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What are YOU thankful for, Heyuri?
I'm thankful for some Russian guy who had this image as his profile pic :xd:
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I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net
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thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face
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You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.
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im thankful for mr hands so i have something to fap to

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Yo, what's up? :hokke:
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It would appear to be teh file name :nyaoo2:
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reading vn rn :nagato:
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>>163607
which?:happy:
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my peanits :nyaoo:

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WINRAR! :waha:
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:dance: APPROVED
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👍:biggrin:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Can heyurian chan-girl nudes also be allowed on /s/?
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teh rulez do say japanese women only, why dont you want to post it on /b/? :nyaoo2:
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The idea behind 3D Girls is that it's for Japanese-made material, similar to how Anime/Manga is for Japanese works only

OC n00dz are best posted to Off-Topic (assuming the subject is 18+)
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u have to post them 4 age verification:biggrin::nagato:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I think we should rate 👙 in anime. this one is my favourite :drool:
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can't decide which of these is my favorite, just going to fap to all three
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sukumizu is fine too
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カー○ィのお○んこ
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DA ULTIMATE BUTTSECKS MACHINE !!11!111!!
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Shoving this up my sister's ass ( ´ω`)
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drilldo hurt my ANUS :angry:
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Hey. Buddy. Read the sign. :sweat3:
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TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL
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my brother shoved this up my ass (;´Д`)

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DECEMBEER ! ! !
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dehcemBEER!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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bigger than mine (;´Д`)
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he loaded

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How can you go on living without a japanese girlfriend after you see something like this? ( ´ω`)
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beautiful voice ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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JAPAN really is the holy land!
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>>163860

If not, just use your sister! Sister kisser. :love:
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>>163739
This would be illegal in western countries
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Pretty easily that is really annoying

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:sad::sad:
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Ge! It's anon...
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i want them all to molest me
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:throws molotov: :biggrin:
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Scary.. :sweat2:
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>>163939
(;゚∀゚)

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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can anyone teach me about the os tans? ill admit i dont know much about them...(;´Д`)
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>>5433

i looked them all up! very cool :biggrin:
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https://www.ostan-collections.net/gallery/
find your favorite os-tan here
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ME and 2k are the cutest, but 3.1 is probably my favorite after those two

admittedly, I've probably ended up spending more time with Windows 3.1 than ME or 2k (both replaced very quickly on my own systems by XP, while 3.1 has ended up being used more under emulation and I've probably had a 3.1-tan background on almost every install)
never been super big on XP-tan for some reason
95-tan is pretty good too, although I think I've seen less 95-tan pics than 3.1-tan ones

this is the real power of lolibaba ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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so os-tans' cup size depends on the ram of the puter... waoooww so cute :love:
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Wikipedia actually has an okay write up on a lot of them.

>MS-DOS-tan is most commonly represented as a shy schoolgirl, with black or dark grey hair in pigtails decorated with "DOS"-shaped hair ties; her hair ties are usually blue, but are sometimes depicted in the colors of the MS DOS prompt logo as shown in Windows. She wears round glasses, a white button-down blouse with a light blue skirt and suspenders. She carries around a keyboard, and is usually peeking around corners.

>Windows 3.1-tan is depicted as a gothic girl with a cat named "DOS-nuko" who represents MS-DOS 6.22. Some depictions of her are cheerful or deadpan. She has long white hair with red eyes, a purple bow on her hair, a lavender gothic dress and a purple bow on her chest with a "3.1" brooch. Her cat can transform into a cat girl with a nurse outfit. This specific design is called "Grandma", but she mostly looks young. 3.1-tan is called "oobaba-sama" which means "Grandma".

>Windows 95-tan is depicted as a Yamato nadeshiko who fought a battle with the Mac-tans in the 1990's and has retired. She was aware of developments of the Internet and multimedia, but however, she is unfamiliar with developments after Windows 95 such as the USB. She has long brown or orange hair, brown or pink eyes, and a bow of the Windows logo, a kimono of the hana256.bmp wallpaper in the Japanese version of Windows 95 and black sandals. She is often depicted as a motherly and kind woman.

>Windows 98-tan is a shy girl with an appearance of a middle school-aged person. She also has a mecha box, just like Windows 98SE-tan. She is 98SE-tan's sister. She has a dark history notebook. She has a blue bob cut, a golden 98 hair clip, blue eyes, a sleeveless white shirt and a blue or black skirt, blue or black thigh highs and brown or black shoes. She also has blue or black gloves.

>Windows 98SE-tan is depicted as a girl with an appearance of a middle-school-aged person who is prone to aggression and holds a can opener with her. She is a fan of professional wrestling. She has a mecha box, which is inspired by Vulcan from Zatch Bell. She has periwinkle or blue hair, a side ponytail with a cherry shaped hair tie. She has a green or teal sailor uniform.

>Windows Me-tan is a clumsy girl and tries her best in everything, but as a result, she always fails, but is always cheerful. She is the first OS-tan in the Futaba Channel, being created on August 6, 2003. She has mint green braids with an ahoge, a blue maid dress, with an orange or re

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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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How big is too big?
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here's the graph explaining it
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>>5568
so true
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>>5568
realest shit i've ever seen
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3x bigger than head is about as big as I'll go. But the closer to that, the sweeter...
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Flat is justice, as they say.

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https://apnews.com/article/sweden-online-vendors-illegal-sex-doll-f1a046354b1c0129319f8f1ba0bda86a

BERLIN (AP) — The Swedish government promised on Friday to fight the sale of childlike sex dolls online after instances of such commerce had been reported earlier in the country.

“I think I react on behalf of all parents when I say that, as a mother, your heart really breaks watching these images and pictures of these dolls,” Sweden’s Minister for Social Services, Camilla Waltersson Grönvall, told The Associated Press.

The Swedish government wants “to make sure these products cannot any more be sold and bought anywhere,” she said.

She spoke after a meeting which the Swedish government convened on Friday “in response to several notable cases of e-commerce companies selling childlike sex dolls,” according to a statement by her ministry. Child protection groups, online vendors and government agencies participated.

The online platforms described the measures they are taking to make sure these kinds of products are no longer sold online, Waltersson Grönvall said.
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please meet bombola chan
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her supreme belly will surely convince sweden:love:
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>>163617
Most active thread in days. Never change Heyuri
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m-m-masaka!
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>>163736

Need...

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If you had an illness that made it impossible for you to get sexually excited, would you kill yourself?
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Getting rid of it, if that were possible
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That's called old age
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I'd probably start speedrunning on twitch.
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antidepressants do the job well :dizzy:
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>>163966
at killing your pee pee?

Flash@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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HAADO TOMO
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Exactly 5 years ago, the original HAADO GAY tomo was uploaded
https://heyuri.net/#news25_1
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>>3822
id fuck the shit out of him
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>>3828
You'd fuck the shit out of a hairy middle aged man with aids?
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>>3829
Its not AIDS it's Gonorrea :angry:

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PENIS!
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ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!! :dance2:
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MEGA PENIS
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omgwtflol

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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