OI UR PISSIN ON ME ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

and once in the tank they had fun playing cards, the end

it's just some western soft-porn comic
heyuri is really scrapping the barrel....

FAKE!1!
The real Red Army would raep him as soon as he surrendered and then castrate his pen0r for the motherland.
0/10 for historical inaccuracy robbing us of shota guro the working class people DEMAND

>>143843
Angelos World is blessed okei? (speaking with the spirit of the dormant loli who loved tanks and fantasy)

and uhmmm better than Merryweather i suppose....

>>143843
If the soft-porn is hot, I don't think it matters much where it comes from.

It means you have been chosen.
We're coming.

I've been religiously saving virtually all OC posted to Heyuri since May 2020 - I don't seem to have that image, so maybe it wasn't posted here

>it was the exact time when kuz took over heyuri so it must be kinda related to kuz
He was already co-admin since late May 2020, became the de facto admin after TEH HAX in early September 2020, and then "officially" became the admin after relaunching Heyuri in early December 2020

>so maybe it wasn't posted here
I definitely remember seeing it hear

>>144380
all I know is it was created with adobe photoshop cs6. maybe we can trace it back to a certain person with this info (´～`). yet I'm really puzzled, where exactly did I find this meme and why did I end up saving it

>>144380
will you ever consider making your collection public?

Yeah yeah, hold your horses. I'm coming... just five more minutes. [takes a slow drag]

Just gonna finish dis watamelon boss

Ayo shit, give homie a slice.

I shouldn't have hired a bunch of if I didn't want this half assed anyways.

i hired bunch of
only one died in a gruesome liveleak accident

>>144300
Having a high libido and consuming da pronz is quite different

The fact that you started this thread to hash things out probably means it's something that bothers you, so maybe you should cut down, for personal reasons...

To be honest, I sometimes get down to once or twice a week without really meaning to. It's not some kind of self-limiting thing--I fap whenever I want--I just get really bored if I do it every day. Skipping a few days kind of recharges my battery so I cum harder and more when I get 'round to it. I actually consider this a means of increasing my pleasure.

>>144365
this is the correct answer (・∀・)

>>144273
I remember being curious about the proper frequency of masterbation. I looked up articles and I think they said 2-3 times a week as the healthy amount. However after meeting anon’s here that masterbate 3 times a day; they’ve ascended into sexual wizard gods. Capable of climaxes that briefly breach the world of living and dead.
I think those researchers are just jealous.

>Kill
Myself, so that I don't have to Kiss/Raep/Fuck or Marry any of them.

kill/kiss/fuck/rape/marry

Explanation: 1 is weird looking. 2 has nice lips I wanna kiss. 3 is ugly but I already killed and 4 looks fun to, ehm, do that to. marry 5 because I want her to sit on my face everyday and be a bossy wife

All of them r ugly lel

Waste of time for us to decide, since the women will fuck eachother! (Eventually)

Wuts the difference between fuck and raep?

>>144373
I envy lezbos

thre is literally nothing interesting in your head

>there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania

Except for you.

>>144195
If I told you I would have to kill you

>>144195
selling slaves ( ´ω`)

it's pretty much the last place where it's practiced out in the open ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

ur tellin me this isn't interesting?

...is that a paramotor trike? are those supposed to be bombs on the sides?
god, imagine getting bombed by some moron whose max airspeed is 45mph lmao

>>144361
yes and yes

Is this the african space agency?

My life is fine so why not, I would buy dogecoin and Gamestop stock pre-2020

>>144318
Duh!

>>144318
I'd make different choices about pretty much everything. I'd molest all the lolis while I'm young enough to get away with it. As soon as I can talk I'd start persistently nagging my parents to buy stocks in companies like Amazon and Apple. I'd save up thousands (or millions if the stocks pay off fast enough) and buy all the bitcoins as soon as they're available.

>>144315
I was just thinking about how many opportunities I missed out on due to being a moron when I was younger, before seeing this thread.

my two regrets are going to college and having exactly 0BTC despite knowing about it from the start
going back in time would let me fix both problems

teh moon

Japan, obviously

None, I liek my room

theres no place i rather be than here with you only on heyuri.net!

Does full metal alchemist count?

I started checking out the Daily Show when Jon Stewart came back. I still find him funny but it's not as good as it used to be. The rest of the hosts are awful though and I can't watch them. I also used to watch The Colbert Report. God, I can't believe I actually miss George W. being president...

depends on the occassion i think
ask gpt-san, he is much more efficient than me right now

being open to loving yuor bros is following the path of christ.

something about butt secks ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Say what happens if you don't love one another

First sit alone in a calm environment with your Bible, pray something akin to this: "Father in heaven, though I am a sinner unworthy to know your mysteries, I ask that you please guide my reading of your word. May the Holy Spirit rest upon me, and may my holy guardian angel keep watch and guard me against the guile of the devil. I pray that you endow me with wisdom that I might glorify your name. I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Then, search for parallel verses and read them carefully. There are several in 1 John and 1 Corinthians 13 that come to mind, but don't neglect to check the gospels and the other letters. Try to avoid "figuring" the verses out, at least at first, and do not ask ChatGPT or Google. Read them several times and meditate on them, letting the mind of Christ guide you first before you try to discern anything. It is not by our own exertion that we can understand the scriptures, but only through the guidance of the Spirit. And indeed, if your congregation is impressed by what you had to say, and if they praise you call you wise, humble yourself and give all credit to the Lord.

>For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0

LOLI HAET SANTA

loli haet pizza luvers

i'd like to see this loli without the dead guy

10000000000000x poly version

>>144173
cool

>>144312
onehole not included.

>>144313
Not that bad, there's still two left

those are premium subscriptions locked by a monthly paywall.

>>144148
>>144151
Nintendo has finally caught on to what the fans REALLY want

I love the mainline Nintendo games, but they aren't such a necessity to the point where i can't wait for an emulator to be made... and i'm not retarded enough to waste that much fucking money on Nintendo ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

+ emulators end up having lots of big advantages over teh original console, not only in power but for example, i played Super Mario Bros Wonder and TOTK like a whole week b4 release ヽ(´∇`)ノ

nope
shit, I barely emulate the switch 1, only bothered for Pokemon
I just don't care about first party Nintendo

everything else I'd play is on PC, and I don't have a major need for a portable system
I won't pretend I haven't been tempted to get a steam deck, but it'd basically fill the role of "very cheap gaming laptop" to use when with IRL friends rather than an actual handheld lol

>>144133
What switch 2 game is that? Looks really hawt..

i'll buy a switch 2 when there are games i actually want to play on it like splatoon 4 but i won't pay $450 for one