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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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/r/ moar
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>>163831
depressing
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( ´_ゝ`)
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Konata is in the right
remove the wannabe riajuu (゚血゚#)
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make them all pay!!

I got a new laptop today, and as a believer in the practice of giving your computers feminine names, I went a borrowed an old label-maker, and I'll print out her name and place it on her bezel once I've picked one

Taking suggestions!

I will not print out any racial slurs or anything else naughty that will get me stared at in the library

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>>163222

Haven't really been jerking off at all since your mother started visiting me three times a week
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I could have gotten a thinkpad for just 140 buckeroos but i passed on it.

i do need a hecking laptop though
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>>163233
>but i passed on it.
BAKA
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OP have you decided?
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Arlene

when was the last time u hugged someone?
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i lol'd
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>163826
oh my gosh i love him
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>>163826
many hugs such love

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i still remember daddy's dick poking me when i sat on his lap... makes me think that it might not be right to molest kids!! :cry:
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tes
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testo
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>>163809
sex disgusts me at this point
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You should call the police on heyuri dot net :angry:

Hello I'm a police officer where's the shota :biggrin:
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>>163809
Thank you!!!!

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I'm interested in doing something like this. I've traveled around the world a little, have some savings, and enough monthly income to take care of another person.

Having to deal with a third world girls family is a major downside... but if I picked from among the best pakistan has to offer, surely I could find a girl cute enough to make it worth it! ( ´ω`)
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Dont do this⚠ most of the time girls from third world countries marry foreigners for their passport and diorce them after coming to the west/china and use the alimony to support their family back home, if ur unlucky they wont even drain your balls, just ur wallet:dark::cry:
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>>163811
apparently in china you can chain your wife up in a barn and the law will only step in if enough people complain on social media (゚ー゚)
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>>163805
he playing it safe for the camera and the viewers who watch this would go mad if they knew he was looking for younger girls to marry.
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>>163816
if you have a barn you probably live far enough out in the country that no one can hear her scream, so you could do that in any country especially if you invest in a good amount of soundproofing for your sex dungeon. just be sure to find a girl with a bondage/rape fetish so she enjoys it!
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>>163794
"shit skin"
these are very clearly Indo-Aryan women

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mellorine or dondurma :tongue:🍦
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DONDURMA!!!!!!!!!!!1 :angry:
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dondurma
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SEPTEMBAH
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gelato!

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Behold! teh most advanced weapons of mass destruction ever produced!
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So wide.

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If you had an illness that made it impossible for you to get sexually excited, would you kill yourself?
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>>163498
Trust me, after a year of having low libido, you would think back and regret.
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>>163532
Regret what, exactly?
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Getting rid of it, if that were possible
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That's called old age
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I'd probably start speedrunning on twitch.

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What terrible video games do you find fun to play? Pic related for me
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>163579
I'm curious. Why do you like it?
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>>163585
because it had passion and ambition! :biggrin:
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>>163578
After giving some thought I remembered again what my new player fire emblem gameplay looked like.

If you came from Jrpg's like final fantasy, then the game can be difficult. See in a game like Final fantasy 7, each character has stats, Strength, Intelligence, Agility, etc... These stats pretty much mean nothing to the player and are a rough ballpark of how good the character is at something. If Cloud's STR is 5 points higher than Tifa's then he will do more basic attack damage. The game obfuscates the formula and the player is not meant to know what 5 points more even means.

What a lot of new players don't realize when playing Fire Emblem (and other games of that ilk) is that the stats are perfectly readable and meant to be. So if Alm has 10 Strength and a sword that ads 2 damage. His attack will be 12 damage minus the bandits defence. Then bandit health subtracted by damage. Same works for magic and resistance. Than you'll just need to figure out speed. In FE Echoes: SoV, if a unit has 1 more point of speed over another unit then they 'outspeed' them and will double their attack. In most FE games I think its 3 points more is a double.

Also I didn't think FE as a hard game but then I remembered my brother's save file of FE: Shadow dragon and how he really screwed his playthrough. He played with classic rules and left his save on a tricky level with very little resources and most named units are dead because he threw every character at the wall and which ever ones didn't die got to continue. (Honestly pretty badass, I always reset for character deaths). So because he played so un-optimally it made his save file way harder to beat on normal difficulty than it was for me to beat my save file on hard.

https://serenesforest.net/
This site is a great resource for Fire Emblem. For example knowing the crafting recipe for a specific weapon in SoV. It certainly isn't necessary to look up anything to beat the game. I started only ever look up stuff after I've beaten a game naturally. SO one can beat any Fire emblem game without it, just gotta read tooltips and pay attention to stats.
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>>163579
Oh, I liked sonic 06 too, but in youtube playthrough form. I rarely play games myself.

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goodnight heyuri..
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Oyasumi :shii:
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it's important to look at or at least think of something erotic before you sleep, so you may see it in your dreams!

OP, if you are reading this, imagine with as much details possible in your mind that ur drinking a shy schoolgirl's diarrhea right now :biggrin:
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goodnight? but its only 12:00...
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Wake up!

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It disappoints me so much that Haruhi lost the gen z bowl and instead of young women pretending to be Haruhi we got them pretending to be fucking Konata. I don't know why they love that show; it's just references to old shit. And Konata is a pile of meaningless hobbies; take those away and you have some random chick with no personality besides being "chill" or whatever.

Also season 2 Haruhi looks like ass
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>>163068
the best of both worlds!
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>>163186
i'm a bit envious and stopped reading when that happened..
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many young men are also choosing to be gay instead of putting in the work to find a good enough woman nowadays, so you aren't alone!
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we love both konata and haruhi in this household! :angry:
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updating the software... it shouldn't take longer than a few minutes unless something goes wrong ( ´ω` )
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>when ur banned/warned it wont eat your post
what about cockflare errors? those always eat my posts
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>>163646
i haven't tested it (yet to encounter it), but it should work - the post comment and subject only get cleared when the post is successfully made
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test
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mr developer-san, i have a bug report. when i try to post without noko, nothing happens, the page stays still and my post doesnt go through

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>>163632
quick reply test

when i go online i want to kill myself and when i go outside i aslw want to kill myself(´~`)
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when I go online I touch myself and when I look at what's on my harddrive I also touch myself. I never go outside.
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>>163651
what is this guy name again
i forgot all the 2chan character
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Fastest runner wins teh race! :hokke:
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I may not be the fastest runner but I still won by having the most sex
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>>163627
you dumbass!
you're running in the wrong direction!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Eat shit Big Smoke!
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I may not be having sex but as soon as I catch this loli I will be

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does anyone know how many benadryl it takes to seriously harm your body? i heard it can cause internal bleeding or something like that…throughout this week ive taken probably liek 20 or something…

or even better any medicine that makes you really sleepy (that is easily found in houses):nyaoo-closedeyes:
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goddamn dopers... how many more of these threads do we need?
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im no druggie but i wouldn't mess with it
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>>163612
>>163613
i wouldnt consider myself a doper or a druggie ive only taken benadryls and some headache medicine once:sad:
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try mixing benadryl syrup with cough syrup and see for yourself:lolico:
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>>163615
aw i dont have any benadryl syrup…:sad::sad:


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