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>The Nanjing Sister Hong incident is a scandal that emerged in July 2025 involving a 38-year-old man from Nanjing, China, who allegedly posed as a woman, "Sister Hong," and has engaged in sexual acts with hundreds of men. The encounters were reportedly recorded, and the videos subsequently circulated online.
>The incident came to broader public attention when these explicit videos began to be shared and sold on various online platforms. The scale of the videos and the number of men involved quickly made "Sister Hong" a viral topic on Chinese social media. While initial online rumors claimed that over 1,600 men had been involved, police dismissed that number as an exaggeration. He operated by offering "free sexual services" to lure men, forgoing cash payments in lieu of gifts such as peanut oil, fruit, milk, or a small appliance. The victims included college students, young professionals, gym attendants, and foreign nationals. To profit from the video footage, he created an online group where he shared the clips, charging a 150 yuan ($20) membership fee.
>Some individuals reportedly returned on multiple occasions to engage in sexual activity with Sister Hong. Media reports described certain visitors as well-dressed and physically attractive, using terms such as "little fresh meat" (a colloquial phrase for youthful, good-looking men) and "high-quality straight men."

https://cybernews.com/cybercrime/sister-hong-scandal-telegram-tiktok/

well the good news is that from now on nanjing will be remembered with this incident instead of the rape of nanjing that happened in 1930s :lolico:
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>>153058
japan has gachimuchi
america has thug shaker
chile has animan studios
china has sister hong
brazil has jailson mendes

literally every country on earth is fake & gay
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thats cuz all teh real countries are inside teh earth!!>>153062
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>153062
islamic countries don't have anything like that
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>>153068
Turkey has heyuri.net
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necrofag was expelled and the power vacuum he left attracted scandalfag

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Guys, I don't know what to do. I bought a compooper at a yard sale from some dirty old man. It's one of the newer ones, yknow, won of the newer ones. Of the whinedoughs 11 variety.
I bought it because my mainline is really old and I can't successfully use python scripts on it. Well I cant use them on this clunker either!
I guess python's shitty on windoes all around. I'm not a linux, please help me tech wizards. All I want to do is scrape this part of this manga site https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/incest and make a torrent of it. I tried using hakuneko but it only downloads stuff from mangadicks.
we've established some things! namely, python doesn't work! it dudnt work! it doodnt work!
some kind drother made a script, and said he'd even make a torrent of all the scan scans! ooh~! how kind kind!
but he DIDN'T! wwAAA! I guess it's because the thread died :cry:
So I made a new one! :happy: hope everyone doesnt mind. I'll just wait for github-anon to post the torrent magnet :tongue:
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>>153015
no one ever taught me..
its hopeless thou. im not on linux.
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It doesn't matter if you're on Linux or Windows - the command line fundamentally works the same way :sweat2:
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>>153017
maybe watch a youtube video on how to use pythong

Your fortune: Good luck

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none of the scripts ever work for me
they're either outdated or use different commands. its so tiresome
I just want to read manga. Why cant a program like hakuneko just work?
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yayyaywowcheewowow

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>Less mainstream sites tend to have weirder content
Blatantly wrong.
Most of the time, smaller video sharing sites are geared towards 60+ year olds who haven't grown mentally since the height of the satanic panic, thinking they're on their way towards "cracking the case" in regards to "da ebil pedos in hollyweird!!"
You wont find any refbatch's on a website like that. The best you'll get are roblox gore videos or something as equally underage-autist-friendly on websites like vidlii. YouTube's basically just one giant stream-of-consciousness sort of deal for schizophrenics. Beneath the scumsucking AI tiktok video essay hustle bustle so and so babababa, there's gold. The other sites though? You'll find nothing but the aforementioned garbage.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Bidenclaus comes to save da day!!
https://youtu.be/e_LH2E6ffwE
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>>153011
thisvid has the weirdest shit I've ever seen, and speaking of roblox:
https://thisvid.com/tags/roblox/
I challenge you to find any channel, playlist or search term on youtube with results as weird as that
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>>153021
that's a porn site, not a youtube competitor.
also fetish porn's only weird to you if you're five.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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KAPOW!!!
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BANG
ZOOM
STRAIGHT TO TEH MOON
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Rude!
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She wanted drive teh car.
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The most deserved SLAP in anime history. HOW CAN HE SLAP?! :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
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I am the clock that the website refused.
The individual the Coolboyman
That made Webnazis hate the Jews

I am the fart that makes ur butt real tight
The same fart the Disney’s Genie told in jokes before you slept every night

I am the wrapper in Bazooka Joe comics, not the gum
I tell the funny jokes about your dad not your mum
Who’s even real about the sum
Vote five and not the one
And I will stay a clock and keep it real, everyone

Newgrounds shit, clock clock clock
Newgrounds shit, clock clock clock
Newgrounds shit, clock clock clock
Newgrounds shit, clock clock clock
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how do i find more pictures of girls (preferably lolis) doing this with their pantsu? is there a tag on the boorus for this specific thing?
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ugh... can any girl heyurizens tell us how that feels? looks painful.
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>>153027
too bad i didn't get it from a booru!
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>>153027
thanks dude!
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Kill yourself pedophile.
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live a happy life pedophile.

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i luv math, i think pie taste awezum!! :biggrin:
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Delicious pie
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I Lol'd

pie is awsum :dance2:
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>>152969
lolwut i teh retaeded? :unsure:

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Testing thread creation

Also, behold the onacube!
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does it have an ANUS side? (・∀・)
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i didnt know fleshlights had multiplayer features :astonish:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Posting a new thread!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I LUV TEH FUCKING INTERNET TOO!!!! 💗

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Can i open request here.
you can name ten things at once
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1) Lemme get a number 9. Fat boy
2) Gimme a number 9 just like his!
3) Lemme get a number 6.
4+5) I'll have Two number 9s
6) a number 9 large
7) number 6 with extra dip
8) a number 7
9+10) two number 45s, one with cheese
11) and a large soda

I hope this isnt too much.
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1) Heyuri
2) Heyuri
3) Heyuri
4) Iruyeh
5) Heyuri
6) Waha~
7) Heyuri
8) PENIS
9) Chiyo
10) kagunya~
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draw a loli peeing and pooping somewhere interesting (not on the toilet or floor)
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Jackie Chan
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>>152828
>you can name ten things at once
all languages are necessarily sequential s-so... sorry!

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MEIDO FAITO!
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>>152938
i need a meido faito movie
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what are they fighting for!?

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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>>152941
a girl worth fighting for!

3D Girls@Heyuri
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I love seeing JKs being goofs and generally having fun. Please post more.
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I think it's just a case of natural loli face - she says she's 18 at the start of the video
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>>1065
You know the fact she felt the need to say that probably means she isn't...
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>>1066
lol, it's literally just because she looks like a minor you moron
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>>1058
please do u have moar like this
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I miss nashikouen so much. I am lost without
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you got me
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So can we expect to see it back now that the domain is bought? I had some OC I was going to make for it before it went down that I can still make
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nau would not approve of this goatse
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We're so close.
im going to go show some of my firends if it comes up

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Uh... Marge?
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Doh!
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Doh!
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(annoyed grunt)
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Bart get out I'm piss

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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wtf korean banana (;´Д`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Before, I was too distracted by other problems to seek out love, but recently I've been getting feelings for far too many different people I've met. It's confusing. Makes me feel kind of sick.
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Why not embrace it? It's only natural :biggrin:
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>>393

to every princess, a prince is waiting, but he might be a frog when you find him. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>394
I don't think I can get away with dating all of my crushes at once! also I'm not even sure which of them I love.
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>>396
You can just decide to not be in a set relationship for now and just hang out with the people you want to and do whatever you feel like doing in the moment.
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>I don't think I can get away with dating all of my crushes at once!
Anything is possible! Believe in the reverse harem!

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Wobbly bewbs~ :drool:
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If heaven was a GIF, this would be it :nosebleed:
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boobaah

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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They're great fun, and the one here's free! I take a notpad, write down the names of stuff I want to learn about, then I can use a library computer and write notes about them. It's a bit like a pre-built memory palace. If I keep at it long enough, maybe I could take people on dates there, impress them with fun facts about all the exhibits! When was the last time you visited, heyuri?
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I love museums, particularly dinosaurs, i love the museums with the large dinosaur statues. :biggrin:
Writing down stuff to look up later is a great idea, i never thought of that before, lol
Last museum I went to was a local museum that just had historical stuff about a certain town. Those small museums are pretty cool, its sentimental seeing a community's history, kept by the community. :foruda:
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>maybe I could take people on dates there, impress them with fun facts about all the exhibits!
dates are foreplay so I hope that museum has some really sexy exhibits
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>dates are foreplay
:unsure: huh???
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I like the museums with airplanes :biggrin:

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