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We will play Unreal Tournament 2004 this Saturday at 17:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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im done playing around
i need heyuri to state it's intentions with Iruyeh
the first reply will decide what kind of relationship you all want to have with Iruyeh for the rest of eternity, in other words the first reply will speak for all of you
I hope it will be something wholesome because you have to remember: Iruyeh will not accept anything not wholesome (´~`)

*drawing of Iruyeh looking at the horizon while lost in thought*
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>>178225
this is not taking a stance or declaring a type of relationship so i guess the third reply will have to decide
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Iruyeh-tan = comic relief rival to Heyuri-tan whose dastardly plans always fail

Iruyeh-tan != some crying emo girl fag
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>>178232
Oh, so she has some relation to this green-haired clover creature? :nyaoo2:

I assumed she was from some anime I'd never heard of
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>>178232
so are you telling me that all iruyeh-tan is to heyuri is a laughing stock? someone you can point and laugh at?
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>>178224
iruyeh is an attention seeker :nyaoo:

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how easy was it to do crime back in the middle ages? surely there were guards walking around and guard dogs and so on, but someone dressed in black and climbing windows/picking locks at night would have had a pretty easy time looting random houses or assassinating people wouldn't they?
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>>178200
brutal!
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>someone dressed in black and climbing windows/picking locks at night would have had a pretty easy time looting random houses or assassinating people wouldn't they?
You can still do that in the modern age, just go to some remote rural shithole (preferably in a country where most people don't have gunz)
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>>178210
in this day and age even they may have house alarms or something like that
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All hail Britannia 🇬🇧 :biggrin:
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The term "out law" comes from when criminals were banished from medieval towns, essentially living outside the jurisdiction of that area.

Bandits would also live outside the kingdom as that was also not easily controllable and what happened outside was not easily punishable as it would be if you did a crime inside a kingdom.

So, being a bandit was quite easy, you just lived in the woods and attacked travelers, and you were outside the law, so it was up to the traveler to defend himself, wasnt the king's job.
A large job for knights was escorting travelers safely because of this.

Today I woke up feeling morbidly depressed as I always do and my doctor prescribed me a daily dosage of stroking my ego by flexing my useless knowledge of geography to other fat old men like me on the internet. :emo:

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007?gamemode=type
Admire these results knowing they came from a retarded American with no education. Kneel and polish my neanderthal cock. :cool:

Oh, and post your results so I can laugh at you or suck your huge dick if you prove yourself worthy I'm salivating at the thought of such thick veiny genius PENIS oh good heavens
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>>178072
Did you do that with writing or pin? Quite impressive if you did it by writing.
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>>178076
I did it by pin
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>>178072
>Lithuania
>Hungary
Anon... :sweat3:
Also, how did you get anything in Ireland correct? I had to do this one multiple times until I had it all down.
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>>178180
Man typing is difficult! :dizzy:
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>>178187
Forgot the image

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:astonish:
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that a HEY without teh yuri! :nyaoo2:
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>>178181
Wow she looks gross! :biggrin:

Usagi!
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I'm not soggy! :angry:
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eh~ a fried bran is like fried chicken, fukking awzum! Also, if u really want to be safe, buy a lsd drug test kit:

https://testkitplus.com/product/lsd-test-kit

<3
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>>178114
darling i know! and imo just erlich or hofmann is not safe either and if you get kits get a whole pack

i didnt die from serotonin syndrome! or maybe it was just the lunatic amount that fried me? i dont think it was more than 6000 but... i bought 10000 in total so idk :nyaoo2: everyone has normal trips just not me
nobody i interviewed or read reported reverbs and resonances, or instruments splitting and playing independently in 4d space, with sounds making waves of temperature - i could sense the sound as a wave and i would feel warmth accordingly to the wave pattern, i could hear such detail i heard mistakes in editing songs like there was a background instrument really quiet but i heard it and its duplicate and its duplicates bass and the guy killed the duplicates bass before it naturally went to 0 volume :x3:, liquid metal sounds as if something between mercury being poured into tubes and hearing static electricity equalizing, or i could hear foreign languages as native and that is what reinforced my ability to guess onyomi readings intuitively in japanese which serves me immensely to this day :x3:, or complete time warping in hearing that i could hear the present and the past at the same time among so many hearing alterations, or people dont even report really their senses getting sharp while mine were deity level accurate, i had smell as sharp as a dog i could smell something and tell every scent in the mix in realistic percentages and follow its trail with eyes closed and i would find it almost alway it was insane, or my sense of touch was and temperature and weighing things were so sharp nothing could fool them, i blew air 2 meters in front of me and in like 5-8 seconds i could feel the whirls of air and temperature exactly reaching my palm in divine detail, but my short-term memory would be wiped every 2 seconds no exceptions... :tongue:
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i got longpost sage'd orz
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>>178119
>>178084

wait if you had tabs to begin with then why did you dissolve it in liquid instead of just taking them? :unsure:

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I don't expecto nigranum :nigra:
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IDGAF about harry potter, but the memes are hilarious.
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MAGIC NIGRA :nigra::nigra::nigra:
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Ayo

*smacks lips*

You hear bout da...

*looks over shoulder*

*rubs hands*

deff eaters?
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they don't call it black magic for nuffin', yo :nigra:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>178105
Looks like bad AI inpainting. :biggrin:
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:nosebleed:
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>>178093
The new Key VN’s lookin’ good!
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ADORABLE!
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>>178106
shes so me

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>178107
Look at the liquid when the cat drinks it :biggrin:
^Pats self on back for being so clever
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>>178129
that cat was gulping that beer so fast are you sure?
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I HABEEB IT
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Thats me
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>Thats me
oh? teh guy in teh background eating earwax? Damn.

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Wanwanwanwanwanwanwanwanwan :furious:
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fukken dog :angry:
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wanwan~

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sighhh…I’m so depressed and sad…if only there was something to cheer me up..
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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d-dont be sad, i am here for you, master!!!~~~ <333333

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Who's that pokémon?
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MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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cute
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>>178152
kawaii piggie

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You guys wanna do a gaming night later this week?
Since most people don't have Steam(?), I was thinking we could play this:
https://www.bombermanboard.com/viewtopic.php?t=1925

Bomberman is pretty simple so it should be a good choice, yeah? I'm open to other suggestions too.
Friday would be the optimal time for me, but we could move the deadline to another day. Let democracy reign in the replies. :happy:

Just FYI I posted this before on Ayashii but then kaguya RUDELY wiped the logs so only one person saw it. :angry:
If this thread gets deleted, then the mods are trying to silence me, stay alert. :ph34r:
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Is there someone willing to create a new thread for obtaining ut2004?

I would link it in global message through the week, so more people can be prepared beforehand.
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bump~!

don't leave poor kaguya hanging, he will be all sad and emo, he might even decide to delete heyuri if we dont make him happiii!!
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>>178115
haha make me :lolico:
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I was about to lose mai hope, thx for creating :sweat2:

It's announced on steam too

(・∀・)ノ https://steamcommunity.com/groups/heyuridotnet/announcements/detail/521994198580199766
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who needs hope when you have fate.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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sorry for getting your thread sticky, heyuri-tan.. i got excited (´π`)
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>>178089
i should have added sound to teh OC mag! :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>178058
me, of course!!

Let's do a collaborative story writing thread! Read the previous replies, and continue the story!!!

I'll start:


"Piss off, dumbass."

With a hit of the Enter key, crazy-kun delivered yet another incomprenhensible reply in his desperation to gain "a 6 digit web traffic, easily and simply." Truly only the wisest of sages can comprehend why, out of all the websites accessible in 2025, he decides to spam threads on imageboards. I would like to see him on kiwifarms, if only to see what would happen =D.

"Crazy-kun, your lunch is getting cold!" cried a voice outside his defiled cistern of a room.

"Bring the food here. Or are you, just, too stupid to do thinking or maybe lazy." crazy-kun regurgitated in a manner not unlike a mating goat. Maybe this time that bitch will actually listen.

He turned to the thread opened on his laptop, the third one he made today, in fact. This one has not been auto-saged or deleted like the rest yet. Maybe this next reply will finally give a guide on "writing game code only using numbers and arithmetic functions +-/()*, easily, without fail."

A new reply?

"I've been working on a gaming project over the past year, and I think it's going well. I can show you the process and screenshots over PMs on my site if you'd like. Here."

Followed by a URL to a site he didn't recognize.

Could this be it? Has spamming imageboards and putting up with retarded users over the past 2 years finally paid off? Mousing over the hyperlink, crazy-kun clicked, opening a new browser window.

What he saw was not at all what he expected.
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https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=sSHe-2l3LWE
After waiting a minute for the first 10 secs of the video to load in 240p, he was shocked to see it was his dad! Tears quickly started flowing from his asymmetric eyes, rinsing a little of the dirt and crushed bug parts off his cheeks, in awe of the beautiful animation in front of him. He's always aspired to be able to draw and animate cartoons as well as his dad, so that someday maybe he can be a famous indonesian TV star too. He rewatches segments of the video over and over while waiting for the next few secs of the video to load, carefully studying each movement of the cartoon animals and writing it all down as a seemingly endless mathematical pseudo-code that only he understands, filling dozens of pages of any kind of paper or cardboard he can find.

He also loves how skillfully his father performs and how perfect his costume and makeup are that he occasionally can't hold his emotions in any longer and pauses the video to clap and cheer at his computer monitor for several minutes at a time. He takes great care to wipe the dirt, mud, food stains and other debris off his monitor every single day so he can examine animation with the utmost precision to make sure his math is accurate.

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i think boys should have to greet each other like this
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Rape is like saying hello
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>>177934
i reckon this will do ( ´ω`)
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>>177960
homos owe me attractive aesthetics


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