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OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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whatever you do, dont come back here.
real heyurizens dont ask out girls :closed-eyes2:
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BEST OF LUCK!!
this is how heyurizens procreate!:wink:

>>147758
b-but i asked your mom and she agreed!
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do it anon !!! rape her !!!
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:angry: :angry: :angry:
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>>147758
I just had to. She's pretty, likes books and seems nice
>>147761
IIRC that image is from a femdom manga called Sundome or something like that. The friendship between the alien searching club is actually very well fleshed out for an ecchi work :nosebleed:
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Just pretend she's your sister, it will make you less nervous
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>>147761
I remember when this was a 4chan /jp/ meme...
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>What am i supposed to do on Sunday?
You're asking me? I'd just open find a 攻略 page and pick the necessary choices for her route's good end :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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You know how they say in prison you're supposed to fight the biggest guy there on your first day so people will know you're not a pussy? It's like that. Only you have to fuck her on the first date or she'll think you're a pussy. Do NOT take no for an answer under ANY circumstances.

Godspeed soldier. o7
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I guess my biggest fear comes from the conversational aspect. If i don't manage to stablish a good flow of words, or if the exchanges are all-in-all stiff, then i'm done for.
I'm good at making people laugh, but i'd need to do it early on. Once i can figure out how to make her laugh consistently it all should be under control
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threat her like a bro tease her smile look into eyes
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>>147832
Overthinking it is where many fall... if you are good at makeing people laugh, then just be yourself, don't treat it like a puzzle or something (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
>do it anon !!! rape her !!!
<do it anon !!! rape her !!!
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Ok, just texted her to see if the date is still up.
Wish me luck :sweat:
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>>147952
Good luck, maggot!
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report the results!
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REPORT SOLDIER !
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he's in jail for raep :sweat2:
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>>148017
TOTAL RAEP VICTORY :iyahoo:
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The date didn't even happen.
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>>148035
you can always stay here with us.
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>>148036
Thanks, b. This kind of thing doesn't even make me sad anymore, just confused. I don't know what i did wrong, if anything :dizzy:
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>>148063
you did not do anything wrong. people make excuses to not show up all the time.
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>>148035
but WHYYYYYY
what did she say
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>>148065
Basically that she had to study. I just replied this morning: "Oh, what a shame"
Whatever, the world keeps spinning, i guess


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