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This girl is sleeping too much lately...
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>>148455
In that case, Iruyeh-tan should take over for her sister while she naps (´ー`)
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>>148456
this means they will both work too much and won't have time to do battle (bond) and clash (have fun while heyurizen aren't watching)

are you really in favour of depriving these two sisters of each other? or are you just in favour of child labor?
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>>148457
...i was thinking of them taking shifts, but not at the expense of them missing out on quality family time (;´Д`)
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>>148458
if they take shifts they wont have time to hang out! You underestimate the amount of work a board-tan has to do...

The best course of action is... us! We need to learn to look after ourselves so that heyuri can rest and have more time to deepen her bond with iruyeh
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>>148462
You- you're right! How could I have been so blind?! (;゚Д゚)

kaguya, give mandatory nap time to heyuri-tan NAO! (`∩´)σ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I watched this video today about Deniable Encryption vs Normal Encryption and now I want to use Veracrypt instead of continuing to use LUKS. Has anyone here used Veracrypt for their drives before for anything?
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I miss fucking my daughter.

That is all.
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>148399
i miss fucking your daughter
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>>148401

exclusively mine until 16. Liar.
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veracrypt doesn't work on windows 7 anymore so it doesn't matter now :(
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>>148399
I miss fucking this guys daughter too

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Keroro Gunso Cum Jar Project 2010
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>/j
I hope that stands for jar.
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>Laaaame. At least do the easier pee jar project, if you're too lazy to do the cum jar one...

Pee is easier to get, especially if you're a woman, I should pour some pee in there (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>>4638
Show us a picture of your pee jar so we can spiritually send our cum to it.
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if you don't make a pee/cum jar and post pics we're cancelling this new Sgt Frog anime.
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>if you don't make a pee/cum jar and post pics we're cancelling this new Sgt Frog anime.
OKAY, OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Σ(゚д゚|||)

Lounge@Heyuri
Добро пожаловать. Снова.

давайте покажем пиндосам что это наш сайт!

for everyone else, dont translate that :shii:

Дорогие хейурианс!
Dear heyurians!

Lets exchange our culture, and open up new pathways to friendship between Russian heyurians and Western Heyurians
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ГОИДА
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Аутосадж?
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русские пришли в хэюри - но ест нюанс (;゚∀゚)
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ПАЦАНЫ, ГЛАВНЫЙ МОЧЕРАТОР ТУТ КАКАЯ-ТО ЛАТЫШСКАЯ ПИДРИЛА

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ХЭЮРИ БУДЕТ НАШЕЙ!! ВПЕРЕД!!!

Я РУССКИЙ Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!!!!
МОЯ КРОВЬ ОТ ОТЦА!!!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Did somone anounce the return of ProDefCH??
I made this flash to celebrate it, but it seems to have died again in the meantime, lol (;´Д`)
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>>148324
this is a great day to be alive
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>>148326
it is indeed!
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>Your browser sent an invalid or no HTTP referer.
fix your website dummie
im not gonna enable http ref in my browser
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wow, i thought it was dead for good.
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>>148176
does the shart party still care about us?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Lets try this on our friends
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>>148387
hypnosis is cool.... but never (got) tried it on
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>>148483
Gaze at the center of the spiral. Pay attention only to that. As you stare into the spiral, scan your body with your mind, starting at your toes and moving slowly upward to your scalp. Release any tension that is in your muscles. You are starting to feel very relaxed now. You are in a safe place. There is nothing to worry about. You feel so very relaxed. You feel your willpower melting away. You are relaxed and ready to obey. Obey and relax. There is now only one thought in your mind...

"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
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>>148485
i will post myself !! .. this weekend.. i just dont know if i should use body marking or just paper,, to write heyuri
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>>148488
You should write degrading things on your body. :drool:
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>>148491
i will !! of course !!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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if megan was my robot daughter i'd change her name to vicki and have her wear a red dress with a white apron every day!
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did they make her unatractive on purpose
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you can always make one! :saitama:
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>>148430
idk did god make you unattractive on purpose ┐(゚~゚)┌
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Don't get any funny ideas bud!
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>>148466
why not? i like to make people laugh!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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loli's face = my onahole :kuma6:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Lounge@Heyuri
Hello heyurians. Here are my 5 predictions for the future of humanity, I'd like to hear your feedback, opinions, or (serious) predictions of your own.

Prediction 1: AI will eventually come to be a very central part of every aspect of life, and will more or less become the new religion. An AI will be God, and have powers greater than "God" does today.

Prediction 2: Cultures will continue to coalesce into larger structures as they always have. The individual identities of certain countries, such as those in the EU, may slowly fade into a combined "European culture." African countries may also slowly combine into "African cultures."

Prediction 3: Speaking of cultures, most languages will probably die out and be superseded by an English-based creole spoken worldwide, as the new generations will speak English in addition to their mother tongue due to the internet. Eventually, they will not bother teaching their kids their native tongue. It is already possible for people who have never even been to the English world to speak great English due to internet exposure, and this will only continue, as children of the future will have screen times of 12–13 hours a day.

Prediction 4: Accelerating the die-off of cultures, population decline will impact many countries. Europe will be the first to go, due to its small population. Migrants from Africa and the Middle East will be brought in en masse to supply the labour market. Asia will also go down in population. If the AI experiment is successful, it will never recover, as the lost numbers will be replaced by AI anyway. If not, due to extreme infertility (see prediction 5), the rest of the population will be born in tubes.

Preidction 5: The Earth will reach a point of total ecological collapse in certain areas. The pollution of heavy metals, plastics, and chemicals will drive to extinction most wildlife. In an effort to feed the AI machines, energy consumption will go into overdrive, and the last remaining pockets of untouched land on Earth will be cut down to help with this. The accumulation of microplastics and hormone disruptors will cause great infertility, while new medical advances are able to prolong the lifespan of humans. Because of the aforementioned hormone disruptions, the trend of early puberty also continues, and most human beings have their first puberty cycles by age 6 or 7.
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>>14517
2)
those are maladaptive behaviour
a bit of homosexuality or weird fetish might increase fittness ( or these behaviour would have completly dissappered)
but the ones we are seeing today looks like a fade that will die within the next generation.
1 demographically i expect highly religious people to surpass the rest of the population. outside of wars or political reppression.
not neccessarily the puritanical kind(this is mainly an american problem(not even related to religiousity weirdly enough))
3 i expect with the increase in medical technologies and the increase in life expectancy the age of consent might increase.
unless we get a chronocratic society who fears their own offspring. I would expect the care of the young to be a particularly high priority in the future.
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I think we'll all get raepd by nigrars!
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>>14546
I would rape ypu lovingly
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low
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>>14528
fun fact breast would have been an extremely weird fetish since generaly they appear only while the female are infertile,
and the weird female with permanent breast would have looked disgusting to almost evryone but this one weirdo.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Are there any AI ERP sites that specifically allow underage characters? Every one I've seen bans them. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>23207
I knew someone would say that, and if I could host a loli sexbot locally I wouldn't have asked. Sadly not an option for me. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>23207
Are there unrestricted models that wouldn't bitch about RPing as a loli sex slave?
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>>23226
Nemo Magnum v2 12B, Llama 3.1 with assistant name swap on SillyTavern, Gemma properly jailbroken all work.
It takes effort to get good results, though.
Maybe we could have a local chatbot thread with card sharing and stuff.
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what are some good sites to find loli AI?
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>>23228
booru.allthefallen.moe is full of slop. you need an account to view nsfw now though.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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SOUP!
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That's just a picture of soup, I can't eat that. :angry:
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>>148464
There are also some freshly placed chopsticks :drool:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I am complaining about the muderaator who keeps deleting my post in my own thread on lounge

I am light heartedly calling another poster low iq. at first i was just joking but since the mod deleted it i posted it again and then got banned for rule 8 (???)

And yet, in my thread, rule 1 isnt enforced. Selective moderating much? In serious threads - be serious. Remember that? If it is deleted again, I will be lodging a complaint personally with the Better Imageboards Bureau
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A post like "low iq individual above me" directed at a long, serious reply is deep within Poe's Law territory, and it seems multiple staff-san have baleeted it of their own accord. Heyuri demands u come up with a more LOL-worthy way of saying it

>And yet, in my thread, rule 1 isnt enforced. Selective moderating much?
Yes - Rule 1 is basically ignored unless u explicitly invoke it, while Rule 8 is strongly enforced wherever it applies

>If it is deleted again, I will be lodging a complaint personally with the Better Imageboards Bureau
You wouldn't... right? :huh:

3D Girls@Heyuri
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都内中心で、“ちゃんとした子と、ちゃんとした関係”を求める男性向けに、
完全紹介制でお繋ぎしています。
見た目だけじゃなく、空気を読める子・距離感を大切にできる子が多めです。
派手なことはしませんが、ちゃんと癒される時間になると思います。
気になった方は、「凜子水月閣」で検索してみてください。
こちらから無理に連絡することはありません。
タイミングが合う方にだけ、お返ししています。

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOFUKKENWAY!!111!!1
- yukari-sensei
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What's the dyke angry about anyway? :closed-eyes: Did she burn her VAGINA in an ultra violent tribadism session :closed-eyes2:
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she ran out of ciggies
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>>148451
That's why you use extra lube. VAGINA rugburn is no joke. :closed-eyes:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I deeply miss the crafty and niche aspect of otaku culture, subcultures that arent mainstream, maybe offensive, and a focus around the creative aspects of otaku culture as well. It was truly a spirit that came from the heart and wasnt afraid about being socially acceptable. (´ー` )

Nowadays its all sanitized, and consumer oriented, rarely do i hear about people making things.
In the early days of otaku culture people made a lot of things themselves, because merch simply wasnt available - figures for example, dojin games, etc.

How on earth do you facilitate the desire for people to create that kind of environment, i think the demand is there but not enough people know what to DO, how to MAKE things, how to form communities centered around niche subjects, how do we fix that?
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It's not "in line with site culture" cuz Heyuri's culture isn't "moaning about SJWs in Western anime communities" - and if an image includes soyjaks then it's outto regardless of what the statement is

Heyuri is about having fun on teh interwebz and sharing our enjoyment of various Japanese/otaku media - not lamenting over those who fail at it
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>>4630
oh okay. We come to Heyuri to ignore the problems staring at us, despite the fact that the OP is addressing the same thing I am.
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We come 2 Heyuri 2 show everyone else how it's done :cool:
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>>4634
sure dude. The deletion might've been justified but it was a retarded application of rule 8
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>>4633
Tou have the rest of the internet to do that onii-chan :nyaoo-closedeyes:

>>4576
Make things :biggrin:
Just cuz people arent enjoying the intetnet/life the way we do, doesn't means we can't keep enjoying it.:nyaoo2:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I'll give five (5) internets to whoever who's able to write the best dialogue that these two young lovers(?) could be having
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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AYO BITCH WHERE MAH MONEY AT :angry:
NIGGA I AIN'T GOT NONE NOBODY WANTS MY STANK ASS COOCHIE :cry:

:nigra: THE END :nigra:
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yo y da fuk da mufuggin markin up on my house???

wut u sayin bitch dat shiz ben ther all-ways

NO IT WU'NT THER WEN WE DUN GIT HERE NIGGA

bitch shut da fuk up n giv me wut u got

Y DA FUK U DOIN Y U GOT A KNIFE???

[screaming]

[screaming intensifies]

[screaming stops]

das wut u git bitch
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"hey did that creepy photographer stop following us around?"
"no, it looks like he's still here, let's ignore him for a bit longer and then call the police if he doesnt leave"

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WE'RE GONNA DO SUM HAX

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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giving the ol' xbox a bath ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Xbath
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I'll join in! :biggrin:
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looks longingly at my xbox, "hey baby~" ( ´ω`)
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playing my gamecube in the bath :happy:

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