad luck


2D Ero@Heyuri
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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I remember there being a sauce under this flash

Off-Topic@Heyuri
It's cool to be a christian :cool:
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i pray for yellow stain on white pantsu
may my wish come true.
oh great lord.
amen.
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kami-sama plz give me a billion monies (´人`)

thank you

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
rape is good
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>>158963
bettr > twilight
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>>158877
lucky bastard!!
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RAPE!?
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I raped a girl but instead of falling in love with me she called the police:dark::emo:
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>>159207
at least you got to rape her. i didn't get that far b4 she called them (;`-´)

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I just bought Battlefield™ 6 :nyaoo2: time for bunny sniping :nida:
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P90 in pussy or GTFO :biggrin:

Your fortune: You have cancer


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