Your friend will have to use your throat instead from now on

>>166103
I would prefer he use my ANUS

>>166102
>it keeps getting smaller and smaller
>his is now noticeably bigger
I think your friend is stealing your PENIS size

>>166154
But he hasn't gotten any bigger

Ichigo Marshmallow is really boring in comparison to Mitsudomoe. I really want a loli show that has lots of funny jokes and fanservice.

>>166132
ok

>>166132
fanservice? more like fatservice

just like my irl nobody cares

Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?

>>166146
Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.

panchina

what's that?

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>>166111
woah

lie on your resume

I hear that your chances are better if you color your skin black or brown.

Work at Goodwill

Lie on your CV, everybody does it. And just be real confident in the interview and wear a suit

>>166070
get on your knees and BEG! (;´Д`)

Too care-free in the important things, too strict in the unimportant things

is the meaning of the image that theyre both furries who need to stop fighting and accept their fursonas?

I was beaten :p

I effectively was an orphan

self-centered narcissists who yelled at me if i dared show any personality or independence and regularly threatened me with violence

You're supposed to let them sit there and dry out, hardened to the point you can use them as a projectile weapon.

i liek moist fruit cake

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SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES

Chakan and Gaiares

Sonic, obviously, but also Castlevania: Bloodlines, Shining in the Darkness (dungeon crawler) and Shining Force

top games:
Shadow Dancer (fucking love this game)
Shinobi 3
Ranger-X (I wish the cave level wasn't so early in the game, otherwise, this is such a cool ass game; you'll want a 6 button controller for the best experience)
Sonic 2, Sonic 3&K (Sonic 1 isn't that bad either)
Gunstar Heroes
Castlevania Bloodlines
MUSHA (almost put this in the below list, it's good, but has some weird design flaws)
Phantasy Star 4
Streets of Rage 2 (1 is okay, and western releases of 3 got fucked up)

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>>166058
people keep telling me chakan is good but it never really clicked with me

>>166037
what do you use, gimp?

>>166038
did you just call me a gimp? watch your mouth pal

>>166038
No, I use Photoshop
I have GIMP but the shortcuts are too weird for me to adapt to so I don't use it as a daily editing program
Was there even any reason for them to change it up like that? I can't imagine Adobe seriously copyrighted keyboard shortcuts or some nonsense

>>166035
Thanks XD

>>165991
i dont wax too often because my hair grows back slowly and patchy which is nice

i have two, i used to have three! but she broke…

i actually dont really like miku i only bought 1 of the 3 figures when i was 11 or so

>>166060
FAGGOT

>>166060
How many have you hotglued? (・∀・)

>>166027
How's 7th grade been so far? Are your little milk duds budding nicely?
Tell ya what, send santy claus a nice picture or two, and he'll get ya a great big custom made trapper keeper with my melody smoking a blunt with lain iwakura on the cover

>>166086
oh yeah

take this

>>165839
Awww, thank you guys!!!

i hope we keep this up for when its my birthday tomorrow guys, i can already see the gifts flying in by the dozens for me

happy birthday anon!!

Happy birthdayyy

sorry i'm a little late...

DELICIOUS PUSSY

>>166007
sight of yakui will always summon my reaction

>>166011
i dont want muscle!!!!!

>>166013
YES YOU DO.
EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU DO, YOU DO.
YOU WANT YOUR ARMS AND LEGS TO GROW AND STILL HAVE SHAPE DESPITE FILLING OUT?
YOU WANT MUSCLE.
IF YUO CONTINUE DOWN THE ROAD YUO ARE NOW YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF GAINING THE STOMACH FAT THAT YOU DON'T WANT BECAUSE WHEN YOU GAIN FAT YOU GAIN FAT EVERYWHERE.

>>165913
Don't listen to these retards, I understand OP. Op wants a soft fat body. I will tell you what you need to do.

Use a lot of cooking oil, like olive oil, it's very high in fat, cook vegetable curries with at potatoes and a large amount of butter. Focus on foods that are high in fat and low in protein, vegetable oil and butter is ideal cus it can basically be used in any dish and is very high fat

>>165940
Also none of this is really that bad for you, instead try eating an entire pie everyday

yeah
murica

>>165874
>>165881
>>165890
BOOBS

>>165971
i love boobs

>>165976
SAME MY FREN
I AGREE AND WANT MORE OF WHAT >>165881 SAYS. MY PIC MAY NOT BE SOMEWHAT RELATED TO HIS DESCRIPTION... BUT STILL

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CUNT EXANIMATION

NO WHORES

>>165945
NO MONEY NO TALK!!!!!!