>>170025
that would taste totally different, idiot. female and male have different taste

>>170027
Duh, that's what the tampon is for. Especially if it's a used one. If you rub a bunch of used tampons in a man's buttcrack before licking it I bet it would taste almost indistinguishable.

>>170034
Die, fucking idiot! Stupid bastard!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>170041
oh yeah, the beginners mistake(´人｀)

>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time

Hacka doll has the best op

>>169703
I somewhat do already
>>169708
I don't think about pussy. That's the point of masturbating to an otokonoko.
>>169710
I'll look into this
>>169711

>>169716
Agreed!

I used to do that. now i just feel weird and move on

>>169701
what are your opinions on marrying one, OP?

im shit at singing but it looks fun

YEA. If youre with your friends then it is pretty nice.

i never had, but i think it would be embarrassing to sing in front of people watching (;´Д`)

I've never done ot, but I totally would. Like its karaoke, you're not expected to sing good, are you? Lol

Its always sounded like a slightly nightclub asthetic version of singing along to the car radio

i barely talk so when it comes out it either comes out like a gruff croak or the gayest thing to ever leave my throat
i wish i could afford singing lessons as an adult

>>170009
but if i make a tripcode, it means i'll hafta come up with a name for myself, right?... if thats the case, then i dont want to!!!!!

>i wanna check my inbox
wait is there an inbox? wtf since when

no trip = no inbox - therefore, there's no need to check it

>>170016
yeah! it's up there in the right corner of your screen

>>170018
i'm so curious but ahhh... i guess i'll leave it..

>>170000
70K GET YAHOO

>>170000
thanks a ton dude..

>>170002
aaaaahh!

r-right... rule 8 is about... um.. basically.. it means you have to balance "8" cups on your head when addressing someone, and thats the RULE!

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>>170005
Never have I felt the urge to masturbate to ASCII... until now.

in elementary school we made something like this

JEFF-KUN!!!!!!!!!

this is relevant to my interests

>>169824
this faggot has no foreskin lol(´∇`)σ

>>169823
modern art

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>169895
wow is that yours

>>169927
Anon38 the merciless living cumbucket

>>169927
i appreciate your kindness, but Ive decided to be normal now.

>>169927
fapped to the idea of > people fap to me, we need anon38 hentai porn, i call that a win

>>169933
POAST UR FAP

>>169933
here ya go kid

>>169915
I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

>>169915
No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
This is far more acceptable
Unhinged green gremlin

I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

> HAHAHAHAHAHAA

No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> lol you make me laugh, seriously, I masturbate thinking about her.

i have now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

guy on the left has a boner

PEE GIRL! PEE GIRL! HAHAHAHA

bwahahahahahahahh (´∇`)σ

hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*

Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.

>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks!

You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol

>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!

Well I drive all day
To be there all night
Bladder's fillin' up
Two liters of Sprite

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>169877
Not usually into piss, but for Tsukasa I can make the exception

*pees on your board*

3DPeeD

is today national heyuri pee day?(;´Д`)

>>169865
maybe it's to celebrate this guy's birthday >>169857

What the hell is your obsession with your pee