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"Which X am I thinking of?" ...try to guess the correct answer!
If you guess correctly, you decide the next prompt and answer!

https://cgi.heyuri.net/donpisha/
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>>194241
I think Yutaka might be my waifu <3
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Hint (useless): she's in this picture
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>>194241
i loev misao, she's too kawaii (////)
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>>194241
Just give me Konata (๏ผพะ”^)
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>>194241
dice1d20-1=20 (19)

If you take a crap during bunkasai, is it a bunkasai poop? Is crapping a qualifiable theme?
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only if j00 post it on heyuri dot net!
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dude i finished shitting just 2 minutes ago
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Kitsch loli! :biggrin:
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I took a big dump and posted it on /b/ once
if someone finds it that could be the first contribution to the toilet booth :nyaoo:

Hello!
It seems like bant-tan has misplaced her body... Could you find a replacement for her?
Draw... anything!!!
-give her a uniform!
-force her into a sukumizu!
-make her an obese hairy east asian man!
-give her a 92-76-98 figure... with a 5 cm boner!
-turn her into... a massive rat!

The choice is yours!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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I'm not an artist but Bant-tan turned me into an artist.

Your fortune: Bad luck

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bant-tan's bant hole!
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>>194276
And Bant tits babe!

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep


Sometimes I wish to
Paint on Reimu's naked butt
But she won't let me :cry:
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A Touhou Haiku?
I haven't played Touhou
I just know Cirno
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i dont know tohou too much
but the lolis
make my dick happy



tomozo, kokoro no haiku (ยดใƒผ`)
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throwing up after
eating delicious dinner
so i'll stay pretty
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>>194273
AMAZING CONTRIBUTION FROM TEH /J/EYURI CLUB ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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*sniff* *sniff*
hmm, 'cain is flyin'
nose is bleedin'
brain is explosin'
haiku is typin'
end of sentence are disapperin'

reoky to this sthread blindfolded
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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS penus pneus penus oenus oenus oeuns oenus oenus oenus
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rhus is vert east IP US A FAGGOT
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i i i love little girlw they make me feel so god
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>>194209
me too anon! I want to cum inside their little VAGINAs and then d+++cidd;e and rape them until I dall asleep!
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niggers tongue my ANUS lololol
I hhabe severe autism
the novelty og this thread wears off fast

Any Heyurizens use Slackware? I'm considering moving to a non-systemd distro. Currently I'm installing it on a VM to test it out. It seems very kewl but I worry I might be too much of a n00b to use it. :sweat2: (I've done fine with Mint and Debian so far).
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>>194103
smart or experienced users don't use linux
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y systemd bad:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I used it last year for quite a while. It was also my first distro decades ago.

I would use non systemd distributions for ideological reasons. There's a tendency to centralise that is worrying and dangerous. But other than that there's not much difference. Linux is Linux. You'll do fine. Also if you're used to writing unit files, an older init system will give you context and you'll understand what systemd came from (and why people rightfully hated it).
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I like artix + dinit
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slackware is mostly easy in my experience, particularly if you install literally every package

honestly, maybe I should go back and use slackware again, it has been a few years

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

Would you date a female lolicon /b/?
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The female lolicon will only date you if you are shorter than her, shave all your body hair, and wear a dress.
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I had a female shotacon date me once, but once I turned taller and older she lost interest in me. :cry:
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I dated a roricon gurly, who also called herself a โ€œhimejoshi,โ€ and it went on for the better part of a year until she slowly stopped committing herself to me til the end of last yr, it totally wrecked my self-esteem bcus this was my first time ever dating anybdy in any capacity

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poast dancing GIFs
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fish dance!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

How do you think Miku would fidget while waiting at a stoplight?
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She'd start singing and dancing, obviously.
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...Why is the steering wheel in the middle of the car? :unsure:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>194082
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you are very blind

Does anyone actually believe this?
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Video title: I became a luddite peasant during a period of extreme technological advancement and put my entire lineage at a disadvantage economically, intellectually, and technologically because I was addicted to tiktok.
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>>194088
>my entire lineage
didn't know we had venerable cultivators on heyuri dawt net ๐Ÿ‘ฒ
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>>194123
My bloodline will survive the century of humiliation and be the marshals of a new age, can you say the same?
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youtube video essay antichrist of internet like reddit arguments

Your fortune: ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” !!!!

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could it be that all these people joining the "log off" movement were already not very online people pre-covid? And developed an internet "addiction" during lockdown ?

maybe they find the internet so disturbing and sinister because they were not net people to begin with (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ` )

can you pronounce non-pulmonic consonants?

i am reading wuthering heights and it is some genuine misery porn. why the fuck have i been recommended it
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you should read something good instead like Friend by Paek Nam-nyong

https://files.catbox.moe/sa9kkx.pdf
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116242
I read Wuthering Waves

LOL
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OH LAWD :nigra:
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Where is the yellow?

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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EPIC
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when you make a thread on /j/ that isnt about cutting / killing yourself

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