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Has heayuri ever fapped to what is considered "high art"
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Depends, does Gelbooru count as a renaissance museum? :sweat2:
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eh, its fappable enough (´人`)

*fap fap fap*
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high art rarely has manko in it so not really
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>>155735
I do it all the time!!!
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I have to Bouguereau and Boucher's paintings.
Also that one Titian painting with a dressed girl and a naked girl.
And pic related.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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What...im so confused...
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>>155765
it's the spirit of esctasy! just, uh, our own version (⌒∇⌒ゞ)

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How can I become more Japanese?
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help gaijin-san find his way to the johoku raiburari
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Drink so much your liver fails and so your skin gets yellow :nyaoo2:
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>How can I become more Japanese?

first get an indian passport, then they will let you in with open arms
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>>155455
How about actually visiting the country :D
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>>155608
Do you know how much that is? Japanse is well expensive, better start saving now!!!

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Ichigo Mashimaro shimeji (window sitters) used to exist, but do they still exist? I searched all over the internet and can't find any other traces of them.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/14309674/#q14310761
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281833510/#q281834268
There's supposedly an Ana shimeji in the above thread but 7zip can't open the rar.
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>>155638
Thanks for the offer to help. I'm really lost right now, and I'm going to take a break from working on this for right now. :cry:

I ran into problems just attempting to make it into an executable file that can be run by double clicking it, so I think trying to make a program that would alert us to new posts would be too complex for GPT-san and I, since I have zero knowledge of programming and am just mindlessly following his instructions. At this point I'm so lost that I have no idea which version of the code and the errors I should even show you...

I have uploaded the latest working version on up.heyuri.net if anyone is interested. You just run it by typing "python3 mypet.py mypet.gif" into the terminal.
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Why not use shimeji-ee? There's a bunch of forks of it on github too. https://kilkakon.com/shimeji/
Then you could find a shimeji that looks really close to heyuri-tan like yotsuba and edit it. https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%81%97%E3%82%81%E3%81%98/artworks?order=date
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>>155521
if you mean on the wayback machine it was "archived" in 2021 after rapidshit shutdown in 2015, and the .rar that downloads is 8 bytes of data
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>>155567
Where did u find dat?
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really want that one! (;´Д`)

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Settle a dispute I had with someone: Do you consider her breasts to be small, medium or large sized? :nyaoo:
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>>155342
What site is that @ tag for? I need her. I want her. I must fill her with my ball batter and baste a baby into that baddie.
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>>155685
its her twitter :smile:
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SEXOOOOOOO
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>>155683
yes, do it

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Why does sexting weirdos on teh interwebs never work out the way I want it to?
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>>155402
heyuri is the place to discuss everything, including cybersex
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>>155396
With image generation AI, unpredictability can be added with wildcards. You can have every danbooru tag, every word in the english language, every word on urban dictionary, etc. in a big text file, then have one or more of those words randomly inserted into the prompt. You could also set a percentage chance of the wildcard activating and how strongly the AI focuses on words added from the wildcard (which can also be a random number), so it can be precisely as unpredictable as you desire. This can surely be done with LLMs too.
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>>155405
unfortunately im too retardede to use ai so i blame AI for all my problems as a coping mechanism for being ignorant luddite
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>>155393
it's funny cos its soooo try :happy:
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>>155395
haha, been on this site for ages and never knew that

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When you get right down to it, picrel is pretty much what life is all about
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its all about teh simple things in life ヽ(´ー`)ノ
... :nosebleed:
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also food. you can't forget food
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I'm forgetting food... :drool:
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way too big
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do not underestimate skeletons bitch 💀
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💀Boned her good!💀
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skelepwn
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she's so dumb, she jumped once, got stabbed but apparently didnt learn her lesson and jumped again
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>>155713
I think that teh animation team wasn't creative enough to think of TWO distinct ways a competent agile fighter could get PWND by a bunch of slow enemies.
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She got boned for sure

Off-Topic@Heyuri
teh coolest plant (Huernia zebrina
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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is the flora plant PENISes in there gonna go in my wee hole
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looks like baby jesus's ANUS after his dad got done with it haha
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i have a strong desire to fertilize this plant
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What the hell is that flower called?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Music players are bad unless they have Chiyo!!!
Chiyo cute!!!
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>>155742
Me?

My main music drive, but it is quite scattered all over and there are some things that are not music too
Most are zipped flacs

I like hoarding
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>>155745
>zipped flacs
so do you not listen to them or do you forget to delete the archives after extracting them?
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>>155746
There is so much I will never listen to it all

I extract them to check out what I like and keep what I like, the rest gets deleted

I mean I keep the zips, but I pick what I like to have at hand
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I almost entirely listen to touhou or kiritan songs
I also like necro fantasy a lot and my attitude to it has not changed for almost a decade

https://up.heyuri.net/src/4658.wav ZAUBERSCHEIN (feat. Seyari) 42.90MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4657.flac [秣本 瑳羅] 桜花爛漫 39.54MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4656.flac [花咲あんな] アイノウタ 43.56MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4655.wav LUNARTANZ (feat. Selphius) 60.56MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4654.flac [Tsubaki] Sugar Sugar Dream 34.39MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4653.flac [Stack] SAMURAI GHOST GIRL, KILL! KILL! 32.10MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4652.flac [藤宮ゆき] 氷結娘 32.65MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4651.flac [幽閉サテライト] 華鳥風月 42.90MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4650.flac [Napoleon;艾斯裤裡衣母] 葬桜 33.20MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4649.flac [琴音] Border Line 36.25MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4648.flac [nekomimi style] 全裸幻想 (2016 Remaster) 25.69MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4647.flac [綾倉盟 & 市松椿] White Love 42.10MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4646.flac [瑶山百霊] 千ノ縁 38.96MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4645.flac [ゆっきー] ネクロファンタジア 30.81MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4644.flac [Faylan] Disillusion 29.80MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4643.flac [Tsubaki] Dut ~うさぎとびすてっぷ~ 33.55MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4642.flac [柊莉杏] 心風 32.47MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4641.flac [茶太] サド [佐渡の二ッ岩] 23.32MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4640.flac [ランコ] A Lavender in Valley 31.73MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4639.flac [愛原千尋, 愛原佑季] USAGIダイジョバナイ 37.43MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4638.flac [天遊,瑶山百霊] 桜風の誓い 38.06MB
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4637.flac [Stack] Black Mirror on the Wall (2021 Remaster)29.95MB
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m301.flac Blue Twinkle — Necro Fantasy. 60.44MB
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m300.flac [Toshimasa] そして今日も紅魔館の扉は開く 36.07MB
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m299.flac The Truth Fading into Smoke ~ Necro Fantasy 57.98MB
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m298.flac [NYO] 少女幻葬 ~ Necro-Fantasy (Simple Rock ver) 21.64MB
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m297.flac [Selphius] LUNARTANZ (2021 Ver.) 49.96MB
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m296.flac [茶太] 桜影彩艶 45.31MB
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>>155223
39chan.moe - cool vocaloid imageboard

Site Discussion@Heyuri
I frequently vow to myself never again to visit this place, because it makes me angry and depressed, yet I can't keep myself from coming back here. Call it an addiction.
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me too…:cry:
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very important /q/ post: anon cannot cope with the fact that he's a deranged weirdo that's into little girls! :kuma6:

but they are such /q/ties! they'll make you feel so good, OP! (゚ー`)
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once youre here you never leave :x3:
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Is this brother upchuck?
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why would heyuri make you mad or sad?

:sad::sweat:

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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update: I cleared all routes of the VN and it was great :biggrin:

stuffing all these in 12 episodes... Maybe I'll watch anime ver. someday to compare, but I dread thinking how much of the character plots were lost :sweat2:
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It had a button of Japanese web slang especially from 2000s 2channel. The built-in dictionary system was great for teaching each of them for n00bs. It was educative for me too :nyaoo-closedeyes:

So I'm also curious how did they do the translations for teh English version, probably they converted some slangs into ordinary language... On the other hand it would just be sad if they used 2010s 4chan slang :sweat2:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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OOH AHH, JUST A LITTLE BIT :dance:
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:sweat2::sweat2::sweat2:
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Goth Estonian? :love:

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is it just me or has the activity here spiked recently?
not that its a bad thing. im having fun :happy:
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I do not knmow!!!

Fun!!! I feel my feet and tip of nose tingling
い/ got my keyboard to the floor and I am guessing whether I typed things correclty because i Cant sit at this point :biggrin:

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so45014836
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>>155667
It does seem to have picked up a bit yeah

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Mine Yoshizaki: hahahahaha again! :biggrin:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Why was my thread deleted? :unsure:
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The worst thing about anonwaha is that he is probably bald and or fat. Being an absolute hitler of a moderator is #3
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I just screenshotted the above post and copied it to a hard drive which is no longer connected to my computer, I also sent it to 2 other people. Should be impossible for the waha-gestapo to take it off the internet now
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I'm neither bald nor fat, and I wasn't even the one who baleeted OP's thread :unsure:
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>I'm neither bald nor fat
Damn, my fantasy ruined... (;´Д`)
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let's try this again!
the best thing about anonwaha is that she has a flat chest and lieks to post it on heyuri...(´¬`)

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I have a bright idea

Let's do a virtual heyuri nomikai thread from time to time!!!

We would post what we are drinking and report on the state and share photos and listen to music and all fun things! No BBS has done it so far I think! GLORIOUS
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So depersonified yet bound to a body.
So full of childish joy but aware of duties.
No fear and pain of failure, loss, sorrow and death despite it being a certain.
Awareness yet no partisanship.
Shakyamuni sama and chemicals do wonders!

I begin to seriously consider psychedelics for an persistent and deepened satori state. I tried finding a fungus I would require for synthesis but I could not find it despite walking around fields for days in hot sun. Not this year! How unfortunate. :cry:

Nonde nonde! Asa made! :biggrin:

>>155648
Yay!!!! Yay!!!

>>155651
MOE! I used to check that place out once in a while but I never noticed it...

>>155654
Cutie cutie!!! Yayy!!!
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The actual question would be since most of heyuri is in the standard euro timezone or very near - would new world heyurizens participate?

East coast time is 6 hours behind europe. So if us euros started drinking at 24:00 then american clocks would at best be at 18:00. :unsure:
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>>155656
18:00 eastern US time is getting home right after work so like, that probably works out
and it's slightly better, it's -4 most of the time, and -5 the rest
we have 3 more timezones west of that though, so you may want to consider just encouraging daydrinking (´人`)

unfortunately for you lot, I don't booze at all drinking at home alone kinda sux (although I guess this idea would alleviate that lol), drinking while out is too expensive, and then all my friends live too far away and/or with their family and no one wants to go to drink and have someone not drinking because they gotta drive back

so despite having no aversion to drinking, it basically never happens ( ´ω`)
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i just got banned on another chan
reason: cancer :biggrin:
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I DO DRINK :biggrin:

raves and stuff used to happen, it'd be fun to have them again :dance:

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