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buri buri moe〜

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Why is everything marked for deletion...?
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:sage::sage::sage::sage::sage::angry::angry::angry::angry: what is your problem
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as for all teh older posts they're just marked that way, /b/ hasn't had an actual cutoff for ages, just can't bump them :smile:
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The council will decide your fate+I lost even my will to ask why it is all getting deleted instead of archived and unbumped+you probably identify as ugly bastards+people like you on nerdy communities are like crackheads on abandoned buildings+Wotan will punish you

:closed-eyes2::glare1:

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already told you faggot but they're just marked that way, as stale (old), and there is no actual cutoff for /b/ :biggrin:
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>>153180
The fact you decided to browse just to post this disqualifies you as human, and condemns you to ostracism, and them the faggot is op? Roll over TKfags

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When I move out of my parents house, I am considering buying 500 burgasse takeout boxes, so that I can use these to eat from rather than porcelain plates. This way I do not have to do the washing up since I can just throw them away. 500 boxes costs £77.85 on ebay, if I use 1 a day, with an upper estimate of 35 a month, this will cost me just £5.45 a month (like 7.5 us dollars or 6.5 euros).

All considered, 5.45 a month seems liek a good deal for not having to do washing up. I would then order another 500 14 months later.

If you are finna say it is bad for da environment, I will inform you that burgasse is amde from crushed sugar cane pulp, most sugar cane pulp is thrown away anyway since the need for sugar is higher than the pulp so this is environmentally neutral.

Thoughts?
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>>153079
Unless you wash just one or two dishes at a time the dirty dishes will pile up for days while waiting to be washed and stink up the kitchen and attract lots of bugs, and you'll have to inhale that stench while loading them into the dishwasher. OP's plan is much less work and he can just throw the dishes out the window immediately after using them since they're biodegradable so all the bugs and rotting food odors stay outside.
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Teh downside with takeout boxes are teh amount of trash that will pile up fast, and those will stink too! :dizzy:
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I normally use sugarcane plates for the same reason as OP: I despise doing the dishes. They're surprisingly resistant to leaking (though not completely like plastic).

I used to also cook soaked dried rice in paper cups with a microwave. As well as using paper towels on these plates to bake sausages and fish cutlets (don't go above 180C)

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OP, I suggest you use the base and the lid as two separate plates, and tear the boxes at the hinges. That way you save even more and you can stack the used boxes more easily to save space.

Also consider aluminum foil trays if you want to make something soupy.
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>>153082
also if you want fry something on a skillet, try lining it with baking paper! Them you can just throw away the baking paper without needing to clean the pan.
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>>153079
Yes my parents have one of those machines, but I'm not made of money

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rollerblading is haram because it looks gay
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moselam a lake um
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Lounge@Heyuri
Anyone else notice how the people who talk about how countries are losing "third spaces" tend to never acknowledge that social trust plays a role in the erosion of third spaces? If the people around you suck, youre not going to want to hang out.

if people are fist fighting at the ice-cream shop, youre probably not going to want to hang out there, because its annoying.
The issue isnt the fact that these places dont exist, its that theyve become too annoying.

If you provide people with a place to hang out, but the people who inhabit an area are vile or annoying, the space physically being there or not changes nothing. (´・ω・` )
Because... the people who inhabit a space, can change weather people find it hostile or welcoming.
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I'll raise you this, OP: Third spaces both exist and are not inhabited by annoyances, it's just that the people who push for "third spaces" talk a lot of shit but still don't actually go outside. They don't want to put any effort into creating that "third space" where they exist.

Even in my backwater area of the U.S., there's lots of places younger people can hang out and meet people. Libraries, arcades, game stores, public parks, diners maybe, and more that are specifically designed for group interaction. Malls are still around, too! People act like they're dead but while they aren't as good or as populated as they once were, they're still perfect for bringing a friend and walking around just to be out of the house. The places I mentioned here are also populated with teh nigraz and are fine so 14801-san is, at best, only partially correct. ( ´ω`)

I never see young adults or teenagers out hanging around anymore. I've noticed this these recent years. They still go outside but only to specifically do one thing and then they immediately head back home. It's not that there aren't third spaces, people just like to blame being a lethargic loser on society. It is an ever true fact of life. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>14803
hanging at the mall kinda ends up a bit lame when the food court is like $12/person and there's no more arcade
I live in a fairly populated area and there ain't jack shit

I have hung out at card shops and shit to play, that's alright if you're into them (and know some of the people there beforehand, because you try getting some turbonerd to actually interact with you) and is probably the one kind of third place I do consistently see people use a lot
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>>14803
i run into this problem too
sometimes you want to find a quiet place to sit down and talk
but you dont want to be noisy at a library and the arcade noise is too loud. public parks dont exist here because of homeless people. usually, we end up going to someone's house or a cafe
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most of the malls near me arent comfortable to hang out in. the atmosphere is important.
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We don't need third spaces anymore. The digital world has become a better one. I can hang out with my friends in a myriad of online spaces now. Screw going to the ice cream shop... I don't even have local friends anymore to go to these places. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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I remember when being all day looking at a screen (portable console) or on your computer / online labeled you as a nerd, or made people worry about your “addiction”. But then everyone got addicted, and now when I take the train, I feel like I’m the only one who is able to take his face out of the phone (they suck your soul btw).
I feel like a pioneer that has charted dangerous land.
Is being a shut in going to be the norm in the future? Maybe I’ll go outside then.

If I had to choose, I’d rather become an eloi rather than a morlock, and frolic with my legal loli Weenas all day while I wait for my turn to become dinner.

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im bord, show me the cool book that has it all
or tululoo.com
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To be a good artist you need to put Vegeta inside of you, deep up inside your butthole. Vegeta will show you pleasures you never knew existed. Pleasures that no book could possibly explain to you with words.
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>>152999
well you got a job by just being cute. not even a nephew.
why do i have to take your advice.
heres a girl. more fitting for pedophile like you
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>>153043
I've never had a job, my whole family is on welfare lol also why do you have a little girl anime figurine if not to glaze it with hot semen?
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>>153049
its what the gacha give but i guess you are stuck with your one liner brain ofa coding ctrl c and v dumbass comments you thought so intelligent or even lengthy
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wellwell

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Can you rework programming projection, sprite rolling, cam rotation with triggers and event and simpler math? Like only x+- and nothing else fancy.It's the confusing work around I suppose, but maybe more... Picturesque?

Also I use tululoo, or sgdk it's the same
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>>153134
please show me the whole way
>>153142
huh

[NUMBER: 6714]

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Bump goddamit
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Fukin hell
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>>153118
What's the AS again holy fuck
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wow cant bump. fr

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GREETINGS FROM MEXICO!
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>I thought dude was gay
fag literally fucked boxxy
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>>153098
pics or it didn't happen
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moot used to be a fat boi, i always thought that was interdesting
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Hand maid may~
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This was a really good anime, which offers a lot more than pantsu! :x3:

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i have a list of anime that i plan to watch or have already watched, from the 90s to 2010s that are popular with otaku. there are a few i didn't include because i either watched and didn't like it, or don't think it'd be something i'd like. am i missing anything? anyone have any suggestions? i am open to stuff from the 2020s, i'm just not sure what's popular or even coming out these days that isn't mainstream since i haven't really been involved in the otaku/anime community in a long time (at least the ones who talk about newer stuff that's more niche or too "anime" for the average watcher. most of my friends like and talk about the more mainstream stuff (some aren't as mainstream but still have the feel of being so), and not saying that as a bad thing because some of them are good, but that's how i find out about newer anime and no one i know talks about anything that might go under the radar for the average modern anime watcher. i have one friend who likes some more kind of niche newer anime, but not really anime nerd kind of niche). there are other anime that aren't on here that i do like, but i don't feel like they fit on the list so i didn't include them. i'm also open to manga and VN/game suggestions, but i'm not going to make a list for those since the post would be too long.

slayers
evangelion
outlaw star
saber j
ruin explorers
hajime no ippo
golden boy
lucky star
azumanga daioh
hare guu
elfen lied
saikano
black heaven
battle programmer shirase
genshiken
magical pokaan
magical play
.hack
kaiji
higurashi
oh my goddess
dokuro-chan
excel saga
welcome to the nhk
chobits
nurse witch komugi chan
nichijou
space dandy
non non biyori
madoka magica
no game no life
shimoneta
kobayashi dragon maid
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>>5190
thank u for enlightening me

i totally forgot about ichigo marshmallow, i haven't seen it yet but it looks cute. yuru yuri i also forgot about. i had a friend who was really into it, though preferred the manga over the anime which i never really saw anyone talk about. i'll probably just watch the anime, at least at first. the manga seemed worth giving a try from what my friend described.
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Take me teh loli-neko girls maids!!

>evangelion
watch it as it something one should seen.
>hajime no ippo
best sport anime out there! 10/10 anime
>golden boy
its golden and ecchi!
>lucky star
its fukking lucky star!
>azumanga daioh
It sort of good imo :3
>hare guu
PTW
>elfen lied
fukking epic and wants to rewatch!
>saikano
I liked it, but it was rather slow...
>black heaven
PTW
>genshiken
Among my fav! Watch!
>magical pokaan
YES! a lot of pantsu! Best ED!
>kaiji
If you are into seinen and gambling. Good.
>higurashi
Nipah~ Niaph~
>oh my goddess
PLT
>excel saga
Seen 2 ep...
>welcome to the nhk
I luv NHK for its dark comedy and music.
>chobits
Chii~is cute!
>nurse witch komugi chan
Komugi-chan is best girl! <33333
>nichijou
best studio kyoto made besides k-on!
>space dandy
its space, but dandy.
>non non biyori
Nyanpasu~ watch this! love it!
>madoka magica
Sign this contract and...
>no game no life
It's good and shiro is cute~
>kobayashi dragon maid
Oh yeah~ kyoto made this too! Like it a lot! Kanna <3

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Hi Heyuri, today while I was on my way to work a lady looked at me and I smiled without thinking. I don't know why I did that, this was the first time I smiled at someone like this. My heart is beating really fast!

Have you ever been through something like this? Does this mean we're getting married?
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>Does this mean we're getting married?
yes. you should also follow her home if you see her again
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>Does this mean we're getting married?
Did she smile back? :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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OPs smile! :biggrin:
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>Does this mean we're getting married?
YES!:onigiri: this is how you get married and make kids!
don't forget to show her heyuri, afterwards:dance2:

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fu-chan sister is beautiful! :x3:

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Wow, seeing this video on the top of the board is quite fitting. My dad just walked in on me shitting, after I told him i'd be in there "taking a shower", because I always leave the shower water on while I have painful diarrhea.
Five minutes into silently masking my diarrhea-enhanced night gas, he silently unlocks the door (which is only a foot away, no fucking idea how he managed to make no noise at all), and bursts open, saying he needed "water".
My bowels have closed up shop for good. So now I'm stuck here with about five pounds of corny shit in my body. On top of that, he gave me a shitty cold as well.
happy saturday /b/ :closed-eyes2:
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>>153063
wow no one wanted to know all that bro
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>>153047
In first world countries we have these things called washing machines where we put towels after wiping our asses with them. With an expensive heavy-duty washing machine we can even shit directly into our towels, pants or bed sheets when we're too lazy to go to the toilet and let the washer deal with it!
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wasting that much water and lying to your own family by telling them you're taking a shower when you're not just to cover up your diarrhea noises sounds like something only a female would do, so I enjoyed reading that and would very much like to see a video of the 5 pounds of corny shit come out
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i am sure there was supposed to be a thread like this on /s/ but Failed sadly it will be dleted

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>The Nanjing Sister Hong incident is a scandal that emerged in July 2025 involving a 38-year-old man from Nanjing, China, who allegedly posed as a woman, "Sister Hong," and has engaged in sexual acts with hundreds of men. The encounters were reportedly recorded, and the videos subsequently circulated online.
>The incident came to broader public attention when these explicit videos began to be shared and sold on various online platforms. The scale of the videos and the number of men involved quickly made "Sister Hong" a viral topic on Chinese social media. While initial online rumors claimed that over 1,600 men had been involved, police dismissed that number as an exaggeration. He operated by offering "free sexual services" to lure men, forgoing cash payments in lieu of gifts such as peanut oil, fruit, milk, or a small appliance. The victims included college students, young professionals, gym attendants, and foreign nationals. To profit from the video footage, he created an online group where he shared the clips, charging a 150 yuan ($20) membership fee.
>Some individuals reportedly returned on multiple occasions to engage in sexual activity with Sister Hong. Media reports described certain visitors as well-dressed and physically attractive, using terms such as "little fresh meat" (a colloquial phrase for youthful, good-looking men) and "high-quality straight men."

https://cybernews.com/cybercrime/sister-hong-scandal-telegram-tiktok/

well the good news is that from now on nanjing will be remembered with this incident instead of the rape of nanjing that happened in 1930s :lolico:
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>>153058
japan has gachimuchi
america has thug shaker
chile has animan studios
china has sister hong
brazil has jailson mendes

literally every country on earth is fake & gay
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thats cuz all teh real countries are inside teh earth!!>>153062
>>153062

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>153062
islamic countries don't have anything like that
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>>153068
Turkey has heyuri.net
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necrofag was expelled and the power vacuum he left attracted scandalfag

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Guys, I don't know what to do. I bought a compooper at a yard sale from some dirty old man. It's one of the newer ones, yknow, won of the newer ones. Of the whinedoughs 11 variety.
I bought it because my mainline is really old and I can't successfully use python scripts on it. Well I cant use them on this clunker either!
I guess python's shitty on windoes all around. I'm not a linux, please help me tech wizards. All I want to do is scrape this part of this manga site https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/incest and make a torrent of it. I tried using hakuneko but it only downloads stuff from mangadicks.
we've established some things! namely, python doesn't work! it dudnt work! it doodnt work!
some kind drother made a script, and said he'd even make a torrent of all the scan scans! ooh~! how kind kind!
but he DIDN'T! wwAAA! I guess it's because the thread died :cry:
So I made a new one! :happy: hope everyone doesnt mind. I'll just wait for github-anon to post the torrent magnet :tongue:
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>>153015
no one ever taught me..
its hopeless thou. im not on linux.
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It doesn't matter if you're on Linux or Windows - the command line fundamentally works the same way :sweat2:
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>>153017
maybe watch a youtube video on how to use pythong

Your fortune: Good luck

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none of the scripts ever work for me
they're either outdated or use different commands. its so tiresome
I just want to read manga. Why cant a program like hakuneko just work?
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>>153064
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