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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you date a female lolicon /b/?
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The female lolicon will only date you if you are shorter than her, shave all your body hair, and wear a dress.
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I had a female shotacon date me once, but once I turned taller and older she lost interest in me. :cry:
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I dated a roricon gurly, who also called herself a “himejoshi,” and it went on for the better part of a year until she slowly stopped committing herself to me til the end of last yr, it totally wrecked my self-esteem bcus this was my first time ever dating anybdy in any capacity

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fish dance!
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
Do you wish to grow up one day? To one day wake up and be a normie with social skills and 0 interest in anime? Would you rather have "ordinary happiness" or the vague contentedness you get from indulging in a hobby that alienates you from most of society? Do you really think giving up your dream of finding a cute girl who'd be willing to roleplay as your maid doll, or whatever your fantasy is over marrying a hetero man with no inner world will make you happy? What would you pick
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>>2038
Thats what i am saying!! Im saying they want you to stop being an autist and get "healthy" but for what?! Youre not happy you spend all day watching boring tiktok videos!
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>>2038
get that form away from me! (;´Д`)
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u don't have to give up your hobbies but u do have to go outside and talk to other otaku. that's how you find true happiness. the computer screen is not enough
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>>2432
i did this and it was the most miserable period of my life. i'm happier being alone. i'm glad i experienced it though so that i don't have to live my life thinking that i'm missing out on something by not having friends or socializing.
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Personally, i just dress up my boyfriend as a maid, that works pretty well too.
I don't think you have to give up on your hobbies if you want to participate in society to be honest, quite the opposite; i think it's important to be honest so that you can make friends with the same interests, you don't really have to give up anything for that, but you still have to mask a little bit at work of course, but private and personal life is separate for a reason, and workplaces that do not respect this do not deserve you.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
I think I'm bisexual (;´Д`)
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Repressed? :unsure:
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u can aim for a girly enough guy that it's practically futa and still hetero + future kids
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stop the presses
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There is no such thing as lesbian, girl. :hokke:
everybody loves sexy girls, even girls
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Hm? What's wrong? Are you bisexual or lesbian? There's nothing wrong with either.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Is this common nowadays? :monapc:
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what are those wires Σ(;゚Д゚)
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>>2441
its the wires that power the p*nis
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this is how you activate a man to do things, the on switch is inside and only accessible with tongue
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source?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How do you think Miku would fidget while waiting at a stoplight?
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She'd start singing and dancing, obviously.
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...Why is the steering wheel in the middle of the car? :unsure:
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>>194082
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you are very blind

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Does anyone actually believe this?
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Video title: I became a luddite peasant during a period of extreme technological advancement and put my entire lineage at a disadvantage economically, intellectually, and technologically because I was addicted to tiktok.
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>>194088
>my entire lineage
didn't know we had venerable cultivators on heyuri dawt net 👲
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>>194123
My bloodline will survive the century of humiliation and be the marshals of a new age, can you say the same?
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youtube video essay antichrist of internet like reddit arguments

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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could it be that all these people joining the "log off" movement were already not very online people pre-covid? And developed an internet "addiction" during lockdown ?

maybe they find the internet so disturbing and sinister because they were not net people to begin with (´・ω・` )

Off-Topic@Heyuri
can you pronounce non-pulmonic consonants?
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
Making a reminder thread again since I'm afraid not many people check the front page or forget about them easily. There is around 1.5 months until teh event

There's enough information @ https://www.heyuri.net/#news77 , the important part is that this year we are experimenting with a 2 day bunkasai for the first time, so mark both these days: 2026/09/19 (Sat) and 2026/09/20 (Sun)

Also notice it's earlier than the previous years - it seems Japanese high schools hold theirs around early autumn too (unlike what wikipedia suggested), and this way we don't have another event right after halloween.

For those who joined Heyuri recently: bunkasai means "cultural festival", the event you always see in school animu, where classes spend weeks preparing fun stuff (meido cafes, haunted houses, some performances...) and then everyone and their friends wander around and enjoy each others' works. On Heyuri it means releasing projects, OCs, or just small gimmicks you have been working on, alone or with cooperation of other Heyurizens. There are no limits to what u can do, and no such thing as "too small contribution" :nyaoo-closedeyes:
Even if you have been neglecting until nao, over a month should be plenty of time to come up with something.

For inspiration, the contents of previous 3 bunkasai are archived on Museum@Heyuri: https://museum.heyuri.net/bunkasai/ (I will prepare a proper index sometime...)

You may also use this thread for cooperation, discussing ideas or general suggestions :biggrin:
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read the OP post
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my fucking project isnt finished and bunkasai is 2 days away.
its unfortunate that i have so much work this month
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>>70922
I started my project way too late so I can't finish in time lul. Well really it's because I am shit at coding lul
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i shall start my project on the first day of bunkasai and somehow finish it by the second day (=゚ω゚)ノ
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>>70923
Nvm, the coding was easy as shit! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i am reading wuthering heights and it is some genuine misery porn. why the fuck have i been recommended it
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you should read something good instead like Friend by Paek Nam-nyong

https://files.catbox.moe/sa9kkx.pdf
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I read Wuthering Waves

Off-Topic@Heyuri
LOL
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OH LAWD :nigra:
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Where is the yellow?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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EPIC
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when you make a thread on /j/ that isnt about cutting / killing yourself

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What are your thoughts on rape Heyuri?

IMO rape is one of the best complements you can give a woman you are basically telling her she is so irresistible.

Women and girls are just holes that need to be fucked.
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>>193934
then rape and kill after
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>>194084
kill and then rape? (゚ー゚)
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>>193929
id rather be raped by an asian schoolgirl qt or any woman than be killed tbh
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>>194097
This got a chuckle out of me

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Which ciggy brand do you think has teh best quality tobacco?

To me, it's Camel 🐫
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>>194059
the ccp owns like 99% of all tobbaco production
also the revenue from cigs is about the same as military spending i think :nyaoo2:
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>>194059
i didnt try ches but i wanted the grape che soooo badly... if u ever get a chance pick up black american spirits, they really are the best. i would for awhile when i was the most broke ive been roll cigs from the pouches they sell and that was a great experience
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STOP SMOKING TEH PERL CAMEL ITS GONNA DIE (;´Д`)
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>>194064
Sadly they don't sell them in Italy:cry:. Same for any fruit-flavored ciggy. I would have to import them somehow or go on a trip.

This reminds me, I was once in Greece and I tried this brand called George Karelias and Sons. Really good cigarettes, I'd love to try them again
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Export A's. 🚬:cool:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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who's the artist? i've seen their stuff before
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>>26054
pepper0
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>>26055
thanks ( ´ω`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Has anyone ever walked in on you while you were browsing Heyuri/an IB? If so, what happened?
A few minutes ago I ordered food to my dormroom, and I forgot to minimize an altchan I was in. The delivery guy just looked at the screen, and to me with a weird expression. Oh noes, I think I'm about to get vanned for being a part of the hacker group known as 4Chan. :sweat::sweat::sweat:
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I usually sit at the back corner and angle my screen away from everyone, though the kid next to me was like "what are you on?" and i just reply "nothin'"
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>>194027
You sure the kid didn't just think you were a druggie? :xd:
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>>194046
probably LOL
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whenever i hear someone open the door to my room i immediately turn off my monitor. no one has asked to show what's on the monitor in 10 years or so, because it doesn't even look suspicious anymore. i have never understood how people tolerate prying even on normal stuff.
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>>193961
i was watching Safe Word on the heyuri cytube while at a boba cafe. no regrets no fukkks given

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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