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No.169881
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drink piss, baka!!
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No.169902
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hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*
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No.169910
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Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.
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No.169912
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>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks! :tongue:
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No.169913
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You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol
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No.169919
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>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!
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No.169877
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EVERYONE STAERT PEEEEING!!!!!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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No.169882
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Well I drive all day
To be there all night
Bladder's fillin' up
Two liters of Sprite
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No.169883
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.169917
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>>169877
Not usually into piss, but for Tsukasa I can make the exception
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No.169847
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I'M SORRY I'M A BIG GIRL THAT STILL CAN'T HOLD HER PEE :blush:
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No.169849
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*pees on your board*
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No.169864
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3DPeeD
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No.169865
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is today national heyuri pee day?(;´Д`)
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No.169909
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>>169865
maybe it's to celebrate this guy's birthday >>169857 :mona2:
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No.169914
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What the hell is your obsession with your pee
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No.169906
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there is no self to kill
a city of gardens

I'm going to kill my self
to kill my self
to kill my self
I'm going to kill my self
so there won't be nothing left

I'm going to remove myself
remove myself
remove myself
I'm going to remove myself
so there won't be nothing left

Because you are everyone you hate
when you're asleep or awake
all the choices you've made

you are everyone you hate
and it is ruining your life
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No.169907
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welp this was meant to be a reply to >>169889 but I guess heyuri.net had other ideas
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No.169872
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Pet her (´人｀)
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No.169879
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Pets have been delivered as requested (´人｀)
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No.169880
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very good :biggrin:
now add feature to lift up her skirt :nyaoo:
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No.169884
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why am i shaking her
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No.169885
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The Heyuri Animation department got its budget cut by 90% last year due to falling ratings. So it's a cheap trick to make it feel like we are petting her
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No.169894
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kyuuto! :biggrin:
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No.169853
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OOOH SHIIIIIT EVERYONE'S PEEING :gross:
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No.169854
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this is why heyuri's default background color is kind of yellow-ish :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.169855
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It seems that Golden Week has come early this year :sweat:
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No.169869
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that's so cute :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.169874
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THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER FOR ME :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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No.169850
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chie tea recipe:drool:
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No.169851
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I didn't open the picture yet but this better not be more goddamn pee
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No.169852
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FUCKING :furious:
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No.169870
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ZOMFG THIS IS DELICIOUS
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No.169876
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i wish i had this right now :cry:
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No.169857
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today is my birthday heyuri! whatd you get me （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.169859
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a very rare BOKU art
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No.169860
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tomo with 2 buckets included as a bonus
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No.169861
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>>169858
wow this is actually useful! thank you anon
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No.169862
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>>169860
TWO BUCKETS NO WAY THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!! you can keep tomo though :sweat2:
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No.169863
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>>169859
I hate her.

(USER'S BIRTHDAY WAS CANCELLED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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No.169840
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What would you do if a girl bullied you like this in school? :sad:
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No.169841
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i wouldve gone home and fapped ( ´ω`)
reminds me of the FB folder I had during middle school of a few of the girls from my school
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No.169843
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you call that bullying?
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No.169844
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>>169843
look at silhouette, he's clearly unhappy
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No.169845
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>>169844
he's curled up in pure joy & ecstasy!
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No.169830
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Lets roll

dice1d11=6
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No.169831
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wah:closed-eyes2:..
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No.169835
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dice1d11=10
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No.169836
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dice1d11=11
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No.169838
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dice1d11=5
rollin' :cool:
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No.169899
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they're all so old :yawn:
i'll pass (´ー`)
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No.169819
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/b/ is for /b/utthole :drool:
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No.169820
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/b/lownout /b/uttholes
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No.169826
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o
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No.169768
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.169769
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"Yokoso. Cokedog-desu. I am rabid for the small chested women. Please send one my way soon, divine girls. Arigatougozaimasu."
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No.169770
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This is profiling.....
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No.169814
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"IM BEGGING YOU PLZ SEND ME PLANKS"
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No.169807
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lol
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No.169810
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:nyaoo:
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No.169812
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i need whatever camera filmed that
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No.169714
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I HAVE AN EXTREMELY STRONG DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH TOMO
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No.169724
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>>169720
its my turn with the wife!!
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No.169737
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>>169714
Skirt fly up NEOW
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No.169771
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>>169714
Disgusting, She likes other women. (all azumanga girls do, btw)

>>169718
Breeder.

>>169720
>>169724
Disgusting. I won't repeat what i said before.
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No.169785
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Tomo a shit, A SHIT! :angry::angry:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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No.169811
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>>169771
this is true! I am TOMO'S wife!
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No.169340
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Im scared of dying..
With things like global warming and ai im scared tgat humans wont live much longer, and i dont want to die:sad: i wanna grow up and be old and die of natural causes..
its all so scary to me:cry:
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No.169709
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>>169693
Never trust anything on the internet, especially if it's on a site with any sort of monetary incentives for posting. Junkies and third worlders will create millions of videos and social media posts with believable made up stories about subjects like that for even a minuscule amount of ad revenue or book sales. People will also lie about having experiences like that just for 15 minutes of fame, or if they're insane religious fanatics telling lies for the "greater good" of convincing atheists that souls/spirits are real to try to save them from eternal hellfire. No matter how legit the scientific study appears it still relies on trusting that someone isn't lying, and with a topic like this I wouldn't believe it until testing it myself.
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No.169731
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When you die your spirit goes to Strange World for eternity ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.169781
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>>169709
I always trust everything I read on the Internet :biggrin:
It's all lies anyways, man. So it doesn't really matter whether you believe in them or not, just as long as you have fun with it.
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No.169782
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>>169781
filtering the truth from the lies matters if you want to make accurate predictions and win every unavoidable retarded argument your family members start with you
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No.169796
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Its the people who arent confident in their own ability to understand the world that cling to authority to confirm things for them. But its that untrust in your own mind that makes people like that so valuable for authorities who want to control them, and define what is truth and what isnt. The folks who tell you "dont bother looking into this, i have the answer, you can relax now"

breaking away from that requires you to be comfortable with not knowing, or being aware of unknowns, or even contradictions that make no sense. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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