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We will watch Mahoutsukai Tai! (1996) and Idol Bouei-tai Hummingbird (1995) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

Bunkasai 2025 reminder - happening on 2025/11/02 (Sun)!
Check the details at: [Thread]


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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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SMASHING PUMPKINS!!! :angry:
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pumpkin abuse...

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for halloween I'll dress up as necrofag! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Necro deez nutz. :cool:
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if ur a girl them pls film it and share here :blush:

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Has anyone palyed Kamidori alchemy meister? I am tryin to install it but I get un error
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what is the error?

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Oh ma gawd! :sweat::drool:
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*grabs one from the middle*
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Never 5 get
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TEH DISCOUNT IS AN INSIDE JOB!!1!!1!11!!
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$3.33
2 towers
$3.33 x 2 = $6.66
666 number of the beast synagogue of satan
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:longcat: :tacgnol: 🔫✈
:emo:nevah forgetti:emo:

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Monero in 2025 by a NEWB for NEWBZ!

Using Retoswap (Also known as Haveno) - you do not need anything else.
It might look like a lot, but it feels natural once you install it and check it out.
If you do not care enough to use it - just read the bold text for a general idea and what to watch out for.

Retoswap/Haveno is a fork of Bisq. If you are familiar with Bisq - you also know how Retoswap will work.

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>>158058
>Is there a way other than giving the 25 world seed to give someone full access to the wallet?
As far as I know that's the only way. If you do plan on sharing those seeds out to newbies, I would also suggest you advise them to create a brand new wallet and have them transfer the funds there. That is unless you want to rug them later if they start adding funds to the wallet :smile:
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>>158131
I picked I would print it as business cards 90x50mm because it is easier
I decided I would put a QR code for checking balance in a visible place, and hide QR encoded 25 word seed inside, I would generate it with python offline

The QR seed would need to be protected by a sticker that is glued so hard you would need to damage the note in order to get it so that no used notes get passed, and I would put some dark paper so that people dont trick it with a laser
I will pick some cool holo stickers to hide it beneath, the point is that any used notes must look like they were tampered with

Next is designing but that would not take much time and I can start getting them into circulation :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>158144
And obviously I would put many QR codes on the reverse with links, like what is Monero, how to use Monero, how to store it, and obviously to put it on a wallet only they control and whatever else could be useful including how to use the TOR browser and select links for search engines or TOR socials like dread
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Now that I had some Monero I could deposit I got a little more! :biggrin:
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>>158192
Should I go shopping with that Monero? :nyaoo2:

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(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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(´人`)

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HARD presents, Heyuri-style backlinks on 2chan!

Add to your userscripts and try out: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4887.js
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reminds me to browse futaba more ヽ(´ー`)ノ

and nice script! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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What do I do with this newfangled space age technology?! :dizzy:
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small oversight fix, ver1.1 kita!
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4889.js
(has the 返信(n): part fixed for multiple replies)

>>158177
thx!

>>158182
conquer the internet in Heyuri's name

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Haha what a bunch of fags. :biggrin:

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Introducing chiyo stapler!!!1!11!!

now you can staple shit while looking at chiyo's crying face! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

buy now for $0.00 at your nearest heyuri
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she's sad because she knows the secret of how neko koneko stay attached
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>>158167
By TEH BUTTHOLE. :biggrin:

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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OOG! THIS POST IS MAKING MY BOWELS MOVE ON THEIR OWN :blush:
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Everyone knows when a girl farts, it's a mating call for anal sex :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>158139
I wish it was this exciting when I took a shit. :cry:
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he would probably kill himself if he knew other people would read this.

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wait, is 40% of my dick length hidden inside my body?UNFAIR!N
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if you're fat it's a lot more than 40%
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you have 40% of PENIS inside you? what a faggot. (´∇`)σ
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All you gotta do is pull it out! ヽ(´∇`)ノ 8===============D
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I don't feel comfortable now knowing there is a PENIS inside my body (;´Д`)
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36,500 americans in the Korean war so that k-pop could exist. Rember that everytime you are enjoying your precious BTS
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>>157878
I liek having born in an era of peace... Back then, on top of having ur clothes soiled by the blood gushing out from Chinese abdomens after you charge at them with bayonets, you were getting kissed by your commanders for the "reward" :dark:
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>>157843
Aww, they shouldn't have. No, really. They shouldn't have. :sweat3:
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good. death to ameriKKKKa
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Maybe if we nuked Best Korea they would have made loli manga too. Truman fucked us over.
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can we nuke another country for more anime?

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>>158135
Average Heyuri user
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living teh life :cool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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even lolis are stronger than u.
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I know how to defeat her!
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EAR ATTACK :astonish:

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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE :angry: I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE :cry:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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eeeeeeeww
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yum
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the forbidden bread
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You know what's worse than finding a rat in your sandwich? Finding half of a rat in your sandwich!
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>>158124
lol kita you so funny.


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