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Off-Topic@Heyuri
remember when the US once considered war games as a national threat :lolico:
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i used to laugh at people who would say that american elites send their people to war every decade or two to re-traumatize them into going back to "sleep"

now it seems all too real.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What's with you people?
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>>175652
i read every single word that you typed and i would like to help you stop writing if you'll allow me (´ー`)
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>i read every single word that you typed
GAhhhhh1h1h1h1h1h!HH!H! REALLY!?!? DAMN I never thought anyonw would read this how shameful in a way as i really wasnt making a serious post as my real reason why i even typing this is to post more illya and to do it in a way that doesnt seaaaammmmmm waaayyy to spammy and if i do this way, i can post all those 1000 bits of tera i saved of illya and sneakily post her all over heyuri, and so thus, this will no longer be a loli-neko board but rather a loli-illya board! pretty winrar if u ask me, o god damn it i realized i just spilled teh milk of teh whole plan i have to take over the heyurianza with world domination and desctution and. fguck this illyeness to never keep writing doesnt help me here help now its to late everone knows i will rule heyuri as one leader that set his foot to those who i am typing as fast as i think and i need to come up with something better thats i stand for as the next leader. ym um um illya is cute right please please pleaes lol lol olo ahhh!! u said u could help? how can u help me? will u help me when i take over heyuri as thje next pezident!? oh shit i just spilled more milk, now u all know who i trully am and what i want. guess its over. guess i need to use my nuke i saved for us in the future, which will be,... weasasdasdasdasdasdlkjsdfikulhjesfijsdfisdilfkjasdfiljsdfljisdlfijsadfiljasdiojfolsidfjiosdf hi. lol
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>>175658
it's ok
It doesn't matter how evil your plan is, that you want to take over heyuri or that you want to post illya, I will always read everything you type
"why" you ask? because that's what friends are for (´ー`)
*inspirational music starts*
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More like "What isn't wrong with you people?" :biggrin:
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idk

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Do you find the people around where you live annoying?
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>>175664
yeah like you :glare1:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i have to pee so badly but my roommates been in the bathroom forever i dont think im gonna make it heyuri.......
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Why don't you just head outside to pee? :unsure:
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Just do a shoulder-stand and piss directly into your own mouth and swallow it.
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>>175639
this is the advice i was looking for
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>>175655
Did you film it? :unsure:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
KILLER NEKOS
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I'm choosing the one in the foreground.
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i call dibs on the fish

Off-Topic@Heyuri
3910705
Σ(;゚Д゚)
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Is it 1 or 2 girls? :glare1:
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>>175642
It is in fact 3 girls :nyaoo:
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yuri feet:astonish:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
does anyone have any advice on weight loss, ive been working out specifically cardio yet i havent seen any progress maybe its what im eating? or lack of :dizzy: either way i think its cuz i have a slow metabolism is there anything that'll help my metabolism go faster?(;´Д`)
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complete starvation makes it worse. your body goes into fat saving mode or something. its better to switch out foods instead of cutting them out! you should probably be eating only slightly less, but of more filling stuff
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If you eat less than 50g of carbs a day, after 2-4 days a process calls ketosis beings, and you burn fat very quickly
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I am anorexic and my BMI is 15.9! :dizzy:
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>>1612
It should be less than 10 g.
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>>1550
that isn't to say you SHOULDN'T do resistance training. Osteoporosis is a bitch

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What does it mean? :dizzy:
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plug in your buttplug 2 charge your ass with high voltage.
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Is your battery running?
Well you better go catch it!! :biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
illya
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>>24761
I have an expertise backed by millions of bytes of video footage. :cool:
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File: illya kiss.webm
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sugoi sugoi sugoi! YOU NEED TO SHARE IT!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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like this...
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funny face

Off-Topic@Heyuri
psst, hey! dont forget to wash your hand afterwards!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>175626
hidden futa PENIS?
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>>175622
The fucking birdie's ANUS instead of the loli's. What a fucking joke!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
1946086
reverse ntr :iyahoo:
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ヽ( ゚x ゚)ノ
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Have you completed the main TV season of Strike the Blood yourself? Isn't it boring?
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>>175597
no I dropped it around season 2 ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>175579
actually epic. if you want a harem, you gotta make a girl worthy of envy!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
have u ever accidentally vacuumed up your underwear?
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no because i dont clean LOL
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i dont even have underwear
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>>175595
u walk around naked?
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I never wear underwear or vacuum anything because I have a big PENIS

Off-Topic@Heyuri
why is everyone saying ATFBooru is down? its right there...
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I'm so frustrated with the FOMO and sad because we're losing gigabytes of potentially unique content from their booru :emo:
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>>175545
If the site is still up, then you're still in time! Quick, buy a huuuuge hard disk and download everything NAOW!!
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>>175593
It's always someone else. :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: footbaoxi.mp4
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1732787
Would you eat this?
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>>175557
Sir! Sir! We are merely talking about baby bird feeding from a girl's mouth for STRICTLY SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES!
Get your MIND, out of the GUTTER! :angry:
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Would you eat this?
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>>175460
jc is superior to jk and lolis!!!11 :x3:
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>>175576
fakku yu!!! js superior!!
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>>175576
Aren't JCs lolis? :smile: Having breasts and menses is not an excuse anymore. Only being graduate is.
Many small-breasted or even flat-chested BA girls that come to mind that many would call and tag loli, are actually (made to be?) 15-17 JKs.
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Hifumi
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Maki
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Koyuki
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Momoi
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Yuzu
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Iroha
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Hoshino
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Ritsu

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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sunday night party! :onigiri:
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No Me-tan :huh:
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Too many people, I'll just go to my room... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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I've got Windows 10, and 3.1 and 98 SE are running in emulators, with XP running in VirtualBox. :sweat3:
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>>175564
g-gay? they are all girls who u can sneak peak pantsu on!
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Sundays are the worst :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
can food go moldy isnide your stomach?
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SOMEONE TEST THIS
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How do one put food in their stomach? I mean, theoretically...
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>>175554
thru your bellybutton
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cheating>>175522
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
One of these days I'm gonna get a time machine so I can save you all.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED THAT IT GOT THIS POPULAR AGAIN
LONG LIVE TEH ICHIGOAS ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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but will it top Nobu Kong?
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https://inv.nadeko.net/channel/UCi5x9fxjGBj6zfw9ZcFpN5Q/streams
Is this the same wetback? I guess an ESL translation is better than nothing
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when it's done I hope a tool or guide will be available for editing the translation, for example to make the male MC not sound like a pussy
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>>175468
hooray! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>175479
just sum toolz and basic reverse engineering skillz, plus a lot of spare time

the language itself isn't a problem in the age of LLMs, but of course sum basic knowledge of Japanese will help

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