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I'm turning 49 in a few weeks, and can no longer get erections without Viagra, which I used to take but my doctor says not to do that anymore either because of my heart. Over the past 2 years and 9 months (I've been keeping count), I have only been able to masturbate or have sex with Viagra. I have two tablets left.

I'll have one last jerk off and then the curtains will close. Saying goodbye to 49 years of fun with my best friend.
I'm heartbroken but have seen this coming since I stopped being able to get it up. I'd like to believe that maybe if my heart gets in better shape, I can start taking it again and cum again, but that seems like just a distant dream now.

If you are young and reading this, treasure what you have.
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whats your last fap going to be to? (´人`)
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>>175998
hello, OP
i deliberately disabled my PENIS from working, and i now exclusively masturbate with a vibrator

do not give up hope, simply change tactics!
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>>176001
>i deliberately disabled my PENIS from working, and i now exclusively masturbate with a vibrator
Why?
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>>176003
a big PENIS is for making other people happy, and i dont want my PENIS to make other people happy, i want it to make me happy

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If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 20, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8/10. First person sources: three girls in my class said I was "charming"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 13-15

2. Located in Europe

3. Is cute

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe watch anime together later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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I have an imouto 👧
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>>175992
Having an imouto IRL is not all thats its chalked up to be. Maybe they let you fuck them in Japan, but not in the west

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Asked a girl out today. Got rejected.
Not the end of the world, but it still sucks.
What’s the move from here, bros?
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>girl
Now by girl, do you mean woman? That'd be your problem.
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>>175930
Oh hey necrofag, long time no see. We all thought you had hanged yourself. :biggrin:
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>>175797
do a backflip
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>>175797
hang in there~!
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>>175970
i gently open the door

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I confess that I downloaded this film primarily because it tells the story of a beautiful 9-year-old girl who gets abandoned by her mother with a random adult man, and the two go on a road trip together. :kuma6:

But beyond being an entry in my collection of pedocore films, I found a more lasting appeal in the theme it conveys. The film follows 31-year-old German magazine writer and amateur photographer, Philip, who at the start of the film is taking a road trip across America struggling against writer's block to finish a story on a deadline. In a conversation with a friend he says that he has become "estranged from himself" and is told: "Why do you take so many pictures? It is because you need proof of your own existence, proof that your experiences happened." (I've paraphrased for brevity.)

For years I've felt adrift, unsure of who I am, and lately have taken to things like sharing poetry, blogging and photography to show others that I still exist. Even this film review it would seem, is that. Here I leave a little proof that I saw this film, that it moved me. When Philip becomes burdened with looking after Alice, the two go on a long trip seeking her grandmother's house, based only on her hazy memories and a few photographs. Whether or not they find her grandmother, it would seem that Philip does eventually find in Alice a more lasting proof of his existence. We are left with the impression that their road trip has cured his writer's block. But Alice's nonverbal answer the question "What are you going to do [when you get to Munich]?" leads us to wonder if Alice has become estranged from herself.

Like the other Wim Wenders films I've seen (Paris, Texas and Perfect Days), Alice in the Cities is slow-paced and wistful while still managing to be impactful. The events of the film unfold calmly amidst masterfully shot scenery, and the film does feel a bit like a dream. But unlike a dream, it will not soon be forgotten.
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>For years I've felt adrift, unsure of who I am, and lately have taken to things like sharing poetry, blogging and photography to show others that I still exist.
That's good!
Do you know who you are/want to be now?
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OH and weirdly enough, Sibylle Baier makes a cameo appearance. The music on the ferry reminded me of her, and looking at the cast it turns out the woman in that scene was her.
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>>175952
Yes, I'm happy being a solitary NEET who makes amateurish art. I've accepted my place as an outsider and have found meaning in being an outsider. I will live quietly and die anonymously.

It's nice if the writings and art pieces I occasionally share enrich the lives of the people that come across them. But that should never be my intention, I should always do it for myself.
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Good to know there's other photographers on heyuri who pursue it for the same reason.

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A very normal bear
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hejka, masz jakies choroby psychiczne? chcesz nabyc troche chorob razem? :nyaoo2:
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cyka blyat!

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We're gonna make hentai, FOAR MEN!!!!!!
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Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh who? :sweat2:
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>>175880
dude looks like bill gates but even nerdier
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>>175880
what was in the wrong billy west or john k?

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Is there a cover of Betty The Liar with a symphonic or just different instrumental? I quite like the song, but hate the instrumental.
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Does it exist?

Pwease help Ayesha give birth by upvoting agreeing with this post.
For each agreement her cervix will dilate 1cm
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>>175950
SHOVES MY DICK IN YOUR ASS AND MAKES LOVE TO YOU
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>>175953
Meat pig, so castrated?
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>>175955
ahh… ahh… anon… n-no… n-not here… huff… hhh… stop…
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:astonish:
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>>175945
What's the speculum for? You don't actually need that if the baby is coming out .. :unsure:

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i have to take a poopy!!(;´Д`)
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QUICK USE MY MOUTH! :biggrin:
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LOOK OUT HE'S GOT POOP!
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I wish there was anime like this. There's only a handful of ero anime with scat and it all sucks. Enemas, ABDL diaper shitting, BDSM...I just want a CGDCT anime with lots of pooping and peeing.

:kuma1: :kuma2: :kuma3: :kuma5: :kuma6: :kuma7: :kuma8: :kuma9: :kuma10:
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why is there kuma6 but no others? I'm convinced there must be a secret kuma.
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:tehegg:
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:kuma1931:
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it was kuma6 in the source, similar case with :mona2:

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im dying
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>>175891
I'll paypal you 10$
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>>175898
put yourself in my shoes
would you really betray your waifu for 10 mere dollars?
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>>175900
I'd do it for a hotdog and a root beer
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>>175900
10 bucks is 10 bucks ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>175901
>>175907
masaka...
i would have never thought heyuri harbored such vile anons (;´Д`)

Imagine peeing together, calm, alone, with the smells of the forest, with a shota or tomboy little stepsibling and you are the slightly older sister, you feel the relief and safeness together and its awkwardly warm(´~`)💚

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Is this the infamous pirate known as "Sea Sam" that I've been hearing about so much lately? :kuz:
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>>175831
Were you a victim of Sea Sam?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Everyone is talking about Sea Sam !
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>>175854
I love watching Sea Sam! His dance moves are teh best :onigiri:

>>175847
:dance2:
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>>175834
thankfully he never graced me with his presence, i always sailed in safer seas

death to ameriKKKa! death to iSSntreal. Death to infidels. glory to allah. glory to the islamic republic of iran. glory to the ayatollah.
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> I'd have sex with a lot of Indians
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>>175549
tech support bewbs.. :nosebleed:
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>>175540
YES, shortly after he discovered America
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>>175549
too much paneer
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Long Live Lolislam

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whos your waifu/husbando?
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I don't believe in monogamy (´人`)
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crazy-kun


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