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No.168065
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As a child, I would play with the girl next door. We usually played in her yard, but one day I was invited in

She went to the bathroom, then, while she was in there, she started calling for her mom over and over again. But her mom didn't respond, so she called for me and asked me to enter the bathroom. :dark:

I did, and was shocked to see her bent over with her ass pointed at me and her pants and undies down. She wanted me to wipe her! I ran out and got her mom. :sweat:

wtf would U have done? :sweat3:


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No.168073
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I used to try to play out my femdom fantasies with my neighbor. She didn't quite understand how it worked, but we did stuff. I was 6 and she was 4. I have no idea where all that came from.
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No.168076
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>>168073
Tell me more!
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No.168077
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OP, if you aren't lying on the internet, that was a such huge FURAGU and you missed!
If you had just helped her wipe her butthole as a kid then, that would both make her attached to you and have her kaasan approve you, and you would be having daily sex in her room by you were in high school, with her kaasan bringing cookies during sex!!

But well, personally I'm glad you're still a virgin, posting on Heyuri with the rest of us :biggrin:
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No.168090
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whenever my (male) cousin would spend the night he would get really hyper when my parents went to bed. one night he was pulling off my clothes until i was in nothing but my tighty whities and desperately clinging to them while he was trying to pull them off. he was molested by his dad and i realized later in life that all of this was because he was horny.
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No.168096
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I farted in front of the two polish neighbor girls and they laughed at me :emo:
you guys think bodily function shame from childhood is why we all like eating little girl feces
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No.167546
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Time to spend 30 minutes platforming and doing retarded puzzles and only a quarter of that time actually fighting demons!
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No.167812
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>how come there is no heyuri doom game yet?
there were made several heyuri mods
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No.167813
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>>167811
if you mean that newer games keep trying to look more "photorealistic" ends up with them looking very visually similar to each other, then yes.
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No.167815
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>>167811
yes. i'm surprised you even feel the need to ask.

the vast majority of modern games suck in every single aspect and are not even worth pirating.
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No.167863
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>>167546
the soundtrack is killer tho despite all the bullshit that happened behind the scene
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No.168093
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DOOM3
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No.168079
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my parents are behind me so please don't post anything weird :nyaoo:
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No.168085
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that was fun,
lets do pt.2
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No.168086
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meh.
pt.3 total random.
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No.168087
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i'm not opening a webm and my mom is too retarded to read
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No.168088
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>>168087
sucks to be you
guess youll have to explain to your mom why youre looking at naked boys then
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No.168089
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>>168088
i explained to her how public bathing is a normal part of japanese culture and that characters in anime are commonly depicted in the bath because it's just a normal thing to them so she doesn't get any weird ideas
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No.167249
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Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth? :happy:
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No.167265
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Maybe.
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No.167879
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If it was Blossom instead maybe! :biggrin:
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>>167879
pawwehrpaawff saev teh deyy!
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No.168012
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.168078
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I would put my dick in THIS Bubble's mouth
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No.167991
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that's adult man hair if you find this unattractive as a woman you are a pedophile.
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>>168022
>>168023
this reminded me of the heaven's gate cult. is heyuri secretly that religious :unsure:
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No.168025
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>>168019
>>168020
>>168022
>>168023
please don't fall for gay propaganda, testicles are there for you to reproduce and give a birth to a beautiful children, thank you very much(´人｀)
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>>168024
>>168025
forgive your tragic fate and you too shall be freed. backwards through the gate of nihil beckons the waiting snake.
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No.168057
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>>168022
wow, people sure did some disturbing shit back in the day. I'm so glad nothing like this happens anymore (´人｀)
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No.168075
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I see what you did there OP
>>168000
But we should stop pretending men and women are symmetrical. We shouldn't be treated equally because we are different kinds of people. Not better, nor worse, just different.
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No.168003
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big PENIS futanari or small PENIS futanari?
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Can I supersize that?
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No.168009
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>>168003
Yes :drool:
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No.168054
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>>168003
small PENIS always, so kawaii
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No.167969
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*insert coin*
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No.167998
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CORRUPTION OF YOUTH :angry:
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No.168001
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>>167998
sounds like a doujinshi name
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No.168005
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there isnt anything u can't buy with money!except love from haruhi
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but maybe...
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No.167761
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does anyone have any game reccs? not looking for anything in specific, just tell me what games ya like to play!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin:
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No.167985
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dragon slayer 2
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No.167992
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>>167983
Heyuri Runescape party when?
:biggrin:
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No.167993
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I love rs, and I want to be able to play it,
but i do not want to play it.
This is one of the last screenshots I took the last time I logged in.
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No.167994
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Here's my current stats of today. As an ironman! :wink:

>I love rs, and I want to be able to play it,
but i do not want to play it.
before i got back to it, i really was asking this myself. As i know that i would get waaaayyyy to addicted to it. But hey, does it really matter? It's just a boring long winter and to have something take over your life for a while is really fun. To get obsessed with it! I will mostly quit again in a month or so - and no life again when it's winter!:x3:

>>167992
HELL YEAH!!! :waha:
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No.167995
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forgot to add img :x3:
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No.167965
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https://up.heyuri.net/src/5127.exe
download and run... :dark:


I cant promise you wont find yourself in a new universe....
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No.167967
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not doing until someone else confirms not a virus (;`Д´)
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No.167968
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I ran it because I have balls

its just solitaire

Fuck u i wanted to isekai into hannah-chans world
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No.167970
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ZOMG I GOT ISEKAI'D
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No.167971
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Won't start :closed-eyes:
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No.167834
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Believe it or not, I finally scored a girlfriend, woohoo! It’s been real, you FAGGOTS. I’m out. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, (which isn’t much.) Bye!
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No.167864
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lucky... :sad:
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No.167866
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>>167834
inb4 another i accidentally raped someone thread..

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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No.167869
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you should share her with me :love:
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No.167914
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(ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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No.167966
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who cares
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No.167945
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are cute girls who sound like buff men HOT? :nyaoo2:
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No.167953
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This video made me think I was about to see a anime re-enaction of the kennedy assasination. Why is that girl dressed like jackie kennedy?
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No.167954
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i wish to be the ice cream :blush:
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No.167956
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>>167945
No, they're smoking addict and would sent you to the kitchen.
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>>167953
>Why is that girl dressed like jackie kennedy?
girls frontline
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No.167960
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>>167945
why is that girl has kevin spacey voice :unsure:
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No.167890
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Why is Dejiko screaming?
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No.167896
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Someone squeeze her balls. :biggrin:
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No.167924
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wrong hole
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No.167937
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urethral hot sauce (;´Д`)
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No.167943
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DejiCOCK :kuz:
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No.167944
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losing to puchippy at this weird game :nyaoo2:
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No.167873
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Now what is this link Jeff emailed me?
*click*
*scroll*
Oh my...!
*zip*
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*
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exploitable
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No.167877
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mmmm, sexy post form!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.167938 AS
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...the powerglue dried Abit longer.or... idk. So annoying.
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No.167939
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now you know not to fuck your gundams, dummie :xp:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.167997
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Glue it back together with your jizz. :biggrin:
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No.167801
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Today i went to the mall and arcade ヽ(´∇`)ノ
at the arcade they had a huge taiko machine and i wanted to play but you had to pay to play..ive never played taiko at an arcade but i have a drum at home( ´ω`)

there was also a knock off ddr and i had never played before and i kinda suked..there was another knock of ddr and i saw some people my age playing bad apple on it(;´Д`) i didnt know people in real life liked touhou!
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No.167849
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>>167833
>a lot of the rhythm games have touhou songs including taiko!

i know!! ive played some on taiko web…i remember help me eirn being out of sync..(´～`)they dont have all the songs compared to the nintendo taiko i think, because on nintendo theres like a billion songs Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)but i refuse to give nintendo anymoar money…

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No.167871
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>>167801
Was it Pump It Up? Those machines are pretty fun (⌒▽⌒) I personally love SDVX more but they’re usually out of order for “maintenance” because nobody really plays on them..
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>>167807
I am unreasonably aroused by this. :drool:
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>>167871
i think it couldve been…i didnt pay much attention, honestly (;´Д`)

but everytime i went to that side of the arcade some was on both of teh two machines if it makes you happy! me and my family had to wait a while…
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>>167871
kinda surprised at that
SDVX isn't usually as populated as DDR or PIU at the arcade I go to, but it gets a fair amount of people.
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