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I was at school earlier (I'm 18 btw no need to worry about r0) and a year 7 (11 or 12 year old) walked into the area where my year hangs around at break time during break time. He started hanging around a group of people on the other side of the room so I walked over to see what all the situation was about and one thing lead to another and I got into a fight with him that I lost. Like it wasn't a proper serious fight we were just pushing no punching or kicking or anything and we shook hands after but still, I lost in a fight to a preteen.
It is with this fate that I cannot go on for any longer like this and I need to get stronger and increase my fighting skills so if anybody knows how to do that please fucking tell me, although please consider that I don't really want to heavily disrupt my current lifestyle of spending the vast majority of my free time on the computer and not paying too much attention to my diet, I definitely don't want to start going to the gym (puke).
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first things first - try lifting a car and post results ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Have you tried opening the skills menu? You can allocate any available skill points there.
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>Anyone know how to get strong without going to the gym or anything
>I don't really want to heavily disrupt my current lifestyle of spending the vast majority of my free time on the computer and not paying too much attention to my diet, I definitely don't want to start going to the gym (puke).
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The thing you are looking for is weight assisted calisthenics and fasting.
https://www.scribd.com/document/399334659/Monkey-Strength
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People get jacked in prison with purely bodyweight exercises. I've been exercising for the past half year as a hikki neet and have been getting a bit of gains. Eventually you will plateau and since you can't really increase weight you have to increase volume, which means you would have to be exercising for like 2 hours. You will still be much stronger and healthier even if you don't do it that long.

I'm so tired of that bullshit, hours and hours go to waste in scrolling endlessly, don't even ask about TikTok that shit is a Deseptic tank full of unfunny jokes and kirkified images (I find them unfunny) the only reason I'm even using that shit is because I have three friends in there :angry: delete all social media and let's go back to websites again! #Makeinternetgreatagain :mona2:
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>>164800
hmm, are you on any meds? maybe you took too much. could it be that they've laced yours with futa semen? :sweat:
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>>164797
as long as you frequently ask "what do they have to gain by showing/telling me this" you can watch news from anywhere with a critical mind and gain the bits of truth through the propaganda.
If something seems too strange to be real look it up, dont look at other people providing "context" try to find primary sources.
For example, if a news article says "so and so said some terrible thing" instead of taking it at face value, find the footage of that person saying the thing in full and make a conclusion from there.
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>>164800
500mg (´ー` )
do you think it was laced with futanol?
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>>164797
There isn't and that's a perennial issue. There was always and always will be interests behind news reporting. It's mainly fear mongering and we crave it for the illusion of being on top of the situation, an instinct which is then preyed upon by making even more bombastic and deranged news. Fuck them news.
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how old are you...?
>the only reason I'm even using that shit is because I have three friends in there
if you get addicted to it so easily, just explain it to them and get another method of communication ┐(゚~゚)┌
(no. not dicksword, baka)

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¡GOOD LUCKY!!!( ´ω`):xd:
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>>164781
mating press
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:glare::angry::cry:
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There will be a christmas Lucky Channel episode...

The episode is not ready yet... cute and forever youthful Akira has not finished it yet... dear viewers, wait warmly!
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>>164786
We love you akira

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I hate women for no reason
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I liek em
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they're pretty cool IMO
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Women are a black hole of failure. If you put enough of them in one place, it would cause a singularity that would break the laws of physics. :biggrin:
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Every problem caused by a female is actually the fault of a man who wrongly expected his baby-making machine to do something other than make babies. If you put it in her mouth her teeth could scrape it and she'll puke all over the place, if you put it in her butt poop will get stuck under your foreskin and you'll get AIDS or something, and if you let her use her hands for anything other than hugging you during sex and rubbing your back after she'll probably fuck it up.
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>>164777
There are some benefits to anal sex. like uh...

hmm

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ELF GIRL PUSSY! I WANT TO FUCK AN ELF! GIVE ME ELF PUSSY NOW! NEED ELVEN CUNT ASAP!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH ELF

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOOOOOOL
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LOLOLOLOL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE7-rnCZQJc&t=500
Protip for LEOs: when you need to pull a nigger bitch out of a car or other confined space, never drag that bitch by the hair because there's a ~95% chance it's a weave that will come right off like a lizard's tail, giving that bitch another chance to flee. Thankfully the officer here had a good hold on the arm too, and that bitch was already dazed and disoriented from the crash and the taser.
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>>164697
grabbing hair is "police brutality" anyway ┐(゚~゚)┌
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CHIGGIN! :drool:

I've been in this site for a while but the thing is when I publish a thread and someone replies then I don't know how to reply Σ(゚д゚|||) I been looking in FAQ for an answer but I couldn't find anything help me :blush:
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Is there a difference between "gatekeeping" and "chemo" or did kids just (poorly) reinvent the wheel?
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gate keep appropriately but please do not be an annoying faggot about it.
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>>164731
>heyuri is gatekept by its /l/ board probably.
with its existence sure but anyone can filter boards they don't like to see.
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>>164731
that's the reason why it was a hidden board until recently
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Do not speak negatively of /l/ !! :angry:

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(;´Д`)
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I am so fucking angry that I get this reference FUCK YOU :angry:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ZOMG BAD APPLE ON A GIF
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i've seen bad apple on microwaves and pregnancy tests, but seeing it in GIF format is truly insane. This is next level

how lazy are u?
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i am so lazy that i sleep every day! :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I'm probably the laziest person on heyuri. neet and never really worked for anything in my life...
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The only productive thing I do is wash the plates and kneel to clean my dog piss lollololol(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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yah.. starting to get sick of it.

belgian supremacy ^_^
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノ
stop PENIS harm on heyuri.net

ヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノ
stop PENIS harm on heyuri.net

ヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノ
stop PENIS harm on heyuri.net
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>164667
PENIS harm is necessary to ensure males are kept in check, as decreed by our female overlords :nyaoo:

the price of croissants has increased!!!!!!!!!11:cry:
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kapon
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Cross-ants :cool:
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kwapaps
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qwa sessence
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crusty aunt

I've been in this site for a while but when I publish a post and people reply I don't know how to reply them,yes it sounds stupid but I really want to know how ( ´,_ゝ`) (I visited FAQ but I didn't find anything to help me):blush:
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sucks to suck, buddy!
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>hell me
woah, that's a bit harsh innit?
i know ur a n00b and all, but eternal damnation seems a little too far... (;゚∀゚)
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Bro no way you made a second thread, is this an epic troll or are you epically retarded
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>>164687
Heyuri has a problem where it'll take like 5 whole minutes for a thread or reply to post sometimes and some folks think it might have not gone through, this has caused me many replicated replies
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allowing the exact same image to be used to make two threads within 5 mins seems more like a failure of the heyuri devs than of OP

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how to let go of the past
i still miss it and want to go back there as if there is nothing interesting in the present and future (;´Д`)
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u could ram your head into the wall as hard and fast as possible and hope it gives you amnesia
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>>164577
good post
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good grief. another one of THESE threads...
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>>164645
heyurians are depressed recently:emo:
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no grief and depression its just annoying i cant live normally because of this
and i thought some of you can relate

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╬═╬ desert strike, jungle strike, urban strike, soviet strike, nuclear strike...
╬═╬ did you play any strike games when you were a boy :unsure:
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>>164566
Not a Strike series game specifically, but I had a lot of those "drive a helicopter until the level is finished and bomb everything in your way" games. They were very good
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I've dabbled with them but never properly played them. Which do you recommend? :unsure:
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seconding recs :hokke:
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when i hear the word "strike" i think of GWOT so games like america's army 3, arma 2, battlefield 2 and tactical intervention are all great games (only for men)! :cool:
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Somone should make a drone simulator war game :nyaoo:


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