no but i want one to play with squids (sexually)

i haven not owned a nintendo product since the ds lite. i probably would not have time to play the switch 2 anyways too busy work little moniez. (;´Д`)

>>147018
No! Because I'm not a piece of shit!

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>>147055
you have half life 2 completed on your steam deck?

what game is this from?

and what is the difference between the two, anyway? I can't fathom why anyone would get excited over this...

>and what is the difference between the two, anyway?
All i can really see is the exclusives and stable frames, neither of which justify supporting Nintendo's faggotry by paying that much money.
Nintendo has fully embraced being the Apple of gaming, and just like Steve Jobs, they deserve death .

>>147060
its the new donkey kong bonanza on the switch 2

>>147056
That's not my photo, but I do in fact have Half-Life 2 completed on my Steam Deck (when I had one)

>>147061
Well, it's like, pretty much a million years difference in the SoC, which matters because the Switch straight up stopped being able to run its own games by 2022, the latest Zelda is straight up unrunnable without the Switch doing a LOT of FSR-style upscaling and it looks and runs bloody awful.

Not that it matters though, consoles are for faggots, Nintendo consoles are for faggots^2 squared.

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>>147093
congratulations on such an achievement!!

>>147099
Thank you! Old FPS games are the best thing to play on the Steam Deck, I also did a few rounds of Quake Live.

>consoles are for faggots
apologize to my playstation 1!

>>147055
you're so cool. why buy a switch and have fun playing nintendo exclusives when you can buy a shit deck and play all the games you can play on literally anything else while letting everybody on the internet know how much smarter than them you are for not playing a children's console like the switch?

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>>147120
are you angry

>>147125
no. why would i be?

>>147125
This is what it looks like when you're unironically still playing Nintendo exclusives in 2025.

I also find the implication that I can play indie titles or Counter-Strike 2 (a game that, alone, is better than every Nintendo release the past 15 years, and I will not change my mind) on anything else to be hilarious

I too, want to play CyberPunk 2077 on my phone.

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>>147132
we get it. you're a big mature man who only plays big mature video games on big mature tech gadgets.

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>>147133
Thanks, now go try to play actually decently made games instead of "scrimblo bimblo"-level trash sold at $70 per title.

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if i want to play trash made for little kids i can just play mobile games instead of spending 450 bucks for a switch 2 (´人｀)

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Or just wait for the inevitable emulator (´ー`)

>>147135
>>147136
you're right. maybe one day my taste in video games will be as refined and sophisticated as yours

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>>147140
you don't have to compare yourself to someone else's taste in video games. enjoy what you play most.

both are gay

>>147146
no! it's my will to learn how to stop having fun and act like i'm smarter than everybody else for it!

>>147149
Splatoon doesn't help your point, it's the only good Nintendo exclusive, considering they actually managed to make competitive gyro work on a shooter which Microsoft couldn't do - do you have anything ELSE though? Can you name one good Nintendo exclusive otherwise?

>>147151
i only play splatoon

This is why we don't have a video games board

>This is why we don't have a video games board
why did you guys have to go full retard! you never go full retard! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>147155
i was just trying to have fun banter but i guess i'm too stupid (if this post goes through i'm not deliberately trying to evade my ban i've just been posting while working so please just ban this ip )

>>147156
i forgive you instead.

I considered it, but the pricing bullshit (there is no way in hell MKW is worth $80) and the fact that I don't spend as much time gaming as I used to meant that I'm not gonna bother.
Never was huge on Nintendo first party games (a proper new F-Zero would probably get me back onto the Nintendo train, and it'd be nice to have a Pokemon game that isn't crap like pretty much everything from X/Y onward), but I don't like what Sony has been since the PS4 and MS honestly hasn't really offered anything my PC doesn't do since the 360 days.

I kind of want a Steam Deck, but now I'm just wondering if they're gonna release a revision with better hardware at some point soon. ( ´ω`)
It might also just end up as a spare computer if I did get one because again, I haven't spent as much time gaming as I used to... ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

don't get old like me ( ´ω`)