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Off-Topic@Heyuri
do you think.. they..? you know...
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young ivan was a proper chap
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Look at Ivan and his man boobs!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>194866
Nouveaux-riches always have bad tastes regardless of the country, me says
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>>194889
they don't got noone to tell them their tastes sucks ass because they had the moola

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Where have all the threads gone?
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>>194871
Guys ignore this thread. Kokonotsubas shitty code meant I couldn't see any threads besides the Cute Girls thread for a couple of minutes for some fucking reason.
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that has never happened to me
if it's something you can recreate, plz report - but what you see is really just a plain html page so it was likely an issue with your browser

KOKONOTSUBA'S CODE ISN'T SHITTY!!1
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be more specific

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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actually way cuter than the girls from cute girls thread :glare1:
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>>194834
oh, hai kaguya!
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it can definitely suck its own nipples
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kaguya would fux0r?

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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are you the kind of girl who dresses as a slut (slutty snow white, succubus, hawt vampire with deep V necks etc.) or the kind that dresses as "other" on halloween? :xd:
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I am teh gal dressed like teastein :kuma6:

And I am lesbian :happy:

And maybe our personalities are similar with teastein :rollseyes:
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chris chan cosu
so a slut!1!! :nyaoo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
MEAT
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delicious oumi-chan (´¬`)
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tf is that tree stump looking thing
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>194819
Muscle maybe?
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Take the hand out, it's a waste to just eat it (´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
My nigger left me キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!. This is my equipment to go get him back. Any other tips? do i need more equipment?
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bring watermelon :nigra:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>25897
why is his belly fat?
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>>24815
ur gae if u wouldnt hit that:nosebleed:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
CAN YOU SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPLES????
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too flat TnT
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Yes, but doing this feels strange :blush:
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can u do it again and report that feeling in detail for all of us.. flat chested girls, plz!

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:mona2:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
/J/!!!!!
you know how sum cockers have quite the interest with panties? kawaii pantsu? how about... :glare1: ... le genderbent phenomenon.

sugoi bokusa burifu... :nosebleed: why not? HOW not? you can see the o-chinchin's outline and how it leans to teh side when excited. berry erotic. why is no wan talking about this?? :drool:
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almost sweatpants season :saitama2:
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*inhales*
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>>2386
hazubando at home with no bokusa, only sweatpants !? :nosebleed:
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Yeah i get it, it just looks cool, personally i like the black boxers with lines, i wish my boyfriend wore boxers, but he prefers the smaller briefs, it can't be helped.
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hawt

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Pixel bitch. :biggrin:
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hello! :biggrin:

i gave this chick at work some peanut buttah crackahz last week while we were by the water cooler, but instead of falling for me shes been acting like a total bitch :rollseyes:

since then ive been hearing strange noises inside of my walls and im worried that something bad is going to happen to me very soon :worry2:

pls help 🙇‍♂️
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>>194766
PEANUT BUTTAAAAAAA
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>you shall face the consequences
is there nothing i can do? :cry:
what if i show her my peanut buttah crackah? :blush:
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>>194772
rookie mistake, she'll be asking for more before she finishes her first cracker :closed-eyes2:
the trick was to never offer a woman your peanut butter crackers, and you failed
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U BAKA. SHE WAS ACTUALLY ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER AND U GAVE HER ANAPHOLAXSYS IN HER ASS, AND TEH CO WORKERS SAW AND LAUGHED AT HER. NOW SHES TRYING TO POUR BLOOD ON HER PANTSU AND TRY TO SAY U RAPED HER :worry2:
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>>194772
does she eat the crackers?

Lounge@Heyuri
https://www.oecd.org/en/publications/pisa-2025-results-volume-i_73451bc5-en.html

Education performance continues to decline, with huge drops in reading

I think kids' reading skillz getting lowered is expected with how "obsolete" it's getting all around, but bad reading comprehension doesn't help with other fields either
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it makes me really sad, the degree to which the whole world has been enshittified post-covid is evil beyond words. at least the kids feel like they belong in school a little more in some places.
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>11% reported trusting scientific evidence without verifying sources
i feel like that percentage should be higher (´• ω •`)
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>>15946
If anything, that 11% are better because they have the capacity to admit they do not properly verify sources, have some understanding of what that process should entail, they simply do not do it. It's something.
The actual percentage is definitely higher, but they are the ones who fail to recognize that they aren't really verifying.
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>>15952
i didn't think about that, you're right

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Location: Krakow, Poland
Date: October 17th (And afterparty on 18th of varying attendance!)
Invitees: Anyone who wants to come ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Attendees: Rabbitfield [Confirmed](Probably), (Me)* [Confirmed], Kaguya [Possibly]

Why Krakow?
Because the bulk of Heyuri's users are concentrated in Europe and the Middle East, with an apparent plurality located in Poland. We have multiple swedes and some brits too - if you live in those two countries, keep in mind krakow is like, a 50$ ryanair flight away.

How do I prevent myself from being raped or something else bad happening?
That won't happen. Worst come to worst, Kaguya will protect you, as he has a legal obligation to protect all Heyurizens.
Realistically, the only people willing to attend will be Heyuri oldfags who you've probably spoke to anyway (´ー`)

What will we do?
Eat, drink, hang out, n stuff ヽ(´ー`)ノ bring your computers, we'll probably have a LAN party too.

Where at?
Probably in whoever has the nicest hotel lobby or something [idfk?]

Wat do?
If you are seriously interested, please let us know in this thread ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Whether you will attend anonymously or not, you should use a tripcode to facilitate coordination as the days come close.

But I don't want my face associated with this site
We'll have a no camera policy... and unless one of the fellow attendees happens to be your HR supervisor, no one should find out ( ̄ー ̄)

*Some people won't want to associate their face to an online name. I'll attend without saying who I am and a few others probably will too.
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I really want to come but I am just a 8 yo little girl. And my family is very afraid for my raep probability. (I hate my family, ヽ(`Д´)ノ I want to be raped by kaguya, and maybe hachikuji)

But maybe I send my 9 yo friend to you.
But I have one condition.
raep to her and creampie her and no clean her, I want to lick your cums from her pussy. :biggrin:

And a pic from me, for apologize you.
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>>194702
>I want to lick your cums from her pussy.
gae but hot
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>>194704
this is sesbiané lexé man!
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actually what are poland's laws about loli?
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>>194803
illegal possession distribution production of images that portray a "minor in sexual acts", also prohibited displaying or viewing if its for sexual gratification

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hello, i come from the future
ask me anything ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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in the future, is the government on the brink of being raepd?
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>>194717
I AM THE GOVERNMENT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
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Heyuri’s own John Titor
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>>194717
i wouldn't do that if i were you
new laws have created a new type of crime, called simply "terrible crimes", basically if you commit one such crime the police is allowed to kill you on the spot without going through courts and one of those crimes is rape

they were created to ease the burden on the justice system so that we won't waste months or even years of trials for crimes that are and I quote "unforgivable no matter who did it, when they did it, how they did it or if they did it at all"
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>>194802
RAEP! RAEP! RAEP!

IF WE ALL UNITE, THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Illya without her maid :nyaoo2:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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jeezums fucking crikes
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she has homophobia eyes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i hate you. why do you have a my melody mattress. i want it. im jealous. DIE.
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>>194794
[It doesn't seem close to hatching.]

3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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