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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I currently have a crush on a character, and i really like them i think to an almost obsessive degree..whenever i see art of the character they canonically like with them, i get so upset i start to feel sick, like i will throw up! I’m also slightly obsessed with that character, in the way that i want to be exactly like them :sweat2:

can anyone else relate?
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lol that’s normal, i liked flandre for a bit when I was like 14
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my five wives have never canonically had a lustful or romantic thought about anyone other than me (and maybe each other), and I can't remember ever wanting to be like any character
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>>177028
This genre of "those who are past the gender ratio" is quite soft to the ANUS.
Maybe japan is just not very, Asia oriented? Meanwhile everyone has east, asia, like Polynesia, middle east .. all over. Are you sure you are even, an artist?
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yeah it kind of sux when they get a canonical boyfriend, though MCs can be exception if they are hetare characters I can self insert as :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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when i grow up i wanna be just like Mister Gentleman

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What does a bewb feel like? :glare:
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soft
can't give a better description

it isn't like onaho rubber
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squishy
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Like bags of .. sand .. :sweat:
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Just shave your man boobs and they will feel the same. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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like a fleshy sack of fat

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN.

sudaaa please publish juilet's naked model somewhere ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:mona2::mona2::mona2::mona2:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
So usually when I masturbate it's to those jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive (;´Д`)

It makes me feel like a degen guy sorta so I pretend in my head like I'm a guy masturbating because it makes me feel less guilty,,

I mean I'm not transmasc or butch or a top or anything but I'm wondering if anyone else does this ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍
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The words "autistic", "gay" and "loser" come to mind. It's super easy for girls to get laid even if you're a bit ugly so why waste orgasms by masturbating?
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>jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive
link some you like!

to answer your question I'd think it's just ordinary sexual guilt, maybe understanding that can make you feel better https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_guilt?useskin=vector

Also if you ever wanted male voices, below are some links I found
http://koekamisama.blogspot.com/
https://sleepholic6537.blogspot.com/
https://airavalky.blogspot.com/
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Autoandrophilia is kinda like this (´ー`)
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there's nothing to feel guilty about, you're a human being that has needs too. those asmrs aren't just for males! they exist for everyone to enjoy.
i think you just have some unresolved guilt you need to work through. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>'m not transmasc or butch or a top or anything

Please stop confusing yourself with all this dumb stuff.
People get off to what they like, simple as. Who needs labels.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How to plan art for 6/b/igit? No wait that's digit.
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>>177031
Am I asking one here? You d need more braincell to understand this reference. As in, memory
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>>177031
Also I do not enjoy my voice as much as your frequency of lolibating, so, well, look, the texts are, nvm.
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>>177033
you've grown timid (´~`) where's the anger? i miss your irrational self crazy kun.
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>>177035
>Timid
>Irrate-
Only when you start one on me, dumbass. Go on, clearly the basic stuffs are done for you. You just wanna, have shelters for free anyway. I mean, so does everyone.
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Zzzz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
is this a thing? :unsure:
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masaka... :worry:
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WE'RE GONNA GIVE THAT THEORY A THEORY
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wicked drink combo dood
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>>176991
>>176992
god bless that man o7

Girl Talk@Heyuri
consider the tyranny of the heater and the plug socket.
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a space heater?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i could! :nosebleed:
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sadily no, i only want to date a girl if shes cute, but true to be told, 3D isnt cute!
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ewww :xd:
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>>176946
i dont mind the appearance or if they talk fucked up or anything but a bad personality is a deal breaker, i cant date a mentally retarded woman
(picture is unrelated)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Chuck Norris finally got bored of living on this planet and allowed the Grim Reaper to escort his soul to the heavens.

...RIP :emo:
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At the gates of heaven, Chuck Norris lets Saint Peter in
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that hat is so fucking cool

RIP ;_;7
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>>176904
in his butt
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he just wanted to own the next life. he's alright! :cool:
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Rest in peace Upchuck

Site Discussion@Heyuri
What caused the dramatic collapse in activity that heyuri experienced over the last few weeks? I've checked the board in the afternoon, then came back in the evening and not a single post was made
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>porn threads or whatever and the people who make them. Or like random image macros with no comment
the worst kind of threads! (;´Д`)
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qA3lkdVI-san, you are dangerously noob if not malicious
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qA3lkdVI-san is right. Those threads are boring! You can only fap so much in one day
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I found heyuri when it contained a type of softcore content that is no longer allowed, so I don't feel like visiting that often anymore.
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proof that jailbaitfags only came here for jb and nothing else

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I sport a 6 incher and some people call that small, I don't know if they are memeing or not. Is 6 inches enough? :sad:
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>>176866
this girl's appearance made me the opposite of horny (´・ω・`)
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>>176955
this can't be right! all girls posting on Heyuri are virgin maidens who will also die virgins like the rest of us!
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>>176972
OP never said he was a girl
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>>176966
Oh please. You havent even held hands with a girl
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>>176966
Fucking a rotting possum does not disqualify you

Off-Topic@Heyuri
on my afternoon walk today, a mixed race-looking schoolgirl on the pavement stared into my eyes for a second and smiled. :blush: she was a little taller than her two white friends... so cute! ig my wardrobe rng must have been better than usual today, also got a compliment from a receptionist :happy:

maybe i shouldnt be sharing these moments with a place like heyuri, but it makes me so happy!
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That was me :) you looked cute anon
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>>176978
of course my gaze trailed down a little before we crossed eachother... i'd say they were almost medium-sized things
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wait whawt the fuck was that i posted and saw a little fairy flying around the page
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>>176982
you have been visited by the heyuri fairy. there is now a 50% chance tomo will you strangle you in your sleep
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>>176982
may yomi protect you.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Eat it... (・∀・)
not like its poisoned or anything... heh. (´ー`)
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>>176948
you need to drink more water maka chan... your pee is so dark :sweat:
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>>176957
Blood in her urine! :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Haruhi down! I repeat, Haruhi down!
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I wish more people would watch live actions of popular animu :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Haruhi up! I repeat, Haruhi up!
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>>176924
post links to some good ones then

Off-Topic@Heyuri
live sane, but with no waifu

OR...

live insane - all your perception is fucked, but with an waifu that also eats people
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>>176896
early on its obvious she's some kind of non-human entity but its only really explicit during other characters perspectives (which happen more towards the middle). the cover art and figures arent too subtle either
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naruhodo, thx for responding
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i take the first one
please
plase
please
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i would be happi~ with waifu right? i want happi~
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We had a thread on /lounge/ like this, and I think I pointed out even if you were happy with your beautiful Saya, she's still visible in her real form to the rest of the world. People would start wondering why people are going missing in the area, and if police knock on your door for information they'd be highly suspicious of the foul stench coming from your pus splattered house, nevermind the human remains in your fridge.

And let's say before you can be blamed, Saya kills them and you move. Someone is eventually going to see her, there would be an international hunt for this disgusting flesh demon and people will want to know why you're taking care of it. Constantly having to move and hide somewhere else is just too damn stressful!

Oh, and she's using your semen to make alien babies that will take over the world. She also dies in the process, so your love won't last long.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Not only will this inhibit buying figs from japan, but figurines and many other wonderful products are made of plastic, which is made of petrol! Fuck the world economy, unblock it for their sake!

On the other hand, Japan has alot to lose from this. If they go into recession and the Yen tumbles, we can probably get good deals if we act quickly while the Yen is weak
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>>176838
who knows how many wars could be prevented with a few under-teh-desk handshakes (゚ー`)
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History Is Made at Night
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>>176838
This is now my fetish. :happy:
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i will fly to instanbul if it happens!
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3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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kawaii~! she really manage 2 pull off teh lookz. Sometimes wigz looks weird, even more so when weird colors. Blond looks good on her! ^^

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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amondetauro
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
wahooo
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>>176767
prove it.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176799
WTF. hiro's chinese?! :glare:
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>>176888
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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