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THERE HAS BEEN A FAKE PH4TTIE ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! as u can see in his posts hes NOT PH4T, BUT IS PRETENDING TO BE!!! WHOEVER THIS IS, U BETTAR SHOW URSELF. IM GONNA FUKKEN EAT U. A-AND ALSO THAT COOKIE IS MINE!!!

ใƒฝ(ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€`ะ”ใ€€ยดใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€)ใƒŽ
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Go on a diet, tubbo. :biggrin:
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this place aint ph4t enough for the 2 of us (ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ฟฃใ€€ใ€€ใƒผใ€€ใ€€๏ฟฃใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€)
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>>189829
r u implying a duel?! if u are then meet me on /sw/. we'll have an eating competition, and whoever loses gets eaten!
(ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ฝ€ใ€€ใ€€โˆฉใ€€ยดใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€)ฯƒ
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ohhh im too hungry for this drama (ยด๏ฟข`)

BELOVED USERS OF HEYURI! ๐Ÿ’“ THIS IS A QUESTION โ”โ“ I HAVE! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE INTERNET FOR AND WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE WEBSITES? โ”โ“โญ
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20 years
i got addicted the day i saw all the human knowledge available to me, and i used it to jack off to lolis
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ultimate power or lolis! :xd:
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3 mounths reddit.com
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28 years.
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14 years,
rutracker, fitgirl repack, steamcommunity, youtube, gelbooru(๏ผ ^โ–ฝ^)/

53831
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>>189754
I love short shorts (ยด๏ฟข`)
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

file
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Me on the right.
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wuld u seks
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>>189792
are those flowers edible (ยด๏ฟข`)

Are these good?
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milka is okay, my favorite chocolate is meiji himilk though
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ohhh cookies so tasty (ยด๏ฟข`)
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these are really good but i prefer the brownies

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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DO NOT EAT KETAI. :angry:
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>>189784
WAFFLE TASTE KEITAI
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im so hungry i could eat a phone (ยด๏ฟข`)

we were so close to 40%, if only ozempic didnt exist would we be past 40% by now
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it can't just be ozempics
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The class action lawsuits from ozempic related illness will be legendary
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Fatties want an "easy out" solution to the problem they themselves caused due to a lack of self-control .. they totally deserve it.
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>>189771
i can't blame them. when it is close to 40% obesity while throughout history it was all close to 0%. it can't be individuals fault
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>>189771
im obese and you will die for this post

IT IS BACK, AND PH4773R THAN EVAR
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PH4TTURDAY
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>PH4TTURDAY
ใ€€โˆงใ€€ใ€€ โˆง
(=ใ€€ยด๏ฟข`ใ€€=)
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>>189764
big kitty

Being a wageslave is worth it if your workplace has OLs that are hot enough (ยด๏ฟข`)
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in the work, u will be ordered around by some old fat guy who also fux0rz all the sexy OLs you will see around
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>>189692
Don't project your fetish onto reality!
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i work in an office and females has zero shirts. (-๏ผฟ-)
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>>189710
Did you mean skirts? Zero shirts sounds hawt!
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no, i meant zero shirts and it's just nude old hagz everywhere!ฮฃ(๏พŸะด๏พŸ|||)

>In late 2001, a witness came forward to say that a member of the SWAT team at Columbine feared he had โ€œaccidentally shot a studentโ€ during the attack. According to Brian Rohrbough, that student was his son Daniel. Bullet shells from police were found all around Daniel's body, and investigators recovered only one of the three bullets that killed him. Furthermore, police officer Jim Taylor told Brian Rohrbough that he had seen Daniel killed while running from Eric and Dylanโ€” which didn't explain how Daniel was shot from the front, at the angle of someone below him.
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lmao rekt.
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why did they do it?

What is the best Operating System for security/privacy but also desktop apps?
I don't wanna use Windows anymoore
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throw ur computer out the window
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get urself vpn too but then be cautious what services you use on it and use different one when you dont want to be tracked (ยดฯ€๏ฝ€)
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just b00t tailOS from an USB everytime u want to browse faceb00k!
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If you are coming from windows you likely do a really privacy centric OS, you just want any decent linux OS.

I recommend an arch derivative, like CachyOS.
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>Operating System for security/privacy but also desktop apps
That doesn't exist, pick one.

What would it take for you to buy a new phone? What would it need to be attractive enough to replace your current one?
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My phone is from 2013. I'll stop using it when it stops working ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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im actually in the market for a new phone, im thinking of a keitai because i want to break my reliance on my sumaho. i spend a bit too much time on it...
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I have two phones :cool:
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>>189616
I already buy the new Sony Xperia every year or two.
But what would be most attractive of all offerings right now is to have something that's open source but also decent, so far I'm liking what Motorola is doing with GrapheneOS.
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>>189648
i got two phoens one for teh trolls and one for my home

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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:astonish:
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Heyuri is the real world?! fuck yea, real werld = awsum ๏ผผ(๏ผพo๏ผพ)๏ผ

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Yeah
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yeah!
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soudane
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Yeah

girl denied me a second date so i fapd to lolis for four day straight and on fifth i went weightlifting
:iyahoo:
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>>189654
I want a body that's one under that. Toned but not ridiculous
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I am twice divorced and am reasonably confident I am the only Heyurizen with that status (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
Possibly the only Heyurizen who's even been legally married. Not counting the old japanese men on /sw/

Maybe because I have tasted sex and women, I can more easily dismiss it. When you don't have something, it seems really great, and it really sucks that you don't have it. Once you've had it, you can look at it more objectively. Unbiased by FOMO, I can say that in most cases masturbation is better than sex, and that girls don't make good companion animals until they are old and wise - by which point they are no longer cute and sexually arousing - by which point they are no better than men, whom are almost always much cheaper and easier to be friends with and just as fun.
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>>189652
thats a fuckcool super power... to inseminate a girl via a spell.. id create an army
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>>189656
try marrying a man then, fag (ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ
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>>189664
a man marrying another man is the least gay thing a man could do, because only a man could do that therefore it's not gay

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