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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>164959
1 no she isn't a predictive algorythm she is a voice bank
2 she was never alive
3 no but her voice is based on one
4i am sure there are mikubot out there
5 she is featured in numerous anime
6 because she is not real
7 yes
8 yes she was created in japan by japanese people and is centered around vocalizing japanese words
9 no hatsune miku doesn't fap
10 a person married hatsune miku
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>>164963
>a person married hatsune miku
many have
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>>164963
the sega fap joke is a thing outside italy? :glare:
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Why does that Google logo have Flandre's wing?
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>>164967
nah, pretty sure that guy is italian

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thats one way to gain muscles :hokke:

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Worst shit ever made. You'd have to be retarded to enjoy this.
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this game was meant to be played WHILE on an LSD trip. you're simply doing it wrong.
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Is that so? I believe the guy was enchanted by how surreal it can be and simply got inspired and poured this love into a game. I pronounce it a kusoge though :nyaoo-closedeyes:

I would not play it while tripping, way too unsettling, unless you specifically seek a psychotic episode but that is not healthy and I do not recommend it, all mental suffering in my entire life combined would not compare to one hour of fear and psychosis earlier this month

I think that playing this game instead of truly enjoying that state is lamer in comparison because wall behind the monitor is melting like an iceberg and about to fall like berlin wall, or looking at my greasy keyboard because fingerprints on the keys seem to zoom in infinitely like a microscope/minecraft dropper, my hand is constantly gaining and losing wrinkles, light of my mouse felt like a bar code scanner or a whole sea beacon if I looked at it from a distance

Honestly it is quite hard to even tap the right keys while you are one foot in Narnia and second foot in reality, it would be hard to play this game, I would get frustrated and spin shapes inside my head while drooling face to desk instead because it is more fun
Stars during night can be spun like figdet spinners by the way, it is so fun because they spin just for me because I kindly asked them to spin, and they sprinkle you with cosmic love while doing so too and if you wait until sunrise you can observe 5 suns rising at the same time :biggrin:
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I enjoy it because I love wasting my time in front of my computer ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>164914
played this game tripping off 2 bottles of delsym and had a blast. the walking sound effects made it for me. WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
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>>164987
what did you call me?!

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Now, i really dislike anal. i think its gross. and never in a million years would i want to have anal sex.
but every time i touch myself, in my head i think about how i want something in there.
and today i did it, didnt even go deep, maybe an inch in…and i finished almost immediately…maybe like 5 seconds in.:sad:
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Most of the prostitutes in my country do anal-only, I thought it would be really hot to ejaculate inside an older girl's butt, but then I thought about just how many STDs you can get from anal sex EVEN while wearing a condom, and an image of genital herpes is displayed in my head. And then I want to vomit.
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>>164990
thats why i think its gross..you can get so many infections and get anal rips:mask:
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Yotsuba's ANUS doesn't have any STDs! Use Yotsuba instead of some nasty prostitutes! :biggrin:
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>>164994
I read somewhere that apparently all you need to contract some types of STDs is just skin contact from a pubic area, your balls could hit a girls ass and you'd get some disease, let alone pumping a butthole, so it's hard for me to justify risking anything but safe VAGINAl sex
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you had a PENIS in your ANUS?

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the purest form of love is the love between a White Asian and a Male Female.
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>a Male Female
you mean she has a PENIS?

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Has anyone here played Pangya Reborn? It's a golfing game where you can play as a loli or a shota, AND you can even dress them up as miku or len! :biggrin:
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g'day, ive seen this game, it looks cool quite frankly. i was surprised by all its features being a free game, then i realized it has been around forever, and consistently updated over the years with new content.

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ive wanted to!! but had problems downloading the files:cry:
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Played it. I spent like 3 hours trying to find the right clothes to cosplay various characters. Less than i thought, compared to bigger MMOs like maplestory, but makes sense. Plus, i coulda just used the blank one and painted over it.

More cute and fun than i expected.
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very humble ( ´,_ゝ`) mmyes
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I can do the same thing in Garry's Mod, who would bother with golf?

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The older I get the more i realize stuff from just 10 years ago has been scrubbed from the internet. Web pages or boards, images and stuff. Search engines suck and it seems like things dont actually stay online as long as you might think. That can be a good thing but also pretty bad. Many images i used to see posted on image boards pretty commonly cant be found anymore. I think, if you like something a lot, try to save it, because the internet isnt as permanent as you think. ( ´_ゝ`)

Also, consider this: solid state media can lose data if left unpowered for long periods, its not ideal for archiving.
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>>164795
I found someone on Soulseek with a folder featuring a full (?) archive of Sonic Warfare, a site from the ancient internetz full of weird/annoying/mysterious novelty music from other countries. Songs that might be called "cursed" in modern parlance. Here's the folder on WeTransfer if anyone is interested... it's only up for 3 days so get on it:

https://wetransfer.com/downloads/2d24428645ed8c64410bae015f1b3dae20251211001534/c739e9272aff149744bc8e46877d925020251211001930/20140b?trk=TRN_TDL_01&utm_campaign=TRN_TDL_01&utm_medium=email&utm_source=sendgrid
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don't forget to seed for rupert :hokke:
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>>164973
I hope it's not dolphin porn.
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his magnet btw:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8f8f64dad 15c5bb5e25761395fe6957b307418b3&dn=ruep&tr=udp%3a%2f
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>>164980
I rembar this cat
I have it in my torrentz :biggrin:

how parasocial are u?
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i guess i do miss xyaro (´~`)
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very :cry:
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i think it be nice to become the target of someone's parasocial affection. apart from that, i've had feelings for professors a couple of times.
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>>164974
from experience it isnt. it is scary when a stranger takes such an interest in you, espeically because you stop being a person to them and instead are an ideal

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but did j00 know? :nyaoo:
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WINRAR OCs! :iyahoo:
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>>164887
CYBERSEX WIN :iyahoo:
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Wonderful :biggrin::biggrin:
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HOLY SHAT :iyahoo:

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Whats a good thinkpad for basic internetting? 💻☺

Anyone knows? Thinking about getting one used.
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i've been using a t420 since 2019 and it's very nice aside from a few hardware components being broken when i got it. running an outdated version of windows 10 pro because i ran a script to prevent it from updating to newer versions.
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>>164935
what about a t430? do you know about that? :huh:
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>>164938
i think the only real difference is the keyboard. i personally strongly prefer the old style keyboard like the one on the t420 over the new style keyboard like the one on the t430.
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you can transplant a x220 keyboard into x230. For me x220 is a bit too slow
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you can get a used t14 on ebay for real cheap, they're more locked down than the older ones but laptops r all basically disposable these days anyway

how do i become less lazy??? (;´Д`)
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plan things, make lists, but also clarify the tasks on the lists, break the items into small parts so that you can choose the first and easiest task, then execute that task, and keep doing it. thats it really.

┐(゚~゚)┌
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jummmkoo...

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(This is a long but very important post, please read it all)

Do you know the song "Californication" by Red Hot Chilly Pepper?
Well, I believe this song has a lot of hidden themes that have yet to be discussed even though I didn't bother to look up if someone has discussed these before. I am a self-certified music analyzerer or however you spell it so my post is 100% certified for truth, let's begin:


"Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation"
This line is a very well hidden reference to China interfering with elections, can you see how "elation" and "election" are super very similar words? I think RHCP is currently being blackmailed by China and this is the only way they can bring light to the matter. The word "Psychic" itself has a lot more meaning, this is RHCP trying to tell us that China has managed to create Psychic soldiers like the ones in F.E.A.R.

"And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation"
I have not found much of interest in this line here, perhaps some swedish heyurizen can help me on this when they stop raping little girls... wait a second... little girls? is RHCP trying to tell us something about sweden's current rape issues? hmm...
silver-screen quotation? silver was used as currency in past times and what about quotation? quotation is very similar to the latin word "quŏtus" which means quantity so RHCP is clearly trying to tell us that little girls in sweden have been raped after being sold to immigrants so much that they only see money (that is being exchanged for them), a very powerful line from RHCP

"And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication"
After analyzing the previous lines this one goes from a strange thing to say to a warning: do you want to be blackmailed by China? do you want Chinese Psychic soldiers to hunt you down? do you want to be raped in sweden? clearly nobody wants that, but if you do what you want is californication, but what is californication? One can think it's the act of turning into California but that is a naive interpretation, follow me now: californication -> cali (as in california) + fornication (the act of sex!), RHCP is warning us that little swedish girls are being raped by immigrants in California (their HQ)!

"It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the East, at least it settled in a final location"
These two lines seem to have predicted the fall of Western civilization, but the sun rising from the east seems to imply that the end of western civilization came from the east. Has japan cleverly avoided these suspicions until now with some underhanded trick? the sun settles in the west so does it mean the west will be the first to fall? I can't help but feel uneasy...

"It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication"
Taking what we said previously this line tells us that Hollywood is selling Chinese Psychic soldiers to China and raping little swedish girls with the help of immigrants, how can RHCP know all of this?

"Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin: is this your chin or is that war you're waging?"
I believe this is once again connected to Hollywood since it mentions Celebrities and surgeons, see how surgeons are paid "very well" to "break" the spell of "aging"? Celebrities are paying "surgeons" (hitmen) to break the spell of "aging" (killing people who expose them because you can't age if you're dead), just what in the hell have celebrities in Hollywood been doing all this time?! This is reinforced by "is this your chin or is that war you're waging?", to celebrities the lives of innocents are worth less than their chins so they wage war by killing them, disgusting...

"First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn"
This may be connected to Hollywood or the previously mentioned Chinese Psychic soldiers, unicorns are clearly a fantasy, so why use that word in this song that is protesting real events? it's to mask the "first born", RHCP further tries to hide their protest by the powers that be by using a contradiction (hardcore soft porn, how can soft porn be hardcore?): either Chinese Psychic soldiers give up their first borns for pornography production or celebrities in Hollywood are

"Dream of Californication"
Sarcastically dreaming of something as horrible as californication

"Marry me, girl, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation
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And buy me a star on the boulevard, it's Californication"
this time RHCP masterfully hid their protest by connecting the first and THIRD lines together instead of thge first and second, the first line is innocently elevating a woman, a bride, to a bright star, something that is often done in love poems, but the third line equates a bright star to something that can be bought with hard cash, by whom you ask? Hollywood.
Remember the little girls from sweden (brides for immigrants) looking only at cash(which can buy stars or, in other words, women)? all connected

"A teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information"
this is connected to the previous 2 lines.
A teenage bride can be anywhere from 19 years old to 13 years old, RHCP could be trying to talk about pregnant women taking drugs (getting high on information), but I think they further exposing the fact that Hollywood is raping little girls from sweden with the help of immigrants and doesn't care if that makes them pregnant ("with a baby inside")

"Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement"
This is just... wow... RHCP definitely knows something, the first man on space was not filmed on a Hollywood set, but on a Hollywood basement, it's genius! Not only can they make the film even more believable (the basement is dark so it can easily pass as space darkness) but no "conspiracy theorists" will ever think of checking the basement!

"And Cobain, can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station to Station?
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication"
Cobain is Nirvana's singer whom committed suicide some time ago, I have yet to deduce what the spheres singing could mean, but the next line sent chills down my spine: Alderaan is a fictional planet so it can't be or not be far away... but is it really fictional? RHCP is probably telling us that star wars is not a movie but real events filmed by Hollywood (because they mentioned californication again), Hollywood caused the rise of Palpatine and consequently the star wars, indirectly killing many billions of people/aliens just so they could film it for profit (they probably also raped little girls from Alderaan)

"Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody's been there, and I don't mean no vacation"
This hits too close... RHCP is telling us our parents want to control the population, who else wants to control the population? that's right, Hollywood. Please double check that your parents aren't secretly Hollywood celebrities, it's for your own safety

[...]

"Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation"
RHCP is warning us that we will go through a time where everything will be destroyed (War in ukraine, war in the middle east, see the trend?) to rebuild, but it won't be for us of course and remember that previously we saw the control of the population being mentioned: Hollywood celebrities will use war to destroy us and resize the world population to a more controllable size, possibly with the help of Chinese Psychic soldiers (the final ratio will be 5/1 for females most of whom will be born in sweden for obvious reasons)

"And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar, they're just another good vibration"
Another reference to swedish little girls, the vibrations are Hollywood pedophiles rubbing their VAGINAs with vibrators ("good" vibrations)

"And tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication"
This part is really scary, RHCP is telling us that "tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication", in other words californication is inevitable and nothing we will do will save us, but this can also be interpreted in a way that means we need to band together and do something VERY AMAZING to avoid Californication, is this a call to arms for all humanity against Hollywood?

the rest of the song is lyrics we have already analyzed


What are your thoughts on this?
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I... don't think that's quite what they meant, but you're on the right track in some places. :sweat2:

I understood the term 'Californication' and all other verses coming before and after to mean the erosion of culture and rampant unchecked exploitation in the United States all for the sake of chasing the almighty dollar.

The bit about psychic spies from China is probably just another fantastical element to allude to California's status of being the center of fictional entertainment, that is, Hollywood, LA. Or, like the line about Swedish girls dreaming of silver-screen quotation (they're hoping to one day star in a movie that gets popular enough that it's quoted by everyday people in the same vein as Star Wars), it also alludes to foreigners; this time referring to ones who are portrayed in American media as evil mysterious outsiders with an agenda to subvert the US government. At the time the song was written, 1999, the Soviet Union had long been dissolved and its successor state Russia 🇷🇺 was busy fighting yet another war with a breakaway state - not to mention suffering from an horrible economic crisis. It had long since passed from the minds of Americans as the foreign bad guy, so that role had shifted to the remaining big (nominally) Communist nation: China. 🇨🇳

>This is reinforced by "is this your chin or is that war you're waging?", to celebrities the lives of innocents are worth less than their chins so they wage war by killing them, disgusting...
I don't think it's meant so literally...
Rather it means that celebrities are held to such a standard and marveled in American society that the news is filled with vapid nonsense about every time one of them so much as farts in public meanwhile actual tragedies get glossed over. Remember it wasn't that long ago some scandal about Johnny Depp's wife shitting her bed was all anyone ever talked about for a few months. Perhaps celebrities themselves aren't as much at fault for the spotlight constantly shone on them, as much as it is the media. But then again, if they're aware of this then why don't they do something about it? Could they do anything about it? :unsure:

>"Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement"
This just means that space is something most of us will never get to experience in our lifetimes unless we work in a field that studies it like NASA, and even then, you'd have to be an astronaut if you wanted to go into space itself. That's a commitment that goes beyond simply wanting to visit space for a couple minutes. So the majority of the world will never get to see space outside of what Hollywood shows us. Maybe this causes misconceptions about space, and in a broader sense, real things that are out of our reach. Or more cynically, Hollywood can choose to lie about things that are real but we would never know if it were true since we can't see it for ourselves. :ph34r:
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>>164743
that's way less impressive than my theory though :sad:
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>>164743
>we can't see it for ourselves
you can buy a telescope and look at stuff in space with it 🌃
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>>164838
you actually can't
every telescope has a photoshopped image of space glued to the other end so you will not see the truth

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im scared of aging..if i cant look younger, is there any way to stay looking young?:emo:
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>>164883
Me too, lets show some Heyuri solidarity :wink:
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No point worrying about such things. All the good clothes look best on matured gentlemen :mona2:
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makeup can help, especially looks that are done by younger people. concealer and foundation can help your skin, blush to look lively, you could learn aegyo sal
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I look like that
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>>164883
I can provide moar.

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purupuru pururin~ ( ´ω`)
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>>164851
NOT AGAIN!!!! :angry:
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