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Could you cash our check?
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Uhhh.... Your check is just a piece of paper that says retard on it... I don't think I can do that for you sir.
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What do you mean you can't do that for me?! Don't you know this paper is my certificate to prove how smart I am?!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Too fukken hawt :nosebleed:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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two units of cat
power is being combined!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Montenegrin "laziest citizen" contest in Podgorica.
You win by staying in bed for the longest time. :foruda:
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Crnogorci! Crnogorci!
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I'm quite lazy, but I often get hyped by my daydreams and walk inside my room in an excited state... until the PC withdrawal kicks in and I sit back down :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Does it count as leaving ur bed if u get into sum1 else's? I think I would find my way into bottomleft-chan's bed and stay there for a very long time ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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>>148541
Every 8 hours you get a 15 minute bathroom break during which you're allowed to leave your bed.
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>>148538
room pacers of Heyuri.. unite! :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>2738
why ever did you stop Zuzanna
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>why ever did you stop Zuzanna
i think i should stop posting my email here-

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Flash@Heyuri
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🇺🇸 🔫HAPPY AMERICA DAY, AMERICANS!🔫 🇺🇸
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Well, it's confirmed. Aussies can't compress a flash worth a shit, these days.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Why was the lounge russian thread autosage?

Это русофобия
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>>68915
>Америка соси хуй
и какое правило это нарушает?

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i will be bringing this up at townhall... kaguya was financed by the russian lobby, so expect him to accept my demands (´ー`)
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I don't think it deserves an autosage as it is, but I also dunno if there were posts deleted in that thread. If it's only >>68916 , it could be just deleted IMO :unsure:
>и какое правило это нарушает?
Rule 7 - Insulting countries isn't b& in itself (even though teh discussion may be likely heading to R7 territory), but I'd delete it for trying to derail a "cultural exchange" thread into politics

Also, while foreign languages aren't banned when there is any situation that justifies it (topic being related to languages/the country, having a reason to suspect the user you interact with can speak the same language, etc), note that posts replying to an English thread in a non-EN/JP language out of blue may be deleted too
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Cuz like all the other Russian threads and subsequent "why was X deleted?" spam/rule 9 attacks lately, it's just one fagg0t (OP) pushing a single topic as much as possible and being an retard about it when told to give it a rest

Teh thread had ran its course and mainly consists of ghey nationality trolling by one person, so there's no need for it to keep being age'd. I'd do the same if Rule 9ing fags were repeatedly posting/bumping Turkish threads, Polish threads, Swedish threads, etc., but those pplz generally understand the concept of "too much"
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>>68919
пошёл нахуй.

(NO U) banhammer


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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YOU DAMN LOLicons! get a job
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:!
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*gives you blowjob*
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i have a job working with kids :nyaoo:
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I lost my job working with kids because I touched them and they liked it so much that their parents got jealous or something :closed-eyes:
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>>148540
posting from prison?
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I'm at work right now! I direct traffic. It's a hard job, but pretty fun.

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while j00 were wasting ur life on internets i finished robotnik's revenge on time attack mode

...with rank F (^_^;)
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>>148481
most of them are really easy, but the labyrinth boss and that one boss with the floating platforms and the ceiling lazer are what i lost the most time on
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>>148481
I always assumed the design was deliberately that nearly every Sonic 2 boss can be cheesed to death

so taking 27 minutes is way too much time when every boss takes a few seconds, thus the rank F
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this is about as fast as i can bother getting right nao
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>>148506
that is a much more reasonable time ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>148453
Ha! Well~ While u were wasting ur life posting about beating sonic, I finished this indie game called Gunpoint! (゚ー`)

Flash@Heyuri
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I'm trying to make the loading animation longer + smoother by adding moar things to load + by making the framerate higher... (´人`)
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>>2703
if you're using CS6 there is an option to simulate downloading when you test the flash there's an option in view - simulate downloading and pick desired download speed.
Also as the other anon said https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=2701#p11_2705, you can use mask layer and have a rectangle stretch or shrink to reveal the image in the loading screen, because stretching the image looks like trash
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>>2703
The way I used to test my preloaders is by using ruffle.rs/demo

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself, true to your country, be a real American! 🍔🇺🇸
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE 🇺🇸😄🇺🇸🇺🇸💗🇺🇸💗🇺🇸😄🇺🇸

somehow, I didn't get washed out when I watched fireworks this evening
horrible rain coming home though (´~`)
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Happy Independence Day America! 🇺🇸🔫 This is best day to celebrate by eat many Pocky 🍟 and authentic Japanese ramen noodle bowls 🎉🍜 and buy many anime and manga character merchandise for friends and family and for you!!! 👘 Beware of cheap knockoff Korea and China product, Japanese noodle and anime product is best quality!
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>>148516
Korean noodles 🇰🇷👌 > Japanese noodles 🇯🇵🙅‍♀️

But American burgers will always #1!!
And ya'll eat fried chicken at Christmas just cuz a marketing executive at KFC Japan lied and told you it's what Americans eat at Christmas. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpoEt8zgu0
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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAa FUCK YAEH
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>>148518
I'm pretty sure at least 95% of black americans eat fried chicken on xmas (the other 5% wish they could but can't afford it)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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any1 play this?
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yes ive played this but its hard so i stopped but i love the aesthetics of the game

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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cool guitar :cool:
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Teh heug :glare:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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is this show good?
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is this forever banned anon?
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>>148522
This was so shit:angry:
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>>148522
star wars is for men children just like any other shounen anime :closed-eyes:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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The local shota... Pelo Pelo..
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Where would one find good shota content like this where it is not explicitly sexual but just ecchi.
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I shota! I shota! I shot a goddamn retard in the head :angry:
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>>4523
You could try tweaking around gelbooru with tags...
onee-shota -rating:questionable -rating:explicit

gives some corresponding results (don't forget to "Display all site content" in the options (the options that are inside the settings))
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>>4523
Probably already well known but.... Watch mahoromantic
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moar

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Here's desert! ^_^
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LOL I HAS GELATIN
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yummy
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THIS IS WHY KAMISAMA ABANDONED US
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The imouto puke guy should make a gelatin cake with it! :biggrin:
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>>148460
>>148486
you poor guys have no idea how tasty >>148459 is :drool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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 .-.    _,  .-.  ,_    .-.
'-._'--' \_| |_/ '--'_.-'
'-._ \ | | / _.-'
`-.^| |^.-'
`\=/`

:iyahoo:
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pantsu bomber :astonish:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>2719
I rav you! I rav you!!
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You rang?
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no, i won't reply!!
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Heyooo! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Now it's your turn!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hello and welcome, to another edition of the Imouto Vomit Update!
Not much has changed since last week. Osaka's holding up well; she's certainly adjusted to being submerged in barf 24/7.
When I opened the container, the stink hit me immediately. It smells a lot like wet oak now. I like it :happy:
Two updates ago, I said I'd make this a bi-weekly thing, but I'm teetering towards making it once a month. I think the barf will probably stay the same, so long as I keep the lid on tight. Unless I leave it uncovered in the mailbox on a hot day, the fluid and the figure will probably stay the same for a long time. Let me know what you guys think! I read all of your messages, and I've enjoyed the tributes and shoops :waha:
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>Have you ever thought of putting in a little bit of imoutou vomit on your morning coffee
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4575.mp3
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>>148321
>put it under a microscope and see what kinda bacteria is swimming around
I think bacteria might be too small for most consumer microscopes, and they're also mostly transparent unless stained.

What might be interesting is taking a small amount of the vomit and putting it in a glass jar, and then jacking off in it to make a semen-vomit cocktail :unsure:.

Alternatively you can feed the glass jar your leftovers and see what happens; like those timelapses of rotting food you can find on youtube :nyaoo:.

I was going to suggest microwaving it as well, but I have a feeling that the smell would be too horrible to conceal :xp:.

Keep up the hood work OP:waha:
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>>148348
>hood work
OP IS BLACK???
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what is this what is this fucking shit I stumbled upon....
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