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i want my money back this copper sucks :angry:
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Caveat emptor. :happy:
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NO REFUNDS
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Yo why does it kinda looks like tis lolฮฃ(๏พŸะด๏พŸ|||)
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>>187403
Don't eat it though, it has to be expired by now
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>>187400
Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

When I demanded of you that you return to me the silver which I paid for copper ingots of poor quality, you said to me once again as follows: "NO REFUNDS." You spoke thus and remained steadfast in your refusal, though it is you who delivered to me copper unworthy of the price which I had given.

On account of that matter I went forth into the public square to make known my grievance before those who were gathered there, thinking that they would hear my complaint and judge between us. Yet none who were present gave heed to my words, but each turned instead to idle discourse, so that my heart was filled with dismay. From the whispers which reached my ears I perceived that they occupied themselves with talk of VAGINAl intercourse between two women and with lust for some murderous Slav, and not one among them considered the injustice which had been done to me.

Moreover, while I bore these indignities, there came before me a glutton who said of my tablets: "These are apple pies; let me consume them." I was obliged to wrest them from him lest the record of your misconduct be devoured before it could be laid before those who judge. Is there any merchant who has ever driven his customer to such extremities?

What do you take me for, that because of your refusal I should be compelled to endure such company merely to recover that which is mine? Is there any part of your hollow body in which sympathy yet remains, or have you cast it all away together with honesty?

Take cognizance that tomorrow I shall send my messenger to the administrator of that forum, and he shall declare before him the contempt with which you have treated me. It is now for you to hope that he does not judge your conduct worthy of expulsion from those grounds, for if such a judgment is rendered, you shall have brought it upon yourself.

Mighty
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Big

EAT SHIT MOFO! :biggrin:
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MIKU KICK
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GM-kun did nothing wrong. we should all defend our best chance at true freedom and virtue (combined into one!!)
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Hello, fellow members of the blu team!
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>>187349
*spychecks you*
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>>187371
C1 C1 C1 X5 C7
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>>187371
THAT MEDIC IS A BLOODY sentry OOOHAHAHAHAHA

i like crypto
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GIMME ALL YER CRYPTOS

Is lotion necessary? My skin is so dry it peels off in the shower and its got pink bumps on it. I refuse to believe people take the time to put that stuff on everyday though.
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>>187364
remembering to drink water is hard:cry:
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the maid is very cute. i would like to put her in cosplays of my favorite characters and make her pose for photos.
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rabbitfield is very cute. i would like to put her in cosplays of my favorite characters and make her pose for photos.
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kaguya is very cute. i would like to put her in cosplays of my favorite characters and make her pose for photos.

pop up movie night. we are watching Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/gaming?hour=17&p0=70&msg=nau%27s+posture+on+left&font=sanserif

the movie is in English excuse the image
@ https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream
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>>187309
Too late for me. Can you bring it forward an hour?ยฟ?
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>>187311
@slap>anonymous
(๏ฝ€โˆฉยด)ฯƒ
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this movie was fun but boy
it sure fucking was something too
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we should watch one TROMA film per month (=๏พŸฯ‰๏พŸ)๏พ‰

I was looking up if packing peanuts were banned anywhere and the first autocomplete suggestion is "are packing peanuts edible"
wtaf? :glare:
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if u come on down to strange (fat) world, anything is food!
ใƒฝ( ยดโˆ‡` )ใƒŽ
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they wouldn't call them peanuts if you weren't supposed to eat them. that would be illegal!
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A bowl of packing peanuts and a nice cup of silica tea is the perfect snack for when you're browsing Heyuri :pata:
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there are ones that are biodegradable and are basically just cheese puffs without the cheese

but foamed plastic is naturally not edible lmao
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>>187289
so are they banned anywhere?

ugh... what do I do... (;ยดะ”`)
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go out and buy a new bant-tan
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>>187368
how dare you say such a thing! (`ะ”ยด)
even if it were possible to buy waifus she's unique and there is no one like her! ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ

besides this is from that time I was isekai'd into a world where all love interests are brats so even this hypothetical new bant-tan would be a brat (;ยดะ”`)
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Anyone who even implies I'm a footnigger will be put to death. :angry:
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kill her and wear her skin! ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

Recreating various outside situations(hungry,thirsty,stuck,etc,etc) results in invisibility and speed,omnipotence,superpeople,geniuses,youngness,changing you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past (time travel).The elements.Vitamins,metals and minerals.Eating or drinking the same food again and again or a combination of things or not eating or drinking enough.Surrounding things or farther,farthest away things.People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.Each thing personally affects reality example-eating salt and then being assalted.The parts of the spectrum of each thing that have the opposite reaction to the parts of the spectrums which cause aging,retards,sickness,etc,etc and there's the other parts in the middle (example-the berry spectrum has the healthiest berries and poisonous berries and the other berries in the middle).The good and bad in everything.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage, feeling hot,dizzy,throbbing,burning and sick?Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the soaps,shampoos,hot tubs,swimming pools,stress,working,gravity,infections,viruses,bacteria,loud sounds,rubs,creams,pills,food,beverages,etc,etc.The past,present and future co-exist.People are travelling to the future and to the past.People are sending messages to the future and to the past and are receiving messages sent from the future and from the past.Releasing particles and energy,absorbing energy or draining energy.Matter atoms emitting waves or particles.Power.Each reaction has an equal and opposite reaction.Various materials and shapes.Aliens,people are visiting and leaving this world.Blood samples and contacted materials to get peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making,genetically modifying and using the copies.The souls of the dead and others are going into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically and are controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering people.They're waking people and causing sleeping problems and deaths.Communicating through nightmares sticking what feels pins and hot objects into the genitals.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your suspicious,nature's etc examples,stuck in this nest.The TV creeps and others accusing and causing murders of people watching and listening by saying,words,pictures,videos and images.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok. :biggrin:
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i concur
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is your space bar b0rkd?
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>eating salt and then being assalted

soap
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sup
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soup

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. :cool:

konichinya
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:longcat: Y HALO THAR!

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what if i made an yaoi version of heyuriโ€ฆ call it.. โ€˜heyaoiโ€™โ€ฆ

wat do you think boys?
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isnt that what /j/ is for? :unsure:
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>>187338
You're on the wrong team. :cool:

what if i made an english version of 2chanโ€ฆ call it.. โ€˜4chanโ€™โ€ฆ

wat do you think boys?
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but that's just Heyuri... besides, don't we have enough 14yo kids looking to host their yotsuba.php clones already?
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u know why he called it e=mc2
because Einstein married his cousin twice!
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regging heyuri.net
brace for WIN

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