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does heyuri like cabbages? can you give me good cabbage or lettuce recipes? dont. give me good stuff to make with lemon cuz i never actually buy cabbage ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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My favorite recipe.

1. Acquire an LOLi.
2. Force feed LOLi an whole jar of sauerkraut.
3. Wait a few hours.
4. Position your face under her buttocks.
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!!
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okonomiyaki!
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when lief gives you lemons...
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>>156622
OP sits on traffic cones for the feel.
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>>156644
After step 1 I'd give her same homemade manicotti or something.
Italian toots always smell the same when they come out, with a hint of buttmusk.

3D Girls@Heyuri
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ZOMG TEH REI SECKS
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teh rei :huh:
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>>1117
CODE PLEASSEEEE
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>CODE PLEASSEEEE
Release date: 2008-04-04
Code: IFDVA-025
Title: EVAN 綾○レイ 鮎川なお
Actress: Nao Ayukawa

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Is Leon S Kennedy the most handsome survival horror protagonist?
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harry mason is hawter

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:hokke: i Need to become employed Shall i
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sell your body :hokke:
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>>156631
be my qt asian bride anon

3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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BEWBZ 1111GET
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Ai Shinozaki WINGET :iyahoo:
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getting that 100gb torrent with all the stuff shes ever done best decision ive evr maed (⌒∇⌒ゞ)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Superdeadbeat Dad...:sad::cry::cry:
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It's all lies. Everyone knows a human woman impregnated with suparman sperms would give birth to a kid that would burst out of her chest like a xenomorph. :biggrin:
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and he didn't even bring home the super-milk like he promised :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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My girlfriend drew art of me and her
(Im the one holding the gun)
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>>156628
there aren’t enough thread about herr
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OP YOU DUN GOOFED UP
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https://www.deviantart.com/medihuntagirl/gallery

Her DevianArt, leave some nice comments :smile:
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CAN WE GET MOAR PORN OF HER(・∀・)
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>>156681
bro, lolfo (MHG) and ops girlfriend are different people!!

Flash@Heyuri
here is a guide for looping
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This should be pinned or something honestly :nyaoo:
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>>3261
I wonder if anyone has actually picked up flash and done a loop following this guide
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>>3263
I did. Ended up making at least 10 of it I think.
The process to actually acquire adobe flash itself was kinda convoluted though. :dark:
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>>3276
There's a single cracked installer for Adobe CS6. Works like a charm.
Just search the archives for /f/lagship.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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wut are you looking at?
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puni puni!
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>wut are you looking at?
the same thread!
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*chomps teh micro boba* :xp: nomnomnom

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One day, while surfing the world wide web, I ended up finding this cool song from on old amstrad game www.cpc-power.com/index.php?page=detail&onglet=zicym&num=437 :dance2:
The website provides the file of the song... However, I was never able to find a program to play .ym files on my computer, so the only way to listen to this song is through this website. :nyaoo2:
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bookmark'd ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>156498
oh, it works, thanks j00 :dance:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Lots of people complain about immigrants coming to their country because they have higher propensities to criminality, low IQs, disagreeable religions, etc. But let's be honest. How much of it is just that they're ugly? If there were a race flooding in with the same demographic statistics as any Syrians or Hondurans or Congolese, but they looked like the above, you wouldn't care nearly as much, would you? I wouldn't.
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How the fuck is this shit still up? *ahem*

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>156568
From my expirience ukrainian refugees get treated with more respect than their syrian counterparts or even the turks foe that matter.
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>>156568
From my expirience ukrainian refugees get treated with more respect than their syrian counterparts or even the turks foe that matter.
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>>156568
From my expirience ukrainian refugees get treated with more respect than their syrian counterparts or even the turks foe that matter.
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>>156568
From my expirience ukrainian refugees get treated with more respect than their syrian counterparts or even the turks foe that matter.

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>3275
WWWEE LUUV POPN'MUSSSICC!

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to “loan” him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store.

To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex “game”. By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead.

Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country.

After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there.

Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeep’s trunk.

And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan.

But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door).

And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphilia next to him. And immediately calling the police.
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necrofag!!! we missed you!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
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ya kno i do wonder how many crimes like this people actually get away with. it's always like some sorta really unlucky scenario or horribly poor planning whenever i see crimes get figured out like this
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POSTING IN A RETARD'S THREAD :hokke:
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>>156545
His pushed out tongue must mean that she indeed was squeezing and pulling on that belt very hard and for some time. Lots of passion and dedication to do it involved. Putting his head with face pushed to rub right into toilet seat must have been also on purpose, as another humiliation of him. How quickly love can turn into hate, if woman's money are involved.
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oh god you again..

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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There was a thread a few weeks ago about "What would your family do if they found out you browse Heyuri" - and it had alot of interesting replies. It relates to this discussion about digital footprints - the permanent record you leave of all of your activities online

But that thread seemed to be mostly jokes. I still am left wondering how the people browsing sites like this actually plan to reckon with the fact it may well come to light one day.

Now posting on a forum like this, if thats all you do, doesn't really leave a deep print in the mud. But some people went a little farther than that (Say, uploading pictures of yourself in underwear to this board...) - we have more to reckon with. The average kid of today has left a deep print, most kids don't understand why they shouldn't slap their name and face on everything they do online - neither did I.

Now if someone, an employer, a snoopy coworker, or my grandparents, were to do a little bit of digging, I'd be ridiculed for being an absolute clown on the internet as a kid - doing what kids do, seeking attention

Sigh - it's all just so complicated, can anyone here relate? And what is your advice?
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>>156342
Three questions:
How common is your name where you live?
What did you do?
Where did you post this?

If someone finds a page with your name on it, you can say that it's someone else/a bot/an account your relatives made, that got hacked later on and started posting spam.

If you posted pics or a video then that's something else. How bad is it? Like "I play pokemon go song" levels of bad, or 14/88 levels of bad? Or is it "devious lick" activity level of bad?

Finally, see if you can delete the file and account on the website. An old saying is that "everything you post on the internet is forever", but link rot, site restructuring and unpaid hosting has claimed many files I've been looking for; these only remain in the local disk stores of people who saved them. If you're lucky, the website you posted to will be inaccessible in the near future. Of course, if what you did is absolutely ridiculous, it's a certainty that someone has archived it or reuploaded it. Though whether anyone knows the right person to contact to get the file is up to chance.

Ultimately, do not underestimate the power of obsessively dedicated witch hunters on the internet, especially if they're on a moral crusade. I don't have any advice on stopping them, sorry I can't be of more help OP.
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>>156349
i used to be extremely stressed all the time but then i realized that worrying so much before anything has even happened is pointless
if something happens i will deal with it, until then i will enjoy my life
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thank you
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I am constantly glad that I spent the effort to separate anything I do with my real name from my general Internet activities. I've also generally avoided doing things like posting pictures of my room or even my desktop if I can help it (this one is mostly so I don't instantly dox myself by posting my desktop between my real name identity and my general web one).
I could be turbo paranoid and have separate user accounts or vms or somenting for that, but it is more effort than it's worth; my threat model is geared toward making it hard to connect the dots (since you wouldn't have a reason to) while not unduly inconveniencing myself.
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im already cooked, im a neet, my digital footprint doesnt even matter anymore and i dont give a shit.
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nvm i do care bc im not a child diddler but you know what i mean>>156529

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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🍺ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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teh best natural medicine ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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the cure to all diseases on the earth
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I always thought that only a young lady's pee will work :unsure:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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another evening of high cortisol and no sleep.
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ANOTHER EVENING WITH A LOT OF CAFFEINE AND SUGAR :iyahoo:
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BRING OUT THE ENERGY DRINKS :iyahoo:
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>>156516
W00T! :dance: :dance:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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GENSOKYO FIRST
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>>156519
stop forcing this fad

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