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Off-Topic@Heyuri
At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;´Д`)
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Thin girls are great for artistic beauty purposes, but when it comes to actual sex I love hambeasts.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Would you stick one of these robotic fuckers on your purse like a labubu? :kuz:
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(´・ω・`) do they have cameras inside?

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>>189946
>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

Off-Topic@Heyuri
are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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>>190171
Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. ( ´¬` )
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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lep pozdrav

Off-Topic@Heyuri
has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?
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>>190148
oh wow looks like we have a detective genius here
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>>190151
heh. you got that right, faggot ( ̄ー ̄)
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>>190140
In high school
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I'm sure it happened at some point but can't recall it right now
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they called me jesus then they called me faggot

Off-Topic@Heyuri
let us play twinkle star sprites together
its on sale for a dollar
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Now thats a real videogame
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>>190134
its coop
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>>190133
You can also play it on Fightcade. I'm down any time.
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>>190173
thatll work
do you have a contact?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Someone here mentioned this manga a few months ago. I recently read it and wanted to thank that user for his recommendation 🙇‍♂️

I really enjoyed it
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(posted here instead of /a/ to hopefully catch that users eye)
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that was probably me(´人`) glad u enjoyed!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
I save pictures of hot glue figs for the nice loads. :purin:
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I want to lick clean :dark:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
have you ever seen/used any unusual beauty products/trends?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i am white and do aegyo sal semi frequnetly, which is slightly unusual. Its a little tough to do but i learned to accomodate my eyes. The trick is to put it slightly higher than where your natural fold is
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i used to take acne pills as a teenager, and i shudder to think what that crap did to me, those things screw with your hormones and all kind of bizarre things, someone could have just told me to eat less garbage and sleep with a towel on my pillow, but everyone was a cattle slave back then and didnt know better
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i used to moisturize my face with raw milk and i only stopped because raw milk doesn't last long enough to keep just for my face
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I use Yaman's red light laser therapy, it helps with my face a lot!
I also drank bird's nest drink for some reason. ( ´,_ゝ`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
:3
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nya
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>>9181
Cat girls make me happy
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nekomimis are blood and soul, sunshine in teh darkest moment of earth when we stare into the abyss. :x3:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Cute@Heyuri
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>>9158
What anime is this from?
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>>9242
ichigo mashimaro
watch it, it's good! (´人`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
(; ´ ¬ `)
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slob butt ( ´ω`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
TOUCH MY JOYSTICK, BITCH. :biggrin:
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I would like to spam her buttans

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:emo:
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LINK'S SHOTA BALLS!
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post shota link
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why is zelda talking about himself in 3rd person?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
woah calm down edgelord
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"dood what if we ate poop and fucked a monkey"

its 2026, college students do this every week
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I wish he was a girl:drool:
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a true scholar

Off-Topic@Heyuri
WHERE CAN I FIND OLDER SCREENCAPS OF 4FUCK!? ARGH! *flips over table* (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ COCK!
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PEANUT BUTTER
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Let's try making this same cat post today, and see how quickly someone posts scat
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>>190106

LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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>>190105
I expected that, but I didn't expect a dead thread >.<

Off-Topic@Heyuri
fuck you hormuz
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>>190095
no refunds lolololol
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kyutebey

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