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No.170115
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What's the absolute worst case scenario for the Internet in the next 10 years? :glare:
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No.170117
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You have to age verify everything and you lose even more of your privacy (´；ω；｀)
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No.170119
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maor ai slop and bots on EVERYTHING!!!!! :dizzy:
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No.170124
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CP is still illegal :cry:
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No.170953
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>>170124
A winrar is you.
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No.170955
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that it will be even more censored

and that AI will take over, AI will destroy the internet

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No.170939
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What is the philosophy of Heyuri? What is the meaning of life to the Heyurian? What is the Heyurian way of life? The Will to Heyuri? Überheyurian? What is Heyuri? Heyurian morality, ethics, freedom? The Heyurian social contract? The Heyurian Mind?

Truly, Heyuri is the future of the fundamentals of life and existence--but first we must understand what it is, should we not?
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No.170940
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I imagine the Heyurian philolisophy to be similar to Stirner, with spooks being anything that keeps one from attaining cute little girls.

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No.170941
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I LOL,
Therefore i am
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No.170942
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idk i just like to rub my belly
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No.170949
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If you cum enough everyday and drink all the cum then you shouldn't ever need to eat because the cum should have enough food molecules for survival, I think. If your balls are big enough you should even be able to feed your entire family with nothing but your cum. However, as the age-old saying goes, don't try to have a family bigger than your family jewels can feed or someone will starve. Your pregnant wife and/or daughter's breast milk can be used as a substitute for cum but beware that it dries up a few years after the pregnancy ends, so don't make the fool's mistake of getting trapped in an unending cycle of needing to continuously impregnate your daughters to keep their milk flowing to feed everyone, as that will just keep expanding the family and exacerbating the problem. Most importantly, remember that cum can only be fed to girls because feeding it to boys is gay which is a mortal sin.
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No.170954
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If you want an honest answer, Heyurians subscribe to many different and unrelated philosophies but the predominant "philosophy" of the average user here, if one can call it that, would be some type of hedonistic nihilism. Most people here believe that there is no god, no meaning to life, and no reason to exist other than to pleasure themselves until they die. This belief is more freely expressed here than in society, but in truth, most people in secular countries follow a similar line.
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No.170900
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https://www.dhs.gov/wow?combine=&field_country_of_origin_target_id=12979&field_state_value=All

DHS-ICE launched a website showing the arrests of all foreign criminals in the US.

Although there are over 100 million japanese, only 2 japanese criminals were arrested in the US. And one was probably just arrested for downloading some loli ero :sweat3:

Meanwhile, although my country has less than 1/6th of Japans population, it has dozens of pages of criminals...
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No.170903
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>The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is highlighting the worst of worst criminal aliens arrested by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
This is not an exhaustive account of every ICE arrests, OP :hokke:
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No.170904
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but there are far more people from your country living in the US than japs living there right? also DAMN IT I knew I should've used tor while doing that, ICE deported me back to japan already!
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No.170912
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With half teh population, seems K has 2 records too :nida:
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No.170947
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SMH. WHY CANT WE WATCH CP IN PEAACE
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No.170944
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Jissou liek sushi
(・A・)
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No.170945
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Haven't seen this character in a good while.
(・A・)
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No.170946
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No.170934
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👏:biggrin:
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No.170935
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number one in the hood G
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No.170937
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Yes
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No.170896
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Recomend me some books (not manga, I hate drawings)
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No.170914
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.170918
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>>170906
Visca el Barça
>>170911
Yeah it's just that I preffer reading it in my native language, stories feel more personal to me this way
Also, found a re-edition from 2016... 180Eur, Jesus

>>170902
What's with this book? is it some sort of meme? Reading the wiki page makes it sound like schizo simulator the book
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No.170922
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>>170918
>180Eur, Jesus
WTF! LOL! BUY!!!

>What's with this book?
It's an horror book writen in "meta", as YOU - teh reader, will get the same fate as the main character in the book.
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No.170924
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>>170918
>What's with this book?
All I can say is that it's a book that messes with the reader, prompting them to engage as much as they can.
Even a Doom wad is based off of this book.
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No.170925
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I've to admit i did drop it, but it was cool to read as the writing was all over the book!
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No.170850
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Heyuri - so good even your dad wants to join! :hokke:
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No.170916
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u guys think i can upload this 2 vidlii or will i get banned for loli? :xd: I already got 1 strike! :x3:
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No.170917
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so is this teh new heyuri ad? its kewl asf ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.170920
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>>170916
lol there's strikes on vidlii? do it anyway :cool:
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No.170921
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>>170916
I'm sure this would be seefu to upload :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.170923
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i will upload it then!
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No.170841
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I realized that its called breakfast because you break your fasting streak throughout the night with the first meal of the day.............
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No.170888
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>>170876
Dry humping :iyahoo:
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No.170895
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nom
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No.170905
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>>170895
Why is she topless while eating bread? :unsure:
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No.170907
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>>170905
Comfort of not wearing teh bra. It acts as a compress.
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No.170909
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>>170907
>Comfort of not wearing teh bra
Good for her. She's too beautiful to have them on. :waha:
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No.170674
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are you going to play the new fable :love: also while you were wasting your life on the internet I finished the prologue of the fable anniversary :nyaoo-closedeyes: but this happened 3 years ago :dark:
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No.170712
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never played any fable games so probably not
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No.170815
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>>170707
cuz it's not medieval like kingdom come games it's fairy tale kind of fantasy and everybody knows that DEI ppl are the must haves for fairy tales
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No.170823
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no. it's a modern game, it'll suck dick.
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No.170824
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is that a NIGGER i see?
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No.170908
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It looks like it's a decade late to the party. :dark:
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No.170825
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kaguya isn’t a loli!! *gasp!!*
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No.170830
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LIIIEEESS! (;´Д`)
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No.170838
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KAGUYAAA YOU FUCKIN LIAAARRR I'LLL KIIILLLL YOUU
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No.170848
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Isn't a loli? So... you want to pay our attention to the fact that she has grew teh bewbs and pubes? :glare1: Well that's still fitting for our purposes, no problem here. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.170892
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Kaguya is actually a buff manly man :ph34r:
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No.170894
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>>170892
kuz said that kaguya beat him in wrestling :unsure:
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No.170826
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https://undersight.wpsucks.xyz
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No.170840
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What is this?
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No.170727
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A few years ago, my dad replaced the TV for one of the modern ones where you can browse the internet.

During a day when I was home alone, I wanted try it out and stream some anime off its internet browser. When I launched the browser and clicked the search bar, it suggested me a single past search:

boobs

I forgot the exact search but I'm sure it was a single word about boobs
I dunno, maybe he was just testing the browser out or maybe he really fapped in the living room at some point too. It was a bit disappointing an ex-IT guy wouldn't know to prune his search history but I didn't think much of about it at the time.

Maybe there is a genetic factor to sexual preferences but b4 u ask, I am indifferent towards boobs, as I prefer flat chests. Flat chests banzai.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.170814
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my dad asked me to fix something on his tablet once and i opened his browser and it was like 5000 tabs of porn stars on twitter
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No.170827
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>>170727
Do you have a younger sibling, maybe he was testing to see if safe search was enabled or not
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>>170741
always wonder how those b00bz toys feel like :sweat2:
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No.170833
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UNSAGEE!!!
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No.170734
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man X
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No.170755
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Did you get the hadouken?
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No.170760
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>>170755
I think i got all the upgrades, but decided against getting the hadouken cause, honestly, it's not something i would've figured out how to get on my own, so it felt disingenous to do so.

That said, i'm a sucker for unlockables found through exploration that makes bosses significantly easier. In fact, it's a big reason why i like Zelda games :biggrin:

On another topic, here's my ranking of MM games i've played:

X > 6 = 2 > 1 > 4 = 5 >>> 3

MM 4 and 5 suffer from being so far down the sequel chain without many notable variations from the formula, while MM 1 gains points from being the first. MM 6 might be better than 2, though i can't quite make up my mind :dizzy:
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No.170773
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while you were wasting your life on mega man x i beat the internet
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No.170809
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>>170753
Oh yeah! :biggrin:
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No.170811
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:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.170713
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14% of 2TB, so 280GB is used already? :unsure:
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No.170715
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>>170713
all those free adds taek space! :nyaoo2:
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No.170719
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>>170629
why do it look like that
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Here! Come! I can help you move to linux any time you ask, I will babysit you as much as you need to become self sufficient, I am not very smart but I will do my best
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>I will babysit you as much as you need
:nosebleed:
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My parents are away from home currently. I am supposed to be grounded right now...:dark: so they took my electronics :dark:

My father has a desktop PC and my mom has a laptop, she took it with her, but my dad's PC is home

Its password protected, but I actually know the password, although he doesn't know that I know it. I don't remember how I learned it, but he's not very good with computers anyway.

So they left me home alone assuming I wouldn't go on the internet. As you can see... this was a failure

Now, here is the story. I went to fap this morning and pulled up gelbooru on my dads PC. I had a bunch of tabs open when I realized... I wasn't on incognito mode :sweat:

Oh well, I thought. I'll just clear my browser history later

That was when it struck me.:nosebleed:

I had been looking up several tags that you usually have to check the "see all content" box to view first, including loli.

With no cookies, you can't see that stuff, but I could see it even though I hadn't checked that box.

My father must have used gelbooru before and searched for loli tags. :worry:

To confirm my suspicions, I checked the browser history, and it said the site had been accessed 61 times in the last 6 months :sweat3:
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No.170786
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>>170781
Like father, like son! :biggrin:
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No.170790
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>>170721
Come on, show us what art your dad beheld! :nyaoo2:
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>>170786
Meanwhile, at OP's house.
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No.170807
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>>170721
>I have a little sister
join them!! :kuma6:
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