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We will watch Penguin Musume♥Heart (2008) and Netrun-mon THE MOVIE (2004) this Saturday 18:00 UTC (NOW!!!) [Info] [Countdown]


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I realized that its called breakfast because you break your fasting streak throughout the night with the first meal of the day.............
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>>170876
Dry humping :iyahoo:
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nom
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>>170895
Why is she topless while eating bread? :unsure:
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>>170905
Comfort of not wearing teh bra. It acts as a compress.
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>>170907
>Comfort of not wearing teh bra
Good for her. She's too beautiful to have them on. :waha:

are you going to play the new fable :love: also while you were wasting your life on the internet I finished the prologue of the fable anniversary :nyaoo-closedeyes: but this happened 3 years ago :dark:
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never played any fable games so probably not
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>>170707
cuz it's not medieval like kingdom come games it's fairy tale kind of fantasy and everybody knows that DEI ppl are the must haves for fairy tales
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no. it's a modern game, it'll suck dick.
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is that a NIGGER i see?
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It looks like it's a decade late to the party. :dark:

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Whoever gets doubles, gets banned!

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banning? Over doubles? how insignificant. What has Heyuri come to? I'm going to make a 400 word call out post on /q/!

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YOU CAN'T BAN ME THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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tell that 2 teh loli police!
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rape is the law of the land

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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>>170835
raped without even getting dubs :worry2:

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kaguya isn’t a loli!! *gasp!!*
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LIIIEEESS! (;´Д`)
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KAGUYAAA YOU FUCKIN LIAAARRR I'LLL KIIILLLL YOUU
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Isn't a loli? So... you want to pay our attention to the fact that she has grew teh bewbs and pubes? :glare1: Well that's still fitting for our purposes, no problem here. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Kaguya is actually a buff manly man :ph34r:
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>>170892
kuz said that kaguya beat him in wrestling :unsure:

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What is this?

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A few years ago, my dad replaced the TV for one of the modern ones where you can browse the internet.

During a day when I was home alone, I wanted try it out and stream some anime off its internet browser. When I launched the browser and clicked the search bar, it suggested me a single past search:

boobs

I forgot the exact search but I'm sure it was a single word about boobs
I dunno, maybe he was just testing the browser out or maybe he really fapped in the living room at some point too. It was a bit disappointing an ex-IT guy wouldn't know to prune his search history but I didn't think much of about it at the time.

Maybe there is a genetic factor to sexual preferences but b4 u ask, I am indifferent towards boobs, as I prefer flat chests. Flat chests banzai.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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my dad asked me to fix something on his tablet once and i opened his browser and it was like 5000 tabs of porn stars on twitter
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>>170727
Do you have a younger sibling, maybe he was testing to see if safe search was enabled or not
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>>170741
always wonder how those b00bz toys feel like :sweat2:
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UNSAGEE!!!

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Puchipy in...... FUCKING SPACE
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Fucking space.
:lolico: :lolico: :lolico: :lolico: :lolico:

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man X
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Did you get the hadouken?
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>>170755
I think i got all the upgrades, but decided against getting the hadouken cause, honestly, it's not something i would've figured out how to get on my own, so it felt disingenous to do so.

That said, i'm a sucker for unlockables found through exploration that makes bosses significantly easier. In fact, it's a big reason why i like Zelda games :biggrin:

On another topic, here's my ranking of MM games i've played:

X > 6 = 2 > 1 > 4 = 5 >>> 3

MM 4 and 5 suffer from being so far down the sequel chain without many notable variations from the formula, while MM 1 gains points from being the first. MM 6 might be better than 2, though i can't quite make up my mind :dizzy:
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while you were wasting your life on mega man x i beat the internet
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>>170753
Oh yeah! :biggrin:
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:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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14% of 2TB, so 280GB is used already? :unsure:
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>>170713
all those free adds taek space! :nyaoo2:
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>>170629
why do it look like that
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Here! Come! I can help you move to linux any time you ask, I will babysit you as much as you need to become self sufficient, I am not very smart but I will do my best
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>I will babysit you as much as you need
:nosebleed:

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My parents are away from home currently. I am supposed to be grounded right now...:dark: so they took my electronics :dark:

My father has a desktop PC and my mom has a laptop, she took it with her, but my dad's PC is home

Its password protected, but I actually know the password, although he doesn't know that I know it. I don't remember how I learned it, but he's not very good with computers anyway.

So they left me home alone assuming I wouldn't go on the internet. As you can see... this was a failure

Now, here is the story. I went to fap this morning and pulled up gelbooru on my dads PC. I had a bunch of tabs open when I realized... I wasn't on incognito mode :sweat:

Oh well, I thought. I'll just clear my browser history later

That was when it struck me.:nosebleed:

I had been looking up several tags that you usually have to check the "see all content" box to view first, including loli.

With no cookies, you can't see that stuff, but I could see it even though I hadn't checked that box.

My father must have used gelbooru before and searched for loli tags. :worry:

To confirm my suspicions, I checked the browser history, and it said the site had been accessed 61 times in the last 6 months :sweat3:
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>>170781
Like father, like son! :biggrin:
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>>170721
Come on, show us what art your dad beheld! :nyaoo2:
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>>170786
Meanwhile, at OP's house.
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>>170721
>I have a little sister
join them!! :kuma6:

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DEATH BY ANUS
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Is this supposed to be drawn and quartered, but with buttholes? :sweat2:
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>>170717
This is like the artstyle of a Twitter pr0n artist if they finally went all out with their wildest imaginations by trying to not step into scat/guro/loli territory. :sweat:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Naptime! :biggrin:

I will murder you 😃

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


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i have drank weed and now all i want is to cuddle and have my boobs fondled
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>>170769
ewww a smoker and a gross person
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>>170770
And yet girls have to fart too, but you opt to do it silently and hope that no one will notice. I may be a pervert, yes, but at least I don't sneak attack people with my ass gas.
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u should plug ur butt
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>>170770
why did you say gross person twice
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thinnest man on /b/

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Mmm yes~ very big load today, master~ *slurp* :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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Um excuse me this image is TOO LEWD, I fixed it for you, don't make me have to do this again. :angry:
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>>170742
time for a drink!
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oh no~ 2 many wahas!!! she cant save em all!!!! Σ(;゚Д゚)
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