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We will have a Halloween stream at 19:00 UTC this Friday!

Bunkasai 2025 reminder - happening THIS SUNDAY (Nov. 02nd)!
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What's the scariest thing you've ever seened?:glare:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>159921
europeans mock the japanese for drawing tentacle raep when they were drawing stuff like this 200 years ago.
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>>159938
is barely a 100 year old
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>>159944
she'll stay 13 yo forever :sweat:
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>>159853
I'm so glad that rpcs3 is as good and fast as it is.
I really did not feel like getting another PS3 after mine died.

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tabemi-chan :biggrin:
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>>160068
MCFUCKERS! :biggrin:
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I'll have one McManko to go please :nyaoo2:
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Y-your McM-Ma... manko order is ready, sir...
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Itadakimasu! :iyahoo:
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im lovin it

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Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun :nyaoo-closedeyes:
https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
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zomg its teh RSS feed (rest in pee) :astonish:
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>>159987
Ideal number of boards
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This snapshot is from my first weeks on here :biggrin: The album thread could've been the first one i read.
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/
Old polls r here. To be honest i miss the old voting system because it was much simpler, while the new one is more like a board with threads and replies.
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>>159987
>https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
I remember some of these threads... damn, how teh time flies :dark:
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3 are mine :hokke:
I was still just <my_current_age-3> years old then... :dark:

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trick or treat smell my feet
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>>159746
i wanna kiss ur fat tummy ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>i wanna kiss ur fat tummy ヽ(´ー`)ノ
^_^
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funny tummy
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>>159718
Kocham cię bądź moja kobieta :lolico:
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>Kocham cię bądź moja kobieta
lol okej :D *w tle gra muzyka z titanica*

I don't know what the crap is wrong with my body,no matter what I do I'm always on fire,not "turned on" or "horny" just warm, and I absolutely hate it,i live in a darn small town with a radioactive sun,it makes it even worse,I'm warm everywhere, but for some darn reason my thighs or well inner thighs are always on fire,I can't stand this anymore is so uncomfortable, what's wrong with my body temperature :angry::cry:
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are they just always rubbing together and you are getting a friction burn?
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if youre not just attention whoring you should have asked this question in /j/ ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
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>>159903
Why do you assume OP's a girl? Boys have thighs too, you know.
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>Boys have thighs too
:nosebleed:
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>>159895
I'll send you my PENIS

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what song is this? https://files.catbox.moe/3899df.mp3
i tried slowing it if that makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/86yi0i.mp3
(also the image has nothing to do with it i just have no storage so theres nothing on meh desktop)
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Anon38-san didn't give context here, but it was featured in a YTP he came across (hence why it's low quality and sped up)

Good job on finding it - I couldn't make out what she was saying at all :xd:
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>>159981
That’s the point I found mei/meiaids on teh archive site mei is some YTP user I use to watch. I found one of his videos and the song was interesting and I was like this would be easy to find (it wasn’t)
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>>159981
thankz 4 explaining anonwaha(・∀・)
:3
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>>160045
so why was mei/teh ytp guy named mei? i guess one of the characters are named mei so thats why meiaids named himself that (took me a while to research cuz theres barely any shit about meiaids on google.)

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putafeet exist and he ate my ass
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sweet emo can u show us your spread ANUS plz
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>>160032
this pl0x :drool:
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>sweet emo can u show us your spread ANUS plz
sorry..im too shy :c
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>>160036
and you'll just let them starve?
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when they will starve, i will buy them a supply of coke no sugar and takis

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What kind of technology has been your companion for a long period of your life?

I've had a 16 GB Sandisk usb drive since 2013, flashed it repeatedly with shit and yet it still works. I since bought another, but i keep losing one or the other in my room, so i end up using either one for stuff still. I'm amazed how helpful its been despite USB flash drives being notorious for killing themselves with prolonged usage.
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we've had a gaming laptop transfer hands to about three people in the family and its going on a decade now
many years of balls-to-the-wall gaming, CAD work, and general browsing
the thermal paste has not been replaced in eons
the fan doesn't work anymore
it is still in use
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i sold off 95% of my items, but i still haev my kobo e-reader since 5-7 years ago. Perfect for b00ks or manga!
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my current laptop is from end of 2014, start of 2015 (・∀・)
my current PS2 is from 2008 maybe
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made me realize that i've replaced most electronics i've had over the past 6 or so years (;´Д`)
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I guess some Logitech USB keyboard my family got in 2010 for the desktop PC, but now only I use it exclusively for playing danmaku (so my laptop's keys don't wear out too much, and by this point I'm too used to it that I don't perform as good without it).

Make sure you're home alone.
Enter your room.
Open the door about 15 cm.
Sit in the chair with your back to the door, about a meter and a half from it.
Close your eyes and count to 10 slowly.

Open your eyes.

If you have taken the steps correctly, the Voyeur will begin to observe you from the gap in the door. Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. Nothing annoys him more than those who turn their heads to look directly at him.

Now he'll start to play with you. He might try to startle you with strange sounds. He might open the door and come over to you. Don’t worry - close your eyes and don't move, you’ll be safe. You might feel his breath on you as he looks you over, but he'll never touch you. After about 10 minutes, the Voyeur will get bored and leave. Perhaps he'll leave a little gift as thanks for playing with him.


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>>159970
He will like that.
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Teh looker look
Teh looker see
Teh looker even watch u pee

Teh looker hide
In teh walls
Teh Looker see your balls

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i stared at him while i was jerking off is he mad :sweat:
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i did all of this shit exactly as you described and he didnt come. another creepypasta fake...
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>>159970
Could you show it to us too? :drool:

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Pooping
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it should be a bannable offence to post a picture of your legs on heyuri if you dont shave them
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>>159954
ahah puny legs
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This thread's so lame I might take a shit and post it here, just to save this thread from OP's lack of commitment to the dookie he was supposed to share with us.
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>>160005
Uwaagghhhh.... *wipes sweat*...
There. That's how you save a dying thread. :lolico:
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Hey! Stop shitting up teh thread!! :angry:

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i always find myself here when im high...
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What do you usually take? And amount
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I'm always high :waha:
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>>159969
lyrica man, i love pills
i usually take about 6 but i took 4 this time because i only have 8 left
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>>159967
I wish I could get high, but I don't know where to find drug dealers, somehow my expertise is exclusive to locating prostitutes

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he doesn't seem that bad to me (゚ー゚)
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test

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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call me crazy but i dont think incest caused his ugly nose
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portraits are supposed to be flattering, imagine how he REALLY looked (´~`)
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a magnificent jaw indeed :cool:
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Imagine this guy approaches you and unzips his PENIS

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I found this big bewbs anime girl on xitter so I'm posting it here. :biggrin: https://x.com/chobi800/status/1981714366694109420
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Thanks for your contribution Heyurizen!
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omedeto :hokke:

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for a few months now, ive started randomly passing out into sleep without being able to control it…it can start from even 17:00.. i also will usually wake up from it once or multiple times then fall right back to sleep :cry:. ive tried looking up why this happens but havent gotten a real answer….can any nerds help me??
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do you eat carbs like a pig past noon?
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>>159877
eto…not particularly…..i just eat whenever i feel like it
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Sleep apnea maybe, but only a doctor can tell you.
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How has noone mentioned depression thus far? This is a niche internet imageboard, everyone here has a mental illness to some degree

Sudden bouts of extreme tiredness is what I went through major depressive disorder, if you end up getting diagnosed, fill up on Sertraline for two weeks and see what happens then
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>>159908
as far as i know im not depressed…im pretty happyヽ(´ー`)ノ

howdy heyurizens, ive always been curious what your weirdest anime or cartoon crush was, come on, Give me something strong, something really weird :wink:
My turn first: Mister Mind from the DC universe
Yes, i had crush on him (he was super kawaii according to my 9 year old self..I still think he is cute ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)
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>i had a crush on gadget
Hmm, that's reminded me that I liked The Chipettes... :sweat:
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I started to like nerdy Asian girls because of Phoebe from Hey Arnold.
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>>159906
I wanted to do a lot to Eliza Thornberry when I was younger. (´¬`)
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Never had any :foruda:
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>Hmm, that's reminded me that I liked The Chipettes... :sweat:
ive never seen anyone having a crush on Chipettes, interesting :-O


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