You can make them less gay by making your own DIY fire hazard vape with basic materials.
Go even further and make DIY vape juice (but this is much less dangerous, ultimately depends on what you make it from).
Hell - vape juice on teaspoon, no, tin foil and freebase it like coke!

>>130248
Yes, far more nicotine. If your vape juice has 20 mg of nicotine per ml, about 1 - 2 mg of nicotine will be absorbed in a single puff. A cigarette will deliver about 2 mg of nicotine total. So hitting a vape 5 times can have the equivalent dose of nicotine of smoking 10 cigarettes. When I vaped for the first time I got dizzy like I hadn't gotten in years.

This might sound bad but it isn't really as much of a problem as you might think. Your body develops a tolerance to nicotine quickly so very soon it ceases affect your cardiovascular system any differently than a smaller dose would. It's just more addictive.

The greatest (known) danger from vaping that I know of is dental decay. PG and VG dry out your mouth which creates an environment ideal for bacteria. I've taken to using mouthwash in addition to brushing and flossing.

There is the possibility that there are unknown health risks. PG and VG are safe to consume orally, but chronic inhalation of these substances had never been attempted before vaping was invented. So we have no idea what it will do. However, given that 90% of lifelong smokers will get cancer at some point, vaping would have to be really bad to top that. It's a bit of a gamble, and I'm placing my bets that lifelong vaping will be less dangerous than lifelong smoking.

If you don't use nicotine, don't start. If you smoke cigarettes, quit. If you fail at quitting, try again, and again, and again. Only then if you can't should you take up vaping. I'm going to try to quit vaping in the near future.

>>130256
So, i WAS right! Also i forgot to decide, i'd rather have ciggs..also..ROTTING TEETH FROM VAPES?!

>>130244
it was for your benefit, gayboy

>>130264
Cigs also rot your teeth. Not sure which does it faster, but I remember smoking giving me a dry mouth a lot so it's probably pretty similar, plus I think the tar stains your teeth yellow-brown on top of that.

i recall that instead of spaces i should switch between hiragana and katakana, would this be more correct?
あのんジャない!
カツラだ!

>>3242
>i recall that instead of spaces i should switch between hiragana and katakana
I am no expert but that should be fine to do. Although I would not do it for every word for each sentence. For example,「そんなこともあるよクロマ」. This is from a random panel in Acro Trip. Everything except for クロマ　is hiragana, and it's understandable. クロマ is the person's name and is written in katakana. If you would do the alternation, it would be 「そんナことモあるヨくろま」. Everything reads the same but the alternation makes the Japanese "off" in a way. You could do something like 「そんなコトもあるよクロマ」where the こと is written in katakana. Also for English, foreign, or bizarre words you should write it in katakana.

>would this be more correct?
It kind of depends on what you are trying to accomplish.
>あのん　じゃ　ない
>カツラ　だ!
If you say the translation out loud it would be like "I-am-not-anon! I-am-Katsura!" where each dash has a small pause. Spaces in Japanese give that kind of emphasis or pause before saying the next thing. They can also be used in scenarios where the whole sentence is hiragana but the writer wants to separate the word to make it understandable like for kids media. Comparing the OP to
>あのんジャない!
>カツラだ!
this one would be like "I am not anon! I am Katsura!" where if you say it outloud there isn't that added pause between each word. I hope that makes sense.

>>3243
thank you for the info
so if i understand this correctly it's not strictly necessary to alternate between hiragana and katakana to differentiate words (this is what i think after seeing the first japanese sentence you wrote)

>>3245
Yup it's not strictly necessary.

>>3246
すりくつぃじゃない!
カツラだ!

this is so deviantart shit omg funny!!

sum blow

Anything I can type on a normal English keyboard and doesn't cause things to aspl0de

kanji of names of 2D girls, where the order is determined by their bust sizes

if you need that many variables, I'd just use words

>kanji of names of 2D girls, where the order is determined by their bust sizes
i'd liek to see this one LOL

sounds teh awsum

I dont know how different can noodles get
Japanese instant noodles taste same as spaghetti to me when they are both plain (´ー`)

>Japanese instant noodles taste same as spaghetti to me when they are both plain (´ー`)
coz it's teh flavoring/sauce/whatever that makes teh real difference

When I was a very wapanese teenager I made noodle soup with miso broth, eggs, seaweed and stuff. Now that I'm a sad ossan I eat them undercooked with ketchup on ( ´ω`)

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>>3143
Has he been impaled!?!?!

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https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/peaked_cap

the danbooru wiki is a very good resource

Rather than classifying by shape, caps in Japan seem to be classified by role/purpose, and don't inherently refer to a specific form. Some examples I've seen are kanbou (官帽; official/bureaucrat cap), seibou (制帽; regulaton/law cap) and gakuseibou (学生帽; student cap - I think this is what Raidou is wearing)

prepubescent girl turds with a side of menstruation sauce

>>130143
if the girl is prepubescent then who made the menstruation sauce? is there an older and younger sister working together in the kitchen?

I forgot prepubescent girls don't menstruate （　´_ゝ`）

But they can still naturally bleed! Let's go with her hymen blood

I FUCKING love vegetable salads.
It can be made with tomatoes or from cabbage, with black olives or canned mushrooms or green peas, with turkey or chicken meat or cheese, include vinegar and oil or sour cream.
Its rich taste 666x times better than your ポテチ. So why you still eat ポテチ? Its manufacturing factories must be CLOSED, EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

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slipping on a banana peel is the oldest trick in the book

>>130085
it accidentally stuck inside her

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>>130084
J-J-J-JAM IT IN!

slipped on a banan

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9001 times a day from his loli harem ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Over 9000 times.

Probably not often. He's too busy building a self-sufficient, strong, beautiful, functional, wealthy, free, fair and equitable nation for his people.

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perfect sized boobies

clop in hell

>IWTCIRD ヽ(`Д´)ノ
... I Will Totaly Cum Inside Ray Davies??????

youtube showed me my little pony porn when i was 12 and i blame it for all the extreme fetishes i got

carrots, thats wut i think

they're too vulnerable to thumbtacks

i think /a/irheads have doodoo brains (・∀・)

uh imgs funny, i go haha, text slow, i not read

TEXT!!!1!

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>>130093
I never had sexx / gf / kissed anyone, and I really wish we had advanced home loli androids or Tinder.kids, public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes, cases like Maquia to become common—not aging, but retain all cute proportions (unlike what happens in reality now), or a land of such Maquias, to be isekai'd as a loli witch's slave, or into a non-aging loli among other cgdct fantasy iyashikei yuri lolis and so on... I'm with you! Cheer up virgin boi!

Also I think a man can have wife and still be into 2D. It's not that mutually exclusive, because real marriage is often disappointing.

Also I disagree with what that portraits cum guy is doing. There's special content for that purpose. Doing, or pretending to do it on such cute faces feels humiliating to me. These faces are for kissing.

>or Tinder.kids , public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes
I think the biggest reasons why marriages fall apart in western countries these days is because of all the promiscuity, and the high age of consent/age of marriage. Human pair bonding works best when it starts near the age of hitting puberty and marriages are far more successful and fulfilling when she's the only one you've ever made love with and you're the only one she's ever made love with. This is why countries like Iraq can have an age of consent of 9, but I'm quite sure anyone trying to set up a cafe with 9 year old strippers/prostitutes there would immediately be killed. A lot of people seem to think that waiting until their 20s when they've "found themselves", doing personality tests and shit, and dating dozens of people trying to find the most compatible partner is the best strategy, but I'd bet that just marrying random 12 year old virgins to each other (heterosexually) would actually produce much lower divorce rates and happier marriages.

absolutely. no questions asked.

I have one question asked: please may I have moar moist pantsu onigiri? (´人｀)

>>130109
just for you