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We will watch Penguin Musume♥Heart (2008) and Netrun-mon THE MOVIE (2004) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


guys, i found a leaked pic of kaguya having another affair with a user's wife... :worry:
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ZOMG kaguya NTR :worry2:
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if kaguya looked like that heyuri would be 1000000x more popular and his home would have a constant stream of young males in queue to ravage his pussy
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>>169215
God…I wish..
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>>169245
What makes you think this already isn't the case?
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>>169246
have to correct kaguya 💢

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how's the new year going for heyurizens? we're only a week and a half in!(´ー`)
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>Time is going by very fast. Hours are changing like minutes. Why is it like this?
I have a couple of theories

The first is that as u age and experience the same things over and over, ur brain "switches off" and doesn't bother committing details to memory - kinda like a compression algorithm. This causes the time u just spent to seem like it skipped forward. It's only when you're experiencing something new that time seems to pass slowly (well, that and staring at a clock), since ur brain is hyperactive and recording every detail

The second is how we compare periods of time against our entire lifetime. For a 10yo, 5 years is half their life; for a 50yo, 5 years is only a tenth. The 10yo perceives 1 year the same way the 50yo perceives 5 years; the 50yo perceives 1 year the same way the 10yo perceives 0.2 years
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i was gonna eat healthier, but my craving still exist.
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>>169063
>>I wonder how many people ejaculate at the precise moment a new year arrives
Is that a challenge?
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>Are we at the future where middle aged men can pretend to be little girls in VR and cuddle each other yet
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>>169074
its very hard but know that were doing it together :smile:

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VAGINA thread (someone requested)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>169203
Is that the measurement? Or is that just a line
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>>169203
Hachikuji had a pussy????
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:furious::gross::vomit::worry::worry2::yawn:
NEW EMOJIS!!! :biggrin:
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:kuma6:
🍆:love:
:kuma6:
❕:tongue:
:kuma6::yawn:
:kuma6:
🚀 :biggrin:
:kuma6:
❕💦:gross:
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🍆:vomit:
:kuma6:
🍆:drool:
:kuma6:
🍆:dizzy:
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YAY!!!! :furious::gross::vomit::worry::worry2::yawn:
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So many yotsuba emotes to choose from, YET NOT ONE HEYURI-TAN EMOTE??? :angry::gross::vomit::furious:

That aside, these are amazing.
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>>169199
>YET NOT ONE HEYURI-TAN EMOTE??
:dance: and :dance2: are heyuri-tan ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>169200
You're correct, I was moreso referring to the OP.

Excuse my tard moment :dark:

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:vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit:
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im sick :worry2: :gross: :vomit::vomit::vomit:

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Much love from Liverpool!
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also new tripcode :tongue:
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You'll never post alone!
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>>169178
Welcum back!
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I know who you are.

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kaguya stop fucking my wife :sad:
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>>168958
NOOOOOO KAGUYA-SAMA I RESPECTED YOUUUUUUUU :cry::cry::cry:
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>>169031
Kaguya once said he don't find 3D lolis attractive. It was suspicious starting from here :glare1:
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>>169050
in his defense, he said he didn't find any 3D girl attractive, loli or not.

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>>169053
kaguy is that you
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>>168956
MANY LULZ

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kaguya why did you nuke all your uploads on vidlii?
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>>169162
>plz stop making up weird lore, I didn't make unboxing videos or (referring to another post) had a NTR doujinshi tab while posting a screencap here!
How do you think creepypastas come about? You make shit up :x3:
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the video where kaguya got a touhou figurine stuck in his foreskin and had to be airlifted to an iranian hospital to get it surgically removed is missing
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>>169167
LOL that one was gold.
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the surgery was posted on gurochan

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Chona Kilat loves to rate my PENIS during video chats. She is strict but honest in her rating. When she is not satisfied with the erection she gives the PENIS a bad rating and says I'm a stupid wanker...Please leave a comment.
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are you joking? post your PENIS again as proof.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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That's a truly perverted ojisan! :biggrin: Everybody, learn from OP.
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>>169106
Chona Kilat is satisfied with this performance...
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Yeah, she is. It's really nice when Chona Kilat is satisfied. She makes me feel good.

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They call this Kuznetsov's Metamorphosis
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:glare:
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(◎_◎)
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kyuuto
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British school uniform are pretty hawt too!
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Western girls are made of FAIL :xp:
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(;゚∀゚)

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Is that a question?
Umm.. pokemon go?

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mai present 4 u 💓
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>>168914
That's because babies come out of them .. :dizzy:
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Nowadays, not only that. They also produce stationery.
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As a VAGINA® Expert™ I can tell it's a normal healthy girlish🎀 thing called VAGINAl discharge. Girls' panties must be so stained! :blush:

And after reading >>115905 I was thinking again about my tastes...
Funny, as it's the exact opposite for me. That, as it described, will be a turnoff or just skipping without looking closely, uninterested.
But that's because I've never touched a single girl in my life. Just looking at them, lolis are aesthetically and physically too beautiful, and so are their faces and skin, and therefore simply
visually, they win hands down over 99% of usual women models.
But touching is another matter. A flat, bony girl can be unexpectedly unpleasant, maybe. I don't know.
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*must be just "women", not models. Models are often computer-enchanced to look good, you know, not mentioning the makeup
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>>169091
her teeth aren't the problem, it's the fake eyebrows, junkie eyes, gorilla nose and insane asylum hair.

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Goodnight!
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SLUMBER PARTY :dance:

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Does anyone here have discord? I'd like to know them to keep in touch just in case
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at this point i should know half of cgi is a minefield
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>>168541
It's any invalid CGI link lol, the 404 page itself is the minefield. It looks like he just accidentally typed an "s" after "archive" though, here's the real link: https://cgi.heyuri.net/archive
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>>168543
*sigh*
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epicly owned :xd:
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I've been on discord from the very beginning but I haven't met any soul yet.


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