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No.172478 Yeah x2
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fat bitch ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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She's a growing girl ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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PSA: Do not do this to random cats. They will claw your eyes out.
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You guys got any peculiar dreams lately?


I had a weird one. It started with me sitting at a restaurant (I think it was an old tram or train at first, but it slowly shifted into a beachside restaurant, location changes happen often in my dreams. What's important is that there were rows of seats and lots of people sitting and talking with each other). I was smoking, but for some reason I could inhale smoke for way longer than irl, so I kept inhaling out of curiosity. And then I exhaled it all in a big cloud of smoke. This cloud "hit" a blonde girl in front of me. She got really pissy about it and her friend started recording me with her phone, threatening that she will call the cops. I got spooked by that and so I tried to take away her phone, but couldn't because of the sluggish movements you usually get in dreams. Instead I took out a knife out of nowhere (kinda similar to pic rel, except longer) and stabbed the girl multiple times to death. Afterwards I started killing everyone else in the train/restaurant, like 10 people at least. Some kids, a young girl and an even younger boy, managed to escape me, and so I pursued. I run outside, and only then realised I was near a beach and that the place I left was a restaurant. I spotted the kids as they went somwhere else. I run after them for some time, managing to put my foot or arm just in time to stop the doors they went into from closing (I had a feeling that these doors would be locked automatically if they closed). At some point I thought I almost got them locked with me in some room, but they suddenly disappeared after I looked away from them for a second, and the dream shifted to 3rd person perspective and became a True Crime Documentary. Some guy with deep voice started describing the murders I commited, and how I was outsmarted by two kids into locking myself in a boiler room :dark:

I also had another, shorter dream. In it I got mugged while entering my house, by some homeless looking guy. Instead of a knife he held a... potato peeler to my throat :sweat2: I cried out for help and some of my old colleagues, whom I haven't seen in years irl, arrived. Only to take the side of the mugger and accuse me of being at fault in this situation. Some fucking friends :angry:
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I keep forgetting mine

do u write yours down?
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I dreamed I was chasing some little beaner kid around a warehouse store like costco or sam's club and trying to restrain him/her with duct tape or rope or something. I don't even remember if it was a boy or girl or exactly why I was doing this but I'm pretty sure it wasn't sexual, it was just that he/she was a little troublemaker
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>>172470
>do u write yours down?
Only the most interesting ones. And the most interesting ones often times include knives and stabbing, so maybe all my weird dreams are caused by me keeping a dream journal :dark:

The second dream I mentioned in the OP post wasn't even the first "getting mugged by a homeless guy with a knife" dream I had. Before that I had a very similar dream, except the mugger had an actual knife, and nobody came to my rescue. Even before that I had a dream where a mugger had TWO knives! And we had a whole stand off, with me trying to kick or even punch the knives out of his hands. It's ridiculous, I've never been mugged in my life, and I don't live in a dangerous area or anything like that.
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urrgghh.... i think... i'm sick.. :cry:
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>>172452
google says these are contraceptives :xd:
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No.172457 Yeah x1
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You caught it from me :lolico:
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you got the nipah?
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>>172462
i seriously hope not.. i dont want to DIIIEEEE!!! :emo::emo:
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that's hot
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CAN
WE
FIX
IT?
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Nope, it's fucked .. :dark:
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No.172421 Yeah x1
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the only humane thing to do is to put him down :depression:
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>>172405
BOB!!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU!?!?!?!?!? :worry2:
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Bob the fetal alcohol syndrome builder :cry:
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How are ya going? :hokke:
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its always the same.. yeah always the same..
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wau.....................................(^_^)
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┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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...i want one (´人｀)
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No.172420 Yeah x4
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Dis is me when i eat some BURRITO SUPREME! :sweat2::nida:
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pretty damn accurate-o!
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I wonder how much seeing that pic when I was 12 helped develop my scat fetish
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>>172435
IT'S A FLOATER! :sweat:
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No.172446 Yeah x1
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UNKO, MOGIRE, BEAAAAAAAAAM
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.172428 Yeah x2
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Soon, this is going to be the only PC anyone can afford .. :dark:
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Can it run solitaire though? :glare:
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>>172431
You need the "Pack of playing cards" DLC .. :biggrin:
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No.172227 Yeah x12
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when life gives you toddler
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No.172368 Yeah x3
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.172381 Yeah x2
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>>172230
>>172319
these two are perfection <3
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>172331
noooooo! :furious: do one at a time!
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>>172296
What's her name? She's such an angelic little girl... :love:
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!!!
i dreamt i was a tripfaggot!!! :worry2:
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phew it was just a dream
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mmm... yes... a. d..r..ea.m....
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CUM BACK TO REALITY
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No.172175 Yeah x1
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.172178 Yeah x1
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sasuga miu
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No.172195 Yeah x1
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No.172196 Yeah x1
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>>172195
sasuga spooder. very kawaii. ^^
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No.172402 Yeah x1
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sasuga miu
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>>172402
You cheeky monkey ..
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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idk why, but this gave me such a hard a boner over the standard flat Saya https://up.heyuri.net/src/5216.png, despite the weird pink thing (she found a onahole!)
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happy 3some :drool:
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FUMINNNOOORRRIIII
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>>172025
Saya-chan.... (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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>>172144
The Saya image is 18 years old :sweat2: Man....
https://konachan.com/post/show/21116
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I spilled my heyuri juice ;_;
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you will face consequences
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>>172360
:)
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spilling heyuri juice really is a tragedy

Fortunately I have my very own Heyuri Jam™ to help get over it! Heyuri Jam™ with its activated nutrients makes my brain work 200% faster! That is also thanks to its composition: 75% cocaine and 15% grass, which makes it one of the most banned foods in the world! (obviously thanks to its superior nutritional value!)
So come and get some for yourself! 1 jar of Heyuri Jam™ for just 99.99$!

Heyuri Jam™, because it's no use crying over spilled heyuri juice
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ill lick it up for you ( ´ω`)
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