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I learned Japan cuts their apples to look like rabbits in bentou
This is why they are a Superior people ( ยดฯ‰`)
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I thought they only did that in anime. :unsure:
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>>190308
my grandpa cuts his apples
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>>190336
he better be japanese
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>>190338
i have to go ask him

i messed up the paneling, you should read each vertical slice delimited by the red bars, left to right

with that out of the way

ugh... heyuri-tan and iruyeh-tan are even worse than brat-tan and the dolls! (;ยดะ”`)
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>>190205
>>190206
this was supposed to show true brat behaviour which was supposed to be a lot more extreme than what i drew with brat-tan

for clarification the rape video shown was supposed to be doctored, as in heyuri with the help of iruyeh filmed a 4 hour long porno where heyuri pretended to be raped.
Unfortunately due to lack of space and energy I could not express many things very clearly nor was I able to show the true extent of their perversion

In the original story heyuri would blackmail mc to do humiliating things like acting like a dog, eating from the ground, make a fool out of himself in public, etc... while iruyeh would be this hypersexual dominating girl who would subject mc to humiliating acts like being pissed on (as masochist anon suggested in the previous thread, but also more extreme stuff like cbt and whatnot), but he would NEVER be allowed to penetrate her with iruyeh explicitly prohibiting him from getting an orgasm (and if he did he would be punished by being kicked in the balls)
Oh and the extortion for money is a given, they would absolutely have forced him to empty his bank account to fund their lavish lifestyles

another clarification: unlike previous drawings mc here is not me but YOU, I am mc only when bant-tan is drawn (ยดใƒผ`)

I have to say that originally the story wasn't THAT extreme and I kind of let my mind run off with the idea
this is probably the most depraved shit i have ever conjured up and I am actually ashamed of myself
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>>190203
you made a typo "KLUZ"
it's "KLUTZ", no?
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>>190209
you seem to be correct!
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๐Ÿ˜ญ please.... draw piss.. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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>>190302
ใ‚ฌใƒณ!

I'm making a epic flash oc for bunkasai but can't draw. Are there any artists here who will draw a character and a few poses for me? Post your art ITT and we can talk in trip-PMs! (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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bump4konomi<3
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>>190303
(๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)๐Ÿ’—
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here she is!
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here is my latest work. i have some time for the next few days so if you have something simple in mind i might help
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>>190334
what a cute carol you drew! ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ๐Ÿ’“

today i'm officially a 40 year old ojisan :worry2:
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>>190292
How old were you? That's funny but kinda sad, saved (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)
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>>190292
brownest blogpost I've read in a while
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>>190315
because of you I ended up reading it :closed-eyes:
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>>190289
according to the replies it was a gif but i don't remember it being a gif but it's possible that i just never clicked on it. i don't remember it being how you describe either but my memory is bad im my old age. i just remember the baby crying and there being shit on its chest. another thing that actually haunts me is a gif of somebody cutting his dick off which was apparently real because years later i found an article on ed about the guy who did it.

>July 29, 2009: On his morning breakfast radio show, Australian DJ Kyle Sandilands provoked outrage when his "Lie Detector" segment featured a 14-year-old girl who, when quizzed on her sexual history by her mother, broke down, revealing she had been raped at the age of 12. Kyle then said her mother meant any intercourse other than rape. The show was suspended for one week. Sandilands provoked further outrage three days after his suspension expired when he made a slur about Jenny Craig ambassador Magda Szubanski, saying she could have lost more weight in a concentration camp. Sandilands was suspended for ten days without pay, and after a review on September 18, had his suspension extended by three weeks. Sandilands returned to air on October 8, apologized for the incident, and was blessed by a priest at the start of the show.
wtf this guy is awesome (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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why was he so mean to the /j/eyurizen
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well, post the clip of that broadcast OP
water ew weighting four :angry:
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>>190059
that was 17 years ago. Is he still awesome?

conata assists her friends
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Konata says: You need to eat more fruit!
โ˜๐Ÿ‘ƒ
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>>190251
i clicked the blue text thinking it is a link
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i want to not only be loved unconditionally but i want to be able to love unconditionally so i can say that i've fully healed and transformed from my childhood of abuse :tongue:
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>>190252
Clicking Konata's blue text makes you crap yourself instead :lolico:
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@poke>manko

Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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>>190199
next time she starts rubbing your back offer to do the same for her anon then take it from there. maybe work down to her back and ask if its okay to go further itll escalate
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Everyone hate fujimori but his daughter was just elected. funny.
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>Its okay we should be seeing each other again today. Im honestly so timid though I dont know what I would do

you can dew it!!! ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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OP you know that most women (especially older ones) only go on dates so that they can feel like the centre of attention and get a free meal, and then get a rush and confidence boost by texting you saying they dont want to see you again.
Life is like a drama for middle age single women (they are the main character).

I'm not saying this because I'm jaded, a female co-worker told me she has been on over 50 dates in the last 6 months, and slept with none of them.
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>>190200
Things like barrios altos massacre and mass arrests of university students. The mass violence wasn't an effective way to counter the communists it wasnt until they took an intelligence approach that they were foiled. So a lot of people in villages died for no reason.
>>190212
Yeah well she has had 4 tries and this vote was only determined by citizens living outside of Peru. By the vote count of actual residents, Fujimori wouldve lost again. She won by only 40,000 votes, while over a million were cast overseas, overwhelmingly in her favor
>>190201
Yeah I was rubbing her head and back and shit today its just kinda shitty because we are always in public
>>190240
Might be true but even still having a personal guide every afternoon and just having to pay like 13 dollars for a meal isn't bad. Especially because when im with her I don't even have to try to speak spanish

my dead skin
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>>190231
๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>cheez.png
LOL
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>>190211
i peel it off my feet for fun
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>>190239
try eating it
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>>190241
i used to eat it but its EXTREMELY chewy and it tastes like salt and iron
good bubble gum substitute it just cant make bubbles

>A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, absolutely fabulous prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. MOE!
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Things mankind was not meant to know.

At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;ยดะ”`)
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Thin girls are great for artistic beauty purposes, but when it comes to actual sex I love hambeasts.

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ใƒฝ(๏พŸฯ๏พŸ)ใƒŽ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>>189946
>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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>>190171
Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. (ใ€€ยด๏ฟข`ใ€€)
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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lep pozdrav

has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?
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>>190148
oh wow looks like we have a detective genius here
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>>190151
heh. you got that right, faggot (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)
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>>190140
In high school
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I'm sure it happened at some point but can't recall it right now
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they called me jesus then they called me faggot

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