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In my mid teens, I averaged about 55-56kg. Somehow, I never ended up going beyond that despite being alot older now. I reached my maximum height at about 16, and my average weight was like 56, but since I started keeping track a few months ago it ranged from 54 to 57kg. I've been doing some really grueling deskwork recently, sometimes 13-14 hours a day, and so I barely have time to eat. I've just been scarfing down a few boiled eggs in the evening for "dinner". Anyway, I reached a new all time low weight of 53.4kg last night - at a height of 183cm. As a grown man. That was after a shower too, so I was a little waterlogged. It's possibly lower.

That's a 15.8 BMI. People on reddit say that its a medical emergency, that I'd be too weak to walk, lol. I've had a sub18 BMI my entire life and usually been between 16.5-17.5. Other than being overworked, I feel fine, and I've always had above average energy levels for my age.

tl;dr I'm extremely thin. For the united statesians: I'm just under 6 feet and weigh 118 pounds, but I feel fine.
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No.193174 [Report] Yeah x2
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>>193153
why are you posting fat women while talking about being skinny
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>>193153
if you ever get the time to do it try gaining a bit of weight by working out, just to have more muscle to hold your body better as you grow older
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>>193153
10/10 twink material
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>>193174
teh size difference is HAWT :drool:
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You need to pump that BMI up to 30+ or you'll frickin' die!!!!! :angry::angry::angry:
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No.193193 [Report] + AS
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Who is your favorite heyuri cosplay girl? For me it's meido
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>>193193
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I havent lurked long enough to answer that :emo:
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chen~!
but she is no longer around, so...
kit~!
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>>193197
who is kit?
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A chan user? And may be Heyuri user?
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>>193208
i dont use any other forums :x3:
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No.193185 [Report] + AS
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:xd:
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Is this sum kinda automatic translation tool or what? :unsure:
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>>193186
yep:nyaoo: lunatranslator cus im too much of a fat nigra 2 learn jaPENIS
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No.193188 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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Bring back ads like this .. :cry:
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No.193189 [Report] Yeah x2
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Moar liek Cock Xploder amirite

Your fortune: Good luck

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No.193119 [Report] + AS
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I use Heyuri classic
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No.193146 [Report] Yeah x1
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mercury for suigintou! (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)
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mercury is nice :cool:
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im fat as fuck so naturally, ayashii ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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mostly miku. If miku not here, yotsuba (for heyuri, 'heyuri classic').

And maybe fuuka.
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>>193148
>>193146
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that anons worse than epstein?
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Hey Heyuri!

Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...

but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.

I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
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No.193113 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>193112
I had a clingy 15 year old internet gf once. I always thought I'd enjoy that, but actually, she was super fucking annoying. Good luck.
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No.193127 [Report] Yeah x1
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I gonna kill op and steal his gf.
:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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is that :nigra: talking about internet gf? lmao imagine
>she is lot lighter than mine sadly
hahahahahaha
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not gonna end well OP
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>>193104
this is why i hate bothering with relationships, why the fuck does everything have to be so secretive ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
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Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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>>192986
no love for ANUS :cry:
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>>192943
Why do the commenters with the most dogshit opinions always have this guy as their youtube icon
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No.193069 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>193063
it's a slacktavist campaign
the idea is supposed to be that you're against remote data collection, with the visual parallel being that the microsoft buddy things would take your name, birthday, etc. and would use it to "improve" your experience without sending that information to the company
but of course you're too addicted to youtube to actually stop using it so you just change your pfp instead of actually spending any thought on your privacy
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>>193062
one love for ANUS ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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No.193137 [Report] + AS
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BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance2:

>>>/q/70682
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No.193139 [Report] Yeah x4
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PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME
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Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?
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No.193061 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>193046
Oh cool, I've been playing this too! But why use monsters as cum dumps when Compa is right there?
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water teh plant ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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yeah you can have the monsters just don't touch my uni or else i'll get really mad
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>>193046
I have that game in my ps4.
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Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!
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He is a Mac user
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>>192976
who's the OG author? this is cute...
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it is actually his nickname lol
https://baraag.net/@allcharacters18
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No.193101 [Report] Yeah x6
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BAKA ๐Ÿ’ข:kuma6:
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>>193075
>cock-feeding
I often fantasize about this exact scenario... :dizzy:
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Hi heyurizens!
How do yu do?
I'm flying thank yu.
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my boss had access to cocaine and he seemed super hype but beat his woman and i think by transference it would be fun but my woman (my PENIS) would be in danger
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ough mah gad!!!1
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No.193049 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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my pretty princess house has a window in the bathroom so ossan can watch me use the toilet and bathe :biggrin:
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are there any sims mods where you can put a camera inside the toilet bowl?
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>>193060
Sims 4 has first person mode, so a "place camera anywhere" mod could easily be vibecoded if it doesn't already exist.
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No.193029 [Report] Yeah x2 AS
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>193048
Actually I using Debian too :sweat2:

But Mint isn't Debian-based? So, Mint == Debian :smile:
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>>193054
Debian -> Ubuntu -> Mint. So it's like Mint is Debian's granddaughter.
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>>193043
Windows doesnt detect wifi from my motherboard, linux does
Idk why :nyaoo2:
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>>193056
so LMDE?
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>>193043
ALSO!!!!!!!
For some reason my motherboasrd had its memory reset and i couldnt start the system with past tpm records and i had to make a new one meaning I WOULD HAVE LOST ALL FILES IF I WERE ON WINDOWS because of bitlocker
Luckily i dont use windows 11 where its default and bitlocker in general is pointless mostly
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/vote.cgi?room=1788634015
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a CHEATER on HEYURI!!!!!111!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Nooooo! I just agreed what he said! It was perfect, it was flat, it was justice!!!!ยด!00=!!!!!!!
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If big tits dont win, I'm gonna hak teh server-kun and steal pedos and pedos (who likes small tits are pedos too) IPs
๐Ÿ’ปโžก๐Ÿ”จโžกand after doing it, anons:worry::emo:๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

So, VOTE FOR BIG TITS
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No.193051 [Report] Yeah x1
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big breasts require big threats while flat chests are naturally best
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>>193051
Well, You want this.
I'm going to hak server-kun.
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Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fuckin a bitch while her baby suckin dick (ยดใƒผ`)
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>>193004
it's aaaaawwwright
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sex should be done for the purpose of procreation
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>>193025
Sure thing. No one on Heyuri's having it. We already live according to your standards.
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>>193026
there won't be any little heyurizen running around in the big heyuri house?? :sad:
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>>193025
what about rape?
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