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Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i'll take her for $1 at most
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i'd have sex with her but i would not pay a single cent for it
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That looks expired. You can probably find a better deal elsewhere.
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the best sell in ebay kek
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too female would not sex

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Alright gentlemen, Heyuri has had a good life so far. My name is Yuki Judai and I'm taking over for announcer-san. We've got 8 positions for gym leaders for our heyuri region. So we need 8 people to fill in these positions it'd be preferrable if these were heyuri originals. GET YOUR GAME ON!!!!
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Tomo is water type because she uses all her pokemen as portable toilets
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True. Poor squirtle... turned into a bidet
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Joey = Normal
Binchou-tan =
Inukochan =
Michael Edgington =
Satoko =
Tomo = Water
Rabbi en Rose = Psychic
Michael Jackson = Ghost

Well half the gyms already have a type.
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binchou-tan would be fire
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>>166355
Joey = Normal
Binchou-tan = fire
Inukochan =
Michael Edgington =
Satoko =
Tomo = Water
Rabbi en Rose = Psychic
Michael Jackson = Ghost

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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srry 4 bad einglish…

i wuz eateing smegma sandwiches n chugging cramsnerrhy juice at home, when suddenly… then*… lolico rang me on muh fone

“y-yes?” i squeaked…

and then, to my horror, i wuz greeted… by his ugly noods… but wait.
they were wearing tiny sunglasses and doing the macarena.

I screamed. the juice came out my nose.….hory shet…
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woah
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dont fear nigra-san! i will hug you and comfort you!!:biggrin:
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POST DA NOODS

Flash@Heyuri
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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konata doesnt have a PENIS or balls and not a breasts either!!! :angry:
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>>4561
THE 3 COMMANDMENTS OF KONATA?!

日本語@へゆり
how did you learn 日本語?
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アンキと漫画。勉強してことを続きますでも。一年頃前に始めました
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>>2169
Ankiで勉強に始まって漫画とかVtuberの動画で勉強になった。恥ずかしいけどゲームはまだ私にとってちょっと難しい。3年前に始まったけど頑張らないね… (;´Д`)
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一日中日本語ばかり読んでいるのに、いざ日本語で書こうとすると自分のセリフに違和感があって悔しくなる(;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I was exploring the internet and found out there were a few websites where you could sell used panties, bras, socks etc unwashed. That got me thinking about whether you could wear a set of underwear until they stank, and then sell them online :sweat:.

Has anyone here done this? If not, do you want to do it? Seems like something that has the potential for mega lolz. Especially if you're a guy :sweat:
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>Section 15, “Prohibitions on the Purchase of Used Underwear” (which also extends to the sale of saliva and other bodily fluids), bans the purchase of soiled undergarments from individuals under the age of 18 as well as solicitation for such items. Section 24 imposes a 500,000 yen (US$4,600) maximum fine on buyers found in violation of Section 15. Under Section 26, shops attempting to illegally sell such items can be fined up to an additional 200,000 yen (US$1,800) if police discover them during a search. Neither violation carries jail time.
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出品者: あいの
年齢: 20 歳
( 4 月 22 日 生まれ )
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血液型: O 型
趣味: 妄想♡
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>>166156
so as long as the loli pantsu and bodily fluids are sold separately it's fine
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>>166159
Bottom right is NOT 22 years old... that bitch is lyinggg

Girl Talk@Heyuri
ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv:sweat:

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx) banhammer

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>>926
probably just because its full of water
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>>997
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although you could just get a sea pickle and let it shoot off inside you
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My vibe broke and now I have to use my fingers like a peasant >:[
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>>1027
How the hell did you break it ( T ▽ T )ノ wwwwww
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>>1029
It was a cheap wand vibe and the wires broke (I checked)

2D Ero@Heyuri
hes so excited about his first boner :blush:
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🔍:astonish:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
tactical santa :cool:
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Rappels down your chimney with a grappling hook .. :astonish:
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tactical mating press
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tactical... yet is wearing red camo in a snowy enviroment.
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>>166218
The snow will turn red from the blood of those on the naughty list soon enough :cool:

Flash@Heyuri
Does anyone have the game where a Japanese runner breaks through ice or something and says "YES!" every time he scores a hit?
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undefined! :glare:

Flash@Heyuri
why is life like this :cry:
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that feeling when I never get the weekends off
I get a random day of the week like tues or weds off sometimes maybe, but usually my job will have me work overtime anyway

Girl Talk@Heyuri
(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))
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>>1016
i dont know., i just dont find it attractive. maybe because i dont want children ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>1018
its like anal sex, plenty of people masturbate to it but wouldnt want to do it irl for various reasons. :sweat3:
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>>1019
yes! exactly that:biggrin:
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I'd love to but can't cuz medical stuffs :c Prolly for the best, as much as I like kids infants are annoying and I'd prolly be a shit parent
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children are a blessing. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I've decided I'm going to walk down the street naked with a VR headset strapped to my crotch. I'm going to call it "Dickvision". What do you think of this idea? :biggrin:
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i need to know more about the intended outcome
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Now that's the future :cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I want to waste my life on an MMO. A cute one though, something with the cuteness of Panyga, but a little less boring. (sorry golf lovers)
Mabinogi seems like cute fun, but i don't know if i like the P2W part. Is there any other popular enough ones that i can sell the account of when i inevitably get tired of it? Maybe with some player economy? I like dicking about and trying to economy my way up to infamy.
This is probably way too specific...
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I'd tell you what game I play, but the video you attached makes me think you'd ruin it for everybody else, so... :sweat2:
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>>166134
aw cmon cuh you aint wan a lil divers ity in yo Game cuh cmon cuh let a nigra like me in :sad:
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>>166134
you made the right decision
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Y'ALL SEE THE GAME NIGGA??? :cool:
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ffxiv is probably the best game to lose yourself into - i picked it up last year and met dozens of people wanting to chat and quest together. i quit because it was way too addicting

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how do i pirate flash without getting raeped by malware?
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search /f/lagship on 4plebs ( ´ω`)
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Lately my PENIS has been really small. It was never very big but it keeps getting smaller and smaller. I showed it to a friend who used to be a lot smaller than me and his is now noticeably bigger. Lately I cannot even reach the throat.
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Your friend will have to use your throat instead from now on
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>>166103
I would prefer he use my ANUS
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>>166102
>it keeps getting smaller and smaller
>his is now noticeably bigger
I think your friend is stealing your PENIS size
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>>166154
But he hasn't gotten any bigger

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