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Off-Topic@Heyuri
better than evangelion :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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All these eva-likes were a friggin' joke. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
the pleasure of being cummed inside
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ive never been
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>>185230
been where?
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been dover
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>>185230
i can help with that
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I'd bend over for some yaoi bishonen fantasy Prince, but I'm literally radfem levels of sick of men, so I have to date girls

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I'd really like to be treated like this by a cute girl (´・ω・`)
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I can never understand the appeal of the dominant girl. Why do you like it? Does it not feel pitiful and humiliating to be bossed around? To feel like the target affection cares nothing of you.
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im too much of a softy to be mean to people for no reason
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This will never happen. So arguing about why someone would want this is redundant.
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>>6609
>does it not feel pitiful and humiliating to be bossed around
It does, and that makes my PENIS extremely hard

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Does this feel good on your dick?

Has anyone tried using an onnahole with a hoover to get a suction effect? Or even just on its own.

I am too afraid to try it myself (´¬`)
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>>185242
>opening might be too small
don't worry.. it's not... (ρ_;)
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>>185211
Don't they make dedicated PENIS vacuums?
Or are those just too expensive?
:unsure:
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>>185242
Well you could put it in the back of an onnahole.
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>>185211
It's loud as shit, cold and requires a well sized pipe relative to your pen0r to pull off a decent orgasm.
Worth a try if you've got some privacy and aren't trying to stick your dick down a straw.
Probably not worth the waste of a perfectly good onahole to cut one apart for it, though I have seen it done before. Not sure how much it might improve the experience.
Maybe I'll do some research when a hole of mine breaks. :unsure:
Now, grills fucking vacuum cleaners on the other hand, that's super epic :waha:
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>>185211
Did you try it, OP?

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Join the clothed club :cool:
stay warm
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I'm in my underwear, does that count?
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postan with pajama pants on :hokke:
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I put on (mostly) clean clothes today!
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some people in this thread are liars...
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i just got out of the shower and i'm completely naked! i tried to do laundry but the laundry room is out of order so i have nothing to wear! i want to participate in this thread but unfortunately fate has other plans for me...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wat
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maybe it's not a "cryptic video", it's just the worst YTPMV of history
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ok, i survived the memetic kill agent, where's the top secret data?
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>>185186
The kinemaster watermark is kinda killing the creepiness

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
Does anyone have the flash Be Real which was Kevin from Ed Edd n Eddy and cool music in different landscapes? It's on swfchan but it's broken for me and just shows a black screen with some words cut off on the top, and when I right click and do play the words disappear. A lot of flashes are broken frankly but that's the way it is now :/
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Is it actually broken, or just broken in Ruffle? Try running it in the proper Flash Player
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>>5002
the flash is just a youtuberip of this video converted with swfH264 tool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJuudqtWLdE
ruffle cannot play any of those flashes
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>>5007
Thank you! This is good enough
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>>5002
https://swfchan.com/40/195154/?BE+REAL.swf
download and play with stand alone flashplayer

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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I can tell he is insecure because he is doing a face in the pic with his mouth slightly open, trying to look prettier or whatever
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(´ー` ) makeup does not make you female...
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>>2042
ancient reference i did not expect to see on /j/

>>2037
theyre almost certainly male tbh. not bad looking for what theyre doing, but obviously male.

>>2044
to be fair if you are trying to be alluring to men an open mouth can help with that
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very raepable yes indeed!
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That's a girl

Off-Topic@Heyuri
can i post from my playstation vita?
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shimapan WIN! :nosebleed:
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to good to be true!! pantsu!!
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now show balls and ANUS ( ´ω`)
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>>185137
show the BULDGE!!!

Flash@Heyuri
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Hurrell
>Sir Anthony Gerald Hurrell, KCVO CMG (18 February 1927 – 19 April 2009) was a British diplomat and civil servant.
>Born on 18 February 1927, Hurrell attended St Catharine’s College, Cambridge, before spending two years in the Royal Army Educational Corps. In 1950, he entered the Ministry of Labour and subsequently worked in Ministry of Education before joining the Ministry for Overseas Development in 1964; he was promoted to the grade of under secretary in 1974. He moved, with that grade, to the Cabinet Office's Central Policy Review Staff in 1976 and then to the Duchy of Lancaster the following year, before joining the Ministry of Overseas Developments's successor, the Overseas Development Administration in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, in 1978. He remained there until he was appointed HM Ambassador to Nepal in 1983, serving until retirement in 1986.
>Hurrell was appointed a Companion of the Order of St Michael and St George in the 1984 Birthday Honours and a Knight Commander of the Royal Victorian Order two years later, while he was ambassador during the Elizabeth II's state visit to Nepal.
>Hurrell died on 19 April 2009.

>Hurrell was also a prolific fan of the Japanese animated series Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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>>5009
>Hurrell was also a prolific fan of the Japanese animated series Neon Genesis Evangelion.
This looks like wikipedia vandalism based on a joke. Anthony Hurell is both the name of some british bureaucrat who mostly lived in the 20th century and the pseudonym (?) of the guy making those MLM flashs that get posted sometimes on Heyuri
The wikipedia article gives this link: https://archive.org/details/1100_neon_genesis_evangelion as a reference for the claim that Anthony Hurell (the bureaucrat) was a fan of Evangelion. The link leads to a flash made by Anthony Hurell (the other one) about Evangelion, impliying that it was made by Anthony Hurell (the bureaucrat).
If it was true that those two Anthony Hurell were the same person, it would mean that the flash that you posted was made and finished by him posthumously

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Leg muscles of a sumo wrestler. :huh:
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oh good lord yes please
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*sweating* :nosebleed:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i thinking of an hero while learning kickboxing. Anyone done any material art?
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All I know is fap-fu. :biggrin:
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Fap-fu sparring session. First one to cum loses! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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>>185165
Hey, give it back!! :angry:
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>>185168
This song will make you feel better about yourself. :waha:

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m531.mp3
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this girl is so well spoken and sweet (´ー`) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHEW6QntYo
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>>185170
Use it or lose it, buddy *flees* 🏃‍♂️💨
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>>185190
I want to use it. 😢

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i'm going to spend a month only getting off to ao3 stuff instead of anything visual, to understand girls better.
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i already failed... looked at some of my ex's selfies. but i'll keep trying !!
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>>185166
i bet ur ex isn't even cute :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>185167
she's planning to become a model! i guess she might have been delusional about that...
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>>185070
i used to almost exclusively get off to written smut but these days nothing but the most perfect of trashy yaoi does it for me. i read one on ghost rape a while ago and found a sequel recently, but while its popular and good its also unfortunately shotacon.

if you are after more emotive works, have you considered taking the time to read some old hardblush?
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I don't read any smut on AO3. Everything I read there is all ages (or at least, not r18).

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How can any of you slugs be depressed NEETs, wallowing in self-pity all day, whlist being white? If I were white, I wouldn't complain about anything, I'd be the happiest man in the world!
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An interesting fact that’s growing with the minorities is that they often see themselves as being lesser than the white race. Some feeling like they’ll never achieve great things.
Unlike the white race there’s really not much in their history that they can look at and see as a role model for anything. Success feels out of place for them.
It’s like looking to see if I can get a job at a clothing store and seeing that the staff look 100% women. As a man I’m going to assume I just don’t belong. And it would be harder to relate with them if I did get hired. I would stand out like a sore thumb.
They’re beginning to grow sort of self hatred, it’s sad to see.
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i wanna raep charlotte's corpse
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>>185159
This is exactly the reason why most hardcore racist people on the internet (or even in real life sometimes) are brown.
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>>185159
The solution to that is simply to pull up those bootstraps and stop living in whitey's country, if it's so bad and all.
They go back where they came from and suddenly they're not a minority anymore. Nobody else's shadow to stand in.
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>>184960
where im from you dont need to not have white skin to be brown

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Do you wish to grow up one day? To one day wake up and be a normie with social skills and 0 interest in anime? Would you rather have "ordinary happiness" or the vague contentedness you get from indulging in a hobby that alienates you from most of society? Do you really think giving up your dream of finding a cute girl who'd be willing to roleplay as your maid doll, or whatever your fantasy is over marrying a hetero man with no inner world will make you happy? What would you pick
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Will you give up your creepy toys and figures for the normal life youre supposed to want?!
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you don't need validation from the internet, just keep doing what maeks u happy :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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cant we have both? :worry2:
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The notion that normies are happy only applies for those that are on top of the ladder and can do whatever they please, I don't envy the average normie life in the slightest, maybe 80 years ago but not today
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>>2038
Thats what i am saying!! Im saying they want you to stop being an autist and get "healthy" but for what?! Youre not happy you spend all day watching boring tiktok videos!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
frozen peas are candy that's good for you.
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No freaking way :monapc:
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I thought frozen peas were just for when you get beaten up :astonish:
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did you know that frozen blueberries can help increase circulation of stem cells?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
do you ever think about using AI magic to get your waifu to say she loves you on video? like those ASMR/POV videos, but imagine someone like furina saying your name and acting like your girlfriend sending a vlog about her room or something :sweat:
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i saw them years ago :nyaoo2:
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you can do that now with enough vram. its just expensive. :sad:
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it'd be better to perform alchemic cosmic rituals to bring her into existence on the mortal plane

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