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No.148125
today my fried ricky told me u have to put ur balls into a girl to have a kid, other wise sex doesnt work😱😱

if thats true then how do i fit my balls in a girl so we can make have a baby? :kuz:? i saw my little sisters private part once and it looked too small is he (ricky lying? 😄😠☝ rick y said his dad was special forces once and i asked his dad and it turns out he was making it up so i dont believe him anymore 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
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No.148126
btw iam 18 dont ban me
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No.148127
punch ur balls really really hard so you can fit ur balls in the vigi
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No.148130
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i dont care about that sex is stupid but if my parents dont get me a HUGE ridable tonka truck fro my birthday i told them im gona kill myself if they dont get it and then they wil get so sad they wont be able to have sex ever forever again haha hahahahahaha!! :xd::xd::xp::mona2::banana:
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No.148133
>>148130
u still play with tonka trunks what are you 5 years old haha., get banned gaylord.:sweat3::sweat3::xd:

also my mom pre ordered me a switch 2 for my bday cuz she loves me more than ur parents love u lol
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No.148134
>>148130
if u say ur family beats u or even raeps u YOU'LL GET WHAT EVER U WANT FROM A CASE WORKER.... trust me
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No.148136
>>148134
thats true i knew a kid named james who got raped by his dad so he got a ps5 but then every one at school called him fag so he got moved to a different school
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No.148148
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>>148133
LOL video games is for weak nerds that get beat up every day by big strong guys like me cause i play out side every day and get big muscles to beat nerds with 💪:xd:👊
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No.148153
>>148148
im sorry ur famoily is too poor too afford video games.. maybe id let u chill at my house and play mine if u werent such a crybaby. :biggrin::biggrin: btw i skate and ride bmx for exericise .:glare::cool: how does driving a little gay truck exercise u.:xd::xd::xd: it doesnt u homo thats why id kick ur ass plus me and my friedn ricky would double team u he got held back a grade hes the toughest kid at school . :angry:
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>>148153
if u new how to read u would no i dont have the BIG ridable tonka truck yet or else why would i want one for my birthday and im not scared of doing crimes so i can PIRATE all the video games i want like i do with anime but i dont do it with video games cause they suck and are BORING!!! im so strong i can lift a big truck and crush u with it and then wen the police find u dead they wont no it was me cause there is no blood on my hands just on the truck that fell on u somehow haha! this is ur pants filled with after u get crushed 💩💩💩💩💩
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No.148160
>>148130
Hi Tony, this your father. I want you to know that your death wouldn't prevent me and your mother to have sex together, so don't worry about that.

- Jonathan Tucker

P.S.: You're *not* getting that useless overpriced piece of plastic for your birthday
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>>148160
sup, dad. its me, your oldest son. i just wanted to ask if i could borrow some gas money. need it for a road trip with my buddies, we're gonna like get high and shit and impress some hot girlz
shit's gonna be so cash

btw can you tell my little shit of a brother to stop asking me to buy him that gay ass piss yellow truck toy he keeps nagging me about kthx
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No.148168
>btw i skate
do a kickflip!
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oooh, i know a person named rick y!
i'd splurt all over her stupid face if i had the chance!
she is girl, so i dont think its same as yours! so yuo are okay! yuore ricky, i mean. is okay, i mean.
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No.148347
>>148160
Hi, Jon! It is a small world indeed! It is James, your former neighbor! I miss your wife Karen. How is she?

I'd like to reveal some truth about our relationships with her, since I've moved to Texas anyways 🔫

Your wife is a big slut, and I used to bang her for over 3 years straight. She's a beast in bed! I'm sure I wasn't the only one, since I saw many other guys walking in your house while you were at work :sweat2: Even Craig (our postman) used to stop by.

Karen have to kick out your kid from the house so he wouldn't spoil the fun :sweat2: That's why that kid is hanging out at the backyard all day. Poor thing!

Hope you'd be fine to know the truth. You're a nice guy, that's why I've shared this with you! Cheers!
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>>148126
this guy is clearly not 18
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No.148372
>>148351
f*ck u little bitch i'm 18 just ask ur mom:rolleyes::nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo2::drool::dizzy::astonish:👌👍
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No.148373
>>148372
LMAO U TOTALLY PWNED THAT GUY!! 😁😜✊
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