Heyuri!

Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)21:47:17 No.179274 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)21:48:58 No.179275 +

you heard of ballplay, of assplay...
now, introducing: eyeplay! (・∀・)

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2 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)22:09:52 No.179279 Yeah x2

Iplay if Apple create it.

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/07(Tue)04:31:05 No.179307 +

eyes are the best part. :drool:

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4 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)05:27:28 No.179309 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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5 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)08:01:40 No.179321 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/04/04(Sat)09:21:28 No.178945 +

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once i stopped gooning for a while there arrived this unbearable loneliness combined with a desire to start a family. i realized that little girls are the most precious in the whole world. i feel like lifetime of porn consumption numbed the feeling of wanting to be a guardian. life only for myself now feels so very vain.

anyone had similar thoughts in their old age?

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14 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)21:27:46 No.179269 +

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I do see kids as a way to lock yourself in cage where you cannot give up, as all your life will be for one thing - your kids and your family. Your desire is to keep them safe. That by itself is meaning - but i am not sure if i want to commit to that as that means i need pour in so much effort. Yet, my current life is lacking one thing - deeper meaning to life itself. So, time to fuck? :dark:

Clannad hits extra hard as teh main theme of teh game is Family - and thats a hole in my own heart. Also, I feel a little jelous seeing Tomyo get to fuckNagisa. :x3:

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15 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)04:01:36 No.179301 +

>>179264
supposedly its because your "sex energy" is stuck in the groin and that usually creates perversion; its the mechanism behind why you see the meme of priests being pedo for altar boys and islamic ustad preying on boys and also secretly having gay urges.

apparently u have to channel it somewhere else; not getting into the more esoteric side of things, u ought to busy yourself in PROJECTS, basically be so into something to the point that the surplus "sex energy" doesnt have time to busy itself with the self-imposed resistance (thus the occasional perversions because the energy is blind on where to go). extreme passion in a PROJECT is preferred, but if theres not much passion, just force yourself

>>179269
the usual pathway of normal humans. its up to you. but something to consider; those normal humans dont even "think" about these things, they just do it. theres no intellectuation. lots of people in the world are, without offense, like animals, they fuck, they "fall in love", they tie the knot, they make babies (none of these are "wrong" in any sense though) and its all "just happens". like forces of nature, mostly unthinking, mostly 'blind',
and the world goes on and on.

but you are -thinking- about it. thats, supposedly, an "extra baggage" in the world of these normal, animalistic humans.
you will certainly carry a heavier weight than them. just a note

decision is all yours

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16 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)04:18:32 No.179304 +

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I want a daughter i can cuddle kiss and make beautiful love to.

Little girls are goddesses.

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17 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)07:12:58 No.179314 +

fell for the 1337 retarded manbaby neet meme and now theres no going back

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18 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)08:01:17 No.179320 Yeah x2

>>179314
Wtf is a 1337 retarded manbaby neet meme?

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)12:03:43 No.179240 +

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*slurps*

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)13:05:09 No.179245 +

FATEFUCKERS. :biggrin:

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2 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)14:35:44 No.179251 Yeah x1

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SECONDS! GIVE ME SECONDS OF HAET!!

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/07(Tue)07:42:18 No.179317 +

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ah~

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do the horse Fukukitanon 2026/04/07(Tue)07:34:27 No.179316 +

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or do not do the horse, that is the question

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Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)06:13:24 No.179312 +

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berg0r

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)06:39:05 No.179313 +

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1 bög! plz

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)15:27:35 No.179256 +

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Heyuri predicted the future. There's really a nigger on the moon now

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7 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)02:51:19 No.179297 +

His name is Pilot Victor Glover. And my god what a pose he has struck.

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8 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)04:05:13 No.179303 +

>>179294
>just a flyby
that nigra's about to do the first fly-by shooting :nigra:

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9 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/07(Tue)04:26:41 No.179305 +

nigra stole my moon ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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10 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)06:00:09 No.179310 +

no white traaash can fool me fool me fool me

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11 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)06:07:55 No.179311 +

imagine going 2 teh moon to be teh first man to FAP. :3

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)22:51:22 No.179280 +

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what are /b/'s favorite visual novel soundtracks?

for me personally it has to be subahibi https://youtu.be/iDUpDjvfmjg

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)22:56:44 No.179282 +

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Z.A.T.O.'s OST is pretty good: https://youtu.be/J8RacUAaQtI

i usually don't play non-japanese VNs, but i can't recommend it enough.

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/07(Tue)03:27:33 No.179300 +

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o0y-MNqdQU

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3 Anonymous 2026/04/07(Tue)04:31:02 No.179306 +

Ever17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7K9ure32Ok

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)01:37:31 No.179185 Yeah x2

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i ordered some books from ebay days ago and they're still awaiting shipment :cry:

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)02:01:43 No.179186 +

which books?

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2 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)02:48:58 No.179190 +

PIR8 them. :biggrin:

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3 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)10:59:08 No.179218 +

loli books? :x3:

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4 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)21:46:14 No.179273 +

update: they've been shipped. now we wait :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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5 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)21:49:37 No.179276 Yeah x2

tehy shipped teh ducks? Or did they ducks ship? wait, um, shipped ducks ships?

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)11:20:23 No.179225 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/06(Mon)12:08:04 No.179242 +

bocchi the pezident

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2 pezident boochi! 2026/04/06(Mon)12:15:24 No.179243 +

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vote for me and you will never have to leave your house again!

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3 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)12:23:10 No.179244 Yeah x2

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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4 pezident boochi 2026/04/06(Mon)14:45:06 No.179254 +

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...

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)11:29:48 No.179229 +

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i found teh polish bunny!

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/06(Mon)11:44:12 No.179234 +

with longpost-shrooms anything is possible!

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2 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)11:58:34 No.179237 +

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I only eat rats!

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would u fuck a cube?

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/04(Sat)16:37:24 No.178986 +

now u can - for a price of US$25.84.
https://www.otonajp.com/box-shaped-insert-air-pillow-cover-2-amane-nemugaki-illustration-shino-mizuki

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2 Anonymous 2026/04/04(Sat)16:37:34 No.178988 +

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>>178985

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/04/04(Sat)19:25:28 No.179021 Yeah x6

Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

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4 Anonymous 2026/04/05(Sun)06:14:50 No.179061 +

the creativity of the universe never really ceases to surprise the universe. congrats.

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5 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)10:59:48 No.179219 +

i do want to buy one just cuz its weird

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Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)07:11:13 No.179203 +

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ive fapped thiiiis many times :cool:

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1 Windows® ∞ 2026/04/06(Mon)09:46:47 No.179211 +

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20 years 3 times a day :mona2:

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2 Fukukitanon 2026/04/06(Mon)10:16:15 No.179214 +

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>>179203
uwaaagh it's Yin

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3 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)10:56:49 No.179216 +

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u guys are noobz, i been fapping before u guys was born.

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Anonymous 2026/04/05(Sun)23:19:45 No.179177 Yeah x2

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kaguya check yoru email plsssss ^_^

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1 Anonymous 2026/04/05(Sun)23:34:55 No.179178 +

are you sexting kaguya?

...without me!? :furious:

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2 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)00:32:27 No.179184 +

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>>179178
mayeb

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3 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)06:24:15 No.179201 +

send me random shit at this email address tormp5@tuta.io or i will destroy you!

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4 Windows® ∞ 2026/04/06(Mon)09:57:20 No.179212 +

>>179201
did it land?

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5 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)10:55:07 No.179215 +

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kagunyaa~ is mine and mine only!

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Anonymous 2026/04/04(Sat)00:44:49 No.178903 +

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how many cups of coffee do you have a day?

yesterday i had like 5 to 8 :nyaoo2:

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13 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)07:25:15 No.179204 +

>>178903
am i the only fella who likes coffee because of the taste and not all those psychoactive physiologic things? coffee taste nice, and thats all! "productivity" is mostly mental and spiritual anyway.

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14 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)08:16:39 No.179205 +

ofc, i wouldnt drinking 2-4 cups a day if i didnt enjoy it. I've raised my tolerance waaaayy to high with both coffee and energy drink, but i really enjoy taste of both. I am sipping a black dark roasted coffee as we speak!

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15 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)09:03:29 No.179208 +

>>179204
me but not black coffee

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16 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)09:05:55 No.179209 +

>>179208
oh so you like MILK with taste of coffee? :lolico:

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17 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)09:20:33 No.179210 +

>>179209
yes

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Anonymous 2026/04/05(Sun)22:15:54 No.179167 +

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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

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5 Rabbitfield 2026/04/05(Sun)23:10:04 No.179173 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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6 Rabbitfield 2026/04/05(Sun)23:10:52 No.179174 Yeah x1

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is haruhism a real religion?

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7 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)00:22:28 No.179183 Yeah x1

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>>179174
YES!

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8 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)08:20:28 No.179206 +

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>>179172
always wanted 2 buy a haruhi fig but never got around 2 do it. Specific this one from Max factory.

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9 Anonymous 2026/04/06(Mon)08:22:06 No.179207 +

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