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No.146966
Hey /b/. I'll cut right to the chase here; I witnessed my imoutou puking.
She'd been complaining of a fever all day, and that compelled me to stalk around, since I knew her vomiting would be inevitable. So I spent the day quietly observing in separate rooms, until I was sure she was ready to blow.
The catalyst was old, over the counter ibuprofen. Within seconds of taking it, she violently hurled all over the place. She quickly got a bag to barf into, and promptly chucked it into the garbage bin, after completely emptying herself out into the toilet.
That's where this thread comes in. :ph34r:
After dinner, I'm going to sneak outside, pretending to take out the trash from my room, and slyly scoop up the doubtlessly-fetid vomit (it's over 100 degrees out) into a bag.
Here are the dilemmas I face:
-We're out of ziplocs, so I'm going to have to dig one out of the dumpster.
-Ziplocs are clear, so I'll need to dig for an old takeout bag in the dumpster to put the ziploc filled with vomit inside it, so I can carry the precious goods back in without being caught.
-This requires me to climb into the dumpster, which is conveniently placed in front of a security camera my father keeps on at all times, as is the trash bin.
This is a risky mission, gentlemen. I may not come back a free man. But, if you keep this thread up on page 1, and I evade capture, tonight you will see glorious chunks from a skinny, dark sleek-haired, b-cupper imouto. If I had to give a visual aid, she's essentially Ayumu Kasuga in the flesh; both in looks and personality.
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No.146969
W-what?
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No.146971
Post pics of imouto as well.
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No.146975
you should just get her to vomit directly in your mouth
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No.146977
sounds like a plan but i wont fap 2 it unless i see ur imoutou!
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No.146978
You should thank Jesus Christ that your sister never sees this thread.
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No.146979
At least tell us her age, come on
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No.146980
g-ganbatte!!! o7
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No.146981
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Ganbare OP! Puke is moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.146984
>>146977
OP said she looks like this >>146982
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No.146988
now why would you do that
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No.146992
bampu... get em tiger
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No.146993
MY PARENTS STEPPED OUT TO GO TO THE CONVENIENCE STORE
I'M GOING TO RETRIEVE THE VOMIT, THIS IS IT
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No.146994
>>146993
oh shit ur actually doing it? :huh:
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No.146995
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Here she is, boys!
This was a total success! I had to cover the empty spot in the bin with my own trash bag in case someone were to throw away garbage and notice the barf bag is gone, but later on I'll have to dig the bag out put this underneath it, just in case they decide to look for it. It's not likely, but you can never be too safe! :sweat2:
But enough about that, I'm ready to enjoy the pukes of my labor~
I haven't taken the barf out of its bag yet, and I'm wondering where I should put it. I was thinking a plastic cup, but I really wanna examine it. I found the plastic cover to a sushi bento I bought a week ago, so I think I'll use that. I hope it's not too small.
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No.146996
:sweat:
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No.146997
>>146995
you better not put that on ur wiener :dark:
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No.146999
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I found a suitable container for the barf! It smells like scented trash bag and pure stomach acid. I guess that's to be expected! I wonder what the hell it is she consumed to puke out this green chunder..
And the little bits of undigested.. stuff? Any science anons care to explain what the hell it could've been? If anyone's curious, I can take the little pieces out and take pictures.
>>146997
Eheh... too late :sweat:
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No.147001
>>146999
>And the little bits of undigested.. stuff?
Maybe she ate pop-corn
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No.147002
You are going to catch whatever illness she had
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No.147003
>You are going to catch whatever illness she had
Darwinism in action!
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No.147004
>>147002
>>147003
Worth it :cool:
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No.147005
...eat it?
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No.147006
Please do post a video of whatever you plan to do with it (´人｀)
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No.147007
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Okay, I've jerked off with it three times now. I'm putting it away for tonight.
I've decided against throwing the puke back in the trash. I ended up having to cut a hole in the bag to release the liquid, so if I'm caught, I'm caught. I'm in too deep now, and I don't give a damn! :xp:
Even though I've already had a lot of fun with it, I'm not quite done yet. I won't swallow it or lather my junk with it. I want to keep the puke- I want to store it away in my room, and watch it morph as it ferments. But, since this is heyuri, and I want to document the process here, I think I'll do it /b/-style. I'm going to submerge a figure of YOUR WAIFU inside it! That's right!
Now, I can only select one anon's waifu to be the gero queen, so naturally, a competition will be held. Since this board's not suited for digit rolling, maybe a tegaki contest could be held? I'm open to ideas, of course :nyaoo2:
Whoever ends up winning must send a link to the figure of their waifu, so I may purchase it. Since there's only about 3 ounces of barf, it has to be small enough to be submerged, so like a tiny PVC fig or a キーホルダー.
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No.147009
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GOD IS DEAD AND THIS THREAD KILLED HIM
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No.147010
I'M going to puke now anon, this is disgusting, but who am I to judge I guess?
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No.147027
>>147007
you still didnt disclose your sisters age or show her face :sweat3:
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No.147030
>I want to store it away in my room, and watch it morph as it ferments
will the smell not give away ur hiding something? :unsure:
puke usually smells rancid enough that u can't easily hide it
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No.147031
this gotta get a wiki article alongside the jar guy
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No.147048
OP this is positively vile. Keep us updated:nyaoo2:.

>>147030
If he gets one on those airtight glass mason jars (like the ones for pickling eggs and the MLP cum jar project), the smell won't leak out.

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No.147050
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Heyuri is all I ever need in my life. This is it.
This is the best thread I've seen on here ever.

>>147027
I demand to at least know her age
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No.147111
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Good afternoon, /b/. This is day one of the Imouto Vomit Update (IVU). The barf looks/tastes about the same, and it'll probably take a few days before it starts to change color.
For the people wanting to know more about my imouto, I can only give you so much info. I'd share pictures, videos and voice clips if I was sure it was safe to do so, but this is teh internet. Please understand.
The comparison to Osaka I gave in the OP is really accurate. She turned 16 one month ago.
I'm still keeping the barf uncovered, in this tiny container under my bed. It probably will start to stink soon, but I don't think anyone will catch on, since my room's already stinky enough :wink:
There really isn't much vomit, so although I'm considering >>147048's suggestion, I think that might be a bit too excessive. I think maybe cleaning out an old fast food cup, and storing the barf in there would be the best thing to do for now.
I know not too many people would like to see their beloved submerged in JK puke :xd: , but if anyone's interested about their waifu joining in on the gero experiment, let me know in this thread and the threads to follow.
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No.147112
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>>147111
>16
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No.147113
>>147111
thats understandable :sweat2: ur imouto sounds adorable tho, im jealous! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.147127
>>147007
No sane man would want his waifu to go trough such torture
But then again, this IS heyuri

>>147111
And how old are you?
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No.147130
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I'll be looking forward to your updates :nyaoo-closedeyes:
Maybe include a small diary of imouto-san in your posts too
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No.147138
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>>147111
>so although I'm considering >>147048's suggestion, I think that might be a bit too excessive
You can never be too careful OP, especially when dealing with magic such as this:nyaoo-closedeyes:
>but if anyone's interested about their waifu joining in on the gero experiment
Complete the cycle?
https://www.ebay.com/itm/204895014008
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No.147143
>>147111
>The barf looks/tastes about the same
I recommend resisting the urge to put that vomit in your mouth even if you don't swallow. Especially once aged :sweat2:
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No.147148
You should post a video of yourself (censored to some extent) taking in a spoonful of barf juice to win the internet forever
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No.147150
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OP, buy a syringe and inject her puke directly into your veins. Mainline that imouto gero! :tongue:
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No.147272
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I apologize for the delayment of the second installment of the IVU. Today my father entered my room without my permission, and raised hell over how trashed it was. By some miracle he didn't discover the puke-tub, so as soon as he left my room, I grabbed the container from under my bed, and transferred the contents of it into an old cup I cleaned out. A few minutes later, I hid the cup in my mailbox until my father left the house. I just brought the cup back inside, and the insides of it look.. different. The barf is a bit darker, and way stinkier- like gingivitis breath. I guess hours of enduring 100+ degree weather :saitama: will do that :sweat2:
In other news, I purchased an Osaka figure like >>147138 suggested, although it wasn't that exact one; I needed one that was way smaller than that, and thankfully I found one that'll work. She'll be arriving from Japan very soon.
I'm thinking until then, I should probably make the IVU bi-weekly instead of daily. This thread's going to be marked for deletion soon, so by the time that happens, I'll make a new thread. :mona2:
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No.147277
>>147272
>The barf is a bit darker, and way stinkier- like gingivitis breath.
:waha::waha::waha:
On a more important note, can you smell anything when the lid is on? It's going to smell absolutely terrible in a week, and you definitely don't want it leaking out and drawing attention:ph34r:
>I purchased an Osaka figure like >>147138 suggested
I will be looking forward to your updates anon. Great work!:biggrin:
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No.147285
I'm calling the goddamn cops. :angry:
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No.147286
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>>147272
Godspeed You! Gero Emperor! o7
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No.147290
>>147272
will u still fap with it even now? :glare:
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No.147308
>like gingivitis breath
The brain-eating bacteria are already multiplying.
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No.147327
this thread will appear in some youtube documentary in the future :banana:
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No.147328
>>147327
nooo!!! it will be on VomitTube, the world's nu-best video sharing platform!!
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No.147330
I approve geroi partybus ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.147333
vomited Osaka! :iyahoo:
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No.147378
Just read this entire thread, it is liek an entire novel with a beginning, middle and end! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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No.147471
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Hello and welcome to another installment of the IVU.
It's been almost two days, so I snagged the cup from under my bed to check up on the precious goods within. :drool:
The smell hasn't leaked out of the cup at all, so I opened it and.. it doesn't smell too bad actually. It smells like rancid almond breath.
The barf's definitely a little darker than last time. But for the most part, it's stayed the same. I hope it gets even stinkier with age :blush:
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No.147482
are you the same madlad that came in that jar with the moetan figure in it last month?
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No.147483
>>147471
how much till the fig arrives, and will u continue in this thread or make a new 1? :huh:
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No.147485
Is that a spot of mold I see on teh left? :unsure:
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No.147491
this thread will hit the age limit in liek 3 days, but I'd like to see more :x3:
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No.147496
>>147482
No I am not. I haven't seen that thread, but it sounds interesting.
>>147483
She's expected to arrive tomorrow. The next IVU will take place in a new thread, because I'll be doing them bi-weekly, instead of doing daily updates like I'd initially planned.
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>>147496

I wish you the best of luck, mr. vomit thief!
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No.147515
someone archive this threda pls.
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No.147524
>>147519
bless u
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No.147525
Have u thought of getting your imoutou to puke again?
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No.147526
>getting your imoutou to puke again?
Poor imouto-chan, he already has teh vomit, no need to be greedy ヽ(`Д´)ノ

At least not so soon ( ´ω`)
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No.147551
the best way to get a girl to puke is to put your PENIS down her throat
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No.147564
>>147482
anyone has an archive of this? I may be blind but I can't see the thread anymore
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No.147574
>>147564
I looked it up using the search bar.
>>129262
>>131170
>>143414

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No.147576
>It smells like rancid almond breath.
anon you should prob not breath that in. it sounds like you have made cyanide in a cup
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No.147631
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[small ivu]
She has been added to the brew
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No.147635
>>147631
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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No.147638
>>147631
god died in this thread
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>>147631
The cycle is complete:x3:
Well done OP:waha:
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No.147642
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.147645
LOL
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No.147647
>>147631
YEEEES ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.147648
>>147631
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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No.147650
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OP you disgusting bastard. Please don't stop posting these
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No.147651
>>147631
OP ILY
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No.147653
>>147631
My god... he actually did it :dark:
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No.147655
why do you fags act like this is the biggest win in years? its just a fig in vomit :sweat3:
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No.147656
>>147655
What was a bigger win on here?
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No.147661
if i was not such a lazy neet. i would love to send my cum jar and combine the 2 to make the ultament mixture. i wish i had a imoto..
inku want to play with teh gero queen
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No.147662
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(´～`)
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No.147663
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oops, forgot to color teh whites :sweat:
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No.147664
>gero_queen2.png
WINRAR :iyahoo:
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No.147665
gero hime-sama banzai!
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No.147700
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Did you ever use it as lube to jerk off?
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No.147704
>>147663
i'd buy it :iyahoo:
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No.147728
>>147642
ANON DELIVERS!
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No.147752
>>147700
>>147663
LOOOOL :iyahoo:
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No.147753
>>147700
AWESOME
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No.147764
osaka did not deserve this:cry:
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No.147767
Do you still have the vomit?
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