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To my knowledge, there's never been a Heyuri desktop thread.

Please, post your desktop here! :smile:
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>>185249
i think your taskbar has cancer
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>>185250

thansk fren

>>185252

don't like much also, but like to watch my temps and status of pc. any suggestion?
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>>185319
i meant some of the programs in it; your taskbar has a few cancerous tumors
>any suggestion?
i made my FAIL10 look like WIN98, so i'm not the one to ask LOL
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>185327
a lovely background aside form the fact that its mentally dangerous

...IS A DEAD NORMIE!
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normans are a necessary part of the food chain, with hikkis at the top of course
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konata is a terrorist symbol :ph34r:
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OUT OF THIS BOARD! OUT OF THIS HOUSE! :angry:
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Yeah
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>>185312
i actually GET why the brahmins are at the top of the pyramidal 4 hierarchies of ancient indian system.
they're fucken nerds and 'schizo-autists', sure, they're Seers of Other Worlds, point is it's important that they're separated AND rule the societies;
because if you have MERCHANTS and NORMIES at the top (as the usual as the world do now) the world becomes grey and soulless
it's important that weirdoes stay jobless and autistically fixate on the "jobs" that they're supposed to do
weirdoes have MUCH MORE important job than wageslaving empty tasks for empty masters for an empty life

imagine if leonardo da vinci DO NOT have his patrons so he can be given resources and time to do his thing.
you would not have leonardo da vinci, you would have 'just another random unnamed guy in history'

eccentrics and natural aristocrats need to be supported by people whose minds are unable to reach nor grasp (either naturally or by effort) the level of mental and spiritual reach that these eccentrics naturally are in flow with.

technology IS -human- and being human IS technological.
there's no way around it, technology is intrinsically part of the essence of what makes us, humans.
yes, even more than sex, even more than our extreme phantastical 'heaven & hells' conjuring mind.

to understand, every animal and plants have their specific parts in their bodies to perform very specific functions, and they are suited to the environments, and their specific bodies define what they are. eg put a desert animal in arctic and you will immediately see it can't fit.

but humans, being at the very start extremely weak and 'NAKED' much more than any other animals, have always used TOOLS.
animals never needed tools of any kind (they are basically 'fixed' forms with tools embedded, forever, with very slowly mutations if need be), we started out with nothing whatsoever,
and it's because we are intrinsically ZERO that we constantly formed TOOLS, and our tools are immediately interchangeable, and we constantly adapt to whatever place and time, over and over, because we as inherently ZERO alters the ONES around us to be whatever that fit our visions.

face it, we ARE in this sense, unique, and to say it even better. yes, admit it, we are fucken FREAKS. we have always been FREAKS.
we are a part of Nature that is so outrageously different from the rest that the theory that we might be seeded by aliens is actually NOT that crazy.
we seem like beings that 'shouldn't' exist, and we sure as hell didn't need to 'be' here either with the rest of animals; we are NOT intrinsically NEEDED.
we ARE the freaks. we ARE in a sense, THE "aliens" to the eyes of every organisms here.

all the animalistic parts of us like survival and sex and eating are just that, animalistic parts, it's us, alright sure, but it's the possibility of extreme self-mutation and self-overcoming (the mind's logic too is great part of this) that defines the strange being that differentiates the rest of animals with "human".
animals don't really have that.
"human" is something else that's inherently transcendent from what it considers itself to be itself.
if that starts to sound spiritual, well i guess it is then.

we made stone and iron spears, swords, fires, chariots, ships, the list just goes on and on and it gets bigger.
we made the mistake that these TOOLS are separate from us. they're not. they ARE us; we wouldn't even manage to exist till this day without them. we are DEFINED by them, as ages progress.

and as we use them, it's also natural that we're also, in a sense
-used- by them.

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>>185295
So the whole time we have lived in europe and during the ice age we didnt evolve to have hair again? Also monkeys with lots of hair live in very hot climates such as south-east asia, it still gets cold at night which is why most animals have hair or thick fur.
If you think it isnt abnormal to be naked in public, can you tell me the last time you saw someone naked on the train please.
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>>185296
you are clearly impersonating the op
pls stop
:worry:
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>>185298
Why would you think that?
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its okay you can admit you're a mechanicum acolyte
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>>185298
he's not the opee, rest assured, i am
>>185292
it feels too pedantic for me to reply points one by one but for polity i guess im gonna
>bee makes behives spider webspin
yes, my point was this is something fixed to them and they cant let go of them, but we can, our technology (tools) are always separated from us and thus we are inherently nothing without them, and only with them are we even 'something'
>we are so similar to other animal
only the animalistic parts. but as history and creeds show, we can overcome them (ascetics, mystics, eccentrics)
>animals do self-mutilate or behave against their survival if put in some enviroments
and they usually dont last long, because their 'technology' is fixedly embedded in their own selves to the point it cant be shed, so mos tof them die inside wrong circumstances. only bottleneck mutations save their species
>wdym by "used by them"???
this is a reference to the current worries of a.i.'s probability of changing and using us for better or worse. the a.i.'s are our own creations, just like all our other creations throughout history, and our own creations (ideologies, inventions) have altered us a lot so far, and i was just referencing our current era's a.i. with this in mind

btw its oke to disagree im fine with

>>185315
some reference to some franchise? haha

to my knowledge there's never been a heyuri funeral thread.

please post your funerals here
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Posting in a funeral thread
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talking about morgueposting amirite
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rest in spirals

I know, I know. :nyaoo-closedeyes: You all have been waiting for it for a long time. It's finally a porn thread! :biggrin:

This time, it's web cam hoe, Princess Luna with a fetish video.
https://spankbang.party/7yy2n/video

FUCK SHE IS PRETTY

On a side note, Welwitschia's also sexy.
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uhh
i dont think this is very appropriate (;´~`)
have some shame and delete this thread ( ´,_ゝ`)
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(ノーヽ) p*rn?? i cant look, im covering my eyes
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my mom says I'm not allowed to watch this :/
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>>185305
>>185306
>>185313
It's just a mom breastfeeding the viewer and is totally appropriate for 5+. 👍

File: image.mp4
(1.82 MB, 1280x720)
1904172
AI is awesome. :astonish:
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>>185302
i didnt make the webms. i dont have a good enough PC for that. ( ´_ゝ`)
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>>185307
WE DIDNT MAKE THE WEBMS! IT WAS IN THE MAKING SINCE THE OP WAS MASTURBATING!
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it's mp4s :nyaoo2:
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>>185311
ur an mp4

217161
I heard you like resident evil, so i got you this!
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selling dangerous weapons like this to kids for 49 bucks?!
america is going too far!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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49 mexican pesos?! WHAT A RIP-OFF! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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i'll buy em all!

I'm tired of wallowing in my own self-pity on late nights like these! :cry: Could somebody please wallow for me? I've got things to do, like playing video games, watching porn, and browsing IBs! You know, important stuff!!
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>>185267
past n future r equally fake and gay. close thy eyes and put yourself in first person view in a scene of happiness of your own. desert the world for a while.
most things are fake n gey anyway.
be happy without things nor reasons.
be happy.. or ELSE!
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>>185269
SIR YES SIR! o7
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sure

BAAAW :cry:
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look at what you did you made george w. bush cry you asshole

I don’t feel too good, cheer me up!
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The food you eat is not contaminated with semen, and there is no need to worry.
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you'll have sex tonight
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You're so good looking
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>>185221
I'm going to put my balls on your forehead! :biggrin:
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>>185229
that's never a guarantee

I'm tired of the internetz :sweat3:
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>>185216
a hard p you say??? :drool:
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>>185220
LOLOL NO
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>>185217
early-2010s?

>>185216
id never wanna use piscord. its joever these days.

>>185176
things will really start to ramp up when certain fucks truly gate the internet with the id bullshit and all that; even now the normies are already beginning to not like where things are going, they are still dawdling about, but when shit hits the fan even they will feel too hot; you will hear the noise, and you will see cracks from the shadows on the internet popping up, whistling tunes of freedom away from the decrepit le think-of-the-kids-guys liars.
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i think there have been several main issues in the last years that led us to this... the popularization of pads, for example, which exponentially increased the child userbase on the internet, which wasn't something entirely new even before but even when we browsed the internet as children it was usually through our family PC and we would be at least around 7 or so, while you will see literal babies using internet on their pads on the street :glare: ... Which would explain the massive content who could only be apprecaited by an extremely young audience. Another issue I feel like has been the explosion of cheap smartphones and mobile data in developing countries, filled with people who treat the internet similar to how people treated TV in the 50s; they would find anything entertaining, as long as its on their little screen. This caused an enormous trend of absolutely mind-rotting content on mainstream social media apps. Social media as a whole is another issue, I think social media can be entertaining if you find the right niche, which is what I do, but the decentralization of the internet truly is sad to see. 90% of the internet doesn't even use forums anymore, it's like everyone has no hobby anymore and will consume whatever the mainstream algorithm will feed them ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>185268
yes that was the time period. id say up to about 2019 you could still meet people you met on imageboards irl, but the peak of imageboard to real life friend/lover experiences was between 2011 and 2016 i think.

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man 7
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I AM more than a robutt! Die, Wily!

better than evangelion :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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All these eva-likes were a friggin' joke. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

the pleasure of being cummed inside
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ive never been
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>>185230
been where?
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been dover
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>>185230
i can help with that
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I'd bend over for some yaoi bishonen fantasy Prince, but I'm literally radfem levels of sick of men, so I have to date girls

Does this feel good on your dick?

Has anyone tried using an onnahole with a hoover to get a suction effect? Or even just on its own.

I am too afraid to try it myself (´¬`)
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also i dont know if this works as a low power option. opening might be too small
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>>185242
>opening might be too small
don't worry.. it's not... (ρ_;)
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>>185211
Don't they make dedicated PENIS vacuums?
Or are those just too expensive?
:unsure:
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>>185242
Well you could put it in the back of an onnahole.
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>>185211
It's loud as shit, cold and requires a well sized pipe relative to your pen0r to pull off a decent orgasm.
Worth a try if you've got some privacy and aren't trying to stick your dick down a straw.
Probably not worth the waste of a perfectly good onahole to cut one apart for it, though I have seen it done before. Not sure how much it might improve the experience.
Maybe I'll do some research when a hole of mine breaks. :unsure:
Now, grills fucking vacuum cleaners on the other hand, that's super epic :waha:

Join the clothed club :cool:
stay warm
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I'm in my underwear, does that count?
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postan with pajama pants on :hokke:
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I put on (mostly) clean clothes today!
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some people in this thread are liars...
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i just got out of the shower and i'm completely naked! i tried to do laundry but the laundry room is out of order so i have nothing to wear! i want to participate in this thread but unfortunately fate has other plans for me...

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