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We will watch Mahoutsukai Tai! (1996) and Idol Bouei-tai Hummingbird (1995) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
Bunkasai 2025 reminder - happening on 2025/11/02 (Sun)!
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No.158165 [Reply]
Introducing chiyo stapler!!!1!11!!

now you can staple shit while looking at chiyo's crying face! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

buy now for $0.00 at your nearest heyuri
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No.158167
she's sad because she knows the secret of how neko koneko stay attached
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No.158169
>>158167
By TEH BUTTHOLE. :biggrin:
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No.158138 [Reply]
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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OOG! THIS POST IS MAKING MY BOWELS MOVE ON THEIR OWN :blush:
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Everyone knows when a girl farts, it's a mating call for anal sex :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.158148
>>158139
I wish it was this exciting when I took a shit. :cry:
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No.158168
he would probably kill himself if he knew other people would read this.
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No.158151 [Reply]
wait, is 40% of my dick length hidden inside my body?UNFAIR!N
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No.158155
if you're fat it's a lot more than 40%
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No.158157
you have 40% of PENIS inside you? what a faggot. (´∇`)σ
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No.158163
All you gotta do is pull it out! ヽ(´∇`)ノ 8===============D
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No.158164
I don't feel comfortable now knowing there is a PENIS inside my body (;´Д`)
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No.158166
>>158164
liar
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No.157843 [Reply]
36,500 americans in the Korean war so that k-pop could exist. Rember that everytime you are enjoying your precious BTS
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>>157878
I liek having born in an era of peace... Back then, on top of having ur clothes soiled by the blood gushing out from Chinese abdomens after you charge at them with bayonets, you were getting kissed by your commanders for the "reward" :dark:
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No.157902
>>157843
Aww, they shouldn't have. No, really. They shouldn't have. :sweat3:
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No.157984
good. death to ameriKKKKa
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No.158132
Maybe if we nuked Best Korea they would have made loli manga too. Truman fucked us over.
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can we nuke another country for more anime?
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No.158135 [Reply]
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No.158142
>>158135
Average Heyuri user
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No.158143
living teh life :cool:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.158108 [Reply]
even lolis are stronger than u.
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I know how to defeat her!
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No.158128
EAR ATTACK :astonish:
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No.158062 [Reply]
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE :angry: I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE :cry:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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No.158064
eeeeeeeww
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No.158066
yum
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No.158070
the forbidden bread
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You know what's worse than finding a rat in your sandwich? Finding half of a rat in your sandwich!
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No.158127
>>158124
lol kita you so funny.
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No.158114 [Reply]
mewwy kissmast or... something.
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says u and what gang? my gang is all gear'd up for war.
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No.158121
merry kristmasu (・∀・)
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No.158122
happy easter
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No.158125
>>158118
Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.158126
happy heyuri day!! (＾Д^)
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No.158006 [Reply]
tomorrow i will reveal teh most epic thing ever.
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oh. okey.
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No.158089
I cancelled my funeral to be here!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>i just wanted to say hi
and I just wanted to post rorimanko so we are even :biggrin:
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No.158110
>>158076
Well, I didn't expect much from such a BAKA as pez!
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WAS?! Ich verstehe nicht, was du meinst, bin ich dumm?!?
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No.158053 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.158054
I'm disturbed by how many of these seem to be taking place in the middle of the day.

... oh, it's Russian. Nevermind. :biggrin:
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>>158054
all eastern europe i know
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No.158067 [Reply]
My wife left me ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.158068
again!?
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No.158069
(´～`) gonna be a pain to find her. i'll put up missing posters
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>>158068
again ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>158068
Btw this is the replacement for my wife. Please be nice ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I miss her =/
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No.157929 [Reply]
In the thread where I played pokemon red someone brought up the idea of making a pokemon game. This thread is simply to discuss that idea. Personally I think all double battles is a good idea.
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>>157998
I don't know if this is a good or a bad idea. You know pokemon Colosseum for the gamecube. It had a really good idea in limiting the number of pokemon you could realistically get. Why not do something like that. Instead of wild encounters we encounter pokemon via various events.

I.e you encounter a snorlax sleeping on the road. If you give it an awakening it just moves out of the way but if you give it a chesto berry or lum berry it joins your team. I get that's obtuse but it was just an example. Getting the really good pokemon would require harder tasks to get them.
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No.158030
>>158004
I think it'd be an okay idea. It sets up some nice opportunities for writing. now uh, what about art and stuff (;ﾟ∀ﾟ) do we just make it a shitpost story? what should we do...
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No.158050
>>158030
I mean a shitpost story would suit the culture of heyuri much better wouldn't it?
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No.158051
>>157992
voltorb trap :drool:
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No.158065
here's how to make AI pixel art indistinguishable from real pixel art
https://civitai.com/articles/19902/authentic-pixel-art-with-sdxl
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No.157532 [Reply]
So, Sanae Kochiya Takaichi just got elected president of LDP and will prolly be teh first girl PM of Nippon. What's your take on this? Is this a good thing or nah? She's rather conservative and hard on migration, so that means less :nigra: in Nippon, but she also wants to ban yuri and yaoi, so...
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No.157888
>>157886

Update: Its fake news! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.157891
I don't care if she bans yuri and stuff. I always preferred solo female anyway.:cool:
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In addition to being named after a 2hu girl, she was also endorsed by Taro Aso, the former PM and big Rozen Maiden fan. Sanae trully is a Heyurian Candidate
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No.158059
i hope my uncles and cousins dont get deported
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she will finally be deported :cry:
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No.158005 [Reply]
When Yuno poses like this .. I want to sniff her butthole. :blush:
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No.158022
I don't wanna sniff it, I wanna put my tongue as far in as it will go and wriggle around in there forever, 24/7, not even taking a break long enough for her to poop
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ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.158046
i bet she doesn't shave her butthole 😁
she looks like doesn't shave her butthole 😌
because she's too dim to think about shaving 😏
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No.158048
>>158046
who the fuck shave her butthole
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No.158049
>>158048
I do!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I shave Yuno's butthole!(´￢`)
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No.157990 [Reply]
i cut my life into pieces, this is my last escape~
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No.157997
https://youtu.be/j0lSpNtjPM8?si=Rx5c-a64_JaHAIcD
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Suffocation, no breathing
tehee~
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CRAAWLING IN MAI SKIN
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