>>169997
will do!

skin is tasty (´￢`)

SKIN BITERS UNITE!!! (・∀・)[kao]
I bite it off my fingers and I bite it off my lips. And sometimes the cut scabs from my emo fagging sessions.[/kao]

itadakimasu

Konyata is a sexy loli wife

>>170028
I dont care if something is popular or unpopular. I only care if it has win

well good or bad, i asure that they cant recreat those 2000s atmosphere even if they try to. Those are days gone and never comeback

i hate all anime the only jp stuff i like is hentai ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

i think we all should have mafia mario's mindset

>>170107
I used to be like that until I found out some anime is even more erotic than hentai

>>170094
ewwww

>>170094
those aren't girls, they're plastic surgery demons

>>170101
Is it from thisvid?

>>170101
its still kinda gross

>>170102
no but I'm sure it's on there somewhere

You're on the precipice of a huge conspiracy.

you're right... it all makes sense now...

Put peanut butter and cum in all your sandwiches to deactivate the neurotoxins that were airdropped by chemtrails into the wheat before it even became bread. Click the link in the description and use promo code CUMMIES to buy some of my cum for 10% off if you can't make enough of your own because the neurotoxins already shrank your testes!

I am 7 steps ahead of you, OP. All the sandwiches I buy are veggieless and sauceless meat and cheese subs. Big Ketchup WON'T win this time!

i once took a nude photo like that one and found it circulating on a femboy blog months later

>>170023
I wonder if the video of me jerking off while crossdressing with a buttplug in and showing my hole is still circulating.

>>170060
Well, do you regret it?

>>170060
who knows. things move so fast in such circles and theres always more twinks. its all so tiring.

delicious

>>169958
Shut your mouth zipperhead. This is european cuisine that predates your rotten fish on vinegared rice by hundreds of years!

>>169962
our fish not rotten, you stomach just weak from eating one hundred cheeseburger a day and drink sugar water! no refund!

I prefer these

>>169958
It is eurasiatic not westernlol, I like sushi too

Have you tried not being sad, that usually helps me

shrooms gave me something like depression, but if you already are depressed and desperate you could try

>>169926
i second this

Shrooms give you a great afterglow. You might think your depression is cured after you've taken them, but it will come back. Take the time you have during the afterglow to do good thing with your life and don't waste it. Then after a while, you can trip again.

If you just recklessly take copious amounts of psychedelics like I have, you'll just become even more of an isolated weirdo. Whatever, at least my mind is like, free from the Matrix, man.

>>170059
had a lot of fun going down this route. from what i've seen eventually you will reach a tipping point and have a crash out trip. a few things can happen: go schizo and convert to jebus, die/go to jail, or you reach the monad and escape samsara at the cost of some irrevocable sacrifice

>>169987
two of those look like they're made of poop, but if Alice counts as a disney princess then that makes her the best one by default

>>169991
In the times of the Unicode Comittee adding skin color variation selectors how can you say such things!
Dark skinned loliz from hot countries are still cute & funny.

>>169993
Get those "clothes" outta there, pronto.

>>169993
Lilo's nose looks like a tumor though. The japanese version made her skin much lighter, her eyes bigger and closer together so it doesn't look like she has fetal marijuana syndrome, her nose like 50x smaller and made her way less fat/more petite.

>>170032
Worse. They made her worse.

>>170025
that would taste totally different, idiot. female and male have different taste

>>170027
Duh, that's what the tampon is for. Especially if it's a used one. If you rub a bunch of used tampons in a man's buttcrack before licking it I bet it would taste almost indistinguishable.

>>170034
Die, fucking idiot! Stupid bastard!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>170041
oh yeah, the beginners mistake(´人｀)

>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time

Hacka doll has the best op

>>169703
I somewhat do already
>>169708
I don't think about pussy. That's the point of masturbating to an otokonoko.
>>169710
I'll look into this
>>169711

>>169716
Agreed!

I used to do that. now i just feel weird and move on

>>169701
what are your opinions on marrying one, OP?

im shit at singing but it looks fun

YEA. If youre with your friends then it is pretty nice.

i never had, but i think it would be embarrassing to sing in front of people watching (;´Д`)

I've never done ot, but I totally would. Like its karaoke, you're not expected to sing good, are you? Lol

Its always sounded like a slightly nightclub asthetic version of singing along to the car radio

i barely talk so when it comes out it either comes out like a gruff croak or the gayest thing to ever leave my throat
i wish i could afford singing lessons as an adult

>>170009
but if i make a tripcode, it means i'll hafta come up with a name for myself, right?... if thats the case, then i dont want to!!!!!

>i wanna check my inbox
wait is there an inbox? wtf since when

no trip = no inbox - therefore, there's no need to check it

>>170016
yeah! it's up there in the right corner of your screen

>>170018
i'm so curious but ahhh... i guess i'll leave it..

>>169825
The various indian wars and decades of raids before/afterwards, concurrent with the settling of north america were equally if not more horrific events than those things you mentioned.

a lot of dumb american christians believe that suicide is an unforgivable sin that will guarantee they will burn in hell for all eternity, so dying in a war is one of their few options to try to escape the living hell that is american life for most people.

>>169982
america has some of the highest living standards in the world. calling it hell is naive, go to sudan or something, thats hell.

>>169983
If you calculate living standards by how many calories you can make yourself obese and sickly with and how many square feet of house full of electronic junk you can have to try to keep your mind off how lonely you are. Only a small portion of americans are attractive and wealthy enough to fulfill their need for love and sex. Africans have different beauty standards so even if all their women look like gorillas, as long as they have asses as wide as a dump truck they're happy. American wageslaves work just about as many hours as third worlders, though usually in more comfortable working conditions, but usually don't have an attractive wife to come home to after work. In some third world countries you can easily buy a loli sex slave if you're too ugly to attract a good wife while in america you're just expected to be alone and miserable forever, or buy nasty whores that have been used by hundreds of other men already, or marry some 35 year old obese woman that's been used by thousands of men already.

What you're talking about is a distinctly American sickness, but I don't think the issue is exposure (or non-exposure) to war. Otherwise the Germans (pre-1945 anyways) and Russians would be the most pacifistic people out there.
Personally, I think it's a combination of Europe sending their adventurers, criminals, and "white trash" over here, and us being forced to fight the Injuns.
>>169983
You ever been to the ghetto, the rez, or to small town America? Those places are hellish misery pits.

Your fortune: Good luck

>>170000
70K GET YAHOO

>>170000
thanks a ton dude..

>>170002
aaaaahh!

r-right... rule 8 is about... um.. basically.. it means you have to balance "8" cups on your head when addressing someone, and thats the RULE!

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>>170005
Never have I felt the urge to masturbate to ASCII... until now.