>>165138
he just meant he got a stomach flu a while ago （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>165137
>>165139
lolicon is a disease, and it is venereal, so kaguya was just speaking the truth

>>165137
LOL everyone probably thought he caught gonorrhea
never change, kagunyaa~

all those jigabytes in server-chan better be going to good use!

>>165137
lolll

let me ride her too!

>>165124
we all receive free heyuri-brand LOLs, including you!

nope

>>165050
no, considering it though since i want to buy a pretty doll.

i do

Not anymore

cute

do u have more?

>>164994
I read somewhere that apparently all you need to contract some types of STDs is just skin contact from a pubic area, your balls could hit a girls ass and you'd get some disease, let alone pumping a butthole, so it's hard for me to justify risking anything but safe VAGINAl sex

you had a PENIS in your ANUS?

You should try Yotsuba's ANUS!

>>164975
Anal is a great way of deriving extra pleasure from your body in a unique way. Don't go too far with it or you might become gay or get ass cancer from fucking up your guts.

>>165106
>Don't go too far with it or you might become gay
From the moment OP first had the thought "i want something in there", he was already a faggot.

i for one welcome people like us being ostracized, criticised, and looked at with disgust. Take video games, which were at one point viewed with similar attitudes by society. Now, video games are accepted by society, which has arguably done more damage to video gaming culture than had it been shunned further (and it hasnt helped society either)

>>164953
More proof westerners can't draw cute girls

loli evolved in teh reverse direction, from being acceptable to being outlawed. 3D magz were legally sold in Europe and Japan at some point, now 2D would get you in trouble in Europe and it was once challenged in Japan

Most of the current day lolicon would probably be happy in 70s where they could just buy magazines from convenience stores, as it's not like there are many ways loli pr0nz can even be presented unlike video games in the first place

Besides, loli being totally acceptable would definitely help the wider society, or at least, the collapsing birth rates. I can personally guarantee the latter

>>165011
but annemarie is cute!

People just want attention and fame and don't care how they get it

>>165017
Will this heyurizen post pictures of his cake before or after it enters his body?? The bets are on!

>>165029
LMAO okay buddy
We already got a doodoo thread I'm sure we don't want more

>>165041
>I'm sure we don't want more
who's we?

>>165048
me and the guy you quoted

>>165017
>07:38:10
YOU THAR?

Now... carry out the hijacking (・∀・)

>>165058
Get ready for Patriot Act 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>165051
Remember, no Heyuran

Better be running Gentoo on there.

>>165086
Hell no, I have things to do. It's Win10 IoT LTSC

>>165073
There's this website: https://www.alexgrey.com/art/fire-eyes/spectral-lotus

Black then white are all I see in my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me
Lets me see
As below so above and beyond, I imagine
Drawn beyond the lines of reason
Push the envelope, watch it bend
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment, drawing way outside the lines
Black then white are all I see in my infancy

Comment too long, view post No.165094 to see the full comment.

>>164906
>Isn't 169 somewhat tall for a girl?

No such thing as a too tall girl.

>>165066
Not only is Okuu a total bird brain, she also has scoliosis, caused by of her unnatural height and the weight imbalance of her right side (control rod and concrete leg). She's gonna get gravely injured one of these days and she'll have to be put down, just like this >>165049 horsegirl

>>164893
>you need sugar
tell that to the inuit in the arctic. there is simply no such thing as an essential carbohydrate. is it optimal for every human being to restrict carbohydrate intake? obviously not, but it is the baseline for what humans need to survive: fatty acids and protein.

>>165080
All these Reiuji-san facts don't make me feel like NOT wanting to make out with a 220cm girl

>>165087
The concept of Inuits never consuming carbohydrates is a myth, they were traditionally berry-gatherers during the warmer seasons and also supplement their seafood intake with bird hunting, in which they preserve birdmeat in carcasses which then turns it into a high-carb food through fermentation alone

The science is very clear about the fact that low-carb diets will always carry a risk of hormone disorders

ive wanted to!! but had problems downloading the files

Played it. I spent like 3 hours trying to find the right clothes to cosplay various characters. Less than i thought, compared to bigger MMOs like maplestory, but makes sense. Plus, i coulda just used the blank one and painted over it.

More cute and fun than i expected.

very humble （ ´,_ゝ`） mmyes

I can do the same thing in Garry's Mod, who would bother with golf?

looks cute

>>164954
where did you find this?!

>>165005
>filename
It would be funny to try to convince a random person online that it's either chocolate or charcoal with dry-cooked leaves.

>>164924
STOP BUMPING THE POOP THREAD!!!!!

>>165005
i came (´￢`)

no grief and depression its just annoying i cant live normally because of this
and i thought some of you can relate

Yeah, like others have said, avoid everything new (at risk of becoming insular, if you care about that), try to hold on to what you can and move forward in spite of it all. Its an unfortunate thing, but Time does not seem to care for our feelings.

Slight tangent, but I dont know why some people take it upon themselves (even on this site, we've had a couple threads like these before) to try and convince people who have a longing for the past that things weren't that good, that they're looking at things like the old internet through rose tinted glasses, etc. Which is just funny to read on heyuri, I thought trying to bring back aspects of the old internet back one of the reasons behind this site's existence.

I think its important to have these threads once in a while because it reminds us of how good things were, and to give us sort of a goal to aim for, you know, like that one quote some might have seen on a poster in their elementary school classroom: "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!".

Yeah, I suppose it can get old, this longing for the past stuff, and maybe having a direct return to the old internet to then have things stagnate there might turn out to be really boring, but to try and say that things weren't better then than they are now is just a complete lie.

Personally, I think things like that are part of a grand psyop to get you to accept the shittyness of today's world. But I am prone to paranoia and schizotypal thinking, so... grain of salt.

>>165020
>Slight tangent, but I dont know why some people take it upon themselves (even on this site, we've had a couple threads like these before) to try and convince people who have a longing for the past that things weren't that good, that they're looking at things like the old internet through rose tinted glasses, etc.
I don't know if this is true, but it's like they keep insisting that there "needs" to be a "trade-off" between the amazing communities of the past with horrible internet speeds and file capacities, and the horrible people in the present with lightning fast connections and huge storage sizes. Why must there be?! Why can't you have the cool forums of old with the amazing servers of today?

>Personally, I think things like that are part of a grand psyop to get you to accept the shittyness of today's world.
An even worse idea is that there is no psyop because there is no one planning or controlling this. That everyone mocking you for ""nostalgia"" isn't being paid off by a grand conspiracy, and that there are people on the internet that genuinely believe this and are willing to spend time and energy to make sure you buy into it as well.

>>165020
>>165025
>they keep insisting that there "needs" to be a "trade-off" between the amazing communities of the past with horrible internet speeds and file capacities, and the horrible people in the present with lightning fast connections
I'm one of the anons that said something like that in a previous thread, and I was simply comparing the past to the present, not saying we can't have both now. I remember someone else saying they would actually take a one way trip in a time machine to the past if they could. Remembering the bad things about the past helps you enjoy the present more, and all the time spent complaining about how much better communities were back then could instead be spent posting fun things here.

>>164577
it wasn't objectively better, it's just that the things you like were peaking back then. I've been thinking about it recently and there's pretty much no point in becoming an anime nerd past 2007 or so. It hit its high-water mark in 2005 along with a bunch of other subculture bullshit.
>>165025
>Why can't you have the cool forums of old with the amazing servers of today?
Because the money and effort poured into making the Internet fast was meant to have it everywhere all the time in everyone's faces. I don't mind having slow, old shit and I don't get why younger people insist on having fast everything (´￢`)
>>165028
>all the time spent complaining about how much better communities were back then could instead be spent posting fun things here
That's a problem I have with other, larger websites: every time something fun happens you get about five posts in before someone starts bemoaning the modern times and saying how "old" the post feels. I can't stand it! Have fun in the moment!

I haven't fapped to 3D, or at least went on a regular porn site in years now, it just feels gross to me now. And real women don't turn me on

3d is too scary bc i have to think about the lives of then women in it

3d is unethical

3D porn production: people enjoying having sex and getting paid for it
2D porn production: the sweat and blood of artists who wish they were having sex instead of sitting at a desk

>>164445
3DPD: Females of the species pretending to enjoy having sex
Glorirous 2D: Beautiful girls actually enjoying having sex

https://youtu.be/vh_FHVAE0P0

This is my favorite Luka ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

lukas underrated…shes so cute

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>165033
GIF seems broken to me .. is it just me?

>>165043
i forgot to tick the gif boxヽ(´ー｀)ノ