I told myself if I waited until I was 50, I could have any little girl I want.
But I never got any money or a big ojisan PENIS!
What do I do now?

The FBI already said "there is no client list". The Epstein List is a list of the cloned children who were mind programmed. Here are some of the names you will find on the Epstein List:

Sabrina Carpenter
Ivanka Trump
Britney Spears
Demi Lovato
Justin Timberlake
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift
Hilary Duff
Christina Aguilera
Zendaya
Jake Short
Selena Gomez
Zac Efron
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton

The "Samson Option" is the activation code for the Self-Destruction option in the mind controlled clones. And who knows how many people are clones at this point?

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.” And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.” And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.” The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;” And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.” And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;” And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.” And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!” And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit

A few days ago I parked on some dirt road out in the woods just to sit there for a bit and eat some snax. I didn't see anyone around when I parked, but after a while I noticed a blue car down by the trailhead that definitely wasn't there earlier.
Later I saw the guy coming back from the trail and get in. It made me uneasy being there all alone with some random stranger. As soon as his car turned on I decided to pack up too.

The road was a bit narrow and the dust made it hard to see but I think he left right after me because I saw his headlights in my mirror. So I sped up a little and managed to lose him... It sure creeped me out though

PREPARE TO BE QUACK'D

I wanted to delete this, but i didnt want it to go away forever

so i thought, who would appreciate it better than heyurians!

this is from february 1st 2024

THE PEOPLE'S IDOL!

I wrote a php forum from scratch!
https://forums.x220.net/showtopics.php?board=1

What do Heyurizens think? I apologize for shilling I'm not sure where else to show this off idunno you might find this interesting

Is obesity moe?

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today i have learned the girlfriend doesn't refer to me as "boyfriend", she didnt do this with her past partners. should i give up and run away?

I found this japanese movie called House (1977).
I'm only 14 minutes in but i know this is the kind of fil Heyuri will love

I can either host it myself on cytube or provide the file with subs embedded already. Let's agree ITT about when we can watch it

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

ATTEEEENSHUN!!!