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i got a tens 7000 off ebay coming in a few days and something to stick in my peehole foruda
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I dunno even what the fuck you are talking about (´人`)
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turning those things up even just a little bit hurts, i wouldnt recommend it.
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I think if you wear a few condoms and wrap aluminum foil or copper wire or something around your condom'd PENIS the rubber should reduce the amount of electricity from a wall socket to about the same amps/volts or whatever as an estim. Then you can take one end of an extension cord into bed, the bath, your car or wherever when you need to JO so it's pretty much just as portable as an estim but much cheaper. I've heard there's some charities that'll even send you free condoms if you tell them you're too poor to afford condoms but I don't know exactly how many you'll need to get just the right amount of electrons flowin' while you're JOin'.
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>>13949
you probably bought some cheap chinese one
they are probably no different from taping a fork to your PENIS and sticking it into a power socket, unless you're a masochist you have to spend a little more
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inb4 it fries your PENIS and ANUS

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Just so u know.
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o rlly? well... IM SUPER AWESOME
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Yeah? But can u do magic? lolico
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>>137759
ive got.... uh... SUPER MAGIC lolico

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*huf* Moooooeeee!!! *huf*
*click click*
Arghh! Heavy! *Huf*
*click*
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Heyuri.net
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Site down.(;゚Д゚)
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You did!
>WE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PENIS

Next we take your porn! Guess its kind of meaningless without a PENIS tho! x3
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>Guess its kind of meaningless without a PENIS tho!
where theres a will theres a way nyaoo-closedeyes
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WAIET MY PR0N!? YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR INCUBATOR!!!!
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>>137741
So if I've read it I won't lose anything?
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using qtips feels as good as fapping!

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>>137674
Footfriends, you need an intervention. closed-eyes
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what is better?
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>>137677
imagine not liking gurl feet ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>137680
a tough choice (;´Д`)
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yui is cute but I don't want toejam onigiri, even from her... ┐(゚~゚)┌

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>The charity fundraising event "Erotica will save the world" took place on August 25-26 in Shinjuku, Tokyo, allowing donors to... squeeze the breasts of adult film actresses from Paradise TV.

>Participants must be over 18 years old, will line up, register, pay money, disinfect their hands and... massage the actor's chest twice. If anyone doesn't feel it and wants more, they have to go through the same steps as above (ie continue lining up, paying money, disinfecting, ding ding ding... )

wish we had this in our cunt ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>137662
you are the retardest nigger in the nigger jungle ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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*squeeze*
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FOR ERO, BY ERO, OF ERO!
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imagine paying money to 3DPGdark
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the flat girl 💗

oppai is good but variety is better 😄

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Dreams do come true! iyahoo
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no, you haev to pay a fee to jesus if u want it to come true.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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If I die by someone cute, that's not so bad.
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PREPARE TO GET SPRAYED
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here it comes(`∇´)

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Sieg Heil ヽ(´ー`)
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moar
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I don't really have much in this genre (´ー`)
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treat or extermination 卐━━━(・∀・)━━━✡

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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DONT DROP IT
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*drops it*
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myammar villagers stealing a bomb from the giunta?
thats a pretty big bomb over ther btw, what type of armament is this?
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I was expecting them to drop it... sad

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shii
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I didn't know Japanese songs could be this fast... astonish
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Speaking of harenochiguu and songs, is there anyone on heyuri knowledgeable enough to know what this BGM is called?
It plays in quite a few anime, but the two examples in the video came off the top of my head. And before anyone asks, the two series don't share a composer.
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TEH FAST dance2
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i think they could be faster
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https://storylearning.com/fastest-spoken-languages

Japanese is teh single fastest spoken language nyaoo-closedeyes
u can find other researches besides the one I linked but Japanese's place doesn't change
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>>137647
Care to share, monfrere? glare2

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
tadaima
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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>>137611
smooth, symmetrical cabbage angry
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need moar cabbage...
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>need moar cabbage...
Hey, don't ask for the impossible!!!
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loli likes cabbage (゚∀゚

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WTF AN ALLIGATOR!?!!1glareglareglare
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exterior crocodile alligator
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>>137642
florida house decoration nyaoo-closedeyes
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tail is so strong that it carries the entire body without bending astonish

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GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! An tomato!
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Ahh... suteki...
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! ! !

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Hi
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o hai thar
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Hello!
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knock knock
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>>137649
anime peaked here
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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can u guys recommend me some anime like doujin work, gekishiken, andnogizaka haruka that show eroge and otaku/akiba-kei culture waha
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You sort of could tag No game no life but only first ep! x3 Worth watching tho.
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H-How could i miss OreImo! sweat3
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>>3884
I really liek NGNL too, and its opening dance
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dance2dance2dance2
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doujin work was kewl dance

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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