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SELAMUN ALEYKUM.

I herald news from the Lolislamic State of Heyuri. They have just released this video and are threatening to behead captured citizens if kaguya-sama doesn't comply with their demands
:worry:
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No.169361
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at first i was supportive of the movement, but inshaloli this is getting really scary :worry2:
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No.169362
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wehn is our 9/11???? :nyaoo::nyaoo:
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>>169362
Soon brother :ph34r:
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>>169362
Our 9/11 was epik nuking Heyuri because of /l/ but by the grace of Lolislam and Allah we have flourished yet again. Glory to Heyuri and Lolislam. Amen
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>>169387
she still sucks dick for living?
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No.168801
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Wat time is it, TIME 4 DICK
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dick?
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>>169179
It's another 4-letter word. (・∀・)
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>>169179
HOT
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>>169182
but dicks belong together
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No.169379
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I boughted work gloves made in pakistan

They are made of 100% "Undetermined Fibers"

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No.169381
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For an undetermined level of protection!
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There is a single reason I visit shopping malls
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.169358
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I know where this is going. :dizzy:
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No.169372
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:kuma6:📱
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No.169374
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that was the dumbest story ever :shii: but i nutted despite it :waha:
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No.169216
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:dance:
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No.169219
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:biggrin: Super idol 的笑容都没你的甜
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.169370
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SHAOSHAOPINGLINGDONG :nigra:
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No.169283
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https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/92/92EE8C09F6A077E90A51F5183590C4AF_[MSOMS-ANIME][MCT][538][nooood].mp4
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it seems all of teh XXX.MP4 files are also detective conan, does anyone know if Osama-sama had any other anime? :yawn:
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>>169300
the CIA planted that.
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No.169314
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Surely a bad enough dude to do 9/11 would have better taste in anime, the feds are probably trying to make him look like a shotacon.
>>169300
What hentai did he allegedly have?
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>>169314
i think he had some hentai game(s) along with roms, from what i remember, but i dont remember specific titles
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No.169351
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Osama bin laden probably didn't do 9/11.
He denied responsibility for it multiple times, and what is supposed to be him taking responsibility for it was merely him saying he is glad 9/11 happened essentially. I'm not sure if there was ever any evidence that he was responsible.
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https://youtu.be/nZcVFMj690I
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Owaaaaa
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>>169310
kobayashi's reaction to this
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No.169336
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i :dance:'d
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No.169287
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osaka parasites :ph34r:
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No.169289
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Where do I get one of those? :unsure:
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OH MAH GOD I GOT INFECTED
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>>169309
NOOO!! WE HAEV TO PUTT HIMM DOWNNN!!!
:cry::sad::cry::emo::kuz:
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When I was young, I had a stupid dream to become famous, powerful, and respected. I thought... it's too hard to become famous by doing something popular, like being a singer. So I decided to become famous and powerful by becoming the king of the internet

That's what I spent my years doing back in the day, trying to become the king of the internet. I never became the king of the internet, but it seems god did fulfill one of my wishes in a rather twisted way
:dark:
Though I became famous, I remained powerless, and no one respected me. Eventually, people around me knew who I was, and about my futile attempts to become the ultimate ruler of the internet.

I have spent all the time since then as a recluse, shunned by everyone. Now, what you see here is my prison. I am not a king, but a slave. So, be careful what you wish for... because the monkeys paw might just grant your wishes
:dark:
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>>169281
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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>>169281
she's twisting his PENIS! a true heyuri user!
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>>169277
she's here!
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>>169281
Pepperoni
Pizza
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No.169333
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i wish for one puchiko nyu
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No.169306
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The Rock n' Roll Barcelona beat Real Madrid 3 - 2 for the spanish super cup
Double by Raphinha
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Copa del Ray with Barcelona broke my heart... Banter club performance... One of these days we'll shine again
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New rule added to heyuri!
Guess what time it is :cool:
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spats :drool:
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>>169232
On it Sempai :yawn:
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>>169250
what's the source of this? can't find it on my usual boorus or reverse searches...
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No.169322
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https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15837259
i guess its because its AI ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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No.169324
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thank you good friend
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.169303
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D'oh! That guy lost the game!
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No.169304
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...and so have I (;´Д`)
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Tokyo police have arrested an executive of a company that manages fan clubs and organizes events on suspicion of producing and selling an adult video involving a 15-year-old girl, investigators announced Jan. 8.

Akira Awazu, 51, an executive of Tokyo-based Kakeru Entertainment Inc., is accused of violating Japan’s child exploitation laws through nonconsensual sexual intercourse.

Awazu has reportedly denied parts of the charges, telling investigators he believed the junior high school student was 18.

Police sources say that despite allegedly knowing she was under 16, Awazu filmed himself engaging in sexual acts with the girl at a hotel in the capital’s Kabukicho district, known for its nightlife and entertainment venues, in early July.

He is accused of paying the girl 40,000 yen ($254) before recording the encounter and later selling the footage as an adult video.

COMMENTARY: That's right. For just 250 bucks, you can have sex with a JK. But just don't get caught :sweat3:
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>>169092
Laconic :biggrin:
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>>169070
he doesn't have the spirit of samurai :angry:
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>>169112
lol'd
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No.169279
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A vigilante social justice group has just leaked one of the many shocking tapes the Kakeru Entertainment Inc. exec was responsible in distributing. Viewer discretion is highly advised.
https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=4279
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No.169288
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Thank you Norm MacDonald for the weekend update :biggrin:
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obesity posting on /sw/ :kuz:
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No.168887
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it takes a particularly obtuse person to see a medication primarily used by diabetics and anabolic steroid users and think "yes, unlimited burger"

sometimes the fatty lives deep within
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>>168887
fat is a state of mind not always reflected by the body

now, if you're not going to eat that, I'm hungry ( 　´　 ￢ 　` 　)
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>>168888
UGH THE QUADS ARE SO JUICY

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No.168892
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h-hey everybody, welcome to fat kao's delicious fooood review! (bag rustling)

🍔
ヽ(    ´￢`  ヽ    )
(out of breath) its.. the heyuri burger... lets dig in!

OHMGHMNONMNOMNOMNOM

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Pochari!
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Can't imagine hugging the left. :x3: Can imagine hugging the right. :love: The right choice. 👍 :happy:
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No.169256
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I can imagine filling all six holes with cum and pee in one night
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>>169256
amateur
you gotta also include shit and spit
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