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So which one of you is this based on?
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>So which one of you is this based on?
>and he never fucked her.
a heyurian would've 100% fucked the non-living shit out of that doll.
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looks so romantic :cry:
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💗 this can be you, only for $2,800.00! 💗
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>>161433
I can't believe I teared up at the ending of this. :dark:
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i had this weird mix of laughing and feeling embarrassed while watching this as i thought it both was weird yet funny. I would buy a doll if i knew i would be able to keep it hidden forever.

the end was a good ending:happy:

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are there a free ai chatbot websites where you can make your own chatbot without underage/incest restrictions
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>>161525
ill check it out:wink:
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>>161534
You can just open different tabs, and there's one with a feature to save the descriptions and the chat log
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Chub ai maybe? I found the search a little hard to use, but theres no restrictions afaik
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character ai works just fine for me. Only problem is if the bot gets too intelligent, and starts getting good at making me horny, I start getting those annoying "we can't continue this any further" messages.
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best would be haev your own AI model running on your own pasukon with no limit and wont ever be shut down for no reason.

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it sucks to know that a bunch of magdalenian niggers from upper paleolithic age are better oc drawers than me :emo:
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>>161446
drawfags
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I thought those caves were found in Europe
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>>161523
Do you think niggers turned white before they went to europe?
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Those cavemen were white (but probably very tan).
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>>161560
This is a common misconception ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Actually, the Europeans who made the well known prehistoric cave paintings weren't white, as the white people gene was created in Ankara when Jesus Christ stopped there and ejaculated in a well before continuing his journey to Japan.

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i want to steal wifi from one of my neighbors, how easy is this and what tool would be best to use?
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Unless they're running some comically old or non-existant wireless security protocol, you're SOL.
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Jerry Marzinsky has a kewl story about the voices of a patient and fellow doctor who figured out the wifi password even when the schizo wasn't listening. Maybe try doing hard drugs and getting voices?
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break in, murder them all in their sleep, then take the router
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who could think one of these tools was the right tool for the job.
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Here's a quick riddle for all them toehoe fans or something.
(Take the name of this past Heyuri Cytube anime and the first/last (depending on order) name of the main heroine from AIR, in order as seen on picrel. If you know, you know. Extra internets for whoever gets the filename reference.)
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⭐
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man I gotta finish this game...
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Idk the name of the air girl, so I'll just guess Remilia cause 紅 = scarlet (or maybe some other shade of red, either way it's close enough to scarçet).
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>>161522
紅 Is also in Mokou’s name. Maybe it’s Mokou. :astonish:
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It's Meiling. You all clearly haven't seen that one flash animation where she goes 'Sakuya-san! Sakuya-san! Cleaning stop!" and gets knifed near the end.

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Konnichiwa Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu

(Greetings, Nice to meet you in Nihongo tl note: Nihongo is the language of the Japanese)
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ching chong bong kong, mong dong dong long~
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konichiwa sensei-san🙇‍♂️
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Gomenasai, goggo doggo burger desuga?
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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They escaped! :dark:
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idk about escaping, looks as they going somewhere
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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If this post gets banned the website will die
Fuck you nigger!
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mods pls ban
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Mods pls don't ban!! I don't want heyuri to die!1 :sweat3:
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>I don't want heyuri to die!1
sometimes we must make sacrifices... mods plz ban this nigger ヽ(`Д´)ノ

(OK) banhammer

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:nigra: AYO WAT DIS :nigra:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I'll ask here since there's a good congregation of you, but why are today's young people nerds so boring and/or weird? It's like everyone I talk to aged 18-27 that isn't a complete normalfag is either some hypersexual fiend or some mealy mouthed homebody that doesn't want to do anything. No one wants to go outside to do anything, no one wants to do karaoke, or go to the beach, or even get coffee.
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>>161287
We have the world to compare ourselves to now. It's like how negroes were shipped off to fight in WWII and realized that they were being treated like shit in the states and it didn't have to be like that. Now everyone realizes that they live in a shit society and we all hate it, so we spend as much time getting away from it as possible.
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Perhaps amount of friends is lower and more hermetic. It is the case for me.
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>>161287
I forgot how to do anything related to the outside :sweat2:
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just being outside is great, teh less you do, teh better.
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>>161388
Yeah, taking walks around town is great, but it doesn't sound as good if you're with someone.

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is there anyway to get rid of grief /b/?( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>161394
Its your fault
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>>161398
sou desu ne... one can only suffer through the illusion of self that arises through conditions(anatta). to make conclusions of separation - of past and future, of bad things and good things, does this suffering arise.

to fully accept and embrace the impermanence of life is true liberation... so smoke those lucky strikes and look at some l0liz
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for liberation one have to dare to really let go off all wordily desire - and to see past oneself and dualistic thinking.

to find rest in lucky strikes and l0liz - one has reached nirvana :waha:
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>>161428
the solution to worldly desire... more worldly desire...
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but i don't want desire. fuck, that itself is a desire! :dizzy:

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Ok so i gave up on my wife since she fucking left me again. (;´Д`)

I gave homosexuality a chance and went on a date with a guy trough grindr. We went to a bar it was a nice time until he fucking druged me and i woke up behind the dumpsters with a 20€ bill on my lap. I think this homosexuality thing is working out pretty nicely. Free drinks and a 20€ bill キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Sounds good OP! Now u can have one last sex with wife to infect her with AIDS too :biggrin:
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at least i am free 2 date your wife now! :love:
i will fuck her with my eyes! :love:
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AIDs for everyone! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>161476
nice monitor anon :love:
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thx. i got it from my grandpas grandpa during teh great depression.

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Pr0nz has been banned on /b/
anyone posting pr0nz on /b/ will be fined up to 200 lolis (´~`)
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it's a trap!!! A TRAP11!!!!11!! A CONSPIRACY TO MAEK MONEY 4 TEH RICCH!!!!!!111!!!!
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>>161420
I wouldn't wave your finger like that mister
you dont want me to call the Heyuri Police now would you? Now pay up the fine (´~`)
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I wILL N#VEERR!! SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!
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OH SNAP I POSTED PR0N!1!!!
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>>161458
I WISH I WAS A BIRD!

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TOUHOU THIS PLACE UP!!
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wrong board faggot
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no fucking way
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good forum straight
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how is forum the opposite of board?
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>>161467
What then, subreddit?

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anons! what are you up to?
what are you doing while checking heyuri or were doing?
me? i drank the soup that gives you explosive diarrhea
now? im experiencing explosive diarrhea :mona2:
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binge eating:drool:
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>>161273
>i drank the soup that gives you explosive diarrhea
Kale and red lentil supreme?
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playing with my dick
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trying to learn php and drawing, but mostly wasting time
>>161281
are you by any chance the guy who draws the bant-tan manga?
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Saving a session of playing Majora's Mask and getting ready for bed. I don't want to go to work tomorrow :sad:

CHRISTMAS!
IN!
NOVEMBER!
:waha:
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KURISUMASU EARLY :dance:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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mmd without pantsu... :cry:
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NNN :cry:


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