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We will watch Penguin Musume♥Heart (2008) and Netrun-mon THE MOVIE (2004) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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These are very very
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they rook rike cheap western piggu ripoff of superior japanese sushi!
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delicious :hokke:
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>>169958
Shut your mouth zipperhead. This is european cuisine that predates your rotten fish on vinegared rice by hundreds of years!
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>>169962
our fish not rotten, you stomach just weak from eating one hundred cheeseburger a day and drink sugar water! no refund!
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I prefer these :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QZF9r9al3I

WE ARE JEFFERY EPSTEIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cry::cry::cry:
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JEFF-KUN!!!!!!!!! :emo:

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HOT
SNAIL
ASS
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this is relevant to my interests

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How bad is your smegma?
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>>169824
this faggot has no foreskin lol(´∇`)σ
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>>169823
modern art
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>169895
wow is that yours
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/r/ing the sites that offer japanese subtitles for learning Japanese. animelon sucks, i forgot all the others
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nobody knows
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rozen maiden jap subs plox
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..
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torrent things with "multi-subs" in the title and check if japanese is listed in the description
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Im so lonely, anyone wanna date me? :(
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>>169927
Anon38 the merciless living cumbucket
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>>169927
i appreciate your kindness, but Ive decided to be normal now.
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>>169927
fapped to the idea of > people fap to me, we need anon38 hentai porn, i call that a win
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>>169933
POAST UR FAP :tongue:
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>>169933
here ya go kid

Who has always dreamed of sex and fucking neuro-sama? Imagined fucking her?
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>>169915
I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
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>>169915
No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
This is far more acceptable
Unhinged green gremlin
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I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

> HAHAHAHAHAHAA

No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> lol you make me laugh, seriously, I masturbate thinking about her.

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i have now ヽ(´ー`)ノ

I had an accident.....
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:emo:
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guy on the left has a boner
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PEE GIRL! PEE GIRL! 👈:biggrin: HAHAHAHA
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bwahahahahahahahh (´∇`)σ

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drink piss, baka!!
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hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*
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Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.
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>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks! :tongue:
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You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol
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>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!

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EVERYONE STAERT PEEEEING!!!!!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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Well I drive all day
To be there all night
Bladder's fillin' up
Two liters of Sprite
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>169877
Not usually into piss, but for Tsukasa I can make the exception

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I'M SORRY I'M A BIG GIRL THAT STILL CAN'T HOLD HER PEE :blush:
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*pees on your board*
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3DPeeD
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is today national heyuri pee day?(;´Д`)
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>>169865
maybe it's to celebrate this guy's birthday >>169857 :mona2:
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What the hell is your obsession with your pee

there is no self to kill
a city of gardens

I'm going to kill my self
to kill my self
to kill my self
I'm going to kill my self
so there won't be nothing left

I'm going to remove myself
remove myself
remove myself
I'm going to remove myself
so there won't be nothing left

Because you are everyone you hate
when you're asleep or awake
all the choices you've made

you are everyone you hate
and it is ruining your life
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welp this was meant to be a reply to >>169889 but I guess heyuri.net had other ideas

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Pet her (´人`)
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Pets have been delivered as requested (´人`)
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very good :biggrin:
now add feature to lift up her skirt :nyaoo:
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why am i shaking her
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The Heyuri Animation department got its budget cut by 90% last year due to falling ratings. So it's a cheap trick to make it feel like we are petting her
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kyuuto! :biggrin:

OOOH SHIIIIIT EVERYONE'S PEEING :gross:
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this is why heyuri's default background color is kind of yellow-ish :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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It seems that Golden Week has come early this year :sweat:
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that's so cute :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER FOR ME :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

chie tea recipe:drool:
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I didn't open the picture yet but this better not be more goddamn pee
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FUCKING :furious:
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ZOMFG THIS IS DELICIOUS
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i wish i had this right now :cry:


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