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We will watch Mahou Shoujo Neko Taruto (2001) this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

We will have Bunkasai on 19-20 September [Info]

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ITS MAID MONDAY BITCHES
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BOB ESPONJA
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>>190784
AAAAAAAAA

( ̄ー ̄) It's maid monday folks
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SNIFF IT.

to be fair, the close-quarters troop movements and combat situations inherent to modern quick-strike tactics, increases the need for lightweight, dependable service members.

a mass of less than 55 kilograms (without equipment) guarantees viability for paratroopers, special forces, armor personnel, unit commanders, vehicle crews, and other groups... whose primary function is not first-line infantry operations.
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GO ON A DIET FATTY. :biggrin:

do the gay heyurians think my friend is cute?
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very cute :love:
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a bit too on the skinny side for me but ja he is cute :love:
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(OP here) here's the original image
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>>190671
found the fatty
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>>190689
you're not me :angry:

imagine a world where lolis/shotas were the grown ups who have to worry about jobs, taxes, etc... while grown ups spend their days playing at the park
one of course has to be aware of the pervy adultophiles who go around preying on innocent grown ups (;゚Д゚)
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Cum out of fear
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"Loli-san said she's going to bully me and shove her dirty pantsu and bare feet in my mouth - i'm scared" :worry2:
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isnt that just asia
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>>190725
tbh this is probably more fun and educational than school

meow
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FUCK AMERICAN! :angry:

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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bush liked lebanon no ?

pls ..

rate my new gym apparel
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hey i got one of those too
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>>190675
you're not gonna wear it, coward
Prove it! :lolico:
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The shock value is there. Though it's honestly not very fashionable. :yawn:
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found the 14 year old
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Jeffy epstein is now tung tung sahur, babies will recognize him more than mickey mouse soon

Dysgenic rating on this guy?
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>>190681
His name is Wong and he sings a song
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he looks alright to me tbh
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me rove u rong time
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just mongolian

This is what happens to you if you break the rules on Heyuri ( ´ω`)

Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ´ω`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.
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171324
I promised two bumps ( ´ω`)

Heyuri's technology is sekaiichiii!!
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Hello! I updated the kaotype-gtk2 port to include 176 vs the previous 35 entries from kaomojiya.org/kaomoji-list by default. You will need to delete ~/.config/kaotype/kaomoji.cfg to pick up expanded defaults.

I'll attach the new config file in case you want to merge it by hand to the next post.

!ENJOY! ☀(^▽^)☀
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キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

# this is the kaotype config
# you can edit it manually with this format: trigger=kaomoji (one per line, UTF-8)
# kthxbye
;relax =ヽ(´ー`)ノ
;panic =(;´Д`)
;yay =ヽ(´▽`)ノ
;pray =(´人`)
;laugh =(^Д^)
;calm =(´ー`)
;hmm =(´_ゝ`)
;mmm =(´~`)
;shock =(;゚Д゚)
;wild =(;゚∀゚)
;shrug =┐(゚~゚)┌
;ohno =ヽ(´Д`)ノ
;omega =(´ω`)
;content =(゚ー゚)
;nice =(・∀・)
;sweat =( ̄▽ ̄;)
;rage =(゚皿゚#)
;blank =(゚ー゚)
;sideeye =(´ー`)
;pi =(´π`)


Comment too long, view post No.191402 to see the full comment.
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>>191400
Forgot about the link ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
https://up.heyuri.net/src/6158.zip
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this thread has hit the age limit, u may want to create a new thread for exposure

Image is not mine I stole it...
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Art has never been easier
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gatekept by the tutorial (´~`)
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deja vù
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gay jaw spoo
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>>190673
I should not have posted this on /b/

Do you drool in your sleep?
I think I do sometimes
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all the time (´π`)
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I drool when I'm asleep, and I drool when I'm awake :drool:
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i drool, for i have no brain
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only if there is a wonderful and numbing sense of peace (rare)ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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I drool from muh dikk :af2:

Your average porn VAGINA may look tasty, but this is what sound it makes:
(Warning, listening to this can turn you gay forever)
https://up.heyuri.net/src/6115.mp4
https://www.xvideos.com/video.iouvokia4cf/sloppy_wet_squirting_queef_on_table
https://www.xvideos.com/video.ktblfed9352/pussy_queefing
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>>190644
explains everything
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>>190651
The real love, impossible with a woman :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>190657
Do U have contact info anywhere? I'd love to talk about these things somewhere with you :tongue:
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>>190658
C'mon, it's just a joke, Agent-san. But this boy is a cutie for sure. Here the most >>>/l/25731, I think.
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>>190659
I am sad now :closed-eyes:

5001754
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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this is gonna be a real problem for china as their hundred million strong population of little emperors grow up...
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phДtworlder when he's denied food
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"no ph4ttie, you cant have moar food! your having a heart attack right now (;´Д`)"

"MOTTO TABETAAAIIIIII
ヽ(        `Д´       )ノ!!!"
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when youre so tired with your life you just lay on the floor and scream ( ´,_ゝ`)
also imagine it being _your_ workday
NEET is truly the only, superior way ( ̄ー ̄)
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they took away his heyuri (;´Д`)

So when did Heyuri become the George W Bush FanClub.
Are we Republicans now???
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>>190622
ALL HAIL WARLORD-PREMIER BUSH
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As a non-american I bow down before Bush
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>>190610
This fucker oversaw the PROTECT act so fuck him.
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hes a retard much like myself
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>>190641
>I bow down before
You're thinking of Billy!

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