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I saw a text exchange between a brother and sister on reddit the other day, and they were so cute, they clearly loved eachother and had a great relationship

I wish I had a relationship like that (ρ_;)

Does anyone here have a cute relationship with their sister?
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No.165745
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>>165744
do you ever hand feed her? that would be so cute...
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No.165789
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I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners. Not even because I'm a zoophile, I just had no self-control back then. I would love an imouto but I 100% would have raped her. :dark:
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No.165790
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>I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners
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No.165792
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>>165790
Maybe it would have been better if I had a little sister then. She might have enjoyed it. :unsure:
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No.165829
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I have read stories of a little brother who became the little sister who slept with her older brother
I think this is the most rare and delightful form of yaoi there could be
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No.165591
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semen is over represented in shota
a boys orgasm should be as pure as his heart
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No.165753
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>>165591
it makes me so sad. as clearly all of these new age shotacons know nothing about the anatomy of a shota! :dark:
most boys first ejaculation is in the early puberty age range (10-13), while most popular shotacon art depicts boys anywhere from (4-10). the age of course has been slowly inclining towards the puberty range, but its true for a lot of real shotacons to prefer boys pre-puberty. at their purest and most truly boyish state.
at these ages, it is possible for a boy to orgasm but they are usually either completely dry or a small amount of clear fluid. so there's no reason to draw shotas cumming full buckets of nasty semen... ok! it's just not natural! :angry::angry::angry:
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No.165769
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>>165753
I remember masturbating when I was about 10 and nothing came out when I orgasmed ( ´ω`)
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No.165774
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>>165769
True :nyaoo2:
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>>165769
thanks for today's lesson in shotaology!
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No.165827
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>>165753
I once confessed to it still being clear at 14
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No.165708
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i took on a big project at work and now im exhausted and still am not finished

i'll waste my entire christmas...
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No.165732
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When NEETs make fun of you we're just trying to help by convincing you to quit your job. The system can't force you to work.
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>>165732
TRUE!!!
AS FAR AS THE STATE KNOWS I'M UNEMPLOYED BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DOLLARS!!!
WE LOVE TAKING THE DOLLARS BACK DON'T WE FOLKS
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No.165775
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>>165731
you are forgiven my son. (´人｀)
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No.165804
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>>165732
a wise neet once said, "once my mom dies, i too will die aswell". (´人｀)
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No.165809
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>>165804
An even wiser NEET once said "I'm the only next of kin so I'm gonna be rich lol". I'm not splurging it on a luxurious lifestyle and going broke in a year either, I'm gonna get one of the cheapest possible places to live and eat ramen and keep pirating everything to make it last at least a decade.
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No.165474
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What will the internet be like by 2030 with all these proposed internet censorship bills?
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No.165680
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>>165661
you will be living in a 'dead internet' ( ´ω`)
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No.165703
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It's probably going to suck even more. 'They' are already trying to roll out digital IDs but even without it this walled garden is already terrible.
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No.165717
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ass
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No.165791
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There will be two separate internets. On one you will put in your ID, face scan, and all your information, and be able to access maybe a dozen websites/apps, all owned by perhaps four different companies. On teh other internet will be all teh fun.
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>>165791
I don't use any sites that require phone verification, paying, or even my real IP address so I'll stick to the fun internet. Fuck banks, I'll keep cash. Fuck online shopping, I'll go to farmer's markets and flea markets.
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No.165778
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devilish girl smile... i enjoy devilish girl smiles very much... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165780
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i can make that face too, watch!

:xp:
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No.165781
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😜
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No.165782
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165480
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I'm sure I haven't seen Heyuri (or any imageboard for that matter) have this specific thread topic.
But anyways, post em.
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No.165488
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165489
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>>165488
>I'm making a naughty video even though I'm just a kid...
Future pornstar in the making. :cool:
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wut de fark
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No.165611
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Guess about my age, personality, or other stuff based off my steam most-played genres ( ´ω`)
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No.165627
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Age: Autistic
Personality: Autistic
Other stuff: Autistic
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No.165628
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hyper autist teenage-young adult male (18-26) im inclined to believe you've thought about being gay but you havent put enough hors in automation games for me to definitively say as such (´～`)
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No.165630
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Aren't automation and space games stereotypically masculine and heterosexual games? Wouldn't a fag play girly games?

I don't think I'm gay, but I do think shotas are cute :sweat2:
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No.165633
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Personality:
You idle in Factorio and Paradox games while actually playing gachas :cool:
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No.165742
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age:42
personality:nerd
sex:never :biggrin:
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No.165702
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I think she’s kinda hot..
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No.165705
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TEH REI is very hot
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rei tits
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No.165707
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I think they're kinda cute
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No.165737
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>>165707
THIS
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No.165738
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>>165707
DIE HIJACKER :angry:
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No.165619
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:dark: A heyurizen? A sex haver? Of course you won't believe it... but its true, and I took it too far

As of last month, my relationship with my girlfriend is over.

We had an online relationship, although we lived very close to eachother. We met a few times, and the chemistry was perfect. She loved me, I loved her. She was so cute, perfect body, perfect face, and perfect personality. Every day I thanked the heavens for her :cry:

The opportunity finally came about 2 months ago, she was on break, and her parents were gone for 3 days. She invited me to her house. It was my first time in there.

She changed out of her jeans into some shorts, which really excited me. I made an advance but she rebuffed me, but we still enjoyed the rest of the night


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No.165701
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>>165622
>it still feels horrible to think that she'll go off with some other stupid guy
... weren't YOU the stupid guy in this case? sounds like she had zero fun.
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No.165728
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there are only two possible options:
a: OP is lying about the details and raped a girl (;´Д`)
b: the girl is a psycho bitch (;´Д`)

well, there is the unlikely c: OP has a BIG DICK ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but like, TOO BIG (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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>>165728
OP pics of dick or didnt happen
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No.165730
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>>165728
OP IS A HERO A COOL AND A PHILOSOPHER IF FIRST
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No.165736
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i totally had sex with a girl and my dick was so big she screamed
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No.165662
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Evolution is GAY AND FAKE!!!
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No.165704
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You silly humans can just press and hold the B button to stop it.
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No.165716
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but it's in spore and everything in spore is real
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No.165719
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you're gay and fake :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
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No.165725
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i think a monkey could hold an onahole
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No.165726
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>>165662
When I was in college, taking evolutionary anthropology, all I could think during class was how much I wanted to FUCK the ancient pre-modern human girls and become the reason why mankind has its intelligence with my superior genes from the future. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.165693
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TEH ULTIMATE CHRISTMASU TREE
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No.165698
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Slutty tree! :biggrin:
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No.165723
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>>165693
sexy tree
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No.165700
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165722
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COCK CLOUD!!!!!!!!1
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No.165605
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AAAAAAAA FRIED SPIDERS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD AND DELICIOUS MMMMM
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No.165650
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GROSS!!:xp:
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No.165718
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i doubt this claim
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>When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to [...] And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."
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No.165696
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masterpiece
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No.165697
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Hawt.
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No.165544
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HEYURI SAUCE
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No.165610
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>>165554
No, BECAUSE we have green semen they have green hair
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that's a pretty smooth color, I have a feeling it's pretty good...

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>>165613
GODDAMNIT, KAGUYA!! :angry:
TEN TIMES I BOUGHT HEYURI PREMIUM! TEN TIMES!!
AND STILL I SEE ADS IN EVERY THREAD!!! WTF?!!! FIX IT NAO!!! :angry:
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yummmmmmm heyurifredo :biggrin:
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https://museum.heyuri.net/arhiva/heyuri.net/orz/b/11416.xml

We once had Heyuri cookies :drool:
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