After the smoke cleared from the smouldering rubble, and we rubbed our eyes open, gazing upon the TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR ANNIHILATION that was unleashed upon us last week, the HOLOCAUST-POCALYPSE that reduced THE ENTIRE INTERNET to smithereens, two bands of survivors began to argue about whether PHP2Shell was in fact much ado about nothing.

Perhaps it was an overreaction, argues the first faction.

https://eliastaylor.com/noexploit/
>There isn't an easy exploit for this PHP vulnerability

>If you take a look at github right now, there are thousands, literally thousands, of "PoC" exploits for this vulnerability. One thing you'll notice about all of them though, is that they do not work against a vanilla PHP instance.

>It's been 10 hours since this vulnerability has been posted, and half the software world is looking at it, and lord knows 100,000 people have got their "superintelligence" on the case. Nevertheless, there's no working exploit. The ones doing the rounds are fake, or only work in a lab, because...

Hm? Well, let's take a look at one of these AI generated 'exploits'.

https://github.com/ikow/php2shell-poc/blob/main/lab/setup.sh#L31-L37
>"LFI sink — simulates real-world include vulnerability"
- LLM

>It's not rare for PHP apps to be fucked in some sense, but requiring the server to have an existing vulnerability where users could cat /etc/password is an insane pre-requisite. If you need this, this does not make this a severe bug.

Nuff said.

The "this is all a big overreaction" crowd felt pretty confident that this was indeed mass hysteria. Some suggested that this was the beginning of a trend of AI maxis hyping up the capabilities of their models for investor attention. Still more say something even more Machiavellian is taking place.

They suggest that the Government and the large AI companies are manufacturing a crisis, in order to further restrict the internet - the internet is no longer safe because of "swarms of predatory AIs" that will hack and destroy all websites, and thus, not only must open source models be banned, but the internet itself must be locked down for our own good.


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you can now moderate threads you make! its a weird feature from japanese Bulletin Boards that we've ported over for fun

as OP you can:
- delete posts
- assign thread mod powers to posters in your thread
- post with a capcode by putting "## OP" in the name field

Post new threads if you want to play with it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

note: it can be taken off you if its abused

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What would you do in this situation?

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ive been,doing the same thing for so long, and nothing just improved from it.it's crazy, it works more fine unrotated.

Guess sometimes things are just,

...yea whatever.
i need better solution, whats my other option? I havent seen ANything, i repeat, anything, moderately ...correct for this case,

hai
I was wondering if samfolk can halP
I want a small laptop, ideally 7" or smaller in screen size, something pocketable, and I want it to be very open-source, I want to run gnu/linux-libre for operating systeM

I found this one: https://shop.mntre.com/products/mnt-pocket-reform
it looks cool, but I want to know if others know any other laptops before I pull da trigger on dis one>?

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But then I woke up and my bread was fine.