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Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(´人`)
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>>190199
next time she starts rubbing your back offer to do the same for her anon then take it from there. maybe work down to her back and ask if its okay to go further itll escalate
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Everyone hate fujimori but his daughter was just elected. funny.
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>Its okay we should be seeing each other again today. Im honestly so timid though I dont know what I would do

you can dew it!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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OP you know that most women (especially older ones) only go on dates so that they can feel like the centre of attention and get a free meal, and then get a rush and confidence boost by texting you saying they dont want to see you again.
Life is like a drama for middle age single women (they are the main character).

I'm not saying this because I'm jaded, a female co-worker told me she has been on over 50 dates in the last 6 months, and slept with none of them.
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>>190200
Things like barrios altos massacre and mass arrests of university students. The mass violence wasn't an effective way to counter the communists it wasnt until they took an intelligence approach that they were foiled. So a lot of people in villages died for no reason.
>>190212
Yeah well she has had 4 tries and this vote was only determined by citizens living outside of Peru. By the vote count of actual residents, Fujimori wouldve lost again. She won by only 40,000 votes, while over a million were cast overseas, overwhelmingly in her favor
>>190201
Yeah I was rubbing her head and back and shit today its just kinda shitty because we are always in public
>>190240
Might be true but even still having a personal guide every afternoon and just having to pay like 13 dollars for a meal isn't bad. Especially because when im with her I don't even have to try to speak spanish

my dead skin
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>>190231
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>cheez.png
LOL
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>>190211
i peel it off my feet for fun
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>>190239
try eating it
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>>190241
i used to eat it but its EXTREMELY chewy and it tastes like salt and iron
good bubble gum substitute it just cant make bubbles

>A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, absolutely fabulous prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. MOE!
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Things mankind was not meant to know.

At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;´Д`)
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Thin girls are great for artistic beauty purposes, but when it comes to actual sex I love hambeasts.

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>>189946
>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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>>190171
Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. ( ´¬` )
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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lep pozdrav

has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?
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>>190148
oh wow looks like we have a detective genius here
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>>190151
heh. you got that right, faggot ( ̄ー ̄)
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>>190140
In high school
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I'm sure it happened at some point but can't recall it right now
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they called me jesus then they called me faggot

let us play twinkle star sprites together
its on sale for a dollar
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Now thats a real videogame
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>>190134
its coop
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>>190133
You can also play it on Fightcade. I'm down any time.
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>>190173
thatll work
do you have a contact?

Someone here mentioned this manga a few months ago. I recently read it and wanted to thank that user for his recommendation 🙇‍♂️

I really enjoyed it
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(posted here instead of /a/ to hopefully catch that users eye)

(; ´ ¬ `)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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slob butt ( ´ω`)

TOUCH MY JOYSTICK, BITCH. :biggrin:
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I would like to spam her buttans

:emo:
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LINK'S SHOTA BALLS!
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post shota link
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why is zelda talking about himself in 3rd person?

woah calm down edgelord
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"dood what if we ate poop and fucked a monkey"

its 2026, college students do this every week
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I wish he was a girl:drool:
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a true scholar

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