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We will watch Magipoka (2006) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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>When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to [...] And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."
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No.165696
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masterpiece
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No.165697
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Hawt.
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No.165544
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HEYURI SAUCE
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No.165610
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>>165554
No, BECAUSE we have green semen they have green hair
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No.165613
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that's a pretty smooth color, I have a feeling it's pretty good...

But not as good as the Heyuri Jam™! Heyuri Jam™ is the latest in jam technology, created only from highest quality fruit and spent uranium rods! Millions of people of all races have praised Heyuri Jam™ for its quality, affordability and, above all, TASTE!
Born from the genius minds at Heyuri Corp, founded in 1974, the Heyuri Jam™ was originally the Heyuri Juice™, unfortunately the recipe back then didn't get much traction but the owner, Richard Lolico, while having passionate anal sex with Kaguya on top of the Heyuri Juicifier™, accidentally knocked a jar of expired milk into the Heyuri Juice™ and that was the birth of the first iteration of Heyuri Jam™!
Come on! What are you waiting for?!
Available at a Heyuri store near you

"Better than sex!" -Virgin who tried Heyuri Jam™
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No.165669
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>>165613
GODDAMNIT, KAGUYA!! :angry:
TEN TIMES I BOUGHT HEYURI PREMIUM! TEN TIMES!!
AND STILL I SEE ADS IN EVERY THREAD!!! WTF?!!! FIX IT NAO!!! :angry:
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No.165687
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yummmmmmm heyurifredo :biggrin:
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No.165689
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https://museum.heyuri.net/arhiva/heyuri.net/orz/b/11416.xml

We once had Heyuri cookies :drool:
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No.165684
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i love fishing ( ´ω`)
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No.165688
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I FUCKING LOL'D
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No.165583
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who is under that box :unsure: also figurine bread :shii:
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No.165585
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165657
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>>165583
>figurines
Here.
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No.165673
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>>165657
i regret not picking up pani poni dash at the store for cheap
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No.165677
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>>165657
Excellent collection. :biggrin:
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No.165685
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>>165673
Here's one I picked up in LA
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No.165593
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MELONZ
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No.165594
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>>165593
Raita melons ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.165603
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>165593
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Alright gentlemen, Heyuri has had a good life so far. My name is Yuki Judai and I'm taking over for announcer-san. We've got 8 positions for gym leaders for our heyuri region. So we need 8 people to fill in these positions it'd be preferrable if these were heyuri originals. GET YOUR GAME ON!!!!
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>>165548
I'll show you a physical body you little shit
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I think Michael Edgington would make a great gym leader!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTRZU7z8lws
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satoko wanna play too
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No.165601
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ENTER
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>>165568
WOW, I'll have you know that I am card game superman. I shall not take this level of disrespect. You know what I'll do, I'll make a card of you, Then I'll get a person who should probably be locked up in an insane asylum to launch your sorry ass into space where you'll be a victim of horrible amounts of torture, Then your mind will be corrupted by an evil cosmic light and if you dare try to get revenge on me I'll go CARD GAME HITLER on your ass and make sure your kind is never allowed to spawn ever again!

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>>165597
>>165601
All three of you will be accepted.
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this shit is the weirdest fetish I've ever seen in my life :dark: I don't even want to imagine the person who has this kind of fetish :closed-eyes:
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This is my fetish .. :biggrin:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165536
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>>165320
I really wish I hadn't seen this
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Can you fap to this??? (ﾟー｀)
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No.165606
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yeah... must be a real weird sort of person who gets off to this... :sweat2: right guys?
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No.165391
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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No.165604
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>>165391
chico is my absolute favorite
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No.165395
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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No.165599
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cute
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No.165588
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IVE DONE IT, IVE STOLEN CHRISTMAS, AND BEST OF ALL THOSE FAGS WILL NEVER KNOW (｀∇´)
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No.165589
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santa-san... wheres mah lolis? :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Whats a good thinkpad for basic internetting? 💻☺

Anyone knows? Thinking about getting one used.
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No.165532
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>>164930
system76 makes some cool looking modern ones without IME if that matters to you, but they are a gazillion dorrar each
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No.165573
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>>165505
who still uses dvds on their laptop. :sweat3:
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No.165575
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>>165573
how else am i meant to watch rozen maiden?
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>>165575
idk
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No.165578
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>>165532
i dont really think IME is that big of a deal.
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The name of the mermaid character from the original dovegirl post I made was Cylene. It was a bad pun on Siren since she was a mermaid. I also remember there was a magician who specialised in poisons named sabrina and another anon made a girl named anomolee I think I don't recall the name but it was something like that(who had space-time powers.) Probably a good idea you didn't go with the original holyfield idea that I had, that was stupid.
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No.165461
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His ear looks fine... that shit must have been fake
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ahem, as the guy who liked the concept so much that I ended up drawing nearly all of the characters + a couple short comics I am fairly certain the names of the loli generals were as follows:

Charlotte: the strongest general and lolifield's right hand (wo)man, can turn into a bat or a swarm of bats, can't remember
Cyrene (cute!): the mermaid girl with a big tooth who can shoot water from her mouth at very high speeds, enough to level an entire city! and btw she is my favourite character. Maybe i misread her name this whole time
Sabrina: the magician girl whom is my second favourite character and I imagine her as an evil scatterbrained girl who likes (evil) fun
Anomalee: the anomalous and mysterious entity shaped like a loli who can make objects near her do impossible things
Godiva Johnson: musician loli, she hates her name
Erika Von Braun: loli general I invented, she's very weak and sleepy but if she falls asleep she becomes strong, I hate her god why did i give her such a stupid name

unfortunately my memory cannot help me any further, there are at least 2 more generals whose name i cannot recall:

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No.165547
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>>165472
I should've made holyfield into a loli one Eva fields. Could easily have given her a big forehead to emphasize the heatbutt affinity. Even have her and Sabrina be a completely separate group from Charlotte and Cylene(Maybe it was this pronunciation) Where Eva fields is trying to become THE STRONGEST!!! and has enlisted the aide of Sabrina a magician specialized in poisons + Drugs phantasms and using them to completely morph her into a meta human who also has numerous phantasms related to boxing. Examples like
Footwork > Ability to walk on air at fast speeds
Punching > Embedded with the power of vibrations to really cause serious damage
Endurance > Tireless and doesn't feel pain. Making her really difficult to dissuade
Ring IQ > Automatic ability that let's her decipher what type of Phantasm the opposing fighter has.
Counters > Stores up damage and then uses it as a burst to increase all of her abilities for a specific period of time.
Heatbutts > Powerful enough to shake da world!!!

She often get's into fights with dove girl because she believes that she's perfection incarnate and that she as the strongest has the right to rule over the entire planet as it's master. Eva and Sabrina would be more of a comradery rather than anything sexual. I don't know if that change hampers any of the comics you've made though.
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>>165547
>I don't know if that change hampers any of the comics you've made though
don't you worry about that, the comics I made are just one of my canons (yes, multiple) and they are bad anyway
After revisiting them yesterday i thought "holy shit where did I find the BALLS to post this crap online for all to see??"

We truly need to get the dovegirl saga another go
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The Shota Liberation Army has attacked!
HNN has you covered with the latest information
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No.165545
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Both parties are troublemakers and should be enslaved by the Central Heyuri Authority ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.165546
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shota slaves... :drool:
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>>165417
only together can lolis and shotas rise up against their opression at the hands of ojisans! lolis! shotas! put aside your differences and fight together! you have nothing to loose but the chains ojisan keeps you in!
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>>165546
loli soldiers caught sexually assaulting a prisoner of war!
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>>165550
Uh, oh no. How horrible. :nosebleed:
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I like them fresh

Sandwhiches, that is
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No.165531
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His commercials really touched me as a kid
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No.165541
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fresh outta the oven
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No.165542
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>>165531
im sure he touched many other kids too:biggrin:
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I cannae stand using my right hand to play jrpgs, so I am considering purchasing a D-pad separate from my main keyboard, so that I can use my left hand to play jrpgs. Anyone do this?
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>>165528
but I'm not left handed I swear! It's just it feels weird to use movement controls with my left hand, I am used to left hand for wasd and right hand for mouse. It feels really freaking weird using my right hand to move around
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>>165529
It's raining and already dark at 3pm due to the high latitude winter where I am
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>>165534
where are you from?
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>>165535
Stranger danger!
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>>165518
Yeah, I used to use a script to invert wasd and arrow keys, but doing that is annoying as if I want to alt tab or whatever I have to turn it off and it's just an extra step
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