>>169825
The various indian wars and decades of raids before/afterwards, concurrent with the settling of north america were equally if not more horrific events than those things you mentioned.

a lot of dumb american christians believe that suicide is an unforgivable sin that will guarantee they will burn in hell for all eternity, so dying in a war is one of their few options to try to escape the living hell that is american life for most people.

>>169982
america has some of the highest living standards in the world. calling it hell is naive, go to sudan or something, thats hell.

>>169983
If you calculate living standards by how many calories you can make yourself obese and sickly with and how many square feet of house full of electronic junk you can have to try to keep your mind off how lonely you are. Only a small portion of americans are attractive and wealthy enough to fulfill their need for love and sex. Africans have different beauty standards so even if all their women look like gorillas, as long as they have asses as wide as a dump truck they're happy. American wageslaves work just about as many hours as third worlders, though usually in more comfortable working conditions, but usually don't have an attractive wife to come home to after work. In some third world countries you can easily buy a loli sex slave if you're too ugly to attract a good wife while in america you're just expected to be alone and miserable forever, or buy nasty whores that have been used by hundreds of other men already, or marry some 35 year old obese woman that's been used by thousands of men already.

What you're talking about is a distinctly American sickness, but I don't think the issue is exposure (or non-exposure) to war. Otherwise the Germans (pre-1945 anyways) and Russians would be the most pacifistic people out there.
Personally, I think it's a combination of Europe sending their adventurers, criminals, and "white trash" over here, and us being forced to fight the Injuns.
>>169983
You ever been to the ghetto, the rez, or to small town America? Those places are hellish misery pits.

Your fortune: Good luck

>>170000
70K GET YAHOO

>>170000
thanks a ton dude..

>>170002
aaaaahh!

r-right... rule 8 is about... um.. basically.. it means you have to balance "8" cups on your head when addressing someone, and thats the RULE!

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>>170005
Never have I felt the urge to masturbate to ASCII... until now.

in elementary school we made something like this

JEFF-KUN!!!!!!!!!

this is relevant to my interests

>>169824
this faggot has no foreskin lol(´∇`)σ

>>169823
modern art

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>169895
wow is that yours

>>169927
Anon38 the merciless living cumbucket

>>169927
i appreciate your kindness, but Ive decided to be normal now.

>>169927
fapped to the idea of > people fap to me, we need anon38 hentai porn, i call that a win

>>169933
POAST UR FAP

>>169933
here ya go kid

>>169915
I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

>>169915
No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
This is far more acceptable
Unhinged green gremlin

I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

> HAHAHAHAHAHAA

No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> lol you make me laugh, seriously, I masturbate thinking about her.

i have now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

guy on the left has a boner

PEE GIRL! PEE GIRL! HAHAHAHA

bwahahahahahahahh (´∇`)σ

hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*

Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.

>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks!

You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol

>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!

Well I drive all day
To be there all night
Bladder's fillin' up
Two liters of Sprite

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>169877
Not usually into piss, but for Tsukasa I can make the exception

*pees on your board*

3DPeeD

is today national heyuri pee day?(;´Д`)

>>169865
maybe it's to celebrate this guy's birthday >>169857

What the hell is your obsession with your pee

welp this was meant to be a reply to >>169889 but I guess heyuri.net had other ideas

this is why heyuri's default background color is kind of yellow-ish

It seems that Golden Week has come early this year

that's so cute

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER FOR ME

I didn't open the picture yet but this better not be more goddamn pee

FUCKING

ZOMFG THIS IS DELICIOUS

i wish i had this right now