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*insert coin*
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*cut*
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>>168319
That's a very :emo: picture (・∀・)
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>>168319
the small wiener was spared :dance2:
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>>168350
so happy yours would be spared? heh! :lolico:
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>>168352
im sub 4 and smug about it so yes

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does anyone have any game reccs? not looking for anything in specific, just tell me what games ya like to play!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin:
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>>167761
STUFF I CAN THINK OF OFF DA TOP OF MY NOGGIN THAT'S RLY FUN:
- GOD HAND
- SHENMUE (1&2 collection is good dont listen 2 anyone else)
- QUAKE (anything but 4 for singleplayer but Live's multiplayer is D-D-DYNAMAITO)
- STALKER: ANOMALY
- POKEMON SOULSILVER
- ROCKSMITH (if u have a guitar and money to blow)
- BATTLE ROYALE R (available ONLY on heyuri.net/cgi!!)
- MOUNT AND BLADE: WARBAND
- MAX PAYNE
- FALLOUT 1&2
- MEGA MAN 3
- DUKE NUKEM 3D
- ANY CACOWARD-WINNING DOOM WAD PROBABLY (EXCEPT MYHOUSE.WAD IT'S REALLY OVERRATED IMO)
- DYNASTY WARRIORS (only played a couple but theyre really fun)
uhhhhh idk thats it for now
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>>167964
>>167983
i like OSRS a lot but it sucks cuz i hate the feeling of grinding out for only like 1 level every few hours
which sucks cuz the bosses and minigames and moneymaking is a lot of fun
if i start nolifing it tho i always get locked into like a 3 week timesink and then give up again LOL
HERB RUNS FO LIFE
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i enjoy teh grind as it's a part of what maeks OSRS what it is. And honestly, even as an Ironman, i don't think it's that bad. It's just playing the game for... an massive amount of time! :x3:
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>>168341
it is just very hard 4 me to invest so much time and get so little progress
*LIGHTS CIGAR WITH BURNING CLUE SCROLL*
THE MONEY GRIND IS ALWAYS FUN THOUGH
I STACK GOLD TO THE CEILING BECAUSE I'VE GOT THE BLOOD OF AN EMPEROR IN MY VEINS I LOVE MONEY SO MUCH
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Once you realize that effort = reward, it get's both easier and funnier. I have to admit, that i do feel proud after achieving certain things, like completing certain bosses or quest. Last night i spent 10h grinding an item with a droprate 1/650 and... well, i did get it! :hokke:

I made 2,5m~ item worth + 400K range xp! :cool:

As a child, I would play with the girl next door. We usually played in her yard, but one day I was invited in

She went to the bathroom, then, while she was in there, she started calling for her mom over and over again. But her mom didn't respond, so she called for me and asked me to enter the bathroom. :dark:

I did, and was shocked to see her bent over with her ass pointed at me and her pants and undies down. She wanted me to wipe her! I ran out and got her mom. :sweat:

wtf would U have done? :sweat3:


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>>168243
Well... >>142453 (;^Д^)
I'm pretty sure for them that adds to the appeal.
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when i was a kid, my father showed me porn
i was like "whoa! what da heck :dizzy:"

lol :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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same thing u did. good call.
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when i was a little fapper i straight up fapped under the same blanket my sis and her friend was in :biggrin::biggrin:

im quite sure they noticed lol :biggrin:
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>>168317
little fapper lol r u a big fapper now?

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I think i have some type of dyslexia :sad:

i cant read unless its simple things like manga or subtitles, when it comes to medium or long texts ill read it over and over and still not understand..
what am i supposed to do(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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>>168242
i dont go out of my way to do those things, because i dont go out of my way in general to read:sweat:
but i understand way better if someone is reading outloud
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>>168238
there's a difference between not eating shit and not eating broccoli
and one can improve themselves by developing a taste for the latter

I get the world's worst headache whenever I spend too much time reading through any kind of legal text (maybe not literally the worst, but it reliably makes my head actually ache), but I spend the vast majority of my phone time (outside of browsing Pixiv or here) reading books and shit. I have read multiple multi-million word stories.
I will probably get nothing from trying to bang my head against complicated, frustrating texts, but I would probabl get a lot out of reading more non-fiction. (´~`)
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>>168299
There's no reason to eat broccoli if you can get the same vitamins and nutrients from food that tastes better or supplements, and there's no reason to spend time reading boring stuff when you could be reading something fun like manga or subbed anime instead.
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>there's a difference between not eating shit and not eating broccoli
not really!!:xd:
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>>168301
but broccoli tastes good ....

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Plants are moe
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I wish I was the toilet plant
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>>168316
reading made in abyss made it how clear teh mangaka was a lolicon! Teh comments was so mad and annoyed at certain pages! :xd:
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:huh:

what do we think of sex with xenos
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>>168255
I wasn't fucking that xeno chick, Inquisitor! I was... I was interrogating her! With my cock!
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>>168229
it's actually common ufo lore that ayys like to steal our sperm and eggs to create hybrids. i just wish those bastards would come and steal my sperm through sex :angry:
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looks like fun ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>168264
It's too late to explain yourself.
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>>168275
When I die, and I stand by the Emperor for judgment, I will tell him the truth, that I was conquering xenos pussy in the name of mankind! 👍😔✊

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Since Heyuri was kind of ghey lately, I feel like sharing something I recently read about Ottomans! :biggrin:

Pasting below interesting bits from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6%C3%A7ek?useskin=vector

The köçek (plural köçekler) was typically a young, male, and physically attractive enslaved dancer, who usually cross-dressed in feminine attire, and was employed as an entertainer.

The culture of the köçek, which flourished from the 18th to the 19th century, had its origin in the customs in Ottoman palaces, and in particular in the harems.

A köçek would begin training around the age of seven or eight after he was circumcised and would be considered accomplished after about six years of study and practice. A dancer's career would last as long as he was clean shaven and retained his youthful appearance.

A köçek's skill would be judged not only on his dancing abilities but also on his proficiency with percussion instruments.

The youths, often wearing heavy makeup, would curl their hair and wear it in long tresses under a small black or red velvet hat decorated with coins, jewels and gold. Their usual garb consisted of a tiny red embroidered velvet jacket with a gold-embroidered silk shirt, shalvar (baggy trousers), a long skirt and a gilt belt, knotted at the back. They were said to be "sensuous, attractive, effeminate", and their dancing "sexually provocative". Dancers minced and gyrated their hips in slow vertical and horizontal figure eights, rhythmically snapping their fingers and making suggestive gestures.


Can u guess the reason why they eventually disappeared? Hint: Not because they were made of captured slaves, but:

Many Istanbul meyhanes (nighttime taverns serving meze, rakı or wine) hired köçeks. Before starting their performance, the köçek danced among the spectators, to make them more excited. In the audience, competition for their attention often caused commotions and altercations. Men would allegedly go wild, breaking their glasses, shouting themselves voiceless, or fighting and sometimes killing each other vying for the opportunity to rape, molest, or otherwise force the children into sexual servitude. This resulted in suppression of the practice under Sultan Abdulmejid I. In 1805, there were approximately 600 köçek dancers working in the taverns of the Turkish capital. They were outlawed in 1837 due to fighting among audience members over the dancers.

Damn drunkards couldn't fukken behave...

Anyways, a bonus information!

Köçeks were much more sought a

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yandere belly dancerz? :glare:
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>who were extremely jealous of men's attention toward the boys.
I've witnessed that jealousy firsthand. :xd:
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>>168271
we require stories
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>>168231
as a Kastamonian(land of kocek) t*rkroach, this is not true. Koceks are usually select'd from swarthy heterosexual hairy men not sissies :nyaoo2:
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I think it's a more modern thing that random Anatolian men are doing köçek, as this originates from istanbulite harem entertainers

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rits wishes you a happy new year
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so that's where all the tea and sweets were going :sweat:

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what are you cooking this sunday?
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toasted cheese sandwich
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>>168211
Made meatballs today ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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instant ramen and hash browns
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>>168269
yum!! :drool:
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i was eating potato chips in my bed and now theirs grease stains on my sheets :sad:

Greetings. Apologies in advance for my English.

I am a student in my 3rd year in a small regional college.

I left my parents house and since I couldn't afford to get a place by myself, I am sharing a 2 bedroom first-story apartment with 2 other people, 1 girl, 1 guy.

The girl is a foreign exchange student from Asia, but she only just moved in recently and I haven't got to know her yet. She is however, very cute.

I have been perusing her room and looking at her stuff while she is at school (I do alot of my work remotely these days and am home more than either of my flatmates)

So far she hasn't noticed

I also noticed she has a habit of drooling in her sleep

Because every morning, near the pillow area, I find stains like this.

I had already been burying my head in her dirty laundry and her sheets and soaking in the sometimes still-warm cloth soaked with her sweat and aroma

Its brutally cold here in the winter and my other flatmate insists on setting the radiators to 30c at all times

So she probably sweats alot under these thick sheets

Today I decided to try and taste some of her saliva by sucking on the saliva stain she left behind

It didnt taste like much, though I definitely got something out of it. The stain expanded a little as my own saliva mixed in, and I hope it goes away before she gets home.

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>>168034
>what if she gets pregnant?
That's impossible if she hasn't had her period yet! :kuma6:
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>>168027
NOW CONSUME THE GUY'S SALIVA
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Keep us updated
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Bump because erection but also disgust
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rape her

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Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth? :happy:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I would put my dick in THIS Bubble's mouth
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Buttercup is best girl.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>168261
Would. :drool:

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What are you sitting on right nao? (´¬`)
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im not sitting... HOW DAER U ASSUME IM SITTINGZ!!! :angry:
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on teh floor.
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a toilet
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do you haev your pc at teh toillet, thats pretty hardcore. (;゚∀゚)
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lava

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn~~~
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*slap*

STAY AWAKE!
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>>168266
haaaaiiiii.....
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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this img makes me happy! :biggrin:
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:biggrin:

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https://up.heyuri.net/src/5127.exe
download and run... :dark:


I cant promise you wont find yourself in a new universe....
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I ran it because I have balls

its just solitaire

Fuck u i wanted to isekai into hannah-chans world
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ZOMG I GOT ISEKAI'D
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Won't start :closed-eyes:
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no
:onigiri:
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I DOWNLOADED THIS AND AN AGENT ENTERED MY ROOM TO TRY AND GET THE KUNG-FU PROTOCOL FROM MY COMPUTER.
BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M NOW A TARGET OF THE MACHINES...


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