that sounds like monumental waste of time. maybe find soemthing else to do （ ´,_ゝ`）

those idiots at /j/ still believe i'm a woman （ ´,_ゝ`）
>willing to believe I'm a girl with absolutely no proof... or maybe they just don't care?
they have two options: doubt you and imply you might have a PENIS, which, in the hypothetical case that the person they are talking to is an actual woman, would mean they offend her and she runs away.
or simply believe you, happily jack off while writing to you, and live for but a moment in sweet ignorance, thinking they have an extremely rare, but not impossible, chance of getting digital pussy.

>>150359
it was actually very interesting, I learned a lot. despite the image I posted, I never did it for sexual purposes. you get treated a lot differently by people based on gender. doesn't matter how egalitarian the community you join claims to be.

1. men will be sycophants, pretending to be interested in things you're interested in, will act as if they hold your ideas in higher esteem, generally won't criticize you harshly and will defend you if anyone does. it doesn't feel sincere at all though, of course.
2. you get treated with less suspicion and are viewed as more trustworthy by actual women. I take it that this is because they can see through and are used to the sycophantic behavior above. easier to make friends with women online if they think you're a woman too.
3. men will get frustrated with you if you don't give them enough attention. often suddenly being dramatic and blocking you.

I think if you're just trying to chat online then it's best to present yourself as female to females and male to males. that will lead to the most interesting/productive and least dramatic/least retarded conversations.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i was about post that picture of heyurizens depicted as fujoshi behind teh screen but i can't find it...

>>150369
I think I know the one you're talking about. Someone should make a version where it's ojisans roleplaying as fujoshi roleplaying as cute boys. Catfishception.

>1. men will be sycophants, pretending to be interested in things you're interested in, will act as if they hold your ideas in higher esteem, generally won't criticize you harshly and will defend you if anyone does. it doesn't feel sincere at all though, of course.
The assumption is that men are acting "fake" towards women in order to gain favor with them, while acting "true" amongst themselves. While that's certainly true to some degree, I think that having guys & girls together in one space unlocks a better balance between men's "overly harsh & critical" nature vs. women's "overly kind & accepting" nature - revealing something akin to our "true" human nature. It's unnatural for teh sexes to be as segregated as they often are online, so the behaviors seen in single-sex environments should probably be viewed as the "fake" ones

Besides the obvious "b00bz = win", I personally enjoy having lady users around. In my experience they are more fun to interact with, are more likely to maek OC, and they have magical activity-boosting powars - so it makes sense for me to be more accomodating to the rare female user that shows up compared to the dime-a-dozen male user

I'd liek it if one day Heyuri was 50% female

>>150379
Ah, so it wasn't OC
Explains why I didn't have it saved

Still a funny image tho lol

how do i get men to give me money by pretending to be a girl on the internet?

>how do i get men to give me money by pretending to be a girl on the internet?
Become a "findom mommy" or "discord kitten" on places like Twitter and Dicksword

>>150363
if i think is presented by a woman, or in a particularly effeminate way(or way of thinking)
I will regarded it as lesser.
I don't hate women but their opinion are very often of little value,if not very annoying sometimes.

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

I posted to a 4chan cams and meet ups thread a couple times with a fake girl profile, insane number of dms are I learnt something about what it is liek to be a pretty girl; most guys I spoke to were very extremely influenced by things I said, like if I insulted them I could tell I genuinely had crushed their spirit, it was crazy. Some guys are really pathetic apparently.

>>150386
lol that’s hilarious, “I’m sorry madam, please do not insult me”

> those idiots at /j/ still believe i'm a woman
I can say myself that there are at least two actual girls on /j/ because I’m one of them (it’s fine if you don’t believe me, I understand why you wouldn’t) but yeah I get the impression there’s a lotta larping. I personally just go along with the garbage because it’s fun lol.

I want a world where females are ruthless to each other, but treat me nice just because I'm a vulnerable male they want the attention of (;´Д`)

>>150387
i think theres more than 2, cause i am one. (´ー`)
idk why everyones got to be so cynical, i was against /j/ initially but now i like it. its good fun.

>>150400
>cause i am one.
Oh my gah same! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I was planning to nekama on Girls Talk board, but it actually got girlish so I just occasionally post casually

>>150407
If it’s that hard to believe then here you go I guess…

>>150414
ok dude

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

>>150414
i habeeb it!

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

>>150416
ok dude

>IMG_5884.mp4
I habeeb it too but if ur doing it, something like "Hi Heyuri"

>>150414
>>150418
teach me your nekama ways, sensei, for i too crave the validation of all the females in /j/ (´人｀)

Your fortune: Bad luck

There are two heyurians I believe are actual girls, the Sweet Emo person, and that person that wrote a huge wall of text about video games or something.
There's also Angel, but I'm not sure if she still comes here.

I still want to believe in Foor-san's maidenhood (;´Д`)

>>150427
I'm confident he's a guy. What other reason would he have to run away after being called out? Unless he just died.

>>150420
I mean, I can say that if you want. I feel like my video was decent though. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>150430
perform for my amusement ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>150428
shut up! she's just busy getting piped in the streets of tokyo ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>Unless he just died
with how adamant she[(´人｀)] was of getting wasted in the streets of japan, that might actually be what happened ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
>I also wanna try passing out in the streets drunk, it looks fun !!!!

i hope there is a woman out there who shares my interests
meeting them on something like heyuri would be the best because it is about a sizeable share of my hobbies and interests, but at the same time it's the worst place because its mostly men and I believe it's the same for basically everything I browse （ ´,_ゝ`）

to find love on an imageboard I'd have to be gay (´～`)

>>150430
dew it!!!

Your fortune: Godly luck

>>150418
Wassup bro! That hair be lookin' tight today, homes!

Is that how you talk to girls? Am I doing it right?

>>150430
woah, that's fucking suspicious... you HAVE to do it now, or else penor you haev.

>>150440
ok i said it lol

WINRAR

I feel kinda ashamed to admit that I was the one who posted that "vampire men~ " thread on /j/

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

>>150441
i also dont brush my hair ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but i did today cause i had to work. (;´Д`)

>>150445
I do brush my hair a bit, just enough so it doesn't get matted and I haev to spend an hour getting a massive knot out. I don't brush much though lol

>>150437
get into sonic, that fanbase has lots of grils ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>150441

wtf I know you

>>150450
there is only one problem
I do not like sonic that much

>>150453
welp
try again next reincarnation

>>150456
please no
i dont want to be gay

>>150458
just think
if ur a girl in ur next life then youll have the choice of any cute guy that shares ur nerdy hobbies

>>150418
>>150441
>>150414
You look like a man with long hair KEK

>>150459
i will probably be reincarnated as a rock instead （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>150461
but anon that's what's cute about ib girls (ﾟｰﾟ)

>>150451
Oh neat! Where do you know me from?

>>150465
BEHEAD HIM!!
TO THE GUILLOTINE WITH MR BUNNY!!
THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO SEE HIS HEAD!!!

>>150418
Ur pretty, be my girlfriend.

STFU she's mine!!!

i know you want a peice of this

Your fortune: Very bad luck

>>150468
you know it to be true

>>150418
Your face and voice and attitude is so annoying, you are so unladylike

>>150474
/j/ is a fujo board what do you expect.

>>150471
do you have to be this thirsty?

I wanted to check the demographics of heyuri on similar web to determine male female split but these are interesting too

Is kenya ddosing heyuri?

Light blue is mobile traffic
Dark blue is pc traffic

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>150478
I remember the supposedly kenyan dude posting his cows
I wonder if he is connected to spamming f5 on heyuri constantly LOL

>Your face and voice and attitude is so annoying, you are so unladylike
Heyuri: an internet finishing school

>>150474
all heyurizens look like this including you...

>>150478
I think we had an active Kenyan user, probably him

>>150481
>>150484
He probably still lurks/posts but I'd really like to see proof that he's still alive.
Come back, Kenyan Dude!

>>150482
your posteur is not straight enough madam, i sentence you to the spine straightening chair

>>150474
That first video does sound incredibly annoying.
The second one is way less annoying, though. Probably because she looks way too uncomfortable to have the confidence necessary to be properly annoying.

>Light blue is mobile traffic
>Dark blue is pc traffic
>fsdfsdfd.png
you fucking phonefags, get a PC ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>150478
Heyuri does a lot of billboard advertising in kenya

>>150441
Ok, I believe you. Now please show us your ANUS and record a video of yourself farting.

Your fortune: You have cancer

dudes you know what
i think i like girls

>>150478

Kenya believe it?

>>150474
Hi I’m the girl from yesterday, in the first video I may have sounded a bit annoying bcuz I was kinda miffed that the one guy just assumed every girl on this site is a catfish. I’m sorry if I came across kinda bitchy. As for your second point though about me being unladylike, NUH UH!!1!

>150494
i heard they have hard times in kenya atm(´ー`)

>>150544
Your face and voice and attitude is so awesome, you are so ladylike

>>150482
It's too late for her. We can't fix her.

>>150570
You think too small
She can travel the country as one of those "don't turn out like me" public speakers, and get us access to those hard to reach private schools

>>150544
are you sweet emo?

>>150601
Nah, I’m not Sweet Emo.

how old are you?

>>150708
2

>>150709
goo goo ga ga

>>150709
Rule 0!!! MODS BAN THIS BABY!!

>>150711
heyuri is a kindergarten, you didnt know?

>>150708
I claim to be 56 years old, partly to stop people from DM'ing me but also because it would imply I was born in 1969 and that's a funny number.