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What does Heyuri think of Marquis de Sade?
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>>185525
Well I've seen moar degenerate shit posted on Heyuri. :xd: But Sade didn't just write about poopoo, he wrote about old women prostitutes with disgusting prolapsed ANUSes that fart constantly, and raping chimpanzees, among many other things.
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>and raping chimpanzees, among many other things.
Tell me more
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i think prolapsing a chimp is probably not the right thing to do.
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he looks as someone who made potato chips back in teh 1800s. They are still around but produce a small amount of them. so where can i uy tehs sade chips!?!?
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This is the second thread about him so it must be positive thoughts. I have a VHS tape about a play or a movie about the guy somewhere.

(´¬`) When you see an image like this, you feel instinctively that you want to place your face on her pantsu and inhale, but in reality, I don't think those "pheremone" things really work on humans, so it would probably just smell like body odor and maybe shit... (-_-)
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OP, as someone who lost his virginity as a teenager. Those "pheromone things" do work. I can still remember what it smells like.
They do fade dramatically mid-twenties.
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>as someone who lost his virginity as a teenager
Well, now you have to elaborate. (´π`)
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oooAHHGFHGJFJHHHGHHHGHHHHH............................................................ :drool:
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Naawwh i wanna take off her panties and stick my cock in her ass.
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I am of the opinion that the human face was shaped the way it is for the sole purpose of being able to more comfortably press it against this part of the female body.

facesitting
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deadly :worry2:
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and farting!

...IS A DEAD NORMIE!
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It's largely left up to personal discretion because it's an emotional term (when someone calls somebody an asshole you don't ask "but what defines an asshole" like you're Socrates).

If we're to bring it down to a more objective definition it would be anyone who gets along with the majority of people in the contextual social group. Either because of some sort of neurotypicality or because of some sort of chemical attack wrought upon them by their own obliviousness to what's being put in their water and food. People who lack a soul or people who are just golems. Personally I think half of you are feds and the other half are beneath me. So you're all normies to me too.

It's a choose your own adventure!
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>>185502
The non-Otaku, or in other words, the retarded and evil.

Soon, the Otaku Revolution will come.

Waifu・Moe・Love.
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>>185538
To clarify, there is no such thing as a truly retarded Otaku. No matter how 'retarded' you are, you are intellectually and morally superior to someone who despises Anime and Otaku.
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if you haevn't watched anime for 20+ years, u are a normie :lolico:
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breaking rule 8 ヽ(´ー`)ノ

1 year and 1 month ago I divorced my cute and wonderful wife. It wasn't a hate-filled divorce, but our relationship had been extremely stagnant. We were in love with eachother when we got together 3 years ago, but within 6 months, things went cold. By the time we divorced eachother, I only talked to her once every few days. From my view, this is on her, I always loved and supported her, but she became more mentally distant, claiming she should never have gotten in a relationship. She said I was a great guy, and that she loved me, but that she didn't want to be with me.

It's been a year, and now, I still talk once a month. Even though I was extremely heartbroken at the time, I feel like I've moved on now, and talking to her doesn't hurt. I even send her gifts on valentines day and such.

But now she's getting a new boyfriend, and these feelings I thought were dead, are all coming back up to my head. I wanted to have a little kid with her, I wanted to go on picnics with her, and spend my life with her. Seeing her with another guy is like my heart getting stabbed... and furthermore, it makes me question if she just "wasnt ready for a relationship", or whether she just didn't want me anymore. Suddenly, I've become massively depressed. :sad:

...and I know Heyuri is too laid back of a place to give me serious advice, but this is the only BBS I still use, and my friends are sick of hearing me talk about this girl. I don't even know what I am expecting to hear from you people
:depression:
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>>185411
That's why im gay, women are too immature to understand the complexity of the male psyche, because most women's life is get married, leech off husbands work money, get bored, cheat, leech off alimony. If women actually had to work for their own success like men they would be intelligent enough to see relationships as deep emotional connections and not an elaborate prostitution contract:angry::depression:
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>>185416
who the hell draws this shit :closed-eyes2:
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:emo:
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Hi Osaka
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>my friends are sick of hearing me talk about this girl.
i'm already sick of it too...

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ape sex :iyahoo:
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LOL he's bald!!

Your fortune: Very bad luck


Peach inspired by Pepsimans heroic exploits has decided to abdicate the mushroom kingdom throne to become Pepsigirl. Wish her luck on her heroic endeavours!
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ganbaremasu
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SHOW PEPSIPUSSY. :drool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>185478
SHOW COKECUNT. :nosebleed:
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>>185478
YOU FILTH

I'm very lonely.. I wish I had a busty titted big boobed GF or something :emo:
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You called?
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Hmm i could've sworn this said something different the first time i looked at it :dizzy:
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>>185390
It had different text, but the same meaning
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You've got one problem. Why would you want to have two problems?
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8245477
Wish for an ideal, brokon-mad imouto instead.

[incoherent screeching] :emo:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :emo:
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I love Incoherent Screeching, they're my favorite! :biggrin:

:mgappa:
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:mgappa:
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would you let :mgappa: fist your ANUS to obtain your soul sphere?
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Didn't these guys have a magic meatball in their ANUS? :mgappa:
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>>185521
I have a magic meatball ON my ANUS, it's called a hemorrhoid. (;´Д`)

Are (you) going to buy the newest Rhythm Heaven this July?
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>>185434
twitterbrained people were a mistake
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>>185434
what happened?
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dunno, it looks lamer than other rhythm heavens
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>185453
I never would've played Rhythm Heaven without this flash. Nintendo should be paying royalties to the artist.

everything is so boring now... i wish i can be happy like this konata watching ichigo mashimaro but im too depressed to be motivated... i have an ichigo mashimaro ova cd that i need to finish but im too unmotivated to... ;____;
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>>185485
eeeeeeeeeeee :depression: 💦 i will try to sometime
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i get you, i dont even enjoy doing things i like anymore
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FYI these are tell tale signs of clinical depression. Please try talking to someone you trust and get help. I know it's cliche, but the first step is getting help, and then your life will improve. Depression is an illness just like many others. If you don't or can't speak to a doctor, please exercise, get sunlight, and try to stay away from gloomy things like the news. :smile:
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cheer up emo p
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try touching yourself while watching Ichigo Mashimaro like how Konata is doing that will help

No neets allowed in this thread.

In this thread we are at WORK.
Post your job, and what an average day is like for you.

This is a pic of me at work, I am a city planner.
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heres a pic of me at work. bet none of u lame nigras got a job as cool as mine, losers. :biggrin:
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>>185433
Bro I cant see you, this pic is taken from way too high up
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My job is standing by the free coffee machine and telling people the next one is on me :nida:
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neet here
hi
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"no Mike. they are bull shiting us. yeah i see the fucking astronaut but that is just Dave, he is part of the NSA not FBI."
orz

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No fucking way. the future has arrived

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HEYURI! IF YOU DIE... YOU DIE. :cool:
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If I suck, I suck. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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Really amazing...! :mona2:
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There used to be a video on youtube of this scene in the gamecube version of rocky iv, but it's gone now... :cry:

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