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No.171418
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Watch my nugget while I'm busy, ok?
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No.171423
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imma eat dat nugget :onigiri:
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No.171425
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>>171423
not so fast!
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No.171427
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>>171425
how'd and when did she get such hueg thighs :nosebleed:
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No.171430
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>>171425
Don't you wish you could just crawl inside of Misty's pussy and live there forever? :nosebleed:
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No.171431
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>>171430
i'm posting from inside of misty's pussy right now!
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No.171422
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salary man butt...
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No.171424
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what would he do if i gave him a nice hard spank?
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No.171127
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It's been a while since someone last did this
We already have Polls@Heyuri but I made this poll on another site just so you can comfortably answer without worrying about Heyuri staff-san learning about your age range, even if you're actually underageb&

VOTE: https://www.polltab.com/fXUOmKAa-aNVn
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No.171361
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I didn't realize Heyuri was just a honeypot for shameless young people to groom and take advantage of us innocent ojisans...
（ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.171369
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5 votes for 46+ :astonish:
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No.171385
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Is there no way to see the results without voting? I don't wanna vote again just to see them, I don't wanna unfairly influence the outcome.
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No.171386
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you may see the results by appending /results to the URL
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No.171420
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>>171385
if you try to vote again it tells you that you've already voted and gives you a link to view the results
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No.171194
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Oupps! ^.^

:)
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No.171286
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teh japanese are really far ahead in their advertising technology :nosebleed:
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No.171291
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we should chaeng it so it prints heyuri, or something else thats funny :xd:
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No.171292
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No.171286
They might be Japanese actors, but it doesn’t come from Japan it’s a TV commercial from France from the early 2000s
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No.171417
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Rebranded Pocky for european market
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No.171421
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=> No.171417

Mikado is not Pocky in Europe. In France, Mikado is a separate brand owned by LU. It’s produced, marketed, and sold as its own product. It is not a rebrand of Pocky here

They may look similar, but they are not the same brand. Mikado = LU. Pocky = Glico. Different companies, different brands.

And the video is related to this French Mikado commercial.
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No.171414
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i wish it'd snow... (;´Д`)
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No.171415
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is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? It's really well made
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No.171416
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-_-
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No.171191
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Any anons like opera?
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No.171299
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oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.171306
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Boooring :yawn:
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No.171410
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>>171306
Wrong! :angry:
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No.171413
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I recommend Der Freischütz ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
https://youtu.be/G8GFvzxLq4Y
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No.171391
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ANPAN!
*NOM*
NOPAN!
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>>171403
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.171408
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.171388
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:cry::cry::cry:
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No.171390
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oh noez
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No.171200
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Just found out that we're LGBT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictosexuality
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No.171275
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im not a faggot :angry:
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No.171281
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>Fictosexuals may face discrimination or marginalization.[7][8] As a result, some have formed social movements to combat normative beliefs they call "human-oriented sexualism" and "humanogenderism".

so when we gettin' them reparations? :nigra:
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No.171368
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Pedophiles are indeed LGBT
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No.171374
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HLSSL ❤💙💚💛💜
Heyurizen
Lolicon
SSL Handshakes
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No.171387
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>No.171374
I fukken LOL'd
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No.171357
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Does anyone know where this song is from? I've looked everywhere online and thought you guys could halp
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No.171358
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I don't know the song, but I think that's Muse
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No.171362
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>>171358
It does sound Musely... Any tips on what album? I don't think it is Absolution
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No.171363
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I found it: Muse - Citizen Erased

Specifically the clip is from this 2015 performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkVPRaEQNaw
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>>171363
I love you
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No.171384
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exploding my eardrums by putting my head directly on a 4x12 to listen to the most boring music in the world
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No.171383
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now heyuri has that type of niggers who are dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend :lolico:
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No.171366
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.171235
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I liked YRYR a lot, I dug up YRYR and I remembered why I liked it so much, they are super lolicious
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No.171257
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himawari 4
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himawari 5 owari
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>>171254
himawari 1

i missed the image and now it is in a wrong order :cry:
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No.171263
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>>171259
no worries i cant read japanese anyway
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No.171377
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I really liked YRYR when I experienced it. The Loli’s had some sauciness since it had an expecting male audience but not too much lewd as to take away from the childlike innocence of the characters.
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No.171371
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We are teh ballz 🔴🔴🔴
We cum in peace
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No.171373
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I'm posting here instead of the ban thread, the mods will never catch me :cool:

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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No.170939
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What is the philosophy of Heyuri? What is the meaning of life to the Heyurian? What is the Heyurian way of life? The Will to Heyuri? Überheyurian? What is Heyuri? Heyurian morality, ethics, freedom? The Heyurian social contract? The Heyurian Mind?

Truly, Heyuri is the future of the fundamentals of life and existence--but first we must understand what it is, should we not?
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No.170941
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I LOL,
Therefore i am
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No.170942
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idk i just like to rub my belly
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No.170949
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If you cum enough everyday and drink all the cum then you shouldn't ever need to eat because the cum should have enough food molecules for survival, I think. If your balls are big enough you should even be able to feed your entire family with nothing but your cum. However, as the age-old saying goes, don't try to have a family bigger than your family jewels can feed or someone will starve. Your pregnant wife and/or daughter's breast milk can be used as a substitute for cum but beware that it dries up a few years after the pregnancy ends, so don't make the fool's mistake of getting trapped in an unending cycle of needing to continuously impregnate your daughters to keep their milk flowing to feed everyone, as that will just keep expanding the family and exacerbating the problem. Most importantly, remember that cum can only be fed to girls because feeding it to boys is gay which is a mortal sin.
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No.170954
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If you want an honest answer, Heyurians subscribe to many different and unrelated philosophies but the predominant "philosophy" of the average user here, if one can call it that, would be some type of hedonistic nihilism. Most people here believe that there is no god, no meaning to life, and no reason to exist other than to pleasure themselves until they die. This belief is more freely expressed here than in society, but in truth, most people in secular countries follow a similar line.
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No.171372
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>>170940
This is true about the Heyurian pedosophy. Can confirm.
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