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ZOMFG MORE FLIES!!?
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DIE FLIES DIE :angry:
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Good thing my digital flyswatter is super effective. :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Putata's creator drew this
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repost is prohibited!! you're going to jail!! :angry:
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>>155749
bit harsh?!?
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bit harsh :<
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Off to jail for you

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Kagy Kibble
It's just what a neet needs!

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BUY BUY BUY
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I'm still waiting for kaguya to show his ANUS on heyuri.
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>>155547
human safe..where have I heard that before????
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this is SO COOL
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where do I get a refund???

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How do I waterpole???? :unsure:
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i liek water sports :drool:
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WATER
POLE

Off-Topic@Heyuri
The mid 2000s was the happiest time in my life. I was ~16 years old and spent all my time tinkering with computers and computer junk and browsing the internet, linux forums, old imageboards like iiichan and wtfux and the old 4chan.

It makes me especially happy that I'm able to post this from my extremely crappy old netbook from an extremely limited web browser. An experience I haven't had since like 2008.
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This site is like the Neverland, where you can cling to the same hobbies, words, and style you loved as a teenager, even if you notice gray hairs are starting to show up :biggrin:
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I didn't realize Heyuri worked in linkz, kewl
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I love Heyuri too <3
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:saitama:
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What's your xfce theme? Looks great!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
GIVE US DELICIOUS FLIES!!!!!!11111!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I love this picture of a sunbathing cirno... it's just so mesmerising ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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tanned BAKA
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CUTE!!!
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>>155896
i luv tan lines so much
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
(;´Д`)
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>>155920
thank u spidder

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Kyaaaaaa!!!!! Σ(゚д゚|||) Theres a bug in here!!! eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Noooooooooooooo la polizia noooo :cry:
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El shitposting hispano es una frontera del internet que muchos ni siquiera conciben en lo más recondito de su imaginación :ph34r:
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>>155899
let's hope it's not considered as rule 8 faggotry :closed-eyes: cuz the language is inherently funny :biggrin:
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um.. the 1080p version looks like 380p

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm not sure if it's because I made my first decision different, am lucky, or cleared enough of the other routes, or a mix of these... but finally I met :waha:

not on her route this time though :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Finally! :iyahoo: :waha:
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yay!:waha:
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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IKE IKE! 🍓

Flash@Heyuri
:dance2:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Japanese women are so polite, honorable and clean!
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>>155813
a girl's mouth and VAGINA are full of germs so not eating her poop because of germs is just as gay as not kissing her
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>>155813
clean societies sexualize filth
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>>155829
I wonder if third worlders fantasize about sex on a bed made of soap, while servants spray them with warm soapy water like in a car wash the whole time
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>>155834
In my experience, they mostly sexualize guro
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
:dance2:
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Flash@Heyuri
:dance2::dance2::dance2:
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Lounge@Heyuri
you guys know Counter Strike: NEO? A japanese exclusive arcade version of cs?

There's a visual novel: https://web.archive.org/web/20090203170836/http://www.csneo.com:80/wm/
It was called: Counter Strike NEO: White Memories.
It was flash-based, and released for free on Namco's site at the time. I have every chapter up to 12, but i'm missing Chapter 7. I think most archives are missing it too.

I do also have a copy of the server/arcade software for the actual normal game if anyone's interested, but i'd like to ask if Heyuri could help me find Chapter 7 of this obscure ass visual novel. Maybe even... uh, translate it too?
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All my memories are white memories
Because I'm white!

And because they're all about cumming!
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It's not the flash itself, but there's a video of it here: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7178762
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>>14986
>All my memories are white memories
>Because I'm white!

tsand tall and be pround of who yuo are :purin:
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>>14987
That'll do! Thanks a ton for the find.
I'm thinking of remaking the vn in Ren'Py, but given the game has a few more complexities above simple text (apparently theres a shooting section at some point of the game (;´Д`)) im a bit worried as to if it'll be fine.

I do know a bit of Ren'Py but don't know much about the getting to coding parts that aren't just shoddy dialogue. And even then, I still dunno supreme nihongo that well just yet. I'll drop a link somewhere to the source code whenever I get started if anyone wants to help (but uh, dont expect much (´人`))

Flash@Heyuri
I gotta finish my whiskey
gotta polish off this bottle
even though it's 70%
I gotta finish my whiskey
gotta polish off this bottle
even though it's 70%

I gotta finish my whiskey,
before my wife finds out,
that I’ve been drinking again.
I gotta finish my whiskey,
before my wife finds out,
that I’ve been drinking again.

I gotta finish my whiskey,
gotta polish off this glass,
if she catches me again, she’ll be kicking my ass.
I tried to spray some cologne,
to hide the smell on my breath,
but then she said I stank
like a brewery of death!

I told her I was “fasting,”
just water and some tea,
but then she saw me stumble,

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