>>4287
I've never seen one before. Noone has!
But I'm guessing it's a forced meme.

id like to say i watched it until the end, but im not sure if i did (;´Д`)

>>169610
OK I’ll get an NSFW one :3

>>169610
How is this guy a respectable adult with enough money to buy dakimakura while I'm a dame dame niito!? > idk I just am

>>169610
Never owned one soooo

You can order customized dakis from vograce
No idea what their stance on loli is but if it's sfw anyway, then...? ┐(´人｀)┌

>>169618
Thx, Kona Rulez, if I were to make a wish it would be 2 fuck her IN THE VAGINA

>>4288
I like this moar 2

duuuuude
you almost had it at 64x64 (;ﾟДﾟ)

<24mb -> 12kb
Dude, do you have to go overboard into one extreme at a time?

>>4334
You are just jealous over his perfect optimization

>>4334
that's the good part!

Thanks doc

arigatou sensei

Thanks doc

Thanks Doc

Thanks doc

monty python and the holy grail
Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1&2

bill and ted's bogus journey

>>169550
>>169553
Funny, When Nature Calls and Bogus Journey were two of mine as well, but I actually never saw the first films in either series.

I also liked Zoolander a lot. My family had the DVD.

The Neverending Story
The Prince of Egypt
Any of the James Bond movies
Classic monster movies like Frankenstein, Nosferatu, Creature From the Black Lagoon, etc.
The Lion King
Mr. Bean (TV show I know)

>>169550
These

Had this in DVD, used to watch it again and again. Good times

>>169399
images like this prove that AI art is more artistic and beautiful than most human art

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>>169401
Not everything has to be uguu kawaii styled shit.

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I want this too :333

Not me, sorry, I only use Discord, Matrix, Session (on PC).

Fed

it would be cool if we exchanged phone numbers and texted CP to each other haha, then the mods couldn't stop us!

>>24246
FED, who goes “let’s share: blank, I would be so fun!” On Heyuri it kinda sounds like a robot or something (o_O) ?

>>24247
>Discord
spyware
>Matrix
MITM attack
>Session
Nodes all controlled by feds

>Isn't porn on b banned? I kinda wanna be able to browse this site without worrying about being on a list
...wat? Pr0n has been posted here daily for almost 6 years

>>169569
There was an announcement saying "Attention, porn is now banned on b" a few weeks ago

>There was an announcement saying "Attention, porn is now banned on b" a few weeks ago
LIES

>>169575
Here >>161407
Now you are being fined 200 lolis. I hope your mod salary covers that

>>169566
I was in fact, kidding. I don't have OBE's, but I do have dissociative mystical experiences. A feeling that I am no longer myself, and that I've become a spirit hidden in everything and I only happen to be looking out from this one set of eyes.

>>169463
Did you take this yourself?

fu/j/oshi (´￢`)

Your fortune: You have cancer

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You know the Japanese BBSes where there are regional boards girls post their locations in deserted places, awaiting to be "raped" there by fellow users of the site?

I want that but in my language.

>>169543
link em

oooo wait, I’m retarded, lol.

Idunno

>I want that but in my language.
That's what https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/ is for

naisu! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Cyn I love you.

Who is this character? She's cute...

it's funny, as /hack is a serie i known for over a decade but i am also in teh "ignoring it all these years" phase.

maybe i should watch teh anime? I don't think i've teh energy to dive into 5 games Where does one even start watching?

>>5901
just watch .hack//sign and go from there

i remember feeling kind of naughty buying the manga back in the day, because blackrose has her little boobies out and the romance in the manga is incestuous, but it turns out no employees at bookstores read the manga they sell so i was not judged

but does it has cute moé characters that ease my soul after working for a long day?

>>5904
Well there's certainly moe characters, but the story itself isn't moe. I mean its not like some intense seinin or something, but its got the usual action and sad stuff you'd see in an action/adventure series. So it might not always be happy/cutesy enough for after work unwinding like slice of life is.

...although the .hack/4Koma probably has enough humor to counteract any dramatic and sad parts, so maybe go with that? ( ´ω`)

That's what happens to kids who the stork don't deliver
(I think it was some russian guy operating a ransomware ring using Chiyo Penguin, but I don't remember the specifics)

This man posts them! He wants to sell you JS collections in order to feed his family, look! He can't keep going like that

>>169471
*nabs phone*

>>169454
Its a honeypot

>>169471
he lost his will,
and his hair

>>169512
>nothing that bad happened in 25 and 24
Most of what I felt was related to "the internet being more regulated and restrictive" and "internet people becoming even more stupid"
E.g. "the online safety act" and flamewars

Are you thinking of stuff like world wars and economic collapse?

meh it'll be fine... probably

>>169515
There will always be a place for flame wars and idiots on the internet, the important part is finding a cozy place away from the crazy people

I think laws like the online safety act would affect mainstream social media, but then you have sites like AO3 that were founded on the idea that if its not illegal, I should be allowed to post it. Like they have an army of lawyers or something. I wouldnt be surprised if theres other sites like that. I know some YouTubers got sick of dealing with YT and made that Nebula thing but I dont think its a more guarded alternative per se.

Anyway, finding or creating niche places online and gatekeeping them is how you keep good places for different sorts of people. Idk if gatekeeping is the right word but w/e

>>169530
>sites like AO3 that were founded on the idea that if its not illegal, I should be allowed to post it. Like they have an army of lawyers or something.
lol, nobody in power gives a fuck about fanfiction. The kinds of sites that need lawyers and an army of ddos mitigation devs are sites hosting something that pisses off some powerful group. Like sites hosting leaked government docs, or conspiracy theories about epstein island before that cat was already out of the bag.

>>169531
You dont have to be a big power to threaten a lawsuit, AO3 was founded because LiveJournal got threatened with lawsuits for some old gay fanfics. LiveJournal and FF.net both deleted a bunch of stuff.

The people in power arent who I generally fear, I generally fear weirdo individuals who wanna be stalkers or harass people. And those are the kinds of people who harass sites to try and get them to delete stuff. Like when Collective Shout went on a campaign to censor Steam and itch.io got fucked up in the process.

Any site that gets a lot of traction needs protection from angry internet sperg mobs. Same general idea behind why the average person needs a lock on their front door.

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Atpyk

DYKE FEET

>>2182
おい、あのサンタのやつだぜ

i'm very sorry for speaking english

>>2182
i dont understand what this sentence means at all （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>2183
does this mean
"hey, that's santa's "thing""?

>>2185
たぶん"Oi,he is that santa guy"の直接機械翻訳だろう

Hey, they're real sorry and stuff, alright? https://blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-2025-outage/

>>169500
nobody really believes that this was "deeply painful to every member of our team" right?

>>169495
i actually fucking hate cloudflare

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I'd rather start my own private loli militia with my PENIS

reporting for duty sir !!

i am not dying in a no man's land just so you can have a dick-measuring contest with the SLA

B-but I'm not a loli...

Reporting for duty! 7

>>169330
I USE FIRFOX, DDG SUX.

>>169345
i just woke up

>>169266
USE GNU/LINUX OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING GNU PLUS LINUX FAGGOT

>>169517
FAGGOT????????!!!!!!!!!! Where

>>169520
Where :3