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No.159942 [Reply]
I fell in love with a 3d girl... we talked everyday for a few weeks due to having to cooperate on a school project, and now, I think I developed feelings for her...

Guys, I don't really know how to approach this. I need your best advice on how to get the girl :blush:
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SHE REJECTED ME!!!1
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No.160163
Serves you right for trying to graduate doutei before us m9(^Д^)ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰwwww
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No.160193
>>160159
step one: ask 4 advice on heyuri
step two: FAIL

don't forget: you are here 4evar.
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>>160159
It is what it is, b. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
We're here for ya
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>>160159
*sniiiiiff* ... daahhaha... plenty of fish in the sea.... hahaha.... please give me heroi n.....
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No.160103 [Reply]
HERE CUMS KUMA-SAN
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No.160106
teh humble bear is native to nippon :kuma6:
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Japanese bear spotted in the wild. :glare:
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No.160149
He’s cummin alright:kuma6:
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No.160157
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4917.mp3
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No.160196
>>160149
HEZ KUMAING (get it)
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No.160154 [Reply]
rest in peace alitalia 1947-2021. killed by covid and had their corpse repossessed and repuppeted by the germans.
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No.160155
the germans cant keep doing this. when sabena died they repossesed its corpse and created brussles airlines. when swissair died they repossesed its corpse and made swiss international airlines. when lauda died it repossesed its corpse and lived through austrian. surprised they havent done the same to lot polish.
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No.160117 [Reply]
I wonder if I manage to finish my stuff in time for bunkasai

I have been recollecting everything I know for the past week and I worry I might not finish it, I am at 60000 characters and still feel like I need 80% more

My head fried

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No.160118
Literature club? I hope you finish it, but don't expect me to finish all ur book :sweat2:
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No.160120
im scared i might not finish mine too…(;´Д`)
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No.160121
the bunkas...
FUCK I FORGOT
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I think I'll be done in time. Just have the joys of editing pic rel...
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No.159962 [Reply]
What's the most perverted thing you've done as a child?
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No.160062
>>160058
>vomit inducing
what about fapping to their vomit? ( ´ω`)
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No.160071
>>160062
Now that's just romantic :kuz:
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No.160073
>>160056
girls hate being appreciative so they probably dislike it
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No.160100
shoved my entire lower arm up my ass when I was a 11 faggot. still don't know how i did it.
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No.160107
>>160100
how the fuck did you manage that. Have you had any spine problems since???
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No.159773 [Reply]
What's the scariest thing you've ever seened?:glare:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.159938
>>159921
europeans mock the japanese for drawing tentacle raep when they were drawing stuff like this 200 years ago.
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No.159944
>>159938
is barely a 100 year old
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No.160064
>>159944
she'll stay 13 yo forever :sweat:
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No.160099
>>159853
I'm so glad that rpcs3 is as good and fast as it is.
I really did not feel like getting another PS3 after mine died.
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No.160067 [Reply]
tabemi-chan :biggrin:
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No.160086
>>160068
MCFUCKERS! :biggrin:
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No.160088
I'll have one McManko to go please :nyaoo2:
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Y-your McM-Ma... manko order is ready, sir...
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No.160091
Itadakimasu! :iyahoo:
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No.160097
im lovin it
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No.159987 [Reply]
Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun :nyaoo-closedeyes:
https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
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zomg its teh RSS feed (rest in pee) :astonish:
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No.160015
>>159987
Ideal number of boards
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This snapshot is from my first weeks on here :biggrin: The album thread could've been the first one i read.
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/
Old polls r here. To be honest i miss the old voting system because it was much simpler, while the new one is more like a board with threads and replies.
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No.160084
>>159987
>https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
I remember some of these threads... damn, how teh time flies :dark:
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No.160085
3 are mine :hokke:
I was still just <my_current_age-3> years old then... :dark:
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No.159662 [Reply]
trick or treat smell my feet
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No.159755
>>159746
i wanna kiss ur fat tummy ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.159758
>i wanna kiss ur fat tummy ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
^_^
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No.159865
funny tummy
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No.160066
>>159718
Kocham cię bądź moja kobieta :lolico:
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No.160074
>Kocham cię bądź moja kobieta
lol okej :D *w tle gra muzyka z titanica*
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No.159889 [Reply]
I don't know what the crap is wrong with my body,no matter what I do I'm always on fire,not "turned on" or "horny" just warm, and I absolutely hate it,i live in a darn small town with a radioactive sun,it makes it even worse,I'm warm everywhere, but for some darn reason my thighs or well inner thighs are always on fire,I can't stand this anymore is so uncomfortable, what's wrong with my body temperature :angry::cry:
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No.159900
are they just always rubbing together and you are getting a friction burn?
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No.159903
if youre not just attention whoring you should have asked this question in /j/ ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
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No.159923
>>159903
Why do you assume OP's a girl? Boys have thighs too, you know.
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No.159935
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>Boys have thighs too
:nosebleed:
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No.160065
>>159895
I'll send you my PENIS
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No.159892 [Reply]
what song is this? https://files.catbox.moe/3899df.mp3
i tried slowing it if that makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/86yi0i.mp3
(also the image has nothing to do with it i just have no storage so theres nothing on meh desktop)
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No.159981
Anon38-san didn't give context here, but it was featured in a YTP he came across (hence why it's low quality and sped up)

Good job on finding it - I couldn't make out what she was saying at all :xd:
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No.160045
>>159981
That’s the point I found mei/meiaids on teh archive site mei is some YTP user I use to watch. I found one of his videos and the song was interesting and I was like this would be easy to find (it wasn’t)
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No.160046
>>159975
>>159975
Thx :3
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No.160060
>>159981
thankz 4 explaining anonwaha(・∀・)
:3
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No.160061
>>160045
so why was mei/teh ytp guy named mei? i guess one of the characters are named mei so thats why meiaids named himself that (took me a while to research cuz theres barely any shit about meiaids on google.)
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No.160029 [Reply]
putafeet exist and he ate my ass
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No.160032
sweet emo can u show us your spread ANUS plz
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No.160034
>>160032
this pl0x :drool:
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No.160036
>sweet emo can u show us your spread ANUS plz
sorry..im too shy :c
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No.160041
>>160036
and you'll just let them starve?
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No.160052
when they will starve, i will buy them a supply of coke no sugar and takis
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No.159913 [Reply]
What kind of technology has been your companion for a long period of your life?

I've had a 16 GB Sandisk usb drive since 2013, flashed it repeatedly with shit and yet it still works. I since bought another, but i keep losing one or the other in my room, so i end up using either one for stuff still. I'm amazed how helpful its been despite USB flash drives being notorious for killing themselves with prolonged usage.
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No.159920
we've had a gaming laptop transfer hands to about three people in the family and its going on a decade now
many years of balls-to-the-wall gaming, CAD work, and general browsing
the thermal paste has not been replaced in eons
the fan doesn't work anymore
it is still in use
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i sold off 95% of my items, but i still haev my kobo e-reader since 5-7 years ago. Perfect for b00ks or manga!
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No.159999
my current laptop is from end of 2014, start of 2015 (・∀・)
my current PS2 is from 2008 maybe
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No.160007
made me realize that i've replaced most electronics i've had over the past 6 or so years (;´Д`)
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No.160042
I guess some Logitech USB keyboard my family got in 2010 for the desktop PC, but now only I use it exclusively for playing danmaku (so my laptop's keys don't wear out too much, and by this point I'm too used to it that I don't perform as good without it).
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No.159968 [Reply]
Make sure you're home alone.
Enter your room.
Open the door about 15 cm.
Sit in the chair with your back to the door, about a meter and a half from it.
Close your eyes and count to 10 slowly.

Open your eyes.

If you have taken the steps correctly, the Voyeur will begin to observe you from the gap in the door. Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. Nothing annoys him more than those who turn their heads to look directly at him.

Now he'll start to play with you. He might try to startle you with strange sounds. He might open the door and come over to you. Don’t worry - close your eyes and don't move, you’ll be safe. You might feel his breath on you as he looks you over, but he'll never touch you. After about 10 minutes, the Voyeur will get bored and leave. Perhaps he'll leave a little gift as thanks for playing with him.


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No.159971
>>159970
He will like that.
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No.159998
Teh looker look
Teh looker see
Teh looker even watch u pee

Teh looker hide
In teh walls
Teh Looker see your balls

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No.160009
i stared at him while i was jerking off is he mad :sweat:
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No.160014
i did all of this shit exactly as you described and he didnt come. another creepypasta fake...
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No.160024
>>159970
Could you show it to us too? :drool:
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No.159954 [Reply]
Pooping
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No.159960
it should be a bannable offence to post a picture of your legs on heyuri if you dont shave them
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No.159965
>>159954
ahah puny legs
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No.160005
This thread's so lame I might take a shit and post it here, just to save this thread from OP's lack of commitment to the dookie he was supposed to share with us.
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>>160005
Uwaagghhhh.... *wipes sweat*...
There. That's how you save a dying thread. :lolico:
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No.160031
Hey! Stop shitting up teh thread!! :angry:
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