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Why haven't you made your robo-waifu, geek?
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it would be easier to make an artificial womb machine then jizz into it and grow real waifus
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electrocution (;´Д`)
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because im retardanon (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)

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Hello fellow Heyurizens. I am pleased to announce that in one week, I will release a project I have been working on for a while: A AA-based Visual Novel about Heyuri! You can download it to your computer or run it in the web, for free. It has the core features of any other VN (although the flash medium has its limitations), and is pretty short, about 1 or 2 hours depending on your reading speed.

Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy my game next friday.

As (I) have limited experience, please accept my amateur work.


Title: A place called Heyuri
Length: Short (1-2hr)
Developer: Positive Element


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>>166831
whats the obsession with pee?
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>>166922
pee is win, anon
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ VERY COOL !!! Excited to play :biggrin:
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>>166609
I hope there will be LOLi scat :drool:

are boys with small PENISes girls?
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only if they are cute
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>>167156
No way
these things are real?!
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>>167157
they are pukeko, new zealdand bird. very interesting things voer ther :biggrin:
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>>167157
yes, i think cute boys are real but rare

A very merry Christmas to my brothers in Christ.🎄🎁
A happy Hanukah to the Jewish anons if we have any. 💰
And a happy Kwanzaa to my niggas. :nigra:
:xp::xp::xp:
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I can't believe you wished a happy Christmas to the Jews before us Muslims, I thought we were bros :cry:
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>>166949
You fellas at least believe He is a respected prophet, so you're cool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
But you guys (traditionally) don't celebrate anything on Christmas so I don't know what to say (;´Д`)
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>>166949
Yeah what he said, I know what Eid is but I don't know of any Muslim celebrations this time of year. Sorry anon.

>>166891
And I didn't know what this is.
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if muslims and jews can't eat ham for xmas, what do they eat?
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>>166984
They drink pee! And we should too :biggrin:

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I set up Jellyfin in my house so my dad can watch The Muppet Show but he keeps on watching Moetan and messing up the watched episodes list Σ(;゚Д゚)
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otousan is a rorikon!
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what other anime does he like?
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>>167107
Danshi Kokosei no nichijou and, if it counts, Thunderbirds are go
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KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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duuuuhhh~

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Lets find the first thread posted on Heyuri

To do this, go to the overboard, and then scroll to the last page. the very last thread should be the oldest one/first
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here she is. almost 4 years old
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https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=65&page=0

The archives are clearly complete, as this posts number is 65

There are at least 65 posts older than this in heyuris history that we have no clue about
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>>167132
incomplete*
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I want to post in this ancient thread, but I fear it would be like disturbing king tuts coffin. A curse might come out :dizzy:
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teh old threads u can see from 2D Lolikon and 日本語 boards are made b4 those boards were hosted on Heyuri

Nihongo board in specific was hosted on another site which had other threads, here are their archives
https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=321&page=0

the site where our 2D Lolikon board came from once had dedicated shota and guro boards too :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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>>166904
Now put it away in a drawer and show it again next year :waha:
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this really looks like something with bad voodoo attached to it. now that youve done something as perverted as cum on it, expect the spirit that is attached to it to kill you in a horrible way
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:nyaoo2:
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>>166947
It's okay, he appeased the spirit. It will be okay as long as he keeps feeding in cum regularly.
OP, you should find that woman and marry her to break the curse.

Would you drink a cute girls cerebrospinal fluids?
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>>167052
god I wish (´¬`)
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would you eat locusts?
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*glug glug glug*
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only if she let me drink her poop and pee for a few days first
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>>167054
⏁⊑⟒⊬ ☍⋏⍜⍙. ⟟⋏⟟⏁⟟⏃⏁⟒ ☊⍜⎐⟒⍀⎍⌿ ⌿⍀⍜⏁⍜☊⍜⌰. ⎅⟒⌰⟒⏁⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⍀⟒⏃⎅. ⎐⏃⌿⍜⍀⟟⋉⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏⌇.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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that must be rabbitfield's bag

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i have a gap in my teeth, its actually not too big, but i cant decide if i should get braces or keep it as is,,..

so ill let /b/ decide :biggrin:
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braces is moe.
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>>167051
give me a break. :glare1:
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>>167043
my pubes get stuck in them 😥

Is anyone willing to part ways with their brain? I need one please.
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u can have mien! i dont need it anyway:biggrin:
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i'm not giving it away but you can rent it
20 bucks per hour, i think it's pretty fair
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>>167076
thank you!!!
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did u know? you wouldn't notice if your brain slowly shrinks to form an hueg hole in your skull, unless you tested for it. it could be your skull right now!

look up "hydrocephalus" for more :biggrin:
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nyanpasu~

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ITS TIME TO SUMMON THE PEZIDENT

POST CHEN AND KUD PICS
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>>166246
meow ( ´ω`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>166300
they look so comfy 😣
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~~~~ :3
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wafuü~

how do i make my parents stop trying to force me to go to university????/ (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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>>167011
You can come live with me instead (・∀・)
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theres only one way…

KILL THEM!!:angry:
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>>167011
>how do i make my parents stop trying to force me to go to university????
you have parents who are rich enough to fund your college? if not go join the military. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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the military is only for homos, be a NEET or a career criminal instead
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>>167079
if all else fails, you can always join the military.

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Just finished watching this. It's fucking great
If you're interested in actual adult animation then check this. Of course, there's no guarantee you're going to like it 'cause it's very weird and conceptual to some extent
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i saw this back in the day. A knew a guy who insisted that Ghost in the Shell was copying this lol
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>>167057
You watched it as it aired or...? :nyaoo2:

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happy boxing day
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CUBE SEX!
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the babies inside are piloting them
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>>167037
I've seen this movie before :glare:


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