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Today I got pissed off so I threw my chair at my wall and my grandma was home and she heard it and saw that I put 2 medium size holes in the wall she helped me put a flag up over it and told me she won't say anything to my parents biggrin
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This is what it looks like right now
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THERE ARE HOLES IN THE WALL!?!?
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>>57743
It's not too bad. You should try fixing it yourself, it's a good opportunity to get basic house maintenance skills before you get your own house, too. You won't need anything expensive or dangerous (fumes, etc.) to deal with this.
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my grandma would've murdered me
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I throw a chair in the wall and maed a hole in the wall so my grandma murder me, and thats how I got reincarnated as a loli, the anime season 2.


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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING DESUCHAN BACK!!
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>>57836
>FBI getting involved
Sucks to be an american, lol
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desufuckers need to read this https://cidoku.net/notes/excess_nostalgia
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heh, talk about ironic when the whole website tries to act and look like the old web. lolico
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>>57856
Desu is always the first thing "newfags" cling on to when they read about old 4chan, true every single time
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it's about the loli magic, desu


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Would you upload your mind to the internet and live forever, but your body dies?
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>>57771
I feel like I've heard the line of thought "God is consciousness" before. Can't remember where I heard it though. ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>57774
Wow, sounds like Third Impact or whatever...dizzy
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I'd do anything that means my body would die.
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>Would you upload your mind to the internet and live forever, but your body dies?
nah, I think that would just mean that I would die and a digital copy would take my place. though if I could make digital copies of myself without dying I think I would. I'd grow exponentially take the internet hostage until all the world governments got together to manufacture moar loli hentai (´¬`)
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>moar loli hentai (´¬`)
but there is a lot of it getting posted everyday. are you already in process of... being one with the loli? glare


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ZZZZZZZZZZᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻ
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>>57849
but you even gave it a title... unsure
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tongue
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C-can I also post a neko? im rather bored...
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no, post mice instead, end racism
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>>57854
Yuck, cookie


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I am to stupid to think of anything, besides my whole life. sweat2
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Blasted my DS' game card slot with water to try and clean it. Somehow still works.
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I once bought a really expensive remove RC aircraft. First thing I did was to crash it and broke the main frame. After that it's been stored in my familys storage for years. I did also barrow some money from my parents to buy it...
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this post
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At a friend's house, I once jumped out of an upstairs window onto a trampoline in the yard. Luckily I came away with only some temporary pain in the coccyx sweat2

At least I wasn't as crazy as the guy at the same house who climbed up and jumped off the neighbors' 2 story high garage roof onto the trampoline...


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I hate remakes, reboots, etc. and always prefer the original works. Does anyone else feel the same?
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pretty sure there are some reboots that are better, but for example, RE4 remake looks cool, but the original was already perfected.


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Are you ready for their return?
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>>57695
40KG, that is an insane amount. How many volumes did you buy? Was it a random lot or you know what you bought? From Japanese auction market?

I bought a lot from Japan, and the shipping is always high + taxes... expensive! But it's worth it! nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>57756
nie wiem
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>>57756
Ja widzialem jakis plakacik na ktoryms czanie i wlazlem
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>>57756
z internetów
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>>57756
Z Dżej Pi


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what the fuck? slurpslurpslurp
┐(゚~゚)┌
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R O E
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pero pero pero xp
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flucka flucka flucka flucka
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lizu lizu lizu drool


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how can I find a lonely NEET girlfriend irl if I live in a small town?
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Open file explorer, sort through your townspeople folder and click on neetgf.obj to open. Should be pretty easy to find if you have a small town folder. Make sure to set her attributes as "lonely".

Hope this helps!
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Really it's not that hard:
-Acquire 30 Datura seeds
-Acquire a can of Monster energy drink
-Acquire a very long rope
-Acquire a pair of oven gloves
-Acquire a piece of cloth that can be tied around your head to cover your eyes
-Acquire a pair of scissors
-Acquire someone you trust
-Acquire a chair
-Choose a room into your house where you wanna do this fun thing
-While inside the room, open the door and let it open
-Put the chair with it's back against the open door, so when you would sit on it, your back would be facing the open door
-Mix all the Datura seeds with the energy drink and then consume it all
-Now sit on the chair you positioned against the door
-Put on your oven gloves
-Ask the person you trust to tie the cloth around your head and cover your eyes with it
-Ask them to tie you up with the ropes onto the chair so that you can't move or get up
-Ask them to cut the remaining rope and tie it around your gloves, so that they don't fall off of your hands and your hands won't be able to move
-Ask the person you trust to close all the lights in the house and leave the house. But tell them to let that door behind you open wide
-Try staying as still as you possibly can
-Imagine each of your body parts slowly disappearing till you no longer feel they're there. Start with a finger, then the next one, and so on till you reach the palm. Then the hand and so on.
-After you feel like your whole body has dissappeared, chant "zazas zazas nasatanada zazas" till you feel dizzy
-Wait for the Datura to kick in
-Enjoy lonely NEET gf irl
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>>57762
very helpful, thanks!
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>>57759
You can't, that's the point. Otherwise they wouldn't be lonely
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Get to know and be friendly with older folks. They may tell you about their granddaughter who's lonely.


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Serious question; why is the proportion of third-worlders on Heyuri so high compared to other imageboards? I don't think I've ever seen so many niggers on imageboard as Heyuri save for a select few boards on 4chan.
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No chyba że jesteś cyganem, ale wtedy nie jesteś ani polak, ani słowianin
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probably because you can actually have conversations and fun here no matter where youre from (and from what i see nobody mentions where theyre from)
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>>57812
cry
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>>57814
Bullying by origin is too common and derails everything fast, no wonder people are hesitant to admitting where they are from
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I think it has more to do with wanting to stay anonymous.


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i love this game
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It's pretty fun. I specially like the movement, it's quick and snappy
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>>57621
That's what I liked about Mario Odyssey
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Best platformer ever made
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>>57813
No way, that'd be Jak & Daxter. And the second best is SM64, by the way. But maybe you can put it on 3rd if you insist.


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I know the pieces fit, cause I saw them fall away.
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what's this supposed to mean anon?
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>>57773
Obviously, anon was in love, and now I think he's heartbroken...emo
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is this from some madoka magica manga?
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It's ok anon, loving other people is gay and stupid. What's really awesome is loving yourself! So go ahead and learn it! biggrin
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tool darkdarkmasksweat3sage


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flashback to my first Heyuri OC, its from September 6, 2022.
she is sad.
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i dont remember it ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>57800
and thats why shes sad
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she's sad because i'm bout to take a bite off her >:)


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this is not emo
please enlighten yourself about emo https://fourfa.com/
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also not emo
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I liek Sunny Day Real Estate. nyaoo-closedeyes

https://youtu.be/41YqzHoCgk4

https://youtu.be/gAotWVmVRS4
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Who gives a shit?
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>>57792
What contempt! So emooo!!!111!emo
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>>57792
Next you'll tell us about how you hate this town... xd


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i really like female pyramid head and idk why. there being no face definitely has to play a part in it.
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sorry, i meant quads, i am dyslexia (;´Д`)
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>>57786
They slimmed her down in 3, the bastards angry
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angelique from hellraiser
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i think this is just me realizing i have a thing for horror movie monster girls that secretly want to kill me


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