Good evening Heyuri.I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!PREREQUISITES:1. Guy would let you go to restroom.2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).5* Additionally bring a clipboard.METHOD:1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.5. In the stall I lock myself inside.6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve7. I take a picture of it8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound11. I enter the hall and take my seat12. I open my clipboard and make some noise to recover my sheets with engraved answers and keep writing13. Win?*5 minutes - to claim I had to take a seat there. A good excuse is that during peroids of high adrenaline concentration your organism pumps all energy into muscles and blood, leaving digestive tract without much power and so your feces are closer to liquid than anything if prolonged. I will use that excuse if he gets suspicious. A good thing is to leave in somewhat hurry and return the same way as well so it does not get suspicious. Spasming with a leg and doing muni muni to your face is indicative of stress, do it before quitting.If you write without ink (engrave stuff with something like a screwdriver) and the lecture hall has bad lights then nobody but you would be able to read it by the tiny shadows and light manipulation shapes that indents leave so that you can read it from certain angles, but they are almost invisible from 50cm and nobody would figure out they even are there until you look specifically for them from 30cm at most.Marked for deletion (Old)
is that what school is now, people just inventing new ways to cheat? (´ー`)This is the end-stage of a test-based education system...
i think it'd werk
wont they notice the sheet gone?
>>131320Not yet!If he banned quitting for a piss he would have won.Even if so, wait till kids get neural chips implanted in the skull. Teachers will not prove whether they have them, if they do - then nobody knows if they use it at the moment.One way to prevent fraud is to build examination halls all covered by coils to kill all external radio waves.But I will set up strong enough radio if it comes to that to cheat.Or simply plant a radio-wire-radio somewhere where they don't notice.>>131322No because I will "close it in my clipboard" so that "nobody looks at my answers" so that he does not check it because why reveal progress for others to copy at this expense.I will manage to conceal it.I will share my experience tomorrow.
>>131323this is all too complicated for me. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I've never been in an exam where they let students go to the bathroom, so I don't think it will work.
>>131326Well if he planned it that way i bet they do, otherwise that would be really stupid, a fail like no other
>I've never been in an exam where they let students go to the bathroomthose sound like a recipe for disaster
I'm trying really hard to make sense of what you just wrote
>>131333My thought processes puzzle me too.I hardly can read my post myself.In short I say I must go to restroom otherwise code yellow, I'm taking the hall hostage.I bring questions with me in my sleeve and I use AI to get solutions that I write onto the question sheet with a screwdriver writing instead of a pen so that nobody notices I cheated and I rewrite it with pen once I'm back.Nobody finds out and everyone passes everafter.I believe I can pull it out and not get kicked out for haxxing.
Has OP-san ever considered using this intelligence to cheat in other aspects of life?With this much effort you might aswell go big and start rigging casinos!
( ´ω`) if school is just a contest of who cheats the best, what kind of society are we creating?
>>131323Where I'm from, the only way you are allowed to go to the bathroom during a test is if you hand in the test before you go>>131335Why didn't you say it like that the first time?
>>131335her face fills me with rage for some reason
If u put this much thought and effort into the actual work, u'd probably pass
you're in highschool or uni?
normally I only condone cheating when I do it, but I will reply because I liked your post here >>129394this plan of yours might fail if chatGPT cannot reliably give you the right answer. make sure you have access to the best model, because the dumber models are really dumb, and then also do some trial runs to make sure it can actually answer the type of questions you want to answer.I'm a senior mechanical engineering student, for example, so it can only really describe the theory behind my classes rather than being able to do the actual calculations. but if you're taking just basic calculus or something similar to that it will probably be okay.I also recommend the website https://www.wolframalpha.com/ which you can use to solve many types of equations.another way this plan could fail is if someone spots you in the bathroom with the piece of paper. be sure to put it away as soon as you are done writing your answers down.it's also true that when you go to the bathroom, they will try to take your phone from you. the solution? have two phones, and give them one! they won't expect you to have another.additionally, I think it will take much longer than five minutes to do all this, assuming you're looking up more than one question. not only does it take time to take pictures, but then you have to upload them, check the results to see if they make sense, and then copy them down with... a screwdriver? why not use a nintendo DS stylus or a tablet pen? in any case, it will probably take 10-15 minutes.lastly, if someone asks you why you were taking so long in the bathroom, PLEASE don't give them an explanation about the biology behind adrenaline-shitting! all that does is make you look weird and suspicious, because it's now obvious to them that you had planned this out beforehand! just say, "I was nervous and really had to go to the bathroom."good luck OP
>>131359No>>131362Uni>>131373Electromagnetic field but I'm really dumbI always sucked at setting up equationsI will use screwdriver specifically because it is not dull enough to leave marks visible from every angle and I will manageI trained, and we have no snitches You are right not to explain myself One hour to go...
Turns out he handed a full big A4 printThere was no way to sneak it outIn order to have no phone outline from my pocket in case he tells me to put it on the desk I simply went to the restroom just before and put my bag in one stallWhen I came back it disappeared and somebody nice brought it to lost and foundI feel guilty for abusing good will to have a better chance cheating, but maybe the opportunity to do a good deed made that persons day happier and cemented their will to do more goodBesides it appears I nailed it without cheatingBought 2 liters of vodka, 0.5 of 96% spirit and 12 beers, time to celebrate!!!
>Bought 2 liters of vodka, 0.5 of 96% spirit and 12 beers, time to celebrate!!!yatta!
>>131386No cheating plan is perfect. Something went wrong but you still succeeded, a tale with a happy endingAre you that spirit drinking champion guy?Ever thought of doing drugs?
>>131392Nie mam pewności bo osobiście lubię spirol tak czy owak.Ćpanie jest za drogie i wolę samemu syntetyzować niż kupować, aparatury mi trzeba a to kosztuje. Jakbym miał jak robić to bym robił.Skąd się coś takiego bierze? Skąd one to biorą?
good job buddy!
happy end, good job ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ
>>131403Nie wiem nawet co ty chcesz syntetyzować.Nie powiem bo ja też chce wiedzieć
>>131392whats the story behind this picture? (´￢`)
lol fucking poles man. What absolute creatures they are.
>>131453A! to ja