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ever typed random things into your search bar and clicked whatever came up???? clicked a creepy website???? what did you see????
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>>161678
you mean the gif with the baby strapped to the weightlifting bench? not the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet but certainly an unforgettable classic
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>>161678
If that's from the infamous two part video that circulated through Tor back in the day where the woman with the mask did all those terrible things, I watched it too. It was disturbing, but the funky town video gave me literal nightmares for a year.
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When I was on a bender watching SiIvagunner videos (for those who don't know, it's a channel posting anything from YTPMVs to remixes to actual comedy skits disguised as video game soundtrack rips), I clicked on one from a Spiderman video game. It was like 13 seconds long and there was no music, just a clip of a yellow lit room with the camera facing a mirror and a moderately loud buzzing noise in the background. I didn't get what the 'joke' was supposed to be until I found the full video online later. Turned out to be some guy in a Spiderman mask wanking it on camera.

I know that's kinda lame, but it's hard to recall something that's unintentionally weird. Is that not what OP is looking for? Feels to me like most weird things on the internet are intended to be so. :unsure:
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https://mr-bean-fan.blogspot.com/

Not the weirdest, but definitely strange.
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i clicked on a scrambled link once posted in a disorganized file thinking it was like the rest of them posted, just random screenshots and photos that look like they were taken off of offices. clicked on one that were girls under the ages of 7-6 at least, lined up on a stage in bikinis. and there were a bunch of cameras taking photos of them up close. clicked off so fast. there was a passkey to get into the website. whole thing was sketchy as fuck.

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all these years drawing bant-tan and I still can't draw a perfect portrait of her
how shameful of me, i will punch a wall until my hands bleed as punishment
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>i will punch a wall until my hands bleed as punishment
Maybe that's why you can't get it right. Ever thought of that? :glare:
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>i will punch a wall until my hands bleed as punishment
this is just me whenever i try to draw, because drawing SUCKS :angry:
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I prefer to kick the wall, since i'll only ever get any better with my hands. If i can't walk, chances are I'll just draw a lot more, and maybe ill even get better someday. Someday. Not today. Never today...
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>>161665
i like his oc, monsuko.
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>>161655
my wife cannot possibly depend on her nipples and/or VAGINA to be perfect, her perfection is so great i sometimes wonder if she's a goddess pretending to be a normal girl, nay, the imperfections of the drawing stem from my own incompetence... AND YET! despite this she still loves me
>>161658
thank you, I will never stop until my drawings are even 1% of her perfection
>>161660
I have, not quite that petite though
see picrel (I posted it on /l/ too)
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>>161671
now this is some sound advice, thank you
I will draw the perfect bant-tan even if i have to become a cripple!

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post shops!
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swig on this
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>swig on this
with pleasure! :drool:
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>>161618
saaaaaaaaauce!
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i lol'd

I just opened up my old discontinued Toshiba Satellite (customized matte screen panel), changed the thermal paste, and reattached the temperature sensor. Ordered a new battery, and ordered 16 GB of RAM to max out and replace the old 8 GB.

What OS should I install on it?
And what would you suggest doing on it (other than browsing Heyuri, of course)?


Display: 15.6" Full HD IPS (1920 x 1080) LED-backlit
Processor: Intel Core i7-4710HQ (4 cores, 2.5 GHz base, up to 3.5 GHz Turbo)
RAM: 8 GB DDR3L (upgradable to 16 GB)
Storage: 1 TB SSHD (5400 RPM, SATA)
Graphics: AMD Radeon R9 M265X with 2 GB GDDR5 dedicated VRAM
Optical Drive: DVD SuperMulti (dual layer)
Operating System: Windows 8.1 (upgradable to Windows 10)
Connectivity: Wi-Fi 802.11ac (Dual Band), Bluetooth 4.0 + LE, Gigabit Ethernet
Ports: 4x USB 3.0 (one with Sleep-and-Charge), HDMI, SD card reader, headphone/mic, RJ-45
Audio: Harman Kardon stereo speakers with DTS Sound
Camera: HD webcam with stereo microphone
Keyboard: Full-size backlit keyboard with numeric pad
Battery: 4-cell lithium-ion, up to 4.5 hours (MobileMark 2012)
Dimensions & Weight: 377.5 x 244.0 x 27 mm, starting at 2.2 kg
Security: Kensington lock slot, user/supervisor passwords
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It's a damn shame the modern state of both Macs and Windows PCs.
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I installed webone on the Linux side and now I can browse and post on Heyuri!!
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>>161583
>>161566-san here, I completely forgot that I had the option to save PNGs 'cuz I put Photoshop 4 on my Mac. Thanks for letting me know (even if you got the post number wrong). Here's the UT99 screengrab I've been wanting to show, in case. (I had to manually put the extension or I'd get the same 'unsupported image' error as my earlier attempt. Just another Classic Mac OS quirk or something.)
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>>161623
remember, old-school MacOS doesn't care about file extensions, it stores 4 character file and creator codes to determine file types

you might want to download resedit if you end up with a file you can't open in a Mac program as a result even though you know it's fine (it's also just useful, you can edit icons and shit with it)

the resource fork was a bad idea (I think modern macOS still uses it but for almost nothing these days) but it was also pretty cool
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>>161654
Oh, there's my problem. Damned resource forks.

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In this thread, I will post some flash that I made but never posted on the internet because I thought they were too stupid or unfinished
(I'm making a thread for that because it would be spam to dump it all on Flash@Heyuri)

uhhhh enjoy at your own discretion (´人`)
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I was struggling to make sprite that's animated when it moves
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>161644
I won!
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this one I thought was too dumb too post

well, that's it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I didn't mention it but you shouldn't lose too much time moving around in these two flashes: >>161633 >>161643 as there is nothing to actually find :sweat2:

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Opening a package I got from Rabbitfield
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>>161595
you can be the anime girl nao!
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u gotta post a pic with teh mask on, thats your duty as an Heyurian!
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kigu!? :astonish:
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>>161602
It was a broken stolen disk that I drew on, and my seagates have never had issues!
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>>161600
>>161601
Depends on country and as long as I don't pay for shipping

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I need some help.
I want to download a couple of videos from discord DMs but when i do they get turned into .MOV and the quality goes to shit
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Quality from discord is shit regardless. I don't remember which one it was, but i think either the cdn or media subdomain stores an uncompressed, or otherwise higher quality version. I think it was the media one.
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>>161608
the quality of the original is fine, it just gets really shitty after i download it
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>>161624
Does downloading from media.discordapp.com change anything?
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>>161626
How do you download from that?
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When you click on the download icon, it should open the link in your browser. On the address part change the subdomain from cdn.discordapp.com to media.discordapp.com
Then, see if the quality is any different. If not... i dunno what else to tell you.

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Guess who finally got themselves a brown gf ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Yes its real, yes i asked a girl on a date and she said yes

AMA
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are you :nigra: ?
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>>161507
SHe is pretending to read it for the reel, sweet naive anon
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while i believe that you got yourself a brown gf i do not believe that she looks anything like the brown girl in the vid you posted
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>>161485
are we suppose to congratulate you?
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who's that delicious vixen in the video

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:x3:
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:x3:
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:x3:
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:x3:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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161616 GET!

ME HAPPPPIIII~~

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So fellas i did what you told me and now my wife also has aid ヽ(´ー`)ノヽ(´ー`)ノ
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PENIS spotted. :glare:
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:dark:

raep
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Lesbirape! :biggrin:

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So which one of you is this based on?
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>So which one of you is this based on?
>and he never fucked her.
a heyurian would've 100% fucked the non-living shit out of that doll.
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looks so romantic :cry:
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💗 this can be you, only for $2,800.00! 💗
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>>161433
I can't believe I teared up at the ending of this. :dark:
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i had this weird mix of laughing and feeling embarrassed while watching this as i thought it both was weird yet funny. I would buy a doll if i knew i would be able to keep it hidden forever.

the end was a good ending:happy:

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are there a free ai chatbot websites where you can make your own chatbot without underage/incest restrictions
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>>161525
ill check it out:wink:
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>>161534
You can just open different tabs, and there's one with a feature to save the descriptions and the chat log
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Chub ai maybe? I found the search a little hard to use, but theres no restrictions afaik
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character ai works just fine for me. Only problem is if the bot gets too intelligent, and starts getting good at making me horny, I start getting those annoying "we can't continue this any further" messages.
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best would be haev your own AI model running on your own pasukon with no limit and wont ever be shut down for no reason.

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it sucks to know that a bunch of magdalenian niggers from upper paleolithic age are better oc drawers than me :emo:
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>>161446
drawfags
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I thought those caves were found in Europe
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>>161523
Do you think niggers turned white before they went to europe?
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Those cavemen were white (but probably very tan).
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>>161560
This is a common misconception ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Actually, the Europeans who made the well known prehistoric cave paintings weren't white, as the white people gene was created in Ankara when Jesus Christ stopped there and ejaculated in a well before continuing his journey to Japan.

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i want to steal wifi from one of my neighbors, how easy is this and what tool would be best to use?
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Unless they're running some comically old or non-existant wireless security protocol, you're SOL.
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Jerry Marzinsky has a kewl story about the voices of a patient and fellow doctor who figured out the wifi password even when the schizo wasn't listening. Maybe try doing hard drugs and getting voices?
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break in, murder them all in their sleep, then take the router
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who could think one of these tools was the right tool for the job.
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