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No Title 50
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE SEX ALL THE TIME!!!

(NO!!!!!!!111!1)
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Too many damn loli/shota threads. It's time to talk about something cool and manly.

What Kurosawa film should I watch first? I haven't seen any.

Any other films from the 50s/60s I should see? Haven't watched very many from that period.
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ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Long time no see... 9
Hi Heyuri. I haven't visited this place since I think June of last year. What has happened here since? Did this place get any more popular or is it still a small circle of people here?
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Rules say Hi for new user

My introduction is that Shota is a force behind the electrical pulse of nervers maintaining my hearts, and Loli butt is what I look forwards to ( ´ω`)
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エロお絵描きは大好き! この人がえっちしたいよ
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mona2

https://maribelhearn.com/slots
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Chat Clients 17
What chat services do people use these days? I've never really been good at making friends, but over the past 15 or so years I've collected a handful of acquaintances I talk to from time to time, and a majority of those chums (that I still talk to) are on this thing called "discord". I tried to log into that discord thangamajigger tonight, because I wanted to talk to an old buddy I used to watch bad movies with, but when I signed in, it required email verification.... and the email I had originally signed up with just so happened to be the only email of mine that I've ever forgotten the password to. dark
So, I've essentially just lost every internet buddy I've ever made. Apparently discord is going to stop working for win7 users like me in a few days, so I suppose it doesn't matter anyway. Aside from discord, I used to use trillian back in the day, and pidgin messenger. For the past couple years i've mainly used discord, and a little telegram on the side since I have a few south american buddies on there that like the same pornos I do xp
tl;dr what chat clients are you peeps using, and can we be friends?
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No Title 3
I was searching for ero doujinshi of an unrelated show I've been watching, and I found a waha in wild!
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Dear Inu-さん~ ( Inu!XDDHEmNmmE )

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(ノ_ _)ノ *exalted bow*

I request more of your CD-rips and possibly some DVD-rips if there are any available. If you're feeling for it, I would like to know the contents of your CD and DVD collection. Your generous favors will be returned with a physical shrine in your name and my service unto you. Domo
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No Title 1
anybody have any interests that are considered too childish for other people?

the digimon vpets look fun but my family wouldnt approve of me getting a glorified childrens toy. shame cause the designs look cool.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I THINK WE NEED A SH 13
lolis are good, but shotas need justice!! dance2dance2
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are there any regulations in Japan for uncensored cum? unsure
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No Title 93
I realized my dream, I'm living in Japan! iyahooiyahooiyahoo
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Wow, you can really learn anything online these days, can't you...?(´人`)
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No Title 16
loli hax!!!1!1
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I would love to be a little girl. I'd kill myself if I woke up as an adult woman, but I would be overjoyed if I woke up as a real life loli. Does anyone else feel this way? sweat3
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music 3
i found this on vidlii the other day and i've been looking for "hardcore" but nothing i've found is as raw and "my objective is to pierce your eardrums" as this closed-eyes
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=stflIXjtYQk

every other hardcore music has this uhm... "wobble" to the percussions, if that makes sense, they go "pyou pyou pyou" unsure

music thread btw
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What d'you think, guys? unsure
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No Title 35
what the fuck is the difference between bdsm and linux
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Today (20.02) we celebrate 16th anniversary of the founding of /jp/. Are there any Heyurians who used to lurk on jay? Share your best memories of your time there!
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Does anyone make music groovier than Wesley Willis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcuEbUPyGU
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KAGUYA FACE REVEAL 12
behold the true identity
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No Title 17
Let's say Heyuri has 22TB of Hard Disk space. What would Heyuri do with it? Would you go with multiple drives and RAID them into one 22TB? Would you encrypt it? What would you store? Asking for a friend. happy
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Inspired by heyuri's new CGI scripts, I thought it would be cool to try and learn the Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister. Is it worth it? What other stuff can you do with perl?
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Do you have any edits of Nigga Osaka (Osaka with black skin)?
I remember seeing a few but I unfortunately I didn't save them.
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dose heyurins run servers?
if so how did you first get into it, and what services do you run or have ran in the past.

i ran arch and had a personal website and seeded some loli anime torrents. and a irc bouncer. some dude wanted to use my old pc for arch, all i did was enable ssh in the install and port forwarded 22 then i fell asleep. i woke up to him having it decked out
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No Title 1
guys I scanned this magazine I had lying around
https://archive.org/details/13_20240219_20240219_1634/1.jpg
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EH? 4
AIDS?!
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No Title 1
Finally!
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No Title 4
Someone should buy these loli-neko Ruri figures! lulz

https://www.ebay.com/itm/176247375067?itmmeta=01HQ1GH45VGT17WGSGQ284D1XY&hash=item29092984db:g:3VIAAOSwDA1l07cj
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No Title 24
Got tea.
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Virgins in paradise! 33
Imagine a woman, your future wife,
With hair thats dark black and soft as silk
A virgin
With beautiful breasts,
Dark, wide eyes,
Dark, silk-soft hair
Soft, white skin, so clear and beautiful its almost transparent
Shy, modest, and afraid to look at you in the eyes

Doesn't it sound liek an anime to you?

Well its actually how our wives will look like in Jannah! Subhanallah.
(55:56-58) (56:22-23) (56:34-37)

So, tell me again, why wont you become a Muslim? Allah is merciful to those
who follow him and his messenger! And he guarantees at least 2 wives to each
and every believer. And many, many more to martyrs for Allah, such as those
who die for him.

>Ibn Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) said, according to a report narrated from him, that “busy in joyful things” means listening to stringed instruments. Abu Hatim (may Allah have mercy on him) said: he misheard the phrase Iftidad Al-Abkar (deflowering virgins) and thought it was Sama Al-awtar (listening to stringed instruments).
<In fact the correct phrase is Iftidaad Al-Abkar (deflowering virgins). (Ibn Kathir, 3/564)

According to some tafsir, they may even be lolis!
>The Arabic word ka'ib it is defined as meaning "A girl whose breasts are beginning to swell, or become prominent.

So what are you waiting for? biggrin You DO want to deflower beautiful young virgins in paradise forever... right?
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Just started reading this book on impressionism. So far Edouard Manet's work is my favorite. Sadly, the images on google don't do justice to the scans on the book
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i didn't know this guy was a pedo
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No Title 32
pink or brown ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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MMD password help 5
https://bowlroll.net/file/141230

If anyone understands japanese, please give me the password for this model.
I tried typing many different combinations for over an hour but none of them worked.
This could also be a game for anyone trying to test their japanese skills aswell. ^_^

Here's the password hint:
★パス⇒彼女の『東方永夜抄における二つ名』を、漢字とひらがなを含む6文字で

Computer translated:
Pass => Her "Two names in Touhou Eiyasho" in 6 characters including Kanji and Hiragana.

Good luck!
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No Title 2
I have read chaoskaiser72's ONScripter page and have installed latest version of ONScripter-EN on my linux machine to play visual novels natively.
The only problem being, he doesn't say where to find the damned game scripts. Can anyone help? Is this even possible?
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I want a meido who would only bother to prepare me maruchan meals ( ´ω`)
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Happy valentines!! O 31
Go! Mine is...eh..well..DONT JUDGE!
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Boing!~ sweat
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anyone /study togeth 8
trying to study maths and N1 japanese with many hours per day available. it would be nice to have someone else to keep up with.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkb6OpoL6Z8
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waaaahhhhhh... i wish i was a shota again... crycrycrysad
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what's your mil 10
Finger protection while eating, it's genius! No more dorito keyboard! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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No Title 14
where is everyone?
no one cares about heyuri anymore cry
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No Title 3
big loli neko
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How does Heyuri like Ichigo Mashimaro in (partial) color? I would color the clothes and backgrounds too but that would take decades.
https://mangadex.org/title/79a80b2b-8c4e-46be-9a3a-0f4287e3a60c
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Heyuri Sings: Bad Bo 22
Just record yourself singing and share the file through Catbox or whatever

Lyrics: https://genius.com/Cascada-bad-boy-lyrics

By the way, does anyone have the Mod-sama AMV that uses the song?
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Techno City 5
Heyuri, let's talk about and post techno (and related genres)!
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How can I use a virtual machine on windows XP?
When I search "windows xp virtual machine" or any variations thereof, all the results are concern emulating windows XP, and not ON windows XP.
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YUM!
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A friend of my parents has so very graciously donated me a flatbed scanner from 1998, as she heard their son liked old technology.
So the first thing I did was obviously...
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Woah mamadrool
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oda nobunigga 1
oda nobunigga
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sexbox or gheystatio 19
choose.
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Imagine getting a handy from this guy...blush
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I bought Diablo 2 and decided to play Paladin for my first run ever. Was this a bad choice?
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Kirby's Adventure
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No Title 14
I finished reading Ever17 -the out of infinity-
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Cheer up, eskEMO-girl!! emoemo
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Anyone know any good torture porn/mindbreak ecchi manga? I am reading one called 'Confinement King' which is fairly entertaining.
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valentine's day 33
post your beloved waifus so I can masturbate to them ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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how did you hear of 38
i was introduced to it by a man whose name no longer wanders my memories on a rule 8 place... i am forever in debt to him
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you guize should read this book drool
https://files.catbox.moe/eeli4i.pdf
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No Title 6
i wish that aya would kidnap me and rape me and force me to have half youkai children
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The public bathroom must be the grooviest place on the planet. Only good things happen in the public bathroom.nigradance2
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OH MAY GWAD 5
OH MAY GWAD
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No Title 5
I am looking for valuable suggestions on what to put on my new VIP quality domain that i bought before thinking this through. -> tablec.at
banana
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No Title 65
Heyuri desktop thread! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
(Has this been done before?)
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I command you to redraw this into something anime related! Nao! angryangry
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Are you BAWLINGcry or BALLINcool
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No Title 37
if pedophilia and homosexuality are both paraphilias, how come pedophilia is considered a mental disorder while homosexuality isn't? angry
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Dating 8
Ladies (yes, all four of you), and gentlemen! On this day of Valentines and romance, I see... very little of either. Not much more sexy posts than usual too...

BUT THIS WILL NOT DO! angry

That is why I invite you all to take some time finding your soulmate in the sweaty, smelly rooms of Dating@Heyuri! Try it, you may just find the one for you to have hawt secks with!

https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/
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Heyuri vorecat (´ー`)
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No Title 28
I haven't been able to draw anything remotely good in 5 days sweat3
did the God of Drawing abandon me?

also gimme a name for dovegirl's love interest
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TEST
TEST 2
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No Title 2
what's this position called?
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who's everyone& 18
answer if you want I guesssmile
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hi /b/
I've decided I want to be a philosopher. What do you guys want to be? (it's important to note that you can be whatever you want to be if you put your mind to it)
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What do you think of mai first flash animation?
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[Help!] I need a new 34
Hello heyuri, it's been a bit over half a year since I stopped using smartphones and instead bough a "Samsung Ch@t". It's a pretty dysfunctional device, but it's what I came across at the time. Now I'm looking to buy another "dumbphone" and since this is a revival website I thought that maybe you guys could help me. I got my first cellphone during the mid-2010s so I really wouldn't know what to buy...
I have only a few requirements: I need to have WiFi, e-mail and an IRC client.
Does anyone here also not use smartphones?
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your response?
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Good Morning!!!1! 4
Good morning Heyuri! biggrin
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I just cleared my watch history, which means youtube no longer reccommends me any videos on the home page. Heyuri, be my guide!ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Fanfiction thread :3 17
It's genuinely interesting how there's both shitty and amazing writing about the most random of fandoms, so ITT talk abt either ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No Title 1
watching superbowl with bros ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Oh Suiseiseki! I call upon you. 'Tis I, PC98(or at least used to be). I have missed you, and wish to speak with you yet again. Meet me in #Suiseiseki_PC at rizon.net (perhaps some ERP? ´・ω・`)
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No Title 12
one day you will never wake up, nyuuu~
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¡Probé café por primera vez ayer y realmente me gustó!
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HEY THERE 1
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING TO BUDDY? HUH? IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP FAGGOT, AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT..
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No Title 10
How badly do you want to suck on a fat, smooth, succulent cock, twitching with arousal, so hard it bounces with your soft touches, and let it blow a heavy, thick load into your awaiting mouth right now?
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Hi /b/
I've been sick all day, and up until now, it's been debilitating. I'm very tired now. I'm gonna go to bed; I love you guys. (´ー`)
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biggrin
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No Title 1
Have you read any comics lately
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O Disbelievers of HeAS  11
Say: Allah! He is one. (Tawhid)

Worship no others but him. (Do not commit Kufr)

Associate with him no partners. (Do not commit sirk)

and follow the sunnah (Sayings and habits) of his messenger, Muhammad. (Peace be upon him)

Then, you will enter paradise! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Do you not fear the eternal torment? (Jahhanam)

The noble Qur'an states, that he who associates partners with Allah, or who worships other than Allah, will be burned in the fire.

O disbelievers of Heyuri, I make dawah to you, come to Islam, this is the way of truth.

( ´ω`) I got permission from kaguya (May Allah have mercy on him) himself to make this thread.
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JanaFantasticShoes 6
I found this bizarre fetish channel on vidlii...
Shoes huh? huh
https://www.vidlii.com/user/JanaFantasticShoes
And... here's her website dark
https://www.fantastic-jana.de/#xl_xr_page_index
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I heard you like flat girls (´・ω・`)
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What? Pocky doesn't go in your manko you dumb idiot! READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!(゚血゚#)
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No Title 8
what's your child porn collection at?
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No Title 27
I still have trouble whether to use "in" or "on" in/on certain phrases ( ´,_ゝ`)
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Mom found the loli folder
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*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG* PUWAAAAAAH! biggrin
(It's never too young to start doing this.)
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Kirakishou Server 5
So, is the server dead, or... ?
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WTF IS MOOT DOING??
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No Title 57
Personality tests are pretty bullshit, but I figure this one would be fun for Heyuri.nyaoo-closedeyes

https://sexvalues.github.io/index.html
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sankyu japanese seiyuu!
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Dejiko's birthd 12
Hey, Uri do you know? February 8th is Dejiko's birthday!🎂🎉
What are you going to do? how are you going to celebrate?

You did remember a gift, right?dark
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No Title 64
Package opening blog, the 10th package
I will be showing off what arrived this time.

Information:
☆If you find it tiring and annoying I will stop making these threads, I am aware it might be annoying
☆If you are interested in any item or have requests in terms of photos, please let know
☆If somebody is interested in getting things from Japan with low effort and cheap, please let know
☆I have got 7 more packages of up to 20kg tochuu (on teh way xD), I will posess a Ran cosplay within 2 months, threads will not run out suddenly unless I die!

General contents:
☆Idolmaster manga, CDs and posters
☆Touhou manga, CDs and games
☆Yryr microfibre towel
☆Nitori (captured)

Glory to Heyureh!
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No Title 15
quoting from this site:
https://fashionhistory.fitnyc.edu/1830-1839/

>"The flood of romance which had risen to such a height by the end of the '20s reached a culmination, so far as fashions went, in the year 1830, when extraordinary attention was lavished on the upper half of the dress and the sleeves. Innumerable... types of bodice appeared... In addition, there were at least a dozen different patterns of sleeve for day use; and when it is recalled that the hats were more startling in color and size than the dresses it can easily be understood that the total effect was overwhelming, especially as the woman of fashion wore them all with an air of perfect assurance; the mode was not intended to be anything but ravishing and arresting; a spirit of conquest dominated the designs."

>"Overall, fashion emphasized and highlighted an expansive width (Ashelford 191). The sleeve was, by far, the most significant element of fashion. Gigot or leg-o-mutton sleeves reached an apex in size between 1830 and 1833, and many varieties appeared..."
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No Title 9
While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man
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No Title 45
p-pantsu maek all anime harder, better, faster, stronger! biggrin
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Where are some of the best places for a moderately wealthy (~$1 million) gaijin to retire in Japan? The most important thing is that there are lots of cute girls looking for a husband that don't mind if I only know ~200 words of japanese that I learned from watching hentai and JAV.
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Which artist draws the most beautiful 2D faces in your opinion?
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Yusa Mikan 12
She is so relentlessly beautiful, I can't take it. cry
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HEYURI DOOM WAD?! 7
On Chat@Heyuri, we did some brainstorming for what a Heyuri-themed Doom wad would look like. Pic related is my script for what it would look like.

Use this thread to offer more ideas to add, because I'm all out of any. :p

And also if anyone wants to come forward and program the wad, you can do that as well. But don't be in a rush to make it, this is primarily for fun! biggrin
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lol the monkey hates when u get his food dirty biggrinxd
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Do you like my photo 5
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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No Title 15
I forgot where i saw this idea originally but imagine this:
A hikkiNEET livestreaming his life to the internet, 24/7, no breaks. Like Chip-chan, but more interesting.
Would you watch it? And does anyone want to volunteer?
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More Photos from Pho 2
cool I'm PhotoMan.mona2
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check out this cat 5
Heyuri, what is your opinion on this cat picture? cool
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fgsfds
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heyuri tan smile
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Come on... let me indark
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No Title 14
I have spent the last 2 years writing a >500 page book on how the Pyramids were built by ancient Turks. Any heyurians out there want a copy? My local publisher has an Armenian surname,(unacceptable) so just send me some money via mail and I'll send you a handwritten copy. (will take some time since I only have 1 copy and will have to rewrite it after each purchase)
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Groovy Album Covers 11
Post some.
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No Title 19
Bracelet time again ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I couldn't do the BOKU right bcz my set didn't have enough green and red,,,,
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what type? [PIZZA] 5
what kind of pizza is this? it looks really good, I want to taste it. love
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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al qaeda game 8
Has anyone played this?

Back in 2006 Al Qaeda released this joke FPS shooter via yahoo groups called Quest for Bush - Night of Bush Capturing. Its like Wolfenstein but shittier and you kill Bush instead of Hitler. Missions include "search for Bush" and "Bush hunted like a rat." Its buggy as fuck and apparently theres only 30 minutes of gameplay. I'm sure O-sama was disappointed.

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/quest-for-bush-night-of-bush-capturing-eyp

I can't get it working on my system though cry
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Oh no!! ITS TEH REAP 17
Hey there boy...bend over you broke rule 8..now i'll breakYOUR ASS Any last words?nyaoo-closedeyes
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What would her chest feel like?drool
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what's better than a loli neko? a jk neko biggrin
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If all humans but you and a loli suddenly disappeared, would you raep the loli?
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No Title 0
why here on heyuri you loves so much PENIS?
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No Title 0
GO MAKE A HAKONIWA ISLAND SO I CAN RECK YOUR SHIT AND SINK YOU BIYATCH!!! (゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)
https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/
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What should I make for dinner tonight? ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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tomorrow is my first day of college
im so exciting...... a brand new life unveils in front of me(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
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drink milk daily to grow up!
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I miss drawing for Heyuri (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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What do I post here if I don't have any pictures of 20 year old animes!?
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Good Morning Heyuri. How long are your legs? Mine are 69 inches longcatnyaoo-closedeyes
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Should I raep a woman before I become an hero? unsure
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What level of scammed are you on, bro? dark
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Have you ever been to a con? What was it like?
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Heyuri...Go outside... And hug the first animal you see...It might change your life...
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PREORDERED
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gesu (´ー`)
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Just lost 4 ranked games in a row, I think I am going to end it heyuri dark

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