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Bunkasai 2025 reminder - happening on 2025/11/02 (Sun)!
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>>1のブログにも書いてあったが、youtubeからジェニー動画全て消されたようで。

エキサイト翻訳+α↓
昨日、MLaaTRと他のヴァイアコム/ニコロデオンカートゥーンは何日も前に
youtube.com から取り外されました。
両方の会社が合意に達しませんでした。
したがって、ヴァイアコムはyoutubeのサイトからすべての内容を取り除くと決めました。
これはウェブのMLaaTRのためのグレーの、そして、暗い日です。
:emo::emo::emo:
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ja PENIS-san...

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Do you cum chinese style ?
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Is Garry's Mod a sexuality now? :glare:

Your fortune: Good luck

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOL'd @ the eastern orgasm face :hokke:
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>>159220
this is disturbing

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Hello Heyuri!

I was a player of League of Legends for some time (jokes aside) and I had a girlish playstyle because that is how people who introduced me to it would first teach me and I enjoyed it. Picking characters that were popular among girls, popular positions among girls, in-game skins that girls liked. So half a year ago I went and changed my name to something a girl would call herself.

Soon enough people were mistaking me for an actual girl without me even typing anything that would hint at it. I thought of it as hilarious but played along. It led to some interesting interactions. I typically get male attention once every three or four games. If you respond to them positively once they often lock onto you.

I first used to decline their affection because I don't want them to waste time seeking a wife online. I will present chat logs for the specific purpose of sharing how girls are treated in 2025. This thread is more of a documentary/resources than mocking or catfishing.

I only decided to truly catfish today but I have not prepared anything deep in terms of pure catfishing. Therefore I will post chat logs of how they react to girls and translations where applicable. I will expand on this thread if I get more material ready.
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I remember there was a guy i used to play online games with, i think it was one of the splintercell games on the ps2

He was nice and funny, but there was a moment where he told me he didnt want to play with me anymore because its weird for an adult to be talking to a kid and it made me feel kind of sad. :emo:
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>>159203
"I had problems with court as a kid"
Trauma? Oh no, that is literally the #1 leading cause of schizoidism

"Having no filters when I observe normal people who mostly are themselves without much autoreflection feels blunt and raw and it weirds me out" it's a problem mainly when you start thinking with that mask on mentally when you're around normies, instead of just acting with it

"heyuri is the only place where I am open to be read like a book" probs not a good idea, niche altchans like this that have an established community are likely to end up on some YouTuber's shitty video after one of us does something stupid and major, and you'll probably have your unfiltered psyche on the Wayback Machine for all to see
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>>159184
>escapism
And that's just it. It feels liberating to pretend to be someone else. And for me that someone else is a LOLi, because LOLis have the most fun and no worries in life. :biggrin: I've had people call me an egg because of these fantasies, but they don't get it. To try to actualize this fantasy in real life would be sacrilege. Then I would no longer be someone else. I would be myself, only wearing some frilly panties. And I have tried wearing panties, it doesn't do anything for me. Putting on panties doesn't change the fact that I still have to pay my bills and buy groceries and all that bullshit that a LOLi doesn't have to worry about. I don't want to be an ojisan that wears little girl panties, I want to be a little girl.
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>>159214
You are wise and compassionate. I will kill off Rabbitfield when the time comes and start anew with no connection to it. I will not be able to reveal anything that I revealed here ever, back into cold samsara.

Most probably Rabbitfield is my last identity that I would ever show to the internet before I go pure indentity-less anonymous flowing across sites instead of attaching. May it be fun while it lasts. :smile:
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>>159269
The only down side to this is that its harder to make online friends when you're completely anon everywhere

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Moderating heyuri is a very serious job, it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes, that's why I believe Heyuri moderators should be well educated and intelligent and I will put them to the test right now with picrel
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>it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes
>>159234
immediately notices the CP... make this fag a mod! (・∀・)
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Is this evean a question at all?
It says right there that its equal to -є3.
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>>159248
soooooooooooo.... less than 3 euros old?
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>>159256
less than 3 years old? OP!?!? :kuma6::kuma6::kuma6:
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i passed calculus class so i would never have to do this shit again in my life, delete this

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1-800 contacts? They dont have my brand; I have special eyes...
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Googly eyes? :dizzy:

Your fortune: Average luck


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so we still using this site or is it dead to Heyuri :glare1:
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Without lolwut-sensei, vidlii is worthless...
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>>158588
here's kagu uploading 2 days ago
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>>158577
Heyuri should have its own WDMA invite-only porno site where we share rare u15 scat videos and doujinshi :saitama:
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I like it and still use it from time to time
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when I signed up I immediately started receiving spam at my email address and then I deleted my account

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Uh! My body trembles in pain. This is my reward for all the services I have rendered to this cruel two-legged friend. Today is my last day, this is my last consolation! After a life full of hardship, pain and hardship, after enduring heavy burdens, falling blows with sticks, chains and curses from passers-by, I say goodbye to this terrible life.

This is Shemiran Street. Due to my owner's carelessness, my legs were crushed in a car accident today. That's why I'm in this state. After hitting me with a car and saying stupid things, they dragged my injured body to the side of the road and left me there alone. I guess they forgot they could still use my horseshoes. I guess they've given up hope on me.

Will they bring me food on time? No... I have to die in great pain and hunger because I'm no longer of any use to them.

Uh! The pain is getting worse and blood is still streaming from my wounds. What a monster this human race is, dominating us, filling our lives with disgrace, shame, pain and sorrow, violating our natural, sincere and kind feelings, constantly injuring our bodies and making our lives unpleasant and miserable! From the outside it looks like us; In the end he too dies, like us. In this respect there is no difference between us; but he whips us as if we were made of wood and stone because we have no feelings. If He could feel pain, He would be merciful to us.

These torture devices that people use are not natural. They made them themselves. Since so-called “animal protection associations” were founded in Europe and the United States to defend the rights of animals, special laws have occasionally been passed to protect the rights of animals and to put an end to the cruel and unjust treatment of animals by humans . Could these monsters be the same ones linked to these associations? Impossible! If they were the same, their hearts wouldn't be made of stone.

Naturalists do not see much difference between them and us and consider themselves the head of mammals. But Descartes, one of the most famous philosophers, believed he had proven that animals were nothing more than moving machines. In other words, with the advantage of technology, it is possible to produce animals mechanically. Other philosophers who did not follow this stupid idea opposed it. Among them, Schopenhauer defended us. He argued that the basic principle of morality is to have compassion not only for one's own species but also for other animals; In his Book of Morals he also partially explained our emotions and our intelligence. Another said that some mothers find it amusing to see their children tearing off a bird's head or injuring a dog or cat while playing. This is the root of evil, the basis of oppression and crime. In fact, the injustice inflicted on us is due to the fact that some mothers raise their children incorrectly.

What a shame! We have no language and that is the reason for our misery. Only Aristotle discovered the truth of our lives. It is said, “Man is a talking animal.” Since humans can speak, we fall prey to the enthusiasm and pampering of a group of greedy and selfish monsters. Why didn't people follow these philosophers? It is quite clear that people's intentions are based on their personal benefit. This is especially true of the muleteers, who are all followers of Descartes and treat us as if we were inanimate objects. Having compassion for animals is an idea that developed primarily in the East. Furthermore, all prophets forbade cruelty to animals. Educated people, sages, writers on spiritual values and even poets are uniting around the issue of animal rights.

For example, Hakim Firdevs, may God give peace to his soul, says: “Do not torture the ant that carries seeds on its back, for this creature is alive and life is sweet for it.”

But all these words did not lead to any result, since there was no law that would prevent and limit the cruelty, the boundless greed of people. If my legs were crushed in the West, they wouldn't inflict this absurd pain on me or put me to sleep! Uh! Save me from pain and hunger! I wish I had the freedom to live freely among animals of my kind in the meadows in a good climate and to die on the day that my fate determines. But now I'm dying hungry and desperate in captivity. This is the terrible result of the life of a mute animal enslaved by this two-legged creature. I must burn in the fire they have lit. Uh! I've run out of patience...! People are the murderers of the oppressed. Why don't they take untamed and wild animals and use them? The only sin of us pets is that we are harmless and cannot get our daily food.

The world becomes darker and blurrier before my eyes. My body is becoming weaker and weaker due to hunger. I can hear someone's footsteps. Maybe it's my owner who feels sorry for my misfortune and brings me food. No. It was a child, he threw stones at me and ran away.

What a monster this humanity is, filling our lives with pain and suffering! The sooner I die, the sooner I can take revenge on this cruel tyrant with eternal justice.
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necrofag are you now a book writer :huh:
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tl;dr

Your fortune: Dark times are to come


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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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FAG CAR. :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>yaoi car
I'LL BUY ONE
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when will they make a yuri car?
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>>159205

Your fortune: Bad luck


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It's cool to be a christian :cool:
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i pray for yellow stain on white pantsu
may my wish come true.
oh great lord.
amen.
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kami-sama plz give me a billion monies (´人`)

thank you

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rape is good
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>>158963
bettr > twilight
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>>158877
lucky bastard!!
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RAPE!?
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I raped a girl but instead of falling in love with me she called the police:dark::emo:
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>>159207
at least you got to rape her. i didn't get that far b4 she called them (;`-´)

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I just bought Battlefield™ 6 :nyaoo2: time for bunny sniping :nida:
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P90 in pussy or GTFO :biggrin:

Your fortune: You have cancer


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are meido allowed to drink? :unsure:
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>>158974
when not on duty, i suppose.
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How else am I supposed to get away with copping an occasional feel?
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>>158974
lol roofie'd :biggrin:

Happy (late) Colobus day! Everyone!

👏:biggrin:
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>>158931
Vikings were White, dummy! ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
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>>158932
I have it on good authority that the viKANGZ were brothas :nigra::nigra::nigra:
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Go kkon' hoonaasneek. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>158857
Little brown girls are the best. :biggrin:
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>>158918
imagine if mao rulled over china AND america.... shits mouth watering

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Since when were you under the impression that I wasn't using Kyouka Suigetsu. :dark:
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What is that? Can I eat it? Is it tasty? :biggrin:
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>>159090
I can make a leaf become the your favourite food if you desire.

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Ah........?
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a..amk
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post yer butthole


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