this is so deviantart shit omg funny!!

sum blow

Anything I can type on a normal English keyboard and doesn't cause things to aspl0de

kanji of names of 2D girls, where the order is determined by their bust sizes

if you need that many variables, I'd just use words

>kanji of names of 2D girls, where the order is determined by their bust sizes
i'd liek to see this one LOL

sounds teh awsum

I dont know how different can noodles get
Japanese instant noodles taste same as spaghetti to me when they are both plain (´ー`)

>Japanese instant noodles taste same as spaghetti to me when they are both plain (´ー`)
coz it's teh flavoring/sauce/whatever that makes teh real difference

When I was a very wapanese teenager I made noodle soup with miso broth, eggs, seaweed and stuff. Now that I'm a sad ossan I eat them undercooked with ketchup on ( ´ω`)

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>>3143
Has he been impaled!?!?!

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https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/peaked_cap

the danbooru wiki is a very good resource

Rather than classifying by shape, caps in Japan seem to be classified by role/purpose, and don't inherently refer to a specific form. Some examples I've seen are kanbou (官帽; official/bureaucrat cap), seibou (制帽; regulaton/law cap) and gakuseibou (学生帽; student cap - I think this is what Raidou is wearing)

prepubescent girl turds with a side of menstruation sauce

>>130143
if the girl is prepubescent then who made the menstruation sauce? is there an older and younger sister working together in the kitchen?

I forgot prepubescent girls don't menstruate （　´_ゝ`）

But they can still naturally bleed! Let's go with her hymen blood

I FUCKING love vegetable salads.
It can be made with tomatoes or from cabbage, with black olives or canned mushrooms or green peas, with turkey or chicken meat or cheese, include vinegar and oil or sour cream.
Its rich taste 666x times better than your ポテチ. So why you still eat ポテチ? Its manufacturing factories must be CLOSED, EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

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slipping on a banana peel is the oldest trick in the book

>>130085
it accidentally stuck inside her

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>>130084
J-J-J-JAM IT IN!

slipped on a banan

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9001 times a day from his loli harem ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Over 9000 times.

Probably not often. He's too busy building a self-sufficient, strong, beautiful, functional, wealthy, free, fair and equitable nation for his people.

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perfect sized boobies

clop in hell

>IWTCIRD ヽ(`Д´)ノ
... I Will Totaly Cum Inside Ray Davies??????

youtube showed me my little pony porn when i was 12 and i blame it for all the extreme fetishes i got

carrots, thats wut i think

they're too vulnerable to thumbtacks

i think /a/irheads have doodoo brains (・∀・)

uh imgs funny, i go haha, text slow, i not read

TEXT!!!1!

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image board

image boar

>>130093
I never had sexx / gf / kissed anyone, and I really wish we had advanced home loli androids or Tinder.kids, public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes, cases like Maquia to become common—not aging, but retain all cute proportions (unlike what happens in reality now), or a land of such Maquias, to be isekai'd as a loli witch's slave, or into a non-aging loli among other cgdct fantasy iyashikei yuri lolis and so on... I'm with you! Cheer up virgin boi!

Also I think a man can have wife and still be into 2D. It's not that mutually exclusive, because real marriage is often disappointing.

Also I disagree with what that portraits cum guy is doing. There's special content for that purpose. Doing, or pretending to do it on such cute faces feels humiliating to me. These faces are for kissing.

>or Tinder.kids , public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes
I think the biggest reasons why marriages fall apart in western countries these days is because of all the promiscuity, and the high age of consent/age of marriage. Human pair bonding works best when it starts near the age of hitting puberty and marriages are far more successful and fulfilling when she's the only one you've ever made love with and you're the only one she's ever made love with. This is why countries like Iraq can have an age of consent of 9, but I'm quite sure anyone trying to set up a cafe with 9 year old strippers/prostitutes there would immediately be killed. A lot of people seem to think that waiting until their 20s when they've "found themselves", doing personality tests and shit, and dating dozens of people trying to find the most compatible partner is the best strategy, but I'd bet that just marrying random 12 year old virgins to each other (heterosexually) would actually produce much lower divorce rates and happier marriages.

absolutely. no questions asked.

I have one question asked: please may I have moar moist pantsu onigiri? (´人｀)

>>130109
just for you

>>130077
LOLI poop

>>130073
i LOL'd

Dear kaguya, please maek sweet sweet love to mei..plz thank you!

Dear Kagura

I am sleepy.

Sincerely Anonymous

Dear Kagunyaa~,

Please Nyaa~~ for us.
It will be very moé.

Thanks,
Pez

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blue-eyed blonde

little kud!

more than this will be heavy spoiler!