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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
There is probably no model more beautiful than her in the whole world.
https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/lolidolls/images.php
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Cum on, prove otherwise. BJDs are the cutest, but you can't hug them, simply buy cute new clothes...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
and so... the truth comes out in the end (´ー`)
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:astonish:
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if you divorced an angel, i think god would be very unhappy :huh:

so... of course, you will love her and take care of her, right? :nyaoo:
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>>176595
of course I will
I was already worshipping her like a Goddess before anyway so it doesn't change much on my end (´ー`)
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bring me jihad, i must liberate myself from lolislam ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>176593
i am telling god on you and he is going to send your ass to hell for breaking his rules (´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Not jizzed on? What is this? :unsure:
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Is that the fluid from one of those toys? :unsure: I don't think you should drink that...
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waohwowo~ what chara is that btw? c-cute kawaii-combo!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
theres a neko girl on my Heyuri :nyaoo:
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how many challenge runs do i have to complete to unlock this limited edition skin
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>>176709
60000000000000000000000000000
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>>176709
hardest one is to get kagunyaa~ to post "nyaaa~" with his admin. It's possible, but only a few have managed.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hey you!

what are you doing right at this very moment!?!?!?
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pointlessly switching through tens of tabs as if I'm working on something :smile:
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>>176727
>>176728
That doesn't work unless she's pregnant, bakas. :rolleyes:

... oh wait. :glare:
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>>176730
>That doesn't work unless she's pregnant

Not true. Lactation can be induced by nipple stimulation alone if done persistently enough.
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posting a thread
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i am watching date a live!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
halp mah (;´Д`)
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no! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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to the milking farm with you little guy
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I luv these little fellas :love:
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If I were a kid, I would be scared. :worry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
one day.... you will have a hueg baldspot :x3:
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>>176707
but I wanna be a handsome rapist so it stops being rape after a few minutes and the girl I was raping becomes my gf
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>>176711
Fun fact: a girl will self-lubricate even if she is scared or disgusted. And the oxytocin and endorphins and shit will make the bitch think she loves you.

So if your gf ever tells you she's "not in the mood" you slap that hoe and mating press while choking her out. And if you don't have a gf go out and be a man, rape one into your life.
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>>176721
Thanks rapeman! :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176721
thank you good doctor

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ITS A HEAD HUMPER (;゚Д゚)
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That's my fetish .. :sweat2:
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>>176714
(´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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toire~
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>>176506
makes me wanna be the toilet ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>176558
But you would get p**p** in your mouth...
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TOIRE part 3: The empire strikes back
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Ah ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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delete this photo of me

Off-Topic@Heyuri
My daughter's birthday is coming up, she's going to be 9 soon. What should I get her as a present?

She's a bit tomboyish and interested in science. I was thinking I would get her a telescope so we can look at the stars together. There are ones that are under $150, but are they any good? I've never used a telescope before. I was also thinking I would get her a little plastic terrarium thing and a net so we can go catch bugs and frogs and things.
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telescope is fun for looking at craters on the moon with pretty high detail too, it doesn't have to be super expensive either ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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i think you can get a chinese telescope for 150 thats pretty good. maybe.
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>>176684
fine ill buy one so WE can look at the craters on the moon together
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>>176676
Thanks Anon!

>>176684
>>176685
>>176686
I'll definitely do some research so it's not a complete piece of crap, but a telescope + bug collecting kit it is! :happy:
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>>176690
Nice! good luck

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I don't play much games to speak, but I feel like people who care to play games are concerned about graphics too much

Just make a fun gaem like Japanese RPG games from a few decades ago with good music, interesting story/sexy characters and a world that would make me kill myself if I knew if I would reincarnate at.

Gaem or not I'm not really interested in what some ugly nigra FBI agent is up to :xp:
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its always people people baiting and haev fun calling modern games bad while they dont play games themself. Modern graphics can look absolutely fantastic, re9 is such an example. crimson desert looks insane good graphic wise. But totality agree with >>176671
that good graphics = good game, and this is in general an overall view amonger gamers. But having good graphics also make things a hell a lot of fun!

bf2 = 1000% better than bf6!
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>>176670
what this image is telling me is that i should keep dlss 5 (whatever that is) off
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>>176703
it's literally just a filter that makes your game look AI generated,
so fucking retarded...
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>peak
shut the fuck up please

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>4608
I"ll allow it
😝:cool:

working just to move forward sucks
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I lost where I saved what you finished on Koshka Sashka - Bpar
Could you post it again please?
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>>4611
Yea. Posting this again is probably the highlight of tonight; Absolutely undisturbed harmless request

https://voca.ro/1kflS05craIr
https://voca.ro/1kflS05craIr
https://voca.ro/1kflS05craIr

oi.
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>>4612
tnx bro!
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>>4614
no problem

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: m2-res_1100p.mp4
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2797966
cute :love:
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I will name him Gerard.
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I name him... Chef
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>>176682
Well I already named him but he can be Chef Gerard. Or maybe Gerard "Chef" [Lastname] if someone wants to come up with a last name also. :smile:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: 21584_001.gif
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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dodge this!:cool:
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>>176656
reminded me of darude sandstorm :sweat:
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>>176656
is that the best you can do? :yawn:
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>>176656
(;゚Д゚)

Site Discussion@Heyuri
the software we're running at https://up.heyuri.net/ is derivative from a japanese lineage of uploader scripts, which we have modified significantly. And recently we reworked it to be HTML5 complaint as well as new/improved features, which'll be available soon

its never had a name beyond "uploader", "up" and "2ちゃん uploader!". the last one may be confused with 2chan/futaba's file uploaders (and is harder to type).

so a unique name would be helpful

suggest some names ITT ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>70340
I second the idea of tenma, it should be something short, simple, and easy to remember.
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hOZBZj3o-san here
>tsuinteruappuroda?
Maybe, but it could also stay as romaji "twintail", Japanese people omit the "s", making it sound unusual in English so it still feels Japanese-ish this way
Existing examples for such naming is AHoge Editor (https://ahoge.heyuri.net/ ), or another similar uploader script that is called "STRANGE UPLOADER" by the Japanese.
If it were to go with this and Japanese letters, the alternative Japanese writings could be liek ツインテールあぷろだ or ついんて~るアップロード, there is room to play with it.

I would be happy with tenma too
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"baka, its not like I want to hold on to your files or anything!"

Tsundureloader
tsunloader
tsuntaker
tsunbin
loliloader
loliup
heyeriapp (we got an app)
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>>70339
twintail sounds really nice
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btw it has been updated

https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php

you can select more columns like the filename in settings too https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php?request=settingsForm

theres also a style selector on the top right

Off-Topic@Heyuri
"...Your wrists, ankles, knees and hips will be strapped to a metal frame to hold your body in that position. The frame is designed for doggie fuckin’, your ass up in the air, sex organs exposed, your tits hangin’ down on each side of a metal support bar, knees spread about twelve inches, position similar to that of a bitch dog in heat, right in the middle of the floor so we can set on the couch and in chairs, and watch. I’m going to rub canine breeder’s musk on your back, the back of your neck, and on your sex organs. Now I have three dogs. All of ‘em’s male, cause I don’t need any fuckin’ pups. One of ‘em is a very large German shepherd that is always horny, and he loves it when I bring him in the house to fuck a woman. After I let him in the house, he’ll sniff around you a little bit and, within a minute, he’ll be mounting you. There’s about a 50–50 chance which hole he’ll get his PENIS into, but it doesn’t seem to bother him whether it’s the pussy or the asshole. His PENIS is pretty thin. It goes in easy, but it’s about ten inches long and when he gets completely excited, it gets a hell of a knot right in the middle of it. Now I’ve had slaves tell me that it feels like they got a baseball inside of ‘em. It doesn’t take long. He’s gonna hump you real fast for about three or four minutes. And while he’s doin’ it, he’ll wrap his front legs around your chest to hold himself in position. And, in the process, he’ll probably scratch your tits up a little bit, with his claws. ..."
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Uhhhhhhhh wtf? :sweat2:

:sage:
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>>176650
Yeah...
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Lounge@Heyuri
i pooped five hours ago (・∀・)
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shoopdidy whoop
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poopcess :iyahoo:
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crapped my dacks
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brown waterfalls (・A・)
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Just took a poop that felt so good that I shoved it back up my ass so I could experience it again

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