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in a world where otakus are looked down upon, have you ever been with a female one?
someone that adores moe, lolis and japan?
i want to hear the experiences of heyurizens that have experienced such a thing
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i met one in a game and befriended her on discord but she turned out to be crazy, all i did was type "..." under an edgy joke she made and she kept pestering me asking me what i meant by that, i just blocked her in the end
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>>153311
>on discord
>she turned out to be crazy
whaaaaat :rolleyes:
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>>153314
i wasn't born intelligent ok? :purin:
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>>153311
you're retarded honestly, i would just explain what i meant if i was you
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>>153331
i did, she didnt believe me

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Tsukasa enters the ring!
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VERSUS DEER-SAN!
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Ended as expected :xp:
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mi casa tsukasa

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:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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What a lazy asshole. :angry:
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He's just like me, only I don't have anyone to clean my enclosure so I just roll around in filth.

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mmmmgpppphfff mmmmfhhhh hey guys look ay this grilled cheese i made mmmffff its soooogood
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You better share with the whole class. 😉
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ZOMG DELICIOUS

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Once in ancient times a long bearded, white-hairded sage covered in wrinkles descended from his pure home country of Moon to the Earth. The sage disguised himself as a hungry beggar and began asking earthlings for food to test purity of their hearts.

Firstly the disguised sage turned to a monkey and asked it to be spared from starvation and death, to be fed food per custom. Monkey swiftly climbed tree and gathered fruit for him and presented them before him. He accepted and ate.

Secondly the disguised sage turned to a fox, the fox brought him a freshly catched fish from a stream. He accepted and ate.

Thirdly the disguised sage turned to a rabbit, the rabbit only could bring him grass for his meal, the rabbit laid the grass at his feet uncertain.

Rabbit ashamed of itself; looking at the useless grass thought deeply and decided... He got the beggar to build a bonfire promising to prepare food for him. Once flames were tall - the rabbit proclaimed "Men don't eat grass. Men eat meat". The rabbit let go of the grass from its mouth, and threw itself into the flames.

Beggar pulled the rabbit from fire. For its pure action of selflessness the beggar revealed his true nature as an immortal; a sage. He took the rabbit by its ears and rapidly dashed with him back to the realm of Moon where land is pure to match the virtuous rabbit.

The rabbit lives on, on the surface of the Moon, centuries and millennias later. Processing mochi full of medicine, of lunar herbs of immortality.

I like this story a lot.
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thats a good story, now im ready for bed. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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moral of teh sotry: if a beggar annoys you, kill yourself ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Fourthly the disguised sage turned to a human, the human said "fuck off, bum!!! :angry:"

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why do normalfags care so much about this case? Nothing's going to happen.
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>>153239
>"Normalfags"? I think you mean "normies"?
how the fuck did you get here, normalfag?
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>>153263
can you describe willem dafoes PENIS more?
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Was it epstein's PENIS that's allegedly shaped like an egg or weinstein's? More importantly, have any photos of epstein's PENIS been revealed yet? Has epstein's PENIS been cryogenically preserved as evidence or has it been allowed to rot to destroy the evidence?
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>Has epstein's PENIS been cryogenically preserved as evidence or has it been allowed to rot to destroy the evidence?
yummy rotten egg. they destroyed the evidence via consumption (・∀・)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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how come you've got two? cool though :biggrin:
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Most useless pliers ever! It would be a waste to open teh package - as then it's no longer cute! hmmpfh!
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>>153243
She was the mascot for that aluminium heat sink thing that was meant to stop old laptops burning stuff, right?
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>>153245
one for each of my nipples
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The ideal tool for destroying ojisan testicles. 😏

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Hello dear Heyurizens
I feel like working on a OC project for Heyuri and given that I've coded a basic VN framework, I feel like making one
The fun part is... I will be basing the scenario on the ideas on this thread
You can provide BGs/CGs/Character designs/music as well
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>>153102
i definitely need help with writing... how should I contact you?
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If you’re interested in AI generated artwork for backgrounds, or even characters, I have a local setup that can furnish a variety of styles (none of that generic ChatGPT garbage), and I’m also good at image editing.

But poo is off limits for me too, sorry.
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On second thought, I don't think AI for characters is a good idea for various reasons. Mainly because they won't have a distinct personality, and will end up looking generic.
But for backgrounds yea
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>>153143
otaku66y@xmpp.jp is my xmpp
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>>152693
I like this idea.

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i finded a pic prolly wat she look liek an put it up in hear
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>>153172
She is a Vocaloid, a sofuto to maek songs
As for roodoroora, it's just associated with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt_sITlrVsQ
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>>153174

Ohh... It's Rin Kagamine. I'm a little bit familiar, but I didn't recognise her tbh.
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>>153174

Oh and thanks for teh follow-up pic, I nevar seed taht one b4
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>>153172
>I'm not a weeaboo
Why are yuo on Heyuri then? :unsure:
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>>153211

sum of mi frens are :3

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I am in line for Comiket :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>153164
probably originals. I will give the name of the artist when I arrive at my hotel. I am sitting in the train right now and there are ants crawling on my stuff from when I was sitting outside for an hour, waiting for the trains to clear up. I feel like Tomoko in that one episode of Watamote
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I think I got bitten in my armpit :emo:
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:iyahoo:
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>>153133
Nhentai? That's a weird way to spell Exhentai.

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While out on a nightwalk, I checked out one of those free little libraries. There were some CDs in it. I saw a Kenny G album and was like "fuck yeah some sex music" and took it. But now I open it up to find that it's a mystery disc! :astonish:

I don't know what's on it yet. We're gonna find out together /b/! It could be nothing, it could be neat. I dunno!
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and the scary demon loli crawled out of the disk drive and shoved her massive futa dong down wizard's throat, relentlessly fucking his windpipe until wizard died from a lack of oxygen....
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Oh shit I'm sorry. When I tried to post teh thread, it gave me an error. I didn't realize I made a thread. :sweat2: Nothing was on the disc, just some music. All mainstream but weirdly eclectic, from NIN to Katy Perry.
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In reality, on the disc are clues to the location of the lost grail. OP is on an indianna jones adventure to find it, but a shadowy group who stumbled upon this thread and knew of the discs secrets are tailing him, and he is currently trying to throw them astray and make them think he didn't decipher the hidden message by playing Katy Perry Dark horse backwards
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>When I tried to post teh thread, it gave me an error. I didn't realize I made a thread.
oops...
>Nothing was on the disc, just some music.
i was expecting it to just be completely empty :sweat2:
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the disc was malware and destroyed his computer. or yeah he died from fapping to cp that was already in the disc drive

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Why is everything marked for deletion...?
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>>153175
:sage::sage::sage::sage::sage::angry::angry::angry::angry: what is your problem
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as for all teh older posts they're just marked that way, /b/ hasn't had an actual cutoff for ages, just can't bump them :smile:
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>>153177
The council will decide your fate+I lost even my will to ask why it is all getting deleted instead of archived and unbumped+you probably identify as ugly bastards+people like you on nerdy communities are like crackheads on abandoned buildings+Wotan will punish you

:closed-eyes2::glare1:

(゚血゚ゞ)
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already told you faggot but they're just marked that way, as stale (old), and there is no actual cutoff for /b/ :biggrin:
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>>153180
The fact you decided to browse just to post this disqualifies you as human, and condemns you to ostracism, and them the faggot is op? Roll over TKfags

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When I move out of my parents house, I am considering buying 500 burgasse takeout boxes, so that I can use these to eat from rather than porcelain plates. This way I do not have to do the washing up since I can just throw them away. 500 boxes costs £77.85 on ebay, if I use 1 a day, with an upper estimate of 35 a month, this will cost me just £5.45 a month (like 7.5 us dollars or 6.5 euros).

All considered, 5.45 a month seems liek a good deal for not having to do washing up. I would then order another 500 14 months later.

If you are finna say it is bad for da environment, I will inform you that burgasse is amde from crushed sugar cane pulp, most sugar cane pulp is thrown away anyway since the need for sugar is higher than the pulp so this is environmentally neutral.

Thoughts?
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>>153079
Unless you wash just one or two dishes at a time the dirty dishes will pile up for days while waiting to be washed and stink up the kitchen and attract lots of bugs, and you'll have to inhale that stench while loading them into the dishwasher. OP's plan is much less work and he can just throw the dishes out the window immediately after using them since they're biodegradable so all the bugs and rotting food odors stay outside.
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Teh downside with takeout boxes are teh amount of trash that will pile up fast, and those will stink too! :dizzy:
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I normally use sugarcane plates for the same reason as OP: I despise doing the dishes. They're surprisingly resistant to leaking (though not completely like plastic).

I used to also cook soaked dried rice in paper cups with a microwave. As well as using paper towels on these plates to bake sausages and fish cutlets (don't go above 180C)

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OP, I suggest you use the base and the lid as two separate plates, and tear the boxes at the hinges. That way you save even more and you can stack the used boxes more easily to save space.

Also consider aluminum foil trays if you want to make something soupy.
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>>153082
also if you want fry something on a skillet, try lining it with baking paper! Them you can just throw away the baking paper without needing to clean the pan.
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>>153079
Yes my parents have one of those machines, but I'm not made of money

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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rollerblading is haram because it looks gay
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>>153116
moselam a lake um
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im bord, show me the cool book that has it all
or tululoo.com
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To be a good artist you need to put Vegeta inside of you, deep up inside your butthole. Vegeta will show you pleasures you never knew existed. Pleasures that no book could possibly explain to you with words.
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>>152999
well you got a job by just being cute. not even a nephew.
why do i have to take your advice.
heres a girl. more fitting for pedophile like you
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>>153043
I've never had a job, my whole family is on welfare lol also why do you have a little girl anime figurine if not to glaze it with hot semen?
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>>153049
its what the gacha give but i guess you are stuck with your one liner brain ofa coding ctrl c and v dumbass comments you thought so intelligent or even lengthy
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wellwell


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