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i have come to the conclusion that i am bad at writing stories, i announced a new drawing for heyuri but the srs story i came up with was very bad and full of plotholes (;´Д`)
then i came up with a more humorous story but it was too sexual (;´Д`)
id like to become heyuri's greatest storyteller, but how can i do it?
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>but it was too sexual (;´Д`)
IMPOSSIBLE!!!1
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You should collaborate with P.E.G.-san, he writes good stories, and you draw good art
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>>170967
i only thought of the premise and it was kinda dumb, then as i piled on thoughts with no clear objective it got weirder and weirder (;´Д`)
>>170969
i hope P.E.G. doesn't mind my slowness and lack of skill with most angles (ρ_;)
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ganbare

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you freaks turned me into a scat fetishist. how does that make you feel?
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>>170802
>if god didn't want you to eat poop then why did he make it look this irresistibly delicious?
When is anyone going to tell you that opinions and personal preferences exist?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I think genuine scat fetishists are very rare. Really what you're getting off to is the shock of something so taboo, and possibly degradation and humiliation too. It's not the shit itself you find sexy, it's the connotations attached to it.

That said, farts are nice. Especially rori farts. They're just so cute, doesn't have to involve anything degrading for me. :nyaoo:

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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>>170959
well said, i couldnt agree more.
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>>170959
There are several different types of scat fetishists. Off the top of my head there's voyeurs who like to watch but not necessarily touch or even smell it, there's masochists who want to be degraded/humiliated like you said, there's ABDLs who just want to shit their diapers and maybe jerk off with the shitty diaper for a while, and maybe jerk off with dirty diapers they find in public trash cans or dumpsters from actual babies, there's a more sadistic or controlling fetish for forcing girls to wet and soil themselves by restraining them or blocking their access to the toilet, and there's people who really just want to eat the shit out of a hot girl's ass. You don't care how many germs are in a hot girl's mouth or VAGINA when you're putting your tongue in there (as long as she isn't some whore with infections), and I don't care how many germs are in her butt chocolate. If I get sick, it was worth it.

In some anime I've seen characters get excited over the idea of catching a cold from someone they love, being infected with their germs. Also there's the bug-chasing fetish some faggots have. Maybe it's a similar fetish to that, or maybe not because it would be just as erotic if I never get sick too. I just want to eat and drink all the body fluids that come out of cute girls because of how cute they are. Snot, period blood, vomit, sweat, everything.

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We're back. To play a nasty trick on you.
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TEEEEAAM ROCKET BLASTING OF AGAAAIN.....!!

:ph34r: MAID GESTAPO :ph34r:

whats the gayest piece of clothing youve ever worn outside the house?
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>>170771
Every single post in this thread is a confirmed sissy. Even yourself. I checked.
Lube up for my arrival, pretty boys. (・∀・)
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>>170822
mod san, s-slow down
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I was wearing duck santa claus boxers, I had to throw out the trash and it was snowing outside.
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>>170837
you threw the trash out in just your underwear?
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>>170822
Please fuck the shit out of me, Mod-sama! No really, I'm very constipated. :blush:

Your fortune: Bad luck


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What's the absolute worst case scenario for the Internet in the next 10 years? :glare:
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You have to age verify everything and you lose even more of your privacy (´;ω;`)
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maor ai slop and bots on EVERYTHING!!!!! :dizzy:
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CP is still illegal :cry:
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>>170124
A winrar is you.
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that it will be even more censored

and that AI will take over, AI will destroy the internet


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What is the philosophy of Heyuri? What is the meaning of life to the Heyurian? What is the Heyurian way of life? The Will to Heyuri? Überheyurian? What is Heyuri? Heyurian morality, ethics, freedom? The Heyurian social contract? The Heyurian Mind?

Truly, Heyuri is the future of the fundamentals of life and existence--but first we must understand what it is, should we not?
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I imagine the Heyurian philolisophy to be similar to Stirner, with spooks being anything that keeps one from attaining cute little girls.

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I LOL,
Therefore i am
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idk i just like to rub my belly
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If you cum enough everyday and drink all the cum then you shouldn't ever need to eat because the cum should have enough food molecules for survival, I think. If your balls are big enough you should even be able to feed your entire family with nothing but your cum. However, as the age-old saying goes, don't try to have a family bigger than your family jewels can feed or someone will starve. Your pregnant wife and/or daughter's breast milk can be used as a substitute for cum but beware that it dries up a few years after the pregnancy ends, so don't make the fool's mistake of getting trapped in an unending cycle of needing to continuously impregnate your daughters to keep their milk flowing to feed everyone, as that will just keep expanding the family and exacerbating the problem. Most importantly, remember that cum can only be fed to girls because feeding it to boys is gay which is a mortal sin.
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If you want an honest answer, Heyurians subscribe to many different and unrelated philosophies but the predominant "philosophy" of the average user here, if one can call it that, would be some type of hedonistic nihilism. Most people here believe that there is no god, no meaning to life, and no reason to exist other than to pleasure themselves until they die. This belief is more freely expressed here than in society, but in truth, most people in secular countries follow a similar line.

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https://www.dhs.gov/wow?combine=&field_country_of_origin_target_id=12979&field_state_value=All

DHS-ICE launched a website showing the arrests of all foreign criminals in the US.

Although there are over 100 million japanese, only 2 japanese criminals were arrested in the US. And one was probably just arrested for downloading some loli ero :sweat3:

Meanwhile, although my country has less than 1/6th of Japans population, it has dozens of pages of criminals...
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>The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is highlighting the worst of worst criminal aliens arrested by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
This is not an exhaustive account of every ICE arrests, OP :hokke:
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but there are far more people from your country living in the US than japs living there right? also DAMN IT I knew I should've used tor while doing that, ICE deported me back to japan already!
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With half teh population, seems K has 2 records too :nida:
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SMH. WHY CANT WE WATCH CP IN PEAACE

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Jissou liek sushi
(・A・)
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Haven't seen this character in a good while.
(・A・)
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`A´

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👏:biggrin:
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number one in the hood G
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Yes

Recomend me some books (not manga, I hate drawings)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>170906
Visca el Barça
>>170911
Yeah it's just that I preffer reading it in my native language, stories feel more personal to me this way
Also, found a re-edition from 2016... 180Eur, Jesus

>>170902
What's with this book? is it some sort of meme? Reading the wiki page makes it sound like schizo simulator the book
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>180Eur, Jesus
WTF! LOL! BUY!!!

>What's with this book?
It's an horror book writen in "meta", as YOU - teh reader, will get the same fate as the main character in the book.
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>>170918
>What's with this book?
All I can say is that it's a book that messes with the reader, prompting them to engage as much as they can.
Even a Doom wad is based off of this book.
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I've to admit i did drop it, but it was cool to read as the writing was all over the book!

Heyuri - so good even your dad wants to join! :hokke:
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u guys think i can upload this 2 vidlii or will i get banned for loli? :xd: I already got 1 strike! :x3:
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so is this teh new heyuri ad? its kewl asf ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>170916
lol there's strikes on vidlii? do it anyway :cool:
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>>170916
I'm sure this would be seefu to upload :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i will upload it then!

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I realized that its called breakfast because you break your fasting streak throughout the night with the first meal of the day.............
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>>170876
Dry humping :iyahoo:
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nom
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>>170895
Why is she topless while eating bread? :unsure:
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>>170905
Comfort of not wearing teh bra. It acts as a compress.
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>>170907
>Comfort of not wearing teh bra
Good for her. She's too beautiful to have them on. :waha:

are you going to play the new fable :love: also while you were wasting your life on the internet I finished the prologue of the fable anniversary :nyaoo-closedeyes: but this happened 3 years ago :dark:
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never played any fable games so probably not
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>>170707
cuz it's not medieval like kingdom come games it's fairy tale kind of fantasy and everybody knows that DEI ppl are the must haves for fairy tales
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no. it's a modern game, it'll suck dick.
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is that a NIGGER i see?
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It looks like it's a decade late to the party. :dark:

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kaguya isn’t a loli!! *gasp!!*
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LIIIEEESS! (;´Д`)
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KAGUYAAA YOU FUCKIN LIAAARRR I'LLL KIIILLLL YOUU
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Isn't a loli? So... you want to pay our attention to the fact that she has grew teh bewbs and pubes? :glare1: Well that's still fitting for our purposes, no problem here. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Kaguya is actually a buff manly man :ph34r:
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>>170892
kuz said that kaguya beat him in wrestling :unsure:


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