patchy for president ( ´ω`)

>>165205
Fatass, yet shows fatboobs instead

>>165207
just imagine her blowing a fucking massive, like Kingassripper tier, fart super loudly, all while sound asleep and totally unawares.

>>165251
Don't say this in front of Patchy, but she totally farts so hard she levitates! She doesn't even use magic to fly, she just rips massive ass! I heard Koakuma say that sometimes she butt-burps so hard she sends herself into an asthma attack from the heavy smog she creates! Isn't that hilarious, da ze?

>>165252
M-MARISA???

let me ride her too!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

cute

do u have more?

>>165133
i could just send the link to de video i found

>>165241

here https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=iWlnf2edol2

dangerous (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Her head mostly consists of fat and meat. Her brain is extremely small, so the skull needed to protect it is also miniscule in comparison with regular humans.

>>165210
SHE'S GONNA ASPLODE!

you had a PENIS in your ANUS?

You should try Yotsuba's ANUS!

>>164975
Anal is a great way of deriving extra pleasure from your body in a unique way. Don't go too far with it or you might become gay or get ass cancer from fucking up your guts.

>>165106
>Don't go too far with it or you might become gay
From the moment OP first had the thought "i want something in there", he was already a faggot.

>>165003
I have 2x PENIS on my wardrobe

>>5682
this really cute.

>I made a hand-drawn video
Can we see it?

I am usually skeptical of politicians doing good, but I believe Trump really means it. His base doesn't really approve of him catering to porn sites, but his donors do. He is likely to cave into the donors requests - this isn't the type of thing he would flaunt, as it doesn't benefit his image.

The US must be the last bastion for freedom! Trump-san must protect us!

inb4 he bans loli hentai and tor and sends feds to seize the servers and arrest anyone suspected of hosting either

i dont have the highest hopes (or interest) but fuck heug banks and payment processors/networks. they all SUX

Trump-sama...

>>165177
"private prisons"
Are you saying I can apply for my basement to be a women's prison?

F4P VICTORY (´π｀)

I do love these song and sound manipulations... what are they called?
How did it come to be this particular gay bondage group gets turned into meme audio?

>>3931
gachi remix. Look up billy herrington. Basically there was a gay porn fighting video with billy herrington and a lot of the sound effects are from him having gay fights. Also sounds from van darkholme

>>3943
Thank you!

Today I put on my glasses and looked in the mirror, and who did I see, but a very handsome man staring back at me.

I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.

>I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.
DEW IT (・∀・)

>>165163
Lolicon lolis exist too, baka!

>>165185
The only (legitimate) pedophile I've met was 13.

>>165196
What does it mean to be an illegitimate pedophile?

>>165189
OH GOD NOT THAT GUY

yourself

sayori

>>165103
I don't like Peta but I do like when people kick sand in the faces of stupid nerds with the truth

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

sniffing horse girl glue (´￢`)

>>165103
what if a wild horse gets injured? is it a nearly guaranteed death sentence?

seems like evolution didn't do well with them （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>165173
yes
horses are majestic, beautiful, powerful creatures with exceptionally overspecialized bodies built for moving around all the time efficiently

most broken bones are basically never going to heal right and the structure of horse legs means the other legs aren't really going to be able to take the weight properly (there are no muscles below the knee since anatomically, their knees are more like our wrists and heels lmao)
also, the structure of horse hooves basically being a fucked up big toe on steroids holding all the weight above sure is some shit lol

horses are also neurotic prey animals and do not deal with surprises very well and generally do not respond well to treatment attempts where they'd need to stay still (read: dealing with any kind of injury)

you get weird evolutionary cases all throughout the animal kingdom where a creature really should have evolved past a certain consistent problem and haven't because enough of the population regularly lives to reproduce despite it and thus it remains in the gene pool anyway lul